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Masturbation and Longevity

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:52:00 GMT

clipped by: klippety
clipper's remarks: Can I do it ?

Borgnine Blushes, but He’s On to Something

The 91-year-old actor sent the cast of “Fox and Friends” into a juvenile tizzy this week when he revealed the key to his longevity: “I masturbate a lot.” Don’t snicker. The health benefits of autoeroticism have been well documented, yet modesty prevents many adults from discussing such matters.

The Health Benefits of Masturbation

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:17:00 GMT

clipped by: coonhnd
clipper's remarks: Check out the rest of the article for even more information and health benefits

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

FOXSexpert: The Health Benefits of Masturbation

Yet, according to Martha Cornog, of "The Big Book of Masturbation", self-pleasuring is surely the second most common human sex act. And, despite its torrid history, that’s proving to be a good thing. Turns out this once taboo behavior has plenty of health benefits and can do wonders for your sex life.

What many may not know, however, is that stimulating yourself can ultimately boost your health in many ways.

Health Benefits for Men

— Improving his immune system’s functioning.

— Building his resistance to prostate gland infection.

— Making for a healthier prostate.

Health Benefits for Females

— Building her resistance to yeast infections.

— Combating pre-menstrual tension and other physical conditions associated with their menstrual cycles, like cramps.

— Relieving painful menstruation by increasing blood flow to the pelvic region. This will also reduce pelvic cramping and related backaches.

Tags: sex, health, masturbation, fox news

Curvature of the Penis

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:39:44 GMT

clipped by: dianakee
clipper's remarks: The only known treatments of this condition are surgery, oral medication (vitamin E) or penis exercises. However, surgery is an invasive technique with irreversible results that is not always successful, while Vitamin E brings only a small improvement and not to all men.

The best choice for anybody suffering from this condition is to try penis exercises that can straighten the penis, just as they can make it longer.

Curvature of the penis can be caused by other factors such as strenuous masturbation, or injury to the penis, but the exercises used to correct Peyronie's disease can be equally effective in treating curvature caused by other factors.

Clip Source: masterpenis.blogspot.com

Curvature of the Penis

Most cases of curved penises are caused by a disease known as Peyronie’s. It was named after the brilliant XVII century French surgeon Francois de la Peyronie.

The diseases that was named after him is a rare disorder of the connective tissue that makes up part of the penis.

It involves the growth of fibrous plaques in the soft tissue of the penis that can, in time, bend the penis in one direction or another. The result is a curved penis that is not always suited for sex. Many men suffering from Peyronie’s complain about pain during intercourse.

The exact cause of this condition is still unknown. Some experts are convinced that Peyronie’s disease is inherited and many say that it is caused by injury to the internal cavity of the penis.

Tags: curvature of the penis, male sexual problem, male sexual health

Masturbational INSANITY

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:54:36 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: The mind too is attacked. The thrall to self-pollution “can no longer look people squarely and frankly in the face, but seeks to avoid meeting people, pulls down his cap to hide his eyes and goes about with a shy and guilty bearing. His memory fails him. His mind begins to lack grasp and grip. He slowly but surely ceases to be positive and self-reliant. Imbecility and insanity may, and often do come as the inevitable result.”

When a boy injures his reproductive powers so that when a man his sexual secretion shall be of inferior quality, his offspring will show it in their physical, mental and moral natures, shaping the history and destiny of the nation.

Clip Source: www.loompanics.com

Recorded at the turn of the twentieth century by Doctor of Divinity Sylvanus Stall, it was one of the most influential forces in the war against the “vile addiction to solitary vice.

Masturbation, proclaimed the good doctor, is like an opiate addiction, soon becoming “a fixed habit, and is likely to be practiced with such violence that idiocy, and even death, may and often does, come speedily

Body, mind and even soul are quickly and inexorably destroyed by this pernicious “secret vice.

Stall paints a grim picture of the chronic masturbator - a figure as cliched in the 1890s as the crypto-lunatic assassin and the raving, bestial “drug addict.” Sallow skin, lusterless eyes, flabby muscles, loose stools, cold and clammy hands, poor digestion, heart palpitations, hollow chest, headaches, dizziness all mark the young man snared by the vicious habit. Orgasm

or “violent shocks to the nervous system” in Stall's words

if repeated or long continued will eventually “shatter and ruin” the body

Tags: health

OUR BRAVE NATION

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:01:31 GMT

clipped by: klippety
clipper's remarks: Are we brave enough, AGAIN, to be accounted for? Do we show up or just complain? Where are the protesters? Where are the participants? America once was the beginning of a world wide MOVEMENT and now we seem to be at the end. Let's meet at the next rally, outside, not web side. Or are we that afraid of looking ridiculous? What is stopping us now? Participation required, not just mental masturbation and making our feelings some room.

