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Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:58:15 GMT

clipped by: Sweeneybird

Bill Clinton’s Madness:

A Consequence of Heart-Bypass Surgery Brain Damage

We Need to Understand and Show Some Compassion

One of the savviest politicians of our generation, known for his wit, charm, and calm under extreme pressure, Bill Clinton appears out of character in the speeches and interviews televised since his bypass surgery September 6, 2004—and his mental deterioration may be accelerating. Remember, this is the president who withstood public impeachment before the entire world for his relationship with Monica Lewinski without once losing control. Now, he is easily angered by hecklers, and makes factual mistakes and racial slurs while aggressively defending his wife’s campaign for presidency. Everyone sees his mental and emotional decline, yet to date, no medical professionals have spoken out about the cause or offered help.

Tags: healthcare, politics

Why Bill Maher Made Me Laugh

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:58:08 GMT

clipped by: Efrain Alvarado

Clip Source: townhall.com

Bill Maher is a very irritating fellow. Now surely he would say that he irritates people because he is so iconoclastic, shattering entrenched orthodoxies with his rapier wit, but the truth is that Maher is offensive because he has an offensive personality. He seems chronically unable to wipe the smug arrogant smile off his face, which is especially galling because this arrogance is entirely unsubstantiated by intellectual ability.

Even Maher’s humor seems, well, gratuitous and condescending. His is not the wry, gentle wit of Jay Leno or Jerry Seinfeld. Nor does he exhibit the outrageous, side-splitting humor of George Carlin or Richard Pryor. Rather, Maher employs his trademark sneer to poke snide, sarcastic fun at people, usually people who are markedly less sophisticated or culturally established or economically well off than he is.

“Religulous,” Maher’s documentary film attacking religion, is not exactly breaking attendance records nationwide.

“anti-theist” who hates the Christian God

Tags: atheism, anti-theist, arrogance

AGAIN wit da LOLCATS

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:37:40 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: ...cant ....stop....myself............

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, humour, cats, lolcats, entertainment, interspecies humor

kleurenleer

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:05:07 GMT

clipped by: mrpolly

Clip Source: www.nubijlage.nl

Geel
eigeel + groen = sprankelend
geel + bruin = warm
geel + roze/rood = exotisch
geel + zachtblauw = fris
geel + grijs = zakelijk
geel + wit = zonnig

Oranje
oranje + grijs = trendy
oranje + paars = retro
oranje + bruin = sfeervol
oranje + geel = mediterraan
oranje + turkoois/limoengroen = gedurfd
oranje + wit = warm en fris

Rood
rood + goud- zilverkleurige details = stijlvol
rood + roze/lila/paars = eigentijds en warm
rood + marineblauw = klassiek
rozerood + citroengeel = zacht en fris

Paars
paars + olijfgroen = modern
paars + lichtblauw = schitterend
paars + oranje/fuchsiaroze = eyecatcher
paars + oranje/turkoois/fel groen = exotisch

Blauw
blauw + wit = klassiek, mooi in zonnige kamers
blauw + naturel = extra aandacht voor het blauw
blauw + groen = harmonie

Groen
donkergroen + rood = luchtig en speels
groen + paars = koninklijk
groen + geel = simpel, stijlvol
groen + neutrale kleuren = sfeervol, rustig
groen + metaalkleur = stoer

THESE TWO BELONG TOGETHER......

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:44:19 GMT

clipped by: SexyLady140
clipper's remarks: A Man who can tell who he truly love on live tv have my vote!!!!!

Clip Source: wiki.answers.com

I READ IN SISTER 2 SISTER MAGAZINE AND HE SAID THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WIT NIVEA BUT HE MESSED UP. AND HE MADE THAT SONG ABOUT HER SOMETHING YOU FORGOT. I THINK SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER B/C HER AND THE DREAM GETTING A DIVORCE ANYWAYS

Why did lilwayne and nivea break up?

