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Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:23:35 GMT

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Esquire's December Issue Attempts "Augmented Reality Reading"

Back in September, Pixels and Policy took a look at the multiple ways augmented reality was creeping into areas as diverse as consumer electronics and space travel.

Now Esquire wants in on the fun, and they've taken augmented reality in an interesting new direction: As a platform for jokes, movie clips, and high-end advertising.

We take a look at the December issue, and why augmented reality might not have a bright future in magazines just yet.

Shilpa Shetty Wallpapers

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:18:56 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Shilpa shetty born on 8 June 1975 in a traditional close-knit family in Mangalore. Shilpa was her school team’s baseball captain. She is a black belt karate champion. Shilpa is known to have a great sense of humor and has the capacity to crack jokes on her. She’ll start laughing even before you crack a joke. Shilpa’s favorite actors include Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan. Shilpa’s method of spending a holiday would be to wake up late, cook, watch movies, work out and spend time with her family.

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Shilpa shetty born on 8 June 1975 in a traditional close-knit family in Mangalore. Shilpa was her school team’s baseball captain. She is a black belt karate champion. Shilpa is known to have a great sense of humor and has the capacity to crack jokes on her. She’ll start laughing even before you crack a joke. Shilpa’s favorite actors include Tom Cruise and Jackie Chan. Shilpa’s method of spending a holiday would be to wake up late, cook, watch movies, work out and spend time with her family.

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CNN Fact Checks Last Saturday's SNL Obama-Razzing Skit

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:19:30 GMT

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CNN Fact Checks Last Saturday's SNL Obama-Razzing Skit

Can one even imagine CNN fact checking any of the skits SNL on President Bush or Sarah Palin?? Heaven forbid SNL finally make fun of President Obama. CNN couldn't help themselves. They actually fact checked the jokes.

The transcript of CNN’s “fact-checking” report, which aired 28 minutes into the 6 pm Eastern hour of Monday's Situation Room:

WOLF BLITZER: It seems no politician is safe from Saturday Night Live. While many people think SNL has mostly spared President Obama, what they’re doing now is not necessarily all that kind. They essentially cast the leader of the free world as a do-nothing president, at least so far. Even though SNL deals in comedy, what they said about the President rings true for a lot of you, apparently. So, did the show accurately capture a mood, or did it go off track for comedic effect?

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Another of Srishti's jokes published

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:50:54 GMT

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Ring your own bell

I recently visited a warden-controlled home. I went looking for one of the healthcare assistants who usually accompany the residents to the lounge after their lunch.

When got to the lounge and asked about the whereabouts of the carers an elderly lady promptly replied, rather disapprovingly: 'Don't you have your bell around your neck? You need to press it to call them!'

Although she was trying to be helpful I hope it will be several years before I have to have a bell around my neck.

Dr Srishti Dutta,

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Memorable Great Wedding Toasts

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:18:12 GMT

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6 Most Annoying Coworker Types

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:50:39 GMT

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The Psst-er: Gossipers were the number one pet peeve in the survey.

The Broken Clock: These coworkers stink at time management. They're routinely late for everything, including work.

Mold Guy: Coworkers who mess up communal spaces were third on the list of workplace pet peeves.

The Whiffy Wonder: You can smell these coworkers wafting about from the other end of the office.

The Cracker: Crackers are loud. They crack loud jokes, they crack their knuckles, they crackle their chewing gum, they clank spoons in coffee cups like they're calling the cows to come in from the fields.

The Tapper: Tappers are generally quieter than Crackers. But that doesn't make them any less annoying when they're tap-tap-tapping on their personal communication devices during meetings.

seth macfarlane almost live

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:17:05 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Read the full text here. Seth and Alex Almost Live will air on November 8th The program currently titled Family Guy Presents Seth and Alexs Almost Live If Seth Green earns a musical medley on The Almost Live Comedy Hour all of us MEDIALOG Almost Live Its Seth MacFarlane MEDIALOG NEWS. The upcoming special was supposed to include jokes and songs devoted to the comedy of Seth MacFarlane creator of FAMILY GUY AMERICAN DAD FAMILY GUY PRESENTS SETH ALEXS ALMOST LIVE COMEDY SHOW working title the very unique talents of Seth MacFarlane as he overhauls the old Hollywood FAMILY GUY PRESENTS SETH ALEXS ALMOST LIVE COMEDY SHOW Airs 11 or 8 The show is called Family Guy Presents Seth and Alexs Almost Live Comedy Show. 8 at 830 ET or PT on FOX but you can see not one but TWO sneak peeks here.