Clip Source: bravenation.com

Author, Activist and Former California State Senator Tom Hayden talks in depth with the author of No Logo and The Shock Doctrine, Naomi Klein, about the state of the fourth branch of government: journalists. Both Hayden and Klein became serious journalists in college, and it was during that time that both experienced their defining moment. When Tom Hayden interviewed Dr. Martin Luther King Jr at the 1960 DNC in Los Angeles, he asked questions while imagining the headline, "Tom Hayden Interviews MLK," but by the time he wrote the article he knew there were more important things in the world than personal glory. Naomi Klein rebelled from her liberal, feminist mother until Mark Lepine gunned down fourteen women in what became known as the Montreal Massacre. It was then she realized people were dying for the beliefs her mother fought for, and that realization awakened the activist within her. After both events, Hayden and Klein dedicated their lives to telling the truth about the world

USA love the dots - NOT!

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:54:38 GMT

clipped by: stefaninig

Clip Source: www.terminal-boredom.com

Dots "Your Balls" 7"
A fine specimen of Italian dirtbag rock. Trashily-fast twin-guitar Dwarves-isms, broken English ranting about masturbation, balls and love. Sort of like a dago Feelers a little bit, but not as panicked. Or good. Six-songs worth of punk rock attitude delivered with little finesse and lots of fuck-youitude. Live, these guys were a mess. On record, they hold it together fairly well. A little bit of a hook under the filth, a little bit of keyboard wreckage, some extra percussion here and there (they list two drummers on the credits?). They're no Grabbies, but who really is anymore? Scum stats: 400 copies on black. (RK)
(Ken Rock Records // myspace.com/kenrockrecords)

The Fukuoku Fingerator Turn your finger into the most exquisite vibrator

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:57:59 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The Fukuoku Fingerator Turn your finger into the most exquisite vibrator

The Fukuoku Fingerator
Listen up: if you're looking for bang for your buck, this is it. Our testers were in raptures and you will be too when you try this vibrating mini miracle.

Fabulous for solo play, you'll be amazed at how intensive this little marvel can be ! Great for foreplay fun too, and tiny enough to pop in your handbag to take to work. Essential - buy some for yourself and your partner - they'll love you for it ! The Fukuoku Fingerator, comes with replaceable batteries which have a 3hr life span. This means you will have upto 36 orgasms before the batteries need replacing!

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Clip Source: www.natural.halloasia.com

The Fukuoku Fingerator Turn your finger into the most exquisite vibrator. Add more enjoying pleasure in your masturbation

The Fukuoku Fingerator

Listen up: if you're looking for bang for your buck, this is it. Our testers were in raptures and you will be too when you try this vibrating mini miracle.

Tags: penis enlargement, penis enhancement, male enhancement, premature ejaculation, sexual dysfunction, erection problems, erectile dysfunction

Mad Crazy World . . .

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:36:06 GMT

clipped by: Jonibobs
clipper's remarks: I`m not suprised, I have always thought this world to be Crazy.

Clip Source: actiii.net

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
but only in tropical fish stores.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Starfish don't have brains.

Tags: clips, crazy, weird

Crazy Laws in a Crazy World!!!

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:30:21 GMT

clipped by: grammydjb1

Clip Source: actiii.net

Just in case you need more proof that we live in a crazy world . . .

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

We need to get these devices into our schools...

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:09:43 GMT

clipped by: graphictruth
clipper's remarks: Why? Well, because the Japanese are now complaining of a low birth rate - JUST as Jocelyn Elders predicted!!!!

Clip Source: www.literaryescorts.com

The Japanese are famous for their love of technology as well as their embracing of sexuality, at least compared to most Western cultures. The combination of the two has produced a state-of-the-art sex doll that has led to a widescale sex doll fetish.

But it's also produced other devices, three of which I'll cover here.

A more compact and cheaper alternative is provided by the Japanese company Tenga, which has the tagline "New Adult Concept." This is a modern company all about new masturbation devices.

These cups come in various styles, each with their own color: "standard" is red, "hard" is black, and "soft" is white. A larger-size "U.S. Tanga" style (red with silver stripes) was the most recent edition (parallel to the recent development of larger-sized condoms in the U.S.).

Because this is Japan, where seemingly everything has to be sold through cute characters, each color even has their own anime girl character.

