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Books by Christopher Buckley

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:00:29 GMT

clipped by: grant001

The White House Mess (1986)
Wet Work (1991)
Thank You for Smoking (1994)
God is My Broker: A Monk-Tycoon Reveals the 71/2 Laws of Spiritual and Financial Growth (1998) (with John Tierney and Brother Ty)
Little Green Men (1999)
No Way to Treat a First Lady (2002)
Florence of Arabia (2004)
Boomsday (2007)
Supreme Courtship (2008)

Somethingawful

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:51:17 GMT

clipped by: LoPhatt
clipper's remarks: funny stuff

Clip Source: www.somethingawful.com

i still feel like i might be 10 percent dead after the old ass dude touched me with his grim reaper claw

Bristol said her mom is running against a black guy. One guy on the plane with us said the black guy had more experience but he was like a senator and i was like "uh hello mrs. plain was a GOVERNOR and a WHITE LADY" I think that counts for a little more.

Tree or Lady Dancer Illusion

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:25:51 GMT

clipped by: JULIE PENKOVA

Clip Source: www.newopticalillusions.com

This is a real picture of a tree whose branches are so spread that they look like a girl dancing on the sides of a road.

If you can’t see it then just move a little back from your screen

What Cindy wore for her RNC speech: $313,000

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:45:08 GMT

clipped by: masbury
clipper's remarks: For how many years would Cindy's clothes outlay for one night feed your family? What would you have to do to your conscience to spend $300K on clothes?

Clip Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

It kicked off on Monday with Cindy McCain and First Lady Laura Bush in Oscar de la Renta.

Vanity Fair editors estimated that McCain's fierce saffron shirt dress with the popped collar, diamond earrings, four-strand pearl necklace, white Chanel watch and strappy shoes totaled up to $313,100.

And Bush's white sensible suit, Stuart Weitzman heels and pearl stud earrings would ring up to $4,325.

Cindy McCain, wife of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, waves during her speech at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minn., Thursday, Sept. 4, 2008. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

"She appreciates very well-made clothes and that have rich, luxurious fabrics," said Sasha Iglehart, Glamour magazine's Deputy Fashion Director

Tags: mccain, cindy, dress, rnc

Late-Night Jokes about Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:01:47 GMT

clipped by: lifecyce1898

Clip Source: politicalhumor.about.com

"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she asked everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline, which she said was God's will. And today, God said, 'Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno

"Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of shotgun weddings." --Conan O'Brien

"Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin has many views. She says she's opposed to same-sex marriage. Did you know that? Yeah, Palin says everyone knows marriage isn't for gay people; it's for pregnant teenagers." --Conan O'Brien

"And how are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of? She's got a four-month-old of her own, she's about to become a grandmother, and she's partnered with John McCain. How many diapers can one woman possibly change?" --Jimmy Kimmel

Those old ladies...

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:58:28 GMT

clipped by: aklimento
clipper's remarks: Don't be rude. Get what you deserve.
Can this clip be staged? $500 at least airbag and labor plus actors time...

Second clip - no doubt real.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

Old Lady Road Rage Revenge

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Clip Source: www.youtube.com

Old lady goes to...

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Tags: old lady, road rage revenge, health, lifestyle, elderly driving, gym

Who's Elitist????

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:11:50 GMT

clipped by: lifecyce1898

Clip Source: www.vanityfair.com

One of the persistent memes in the Republican line of attack against Barack Obama is the notion that he is an elitist, whereas the G.O.P. represent real working Americans like Levi “F-in’ Redneck” Johnston.

It caught our attention, then, when First Lady Laura Bush and would-be First Lady Cindy McCain took the stage Tuesday night wearing some rather fancy designer clothes. So we asked our fashion department to price out their outfits.

Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Cindy McCain
Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

Wow! No wonder McCain has so many houses: his wife has the price of a Scottsdale split-level hanging from her ears.

Friday Morning Ckip - Sins of the Soul at P-2-P

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:55:58 GMT

clipped by: tdsmum
clipper's remarks: lololol My weeding mat is getting a bit worn looking at this one below. I prefer a flat one with out the side support. Weighing up the pros and cons of the one below.

It would come in handy if trying to rise from a rolling around the floor lmbo position . Which happens not only on Fridays.

The clown definitely on wish list http://www.google.com/shoppinglist?a=SWL&email=tdinoz%40gmail.com&id=9060253371193454920

Clip Source: www.asamonitor.com

Can someone inform Chris007 that I was contacted by a very nice lady who had her account suspended. I have sent Chris a PM about it. Thanks!

All she has to do is send in a support ticket she should no this!

She has done that. She was told to login to the forum and type up a letter in the "sins of the soul" section. She can not do that since she can not login to the forum.

Clip Source: www.asamonitor.com

"sins of the soul" let us pray

Clip Source: www.asamonitor.com

What the Non-Elite Wear

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:03:29 GMT

clipped by: Wisco
clipper's remarks: You know, I think I'm wearing about fifty bucks worth of clothes right now. We liberal elitists shop at trendy little boutiques like Farm & Fleet.

