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HSq #2

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:02:59 GMT

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Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

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Quotes of the Day

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:41:24 GMT

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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
- Evan Esar

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
- Claud Cockburn

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
- Calvin Trillin

Famous Mother’s Day Quotes

Sat, 10 May 2008 15:46:15 GMT

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clipper's remarks: “All I am or can be I owe to my angel Mother.”
-Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President

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Famous Mother’s Day Quotes

“All I am or can be I owe to my angel Mother.”
-Abraham Lincoln, U.S. President

“My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.”
-George Washington, U.S. President

“There never was a woman like her. She was gentle as a dove and brave as a lioness… The memory of my mother and her teachings were, after all, the only capital I had to start life with, and on that capital I have made my way.”
- Andrew Jackson, U.S. President

“The mother’s heart is the child’s schoolroom.”
Henry Ward Beecher, US Congressional clergyman

“Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?
-Nancy Thayer, author

“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.”
-Honore de Balzac, author

“By and large, mothers and housewives are the only

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mother day gift ideas

Fri, 09 May 2008 11:15:06 GMT

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clipper's remarks: My mother's day gift idea is on coming mother's day, wish your mother with "mother's day quotes", its simple..

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Inspirational Quotes

A collection of inspirational quotes on mothers coming straight from the hearts of some of the most prolific writers and celebrated personalities of our times.

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.

As is the mother, so is her daughter.

Men are what their mothers made them.

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.

We never know the love of the parent until we become parents ourselves.

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.

The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.

Who is getting more pleasure from this rocking, the baby or me?

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

That best academy, a mother's knee.

Homer Simpson Quotes

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:27:11 GMT

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Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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Murderous

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:41:14 GMT

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Clip Source: www.time.com

Quotes of the Day

Tuesday, Oct. 23, 2007

The only good thing that comes from this tragedy is that little Victoria is a healthy baby and is reunited with her family.

U.S. Attorney JOHN F. WOOD
after a jury convicted Lisa Montgomery of killing an expectant mother, cutting the baby from her womb and taking the infant, Victoria, home

Photo: Wyandotte County Sheriff's Department / AP | Source: AP

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Quotes of the Day

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:20:04 GMT

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Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
- James F. Byrnes

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
- Rita Rudner

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.
- James F. Byrnes

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
- Rita Rudner

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
- Mark Twain

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MySpace Glitter Graphics

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:43:35 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Free MySpace glitter graphics with cute comments for birthdays, holidays, love, and friends. Create your own glitter graphics with a variety of glitter text word generators.

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Are you looking for free glitter graphic codes? We have thousands of MySpace glitter graphics for you to use. There are glitter comments for Mother's Day, 4th of July, happy birthday, love, days of the week, and holidays. You will also find cute, funny quotes, sports, gothic, insults, get well, as well as many other hot glitter graphics.

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The mother earth is too tired to sustain more children.

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:09:36 GMT

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Quotes of the Day

Monday, Aug. 06, 2007

The mother earth is too tired to sustain more children.

ONE OF 190 NEW SLOGANS
recommended by China's family planning commission to better promote the government's one-child policy (this billboard in Guanxi reads, "Have less children, have a better life"). They are meant to replace harsher messages like "One more baby means one more tomb"

Photo: Goh Chai Hin / AFP | Source: BBC

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John From Cincinnati: You will love This New Series

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:59:43 GMT

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clipper's remarks: If you have missed the first 4 episodes.........Go back and watch them. This series will be a gem to remember

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Optomism (encouragement) Quotes

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 19:05:25 GMT

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“You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime.”

—Dale Carnegie (1888-1955), motivational author

“There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.”

—Mother Theresa (1910-1997), founder of the Missionaries of Charity

“Appreciation can make a day, even change a life. Your willingness to put it into words is all that is necessary.”

—Margaret Cousins

“A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success.”

—Anonymous

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Funny church quotes

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:37:16 GMT

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clipper's remarks: FUNNY!

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A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

A father took his 5-year-old son to several baseball games where "The Star-Spangled Banner" was sung before the start of each game. Then, the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation sang "The Star-Spangled Banner", and after everyone sat down, the little boy suddenly yelled out, "PLAY BALL!!!"