TEST CLIP OCT 4 2008

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:41:48 GMT

clipped by: morrie

Clip Source: en.wikipedia.org

ight Word in the Right Place at the Right Time: Wit and Wisdom from the Popular Language Column in the New York Times Magazine (2004) ISBN 0-7432-4244-0
No Uncertain Terms: More Writing from the Popular "On Language" Column in The New York Times Magazine (2003) ISBN 0-7432-4243-2

Novels

Scandalmonger (2000) ISBN 0-684-86719-2
Sleeper Spy (1995) ISBN 0-679-43447-X
Freedom: A Novel of Abraham Lincoln and the Civil War (198

Lend Me Your Ears: Great Speeches in History (1997) ISBN 0-393-04005-4
Words of Wisdom: More

Tags: testclip

Blackburn Rovers Vs Manchester United Live Online

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:09:34 GMT

clipped by: frasermorrison
clipper's remarks: Live online coverage for free of Blackburn Rovers Vs Manchester United. Saturday 4th October 2008

Clip Source: www.lovefooty.net

Blackburn Rovers Vs Manchester United Live Online: Premier League

Watch Blackburn Rovers Vs Manchester United Live online in the Premier League for free.

Blackburn take on Manchester United this Saturday in the Premier League as Paul Ince tries to out-wit his old gaffer. Man Utd will be favourites here and Alex Ferguson will not want to be beaten by on of his protege’s.

Tags: football, soccer, manchester united, blackburn rovers, premier league, video, live

Today, We Are All Marxists!

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:23:02 GMT

clipped by: Jorjor
clipper's remarks: Yes, today, everyone has become a Marxist. Groucho Marxist, that is. 2 October 2008, is the 118th anniversary of his birth. A master of wit, who, unlike Don Rickles, made one feel complimented to have been insulted by him. All hail, Marx and Lennon (see http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/laughstore_2013_1230600), and don't neglect to check out the rest of the quotes at the clipsource.

Clip Source: en.wikiquote.org

Julius Henry Marx (2 October 1890 – 19 August 1977), primarily known as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and actor, famous for his work in the Marx Brothers comedy team, and his solo film and television career.

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay!

I sent the club a wire stating, "PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER".

Telegram to the Friar's Club of Beverly Hills

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I got $25 from Reader's Digest last week for something I never said. I get credit all the time for things I never said. You know that line in You Bet Your Life? The guy says he has seventeen kids and I say: "I smoke a cigar, but I take it out of my mouth occasionally"? I never said that.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

Tags: politics, marx, marxism, socialism, quotes, humor, obama, palin

10 rules for winning a debate

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:08:05 GMT

clipped by: boniface
clipper's remarks: Read the full explanations at the source. They're worth it.

Clip Source: www.cnn.com

1. Debates are easy

2. 20 questions, 20 answers, one message.

3. Familiarity matters.

4. Don't cram.

5. Wit is sticky.

6. The camera is always on.

7. Create a moment.

8. Don't be a lawyer.

9. Small people make small points.

10. Debates are more often lost than won.

dejeuner du matin zwart wit

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 19:52:48 GMT

clipped by: rvanbrakel
clipper's remarks: voor school

Clip Source: nl.youtube.com

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Warren Buffett Reveals Bailout's Dirty Little Secret

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:07:16 GMT

clipped by: rmowery
clipper's remarks: They should just listen to Buffet - the man obviously knows what he is doing and has nothing to gain from the advice. The Bernanke and Paulson plan however will allow all their buddies to still stay rich. It really should come down to what is right for the American people, not what is right for a select few.

Clip Source: www.clusterstock.com

Warren Buffett Reveals Bailout's Dirty Little Secret

The critical part of the bailout is the price the government pays for the trash assets it buys from banks. In short, if the government pays too much, the taxpayers will get hosed.

So it is interesting to note the difference between the price the government is proposing to pay and the price one of the world's smartest investors--Warren Buffett--would be willing to pay. To wit:

Bernanke and Paulson want to pay a phantom "hold-to-maturity" price that is above the prices at which the banks are currently valuing their trash assets.

Warren Buffett, meanwhile, thinks the appropriate price would be the "market value," which he believes is below the price at which the banks are currently carrying their trash:

Tags: buffet, bernake, paulson, bailout, banking, finance, wall street

Ain't Playin Wit 'Em - Direct

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:18:48 GMT

clipped by: stefs
clipper's remarks: Ain't Playin Wit 'Em - Direct

Clip Source: www.megavideo.com

I Ain't Playin Wit 'Em - Director's cut

Tags: Ain't Playin Wit 'Em Director's
Category: Music
Added: September 23 , 2008 , 03:08:40 PM

Runtime: 00:00

Comments: 0

Broadcast: Private video
Status: Converting

Tags: ain't playin wit 'em - direct

LG Codes

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:11:10 GMT

clipped by: ppdjoy

Clip Source: forum.projanmo.com

LG Secret Codes

LG all models test mode: Type 2945#*# on the main screen.