Real salt of the earth types wear thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and designer clothing, because they don't hate America.

I'm so ashamed...

Clip Source: www.vanityfair.com

Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Tags: news

Cindy McCain's $300,000 Outfit

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:12:27 GMT

clipped by: dewitte

Clip Source: www.vanityfair.com

Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Tags: mccain, cindy

A Pit Bull With Lipstick

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:11:03 GMT

clipped by: LemonThyme
clipper's remarks: okay, I wasn't really interested in the presidential election, until n0w. I find this lady very enjoyable, I love it when someone knows how to give a speech!

Clip Source: www.slate.com

politics: Who's winning, who's losing, and why.

A Pit Bull With LipstickWhy the smiling, sudden, relentless Sarah Palin should scare Democrats.

By John Dickerson
Posted Thursday, Sept. 4, 2008, at 1:21 AM ET

And she did it all with a smile and a little mischief.

There are a lot of women like her who vote and who might be listening.

Party veterans called her a "female Reagan" and a "natural like Reagan." Their sustained applause at her introduction matched, and may have surpassed, that which greeted Bill Clinton at the Democratic Convention.

Palin gave them some of that old-time religion.

"I'm not a member of the permanent political establishment,"

It was clear Palin was having fun, and it's hard to have fun if you're scared or a lightweight.

"In small towns, we don't quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening, and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren't listening."

Tags: palin, president, convention, republican, vice president, election, 2008

Now, The Bad News

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:33:21 GMT

clipped by: debbyski
clipper's remarks: Well, what can I say? I married young, and it's lasted all these years. Then again "my guy" and I were responsible enough to use birth control before marriage and until we were able to afford any children. Of course Palin will help out daughter with the affording part, so it's all good baby. I remember listening to the priest before we got married giving us the big talk about the "rhythm" method; and I was thinking I can't wait to get my rhythm on later baby and I bet he can't either!

Clip Source: www.nytimes.com

He would be the gentleman, she would be the lady, and with the backing of a strong family they would do what was expected of them. That would, of course, be consistent with the views of Ms. Palin, a mother of five children (including one with Down syndrome) who opposes abortion.

But it is teenage marriage today, not teenage pregnancy, that is the rarity. And, statistics show, teenage marriages tend not to endure.

The Bristol Palin drama, something of an after-school-special story running parallel to the saga of Sarah Palin’s nomination as the Republican candidate for vice president, has a lot of sociologists and psychologists talking about youth and the state of marriage.

Studies show that today teenage marriages are two to three times more likely to end in divorce than are marriages between people 25 years of age and older.

Your Pocket Guide to Speaking Palin-guage (Vol.1)

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:57:34 GMT

clipped by: dulios
clipper's remarks:

If you're a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you're "reckless." A Republican who doesn't fully vet is a "maverick."

If you say that for the "first time in my adult lifetime I'm really proud of my country" it makes you "unfit" to be First Lady. If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates secession that makes you "First Dude."

A DUI from twenty years ago is "old news." A speech given without proper citation from twenty years ago is "relevant information."

And, finally, if you're a man and you decide to run for office despite your wife's recurrence of cancer you're a "questionable spouse." If you're a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five kids including a newborn... Well, we don't know what that is 'cause THAT'S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK.

Just learned a new one: IOKIYAR: It's OK if you're a Republican!

Clip Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

Your Pocket Guide to Speaking Palin-guage (Vol. 1)

REPEAT THE FOLLOWING:

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire." If you're a conservative and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game changer."

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a "baby daddy." If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father." (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an F'n redneck that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America. White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

If you grow up in Hawaii you're "exotic." Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're the quintessential "American story."

Similarly, if you name you kid Barack you're "unpatriotic." Name your kid Track, you're "colorful."

Tags: palin, lightweight, stay home

Funny lady bags

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:44:05 GMT

clipped by: Charolastra

Clip Source: www.zuzafun.com

Tags: bags

Margaret Thatcher's Open Secret

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:54:16 GMT

clipped by: Tri-City Psychology

Clip Source: newoldage.blogs.nytimes.com

In Britain, it has long been an open secret that former prime minister Margaret Thatcher has been sliding into dementia.

Sometimes Mrs. Thatcher forgets what she has eaten for breakfast, her daughter wrote. Once she conflated the Falklands War with the Bosnian conflict. Cruelly, she has had to be reminded repeatedly that her beloved husband, Denis, is dead. (He died in 2003.)

In The Daily Telegraph, Andrew Pierce noted that Mrs. Thatcher’s friends had purposely kept silent, in order to “preserve the great lady’s dignity and grace in a quiet, discreet way.” In The Daily Express, Anne Widdecombe, a Tory M.P., said, “The only consolation, perhaps, is that Margaret Thatcher almost certainly does not know what her daughter has done.” And in The Sun, Kelvin MacKenzie raised the issue of who owns the reputation of a public figure like Mrs. Thatcher — her family or the wider world?

So why the secrecy and shame?

“If you refuse to talk about it, you’re treating it as something shameful,”

Tags: demetia, alzheimers