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Translation Needed

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:05:59 GMT

clipped by: Vinyl Hippo

Clip Source: notalwaysright.com

Customer: “Excuse me, why won’t my card work on the pump?”

Me: “Is it an American card?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “American cards don’t work at the pump.”

Customer: “You should put up a sign or something.”

Me: “Actually, there are several right above the card slot.”

Customer: “Oh. Well, I don’t read Canadian…”

Tags: funny, lol

video: Cab Calloway – "Reefer Man"

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:50:17 GMT

clipped by: Lexica
clipper's remarks: "Take your time son, take your time — now pass that thing slightly, lightly, and politely. Why, that cat's still high!"

Calloway looks so young!

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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In a week of real sadness, this was sheer bliss to read

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:11:43 GMT

clipped by: Antara
clipper's remarks:

as Atlas said "And pigs DO fly", lol

Clip Source: hillbuzz.org

We know absolutely no one in Bush family circles and have never met former President George W. Bush or his wife Laura.

If you have been reading us for any length of time, you know that we used to make fun of “Dubya” nearly every day…parroting the same comedic bits we heard in our Democrat circles, where Bush is still, to this day, lampooned as a chimp, a bumbling idiot, and a poor, clumsy public speaker.

Oh, how we RAILED against Bush in 2000…and how we RAILED against the surge in support Bush received post-9/11 when he went to Ground Zero and stood there with his bullhorn in the ruins on that hideous day.

We were convinced that ANYONE who was president would have done what Bush did, and would have set that right tone of leadership in the wake of that disaster. President Gore, President Perot, President Nader, you name it. ANYONE, we assumed, would have filled that role perfectly.

Tags: miracles happen!

Russell Peter - Indian Ghost

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:07:04 GMT

clipped by: celestialdancer
clipper's remarks: Guaranteed to get at least one healthy guffaw out of this...

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Spike Milligan & The Irish Olympics

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:19:36 GMT

clipped by: celestialdancer
clipper's remarks: I have read some of his poetry - very funny...

Clip Source: www.spikemilligan.co.uk

Terence Alan Patrick Seán Milligan was born in India to an english mother and an Irish father who was serving in the British Army. During his teens and early twenties Spike performed as a Jazz musician and was already starting to write comedy sketches.

On his return to England during the late 1940's he continued appearances in several musical comedy acts, Spike then had a big break into the world of radio both writing scripts for and performing in the now famous 'Goon Show' with other comedy greats such as Peter Sellers and Harry Seacombe. The Goon Show ran from 1951 with the last one in 1972.

From Radio Spike naturally progressed onto TV appearing in numerous TV show including 'A show called Fred', 'The World of Beachcomber' and 'The Q Series'.

Spike also excelled in the writing of nonsense poems and verse having many books published and to his credit some of which are still taught in schools.

Spike was without doubt a comedy great and helped shape the landscape of British comedy.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Dear soldiers: Please come home safely - your puppies miss you

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:49:33 GMT

clipped by: Lexica
clipper's remarks: As do many others.

The dogs in the "I've never heard anything make a sound like this" clip are beagles, which explains the noise – that's the famed "bugling" they do.

And the dog almost hurdling its owner is an Italian Greyhound: half spring, half rubber, half Mexican jumping bean.

Clip Source: www.mentalfloss.com

To commemorate Veterans Day, here are some overjoyed dogs greeting returning soldiers

Gracie welcomes her dad, who has returned from Afghanistan

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Buddy can’t contain his enthusiasm after seven months apart

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I’m not sure I’ve ever heard anything make a sound quite like this

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dogs greeting a soldier after 14 months in Iraq

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Basset hound Reggie welcomes his best friend home from Afghanistan

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Rocky gives his favorite soldier the welcome home he deserves.

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Soldier daddy comes home after a month of training, and the pups go ballistic!

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This boxer was cautious at first, but that caution was quickly replaced by excessive jubilation

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Dachshunds Franklin and Sally give a vocal welcome to their dad, a U.S. Navy man returning from an eight-month deployment to Kuwait

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This soldier is attacked (and nearly hurdled) by his pups

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Not a dog person? We’ll end with a compilation of returning soldiers surprising their kids at school.

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Tags: video, dogs, soldiers, veterans, big-sappy-moosh

video: Cat drinks from faucet

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:55:57 GMT

clipped by: Lexica
clipper's remarks: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! What bizarre little creatures they are.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: funny, video, cats, water

The Doomsday Tea Party

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 06:06:37 GMT

clipped by: debbyski
clipper's remarks:

Clip Source: www.motherjones.com

For more than a decade Dr. Igor Panarin, a Russian academic, has been predicting that sometime around 2010 the United States will collapse, splintering into separate states, some of them controlled by foreign powers. Outside of Russia, no one's put much stock in his crackpot and stereotype-based theories—until now, that is. Who are the newest members of the Igor Panarin fan club? Tea partiers

According to Panarin, the US will collapse within the next year because of its economic problems and deep racial and ethnic divisions

the South, "with its Hispanics," Panarin says, will break away from the union and merge or ally with Mexico. The rest of America will split into several other countries, some becoming the protectorates of other major powers.

With the tea partiers embracing Panarin, he can rest assured that if he falls out of favor in Russia, he'll have a receptive audience in America—that is, if America still exists.

Do these pants make my butt look big?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:24:48 GMT

clipped by: clip-on-tie
clipper's remarks: LOL I think the wind caught her pants.

Clip Source: www.flickr.com

Here is a shot I took yesterday morning of my friend Jill (Jill's Junk). She has been visiting the southwest this week.

flickr.com/photos/jbusch/

We were shooting photos of Lake Powell, from Alstrom Point.

Tags: too much junk in that trunk

dexter s04e07

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:11:19 GMT

clipped by: celebzine
clipper's remarks: dexter s04e07

Clip Source: juzeppe.blogs.mentoring-uk.org.uk

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