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service: "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us."

After a church service on Sunday morning,
a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
"Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
"That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
"Well," said the little boy,
"I have to go to church on Sunday anyway,
and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell,
than to sit and listen."

     A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was quiet, until the little one started to sing in a loud voice,
"Happy birthday to you,
      happy birthday to you..."

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said:
4 better, 4 worse,
4 richer, 4 poorer."

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Words That Changed You - iVillage Top 10

Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:28:56 GMT

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clipper's remarks: "Has anyone ever said something to you — a piece of advice, a word of comfort, a bit of inspiration — that you've just never forgotten?" From inspiring mantras to heartfelt expressions of empathy and encouragement, here are just a few of the amazing nuggets of wisdom iVillagers have taken to heart. They might change you too.

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Words That Changed You

"Wise choices often mean rough going." My uncle told me this last year when I was going through a difficult time, and he was absolutely correct: While I knew I'd made the best decision for myself, it didn't mean I had removed all obstacles. His words gave me hope and strength to continue.

I was at work one day feeling depressed, and a legal assistant I work with (she was a Polish refugee) looked at me and said, "The only one who is going to take care of you is you." It was an aha moment. I think I was waiting for someone to step in and help me when really, no one was able to — or going to.

"Let go or be dragged."

Advice from the iVillage boards: "Our feelings may not be entirely in our control, but our responses are our choice. You have to choose to be happy, choose to be the bigger person, choose not to let someone impact your life in a negative way."

"The only way out is through." It's a phrase that stuck in my mind throughout a bad breakup.

After my husband's death, a church acquaintance wrote me a letter to say that her husband died at the same young age and under nearly identical circumstances. She then finished with, "I cannot imagine what you are going through." That filled me with the most incredible relief and warmth. Obviously she'd gone through the same thing, obviously she must have shared some of my own feelings, but she had the grace not to presume what they were.

"Don't let people rent space in your head." It was an important realization for me at a time when I was really obsessing about my ex.

"If a man tells you he doesn't know what he wants, he doesn't know what he's got."

A quote that I have on my office wall and read daily: "You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down."

My mother's mantra: "If the problem is something you cannot change, then you must change your attitude toward it."

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Meryl Streep Quotes

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 20:11:44 GMT

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Meryl Streep Quotes

Acting is not about being someone different. It's finding the similarity in what is apparently different, then finding myself in there.

All that attention to the perfect lighting, the perfect this, the perfect that, I find terribly annoying.

Chris Cooper is one of my favorite actors in the world. I've seen him in most everything he's done.

Enough people write about me every day without even interviewing me.

Everything we say signifies; everything counts, that we put out into the world. It impacts on kids, it impacts on the zeitgeist of the time.

I always feel like I can't do it, that I can't go through with a movie. But then I do go through with it after all.

I always thought I was so fat, and I was not fat! And then I think, Oh, I was so young!

I believe in imagination. I did Kramer vs. Kramer before I had children. But the mother I would be was already inside me.

I choose to work on things that put a positive energy out, because otherwise I don't know why I am alive.

I couldn't care less about fashion. If I had taken any clothes home, they would have remained in my closet for the rest of their existence.

I didn't have any confidence in my beauty when I was young. I felt like a character actress, and I still do.

I don't know why I don't watch a lot of movies; I can barely keep up with the things my friends are in. There isn't enough time in life.

I don't like to be gone all weekend and at night too. Because for 20 years, I've had children who are in school.

I have a holistic need to work and to have huge ties of love in my life. I can't imagine eschewing one for the other.

I have a very busy life, and not many people who have a career and four kids go out a lot to the movies.

I have the power to pick what I want to be in of the things that are offered to me-most of which are dreadful.

I have to start out with nothing each time. And reinvent the wheel. It's very, very hard.

I stopped picking these wild locations and my husband and I decided to stay in Los Angeles.

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Homer Simpson Quotes Part 2

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:15:59 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A little late but part 2

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Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.

It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman’s bottom? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Homer no function beer well without.

I’ve always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is — and it’s me.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.

I’m never going to be disabled. I’m sick of being so healthy.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

[Looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You-are-gay.’

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