2945*#01*# Secret menu for LG

IMEI (ALL): *#06#
IMEI and SW (LG 510): *#07#
Software version (LG B1200): *8375#
Recount cheksum (LG B1200): *6861#
Factory test (B1200): #PWR 668
Simlock menu (LG B1200): 1945#*5101#
Simlock menu (LG 510W, 5200): 2945#*5101#
Simlock menu (LG 7020, 7010): 2945#*70001#

Simlock menu (LG 500, 600): 2947#*

LG-U81XX SPECIAL CODES
Code to read phone version :
- Phone without SIM
- Enter 277634#*# or 47328545454#
- Select 'SW Ver.info'
Code to reset phone :
- Phone without SIM
- Enter 277634#*# or 47328545454#
- Select 'Factory Reset'
Code to enter UNLOCK MENU :
- Phone wit SIM inside
- Enter 2945#*88110#
Test Menu 8330 : 637664#*#
Test Menu 8180 V10a: 49857465454#
Test Menu 8180 V11a: 492662464663#
Test Menu 8130-8138: 47328545454#
Test Menu 8110-8120: 277634#*#
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Philip Pullman's essential reading list (top 40)

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:13:57 GMT

clipped by: cakebelly
clipper's remarks: http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article4627683.ece

Clip Source: entertainment.timesonline.co.uk

Exclusive: Philip Pullman's essential reading list

COMPLETE POEMS
by Elizabeth Bishop
How simple some great poetry can seem - as x` as water, and as necessary. Bishop is incomparable: “Awful, but cheerful,” she said.

THE ANATOMY OF MELANCHOLY
by Robert Burton
A vast rickety structure of learning, wit, sense, nonsense, bizarre anecdotes, kindness, and wisdom. A humane guide and antidote to this terrible affliction.

A PERFECT SPY
by John le Carré
A perfect blend of form, subject, sensibility and moral power. Le Carré's best book, and one of the finest English novels of the 20th century.

THE WOMAN IN WHITE
by Wilkie Collins
For sheer plotting genius, Collins had no rival. If you've never read this, I can promise you one of the most gripping stories of all time.

KOLYMSKY HEIGHTS
by Lionel Davidson
The best thriller I've ever read, and I've read plenty. A solidly researched and bone-chilling adventure in a savage setting, with a superb hero.

TotT: Mockin Ur Objectz

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:55:11 GMT

clipped by: travislaborde
clipper's remarks: LOL

Clip Source: googletesting.blogspot.com

TotT: Mockin Ur Objectz

GIMME lol_io LIKE LOLIO

SO IM LIKE PROCESSIN WIT DATAZ OK?
  GIMME EACH BUCKET IN UR DATAZ OK?
    BUCKET OWN FUBARRED?
      N CAN HAS NONE
    NOPE?
      N CAN HAS 1

KTHXBYE N

IZ __name__ KINDA LIKE “__main__”?
UR PROCESSIN WIT LOLIO OWN GET_SOME_DATAZ
BTW, GET_SOME_DATAZ USES UR INTERNETS LOL

Oh NOES! Usin' internets in ur unit testz? Don't clog the tubes! Is not big truck! Mock the LOLIO thingy. No moar tubes!

GIMME mock_lol_io LIKE LOLIO

BTW, GIMME THING TO TEST
BTW, TEST THE THING NOW KTHX

BTW, SOMETIMES THEY BE CALLIN DIS DEPENDENCY INJECTION ROFL

BTW, YOU CAN UZE MOCKZ N STUF FER DIS LOOK:

IN MAI library GIMME mock_filesystem LIKE LOL_FAKE_FILEYSTEM

BTW, NOW U CAN USE LOL_FAKE_FILESYSTEM TO MAKE FAKE FILEZ IN MEMORY N STUFF
BTW, IS FASTER THAN OPENIN FILEZ ON TEST SERVAR

Now U know the sekrit for faster tests. Shh, don't tell Microsawft or the Yahew. They might be in our base, stealin our tech!

KTHXBYE!