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Oakland's Peerless Coffee is still going strong

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:41:15 GMT

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Peerless' cupping room, in fact, might be the most charming around, with the same furniture that John Vukasinovich used decades ago lining its cramped quarters, along with a shiny new spittoon - essential for cupping.

"We thought for hygienic purposes, we should retire the old one," jokes George Jr.

Perhaps it will last into the next generation - there's already a fourth in the wings. Will Kristina's oldest son, 7-year-old John William, become the family's next great cupper?

"I hope," George Jr. says with smile. "Bring him on."

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When George Vukasin Sr. was approached by prospective buyers more than a decade ago, he asked his suitors why they wanted to purchase his family-run Peerless Coffee & Tea business.

Because you're too old, Vukasin was told.

"And they were right. They'd done their homework," the 76-year-old patriarch concedes. "But they didn't know that these two were coming into the business," he says, pointing at his oldest daughter, Kristina, and his son, George Jr.

Peerless celebrated its 85th anniversary last month, solidifying its status as one of the Bay Area's oldest - if least known - specialty coffee companies.

For them, crafting the perfect cup of coffee is both a science and an art. Even beans from the same region can vary wildly, as different elevations lead to different densities which lead to different roasting preferences.

And it's that winelike blending and appreciation that has top Bay Area restaurateurs swearing by Peerless.

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Something to laugh at!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:11:55 GMT

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Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.

An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.

"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"

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Funny russian car crahs video (FISHKI.LT)

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:19:28 GMT

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100 THINGS RESTAURANT STAFFERS SHOULD NEVER DO [PART1]

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:35:53 GMT

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100 Things Restaurant Staffers Should Never Do (Part 1)

Herewith is a modest list of dos and don’ts for servers at the seafood restaurant I am building. Veteran waiters, moonlighting actresses, libertarians and baristas will no doubt protest some or most of what follows. They will claim it homogenizes them or stifles their true nature. And yet, if 100 different actors play Hamlet, hitting all the same marks, reciting all the same lines, cannot each one bring something unique to that role?

1. Do not let anyone enter the restaurant without a warm greeting.

2. Do not make a singleton feel bad. Do not say, “Are you waiting for someone?” Ask for a reservation. Ask if he or she would like to sit at the bar.

3. Never refuse to seat three guests because a fourth has not yet arrived.

5. Tables should be level without anyone asking. Fix it before guests are seated.

7. Do not announce your name. No jokes, no flirting, no cuteness.

10. Do not inject your personal favorites when explaining the specials.

Sex Discrimination and Sexual Harassment at Work

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:45:00 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Sexual harassment is rampant in the workplaces of the modern day. But there are tons of laws in place that are there just to protect all employees from the throes of sexual harassment.

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Sex Discrimination and Sexual Harassment at Work

Sexual harassment is rampant in the workplaces of the modern day. But there are tons of laws in place that are there just to protect all employees from the throes of sexual harassment.

Sexual harassment is a form of sex discrimination. The legal definition of sexual harassment is “unwelcome verbal, visual, or physical conduct of a sexual nature that is severe or pervasive and affects working conditions or creates a hostile work environment.”

Examples of Sexual Harassment

Sexual harassment can occur in a variety of situations. These are examples of sexual harassment, not intended to be all inclusive.

- Unwanted jokes, gestures, offensive words on clothing, and unwelcome comments and repartee.

- Touching and any other bodily contact such as scratching or patting a coworker’s back, grabbing an employee around the waiste, or interfering with an employee’s ability to move.

- Repeated requests for dates that are turned down or unwanted flirting.

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For ‘Big Bang’s’ Sheldon, the nerd is the word

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:48:07 GMT

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Sheldon Cooper is narcissistic, socially awkward, childish, hurtful, naive, irascible, selfish, rude, and irrepressible.

He is also extremely popular with viewers and even lovable. As "The Big Bang Theory" character has said, "This would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence."

As played by Jim Parsons, Sheldon is the ultimate sardonic outsider who's unaware and unconcerned of the implications of his observations, from which the show derives the bulk of the humor.

While his statements often stem directly from his vast intelligence, he's so smart and detached from normal human interaction that he's frequently a jerk.

His combination of immaturity and exceptional intelligence makes for a lot of witty humor, even jokes that play off of otherwise tired material.

Tags: tv, television, science, nerd, social, culture

Louis Vuitton Monogram Jokes Heartbreak Purple Handheld Bag LV M95740

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:46:29 GMT

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Halloween Joke

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:20:12 GMT

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clipper's remarks: One of those "Whatever" jokes.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL YOU CLIPPERS!!

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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!

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