Tags: bizarre, funny, sex, masturbation, japan, japanese, sex toys

Lukewarm Meeting on Whaling in Chilly Chile--Capt. Watson

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:50:54 GMT

clipped by: papananook
clipper's remarks: Interesting article by the old whale-savingRadical...I love him--he doesn't hold back, does he? But he may have a biased view, who knows? Read it all to find out... I only clipped the beginning of his rant.

Clip Source: www.seashepherd.org

Commentary by Captain Paul Watson

Founder and President of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society

The 60th meeting of the International Whaling Commission in Santiago is turning out to be the same old, same old, no action mutual masturbation session.

Stalemate and inaction are the rules of the day.

The amazing thing for me is that they actually let me into the hotel this year. Of course, I booked the room almost a year ago.

Captain Paul Watson with Paul Spong

But as luck would have it I strolled up to the immigration officer just as they had a computer breakdown and they were not able to get any alerts on me and thus with a “thank-you, welcome to Chile,” I was on my way to the Sheraton Hotel on the opening day of the IWC meeting.

I was fully expecting to be barred from entry at the hotel door as I was the year before in Anchorage when the Captain Cook hotel refused to let me in the door at the request of the Japanese government who declared me a terrorist for opposing their illegal whaling

Just in case you need more proof that we live in a crazy world . . .

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:46:04 GMT

clipped by: Jonibobs
clipper's remarks: I dont need anymore proof the world is crazy, Iv always known its Crazy.

Clip Source: actiii.net

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(...so they'll never know they went blind?)

Ninth Circuit Judge Alex Kozinski: Website Contains Transsexuals, Farm Animals, And Masturbation

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:13:12 GMT

clipped by: yojoe
clipper's remarks: Judge Alex Kozinski, from the Ninth Circuit, is presiding over an obscenity trial, and it is reveled that he had a person website with pictures of naked women painted like cows, a man with a sexually excited farm animal, masturbation, and some transsexuals.

Clip Source: dreadnaught.wordpress.com

Ira Isaacs is a film maker. He is currently being prosecuted for selling films depicting bestiality and deification. Presiding over the case is Judge Alex Kozinski. Nothing unusual thus far.

Now it is being reported, the Judge Kozinski maintained his own website. And on this site there were photographs of nude women painted to look like cows, a video of a man with a sexually excited farm animal, masturbation, and some transsexuals.

Tags: judge-alex-kosinski, "alex-kozinski"-web-site, 9th-circuit-judge, ninth-circuit-judge-website, kozinski-websit

The 10 Worst Products For Men Ever Created

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:20:04 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: "...there are still some things that make men feel insecure. Hoping to capitalize on these insecurities, some downright wacky products have been sold.
Here are the top 10 worst products ever made for men....."

Clip Source: artofmanliness.com

The Timely Warning

The Timely Warning was a penis cooling apparatus designed to prevent wet dreams. A man would attach the device to his penis before he went to bed. When an erection occurred during the night, levers opened to allow cold water to flow through tubes around the genitalia.

Spermatic Truss

The spermatic truss, patented in 1876, was designed to make erections impossible by binding the genitalia down. 21 years later, the designer changed the truss a bit, making erections possible. The only downside? An erection would now drive the genitalia against painful spikes.

Spike lined ring

This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well.

The Heidelberg electric belt, touted as a cure, sent electricity to your genitals and promised to restore your vitality and strength.

This dilator promised to cure “piles, constipation, and prostrate problems.”

The Prostate Warmer

this device promised to “stimulate the abdominal brain!”

Chest Hair Toupee

Tags: men, science, health, idiots

Pastor's Review of Iron Man -- from Landover Baptist Church

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:00:24 GMT

clipped by: AcesLucky
clipper's remarks: Just keeping you posted on the True Christian (tm) fundamentalists.

Clip Source: www.landoverbaptist.org

Pastor's Review of Iron Man:

The first thing you have to understand about the movie, "Iron Man," is that it is based on a super hero comic book series. For those of you who are not aware, super hero comic books are cartoon-style magazines read by effeminate young boys who don't play sports. I'm going to put it bluntly - and ladies, close your ears now, or ask your husband later - comic book readers are given toward a lifestyle of masturbation directed toward men wearing leotards. Thankfully, in a civilized society, these little perverts are not able to fulfill their disgusting fantasies in our school gymnasiums unless, of course, they are attending school in England, where boys learn to prance about like homosexuals in the first grade! In God's Country, America, if a sissy hankers toward a mastrabatorial fantasy in the school gym, God willing, there will be a True Christian™ jock, on hand to beat the devil out of them.

Tags: christian, fundamentalism, religion, landover, stupid people, bible, iron man