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Palin - Republican Party Infiltrator? Damning Video.

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:18:11 GMT

clipped by: Spiritualmonkey
clipper's remarks: CONTD:

"So…basically what he’s saying here, is that Palin’s philosophical loyalties lie with the Alaska Independence Party, but in order to get elected, she had to distance herself from the AIP and infiltrate the Republican Party, because they’re the only ones who can ever actually get voted into office. But don’t worry boys and girls, her heart is still with us, and her sympathies are with the agenda of the Alaskan Independence Party, namely, independence."

Clip Source: mudflats.wordpress.com

Check out this video from a meeting of the Alaskan Independence Party. The guy in the beard and suspenders is Vice Chairman of the AIP, Dexter Clark. Partial transcript is below, but you may want to sit and really listen to the whole thing.

[Video]

“Our current governor, we mentioned at the last conference, the one we were hoping would get elected, Sarah Palin, did get elected. There’s a joke, she’s a pretty good looking gal, there’s a joke goes around we’re the coldest state with the hottest governor. (laughter) And there was a lot of talk about her moving up. She was an AIP member before she got the job as a mayor of a small town — that was a non-partisan job. But to get along and go along — she eventually joined the Republican Party, where she had all kinds of problems with their ethics, and well, I won’t go into that. She also had about an 80% approval rating, and is pretty well sympathetic to her former membership.“

Tags: aip, alaska-independence-party, sarah-palin, secession, video, republicans

for each (vote = 0; vote>0; vote++)

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:44:15 GMT

clipped by: Taylor Buley
clipper's remarks: An interesting article about why online voting can, quite literally, be a joke.

Clip Source: blog.wired.com

Vote4Rick: Too well. On Tuesday, we logged about 6.7 million recorded votes with the RickVoter. On Wednesday, we're looking about 6.2 million. This number would be much higher, in the 20 million mark, but unfortunately there are still a lot of people using their own home-brewed scripts which are spamming MTV several times a second. So the servers have become unavailable a lot of the time. I guess the aim in the general web community's eyes is to get Rick as many votes as there are people on the planet. This would be fantastic.

Hadron Collider Joke..!

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:39:45 GMT

clipped by: TJColatrella

Clip Source: wttf.org

Tags: hadron collider, humor, science, blackholes, mccain, republicans

presidential debate drinking game

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 07:59:52 GMT

clipped by: bettyblaze
clipper's remarks: LOL>.. mcain wanders aimlessly around stage. I was wondering WTF he was doing. He looks like he got lost in the halls of the senior home

Clip Source: www.collegeotr.com

- Drink every time McCain wanders aimlessly around the stage when Obama’s talking to try and get in the camera shot.

- Do a shot everytime McCain makes a joke that crashes and burns (all of them, especially the one about hair transplants).

- Two shots if that joke insults the moderator (“I wouldn’t pick you to be Treasury Secretary Tom” What?).

And now, the Obama drinking rules made up during the debate:

- Drink every time Obama looks like he’s posing for GQ while sitting on his chair.

- Two drinks whenever Obama judo flips a McCain attack (“Yeah, there are things I don’t understand, I don’t understand why you went to war with a country that had nothing to do with 9/11” Ohhhhh!).

- Do a shot everytime one of the moms in the town hall panel visibly swoons over Obama.

Finally:

- Drink every time a bald-headed audience member asks a question (a lot).

joke

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:15:55 GMT

clipped by: zazzie

Clip Source: clipmarks.com

Email anything from a web page without ever leaving the page.

Reported for sick rape fantasies and racism.

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 04:23:58 GMT

clipped by: ratcatcher2

Clip Source: digg.com

COINTELPROAgent
Block User

So anyways, the other day I heard a funny joke. Would it be good for me if I told it here?

Ok, I'll take your silence for approval. Now be forewarned, I'm an Evangelical Christian but not everyone will think this is funny.

But think about it - If Jesus had been electrocuted instead of crucified, would we Christians be wearing miniature electric chairs around our necks? Would we have electric chair steeples? Would urban churches have neon electric chair signs?

It means something that would cause a white supremecist to commit harakiri if their daughters did.

I just bury the ratesque posts without reading them because they're so long. Really, submit an article if you are that excited about it.

Reported for sick rape fantasies and racism.

Whatever. It's never been a problem before. Another nonissue to promote the submittard's bigoted views of Jewish people.

Palins Imperfect Union

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:16:59 GMT

clipped by: deb2012
clipper's remarks: right around the 6 min mark, the vice chair of the Alaska Independence Party says: “Our current governor, we mentioned at the last conference, the one we were hoping would get elected, Sarah Palin, did get elected. There’s a joke, she’s a pretty good looking gal, there’s a joke goes around we’re the coldest state with the hottest governor. (laughter) And there was a lot of talk about her moving up. She was an AIP member before she got the job as a mayor of a small town — that was a non-partisan job. But to get along and go along — she eventually joined the Republican Party.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: politics, alaska

Fluffy Bunny Crew causing big problems for police

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:31:26 GMT

clipped by: pcmkrfn
clipper's remarks: Yes, the gang's name is Fluffy Bunny Crew - no joke

Clip Source: www.azcentral.com

The Fluffy Bunny Crew, a street gang, was formed years ago on upscale high-school campuses in the northeast Valley, a far cry from the low-income neighborhoods believed by many to spawn second- and third-generation gang members.

Members of the predominantly White gang of suburban young people first attracted police attention by mugging classmates at northeast Phoenix parties.

During the past two years, they have evolved from a party crew into a street gang known for armed robberies, drug deals and violent crime, police say.

Phoenix police say the Fluffy Bunny Crew is under investigation in a Phoenix homicide and other crimes in northeast Valley communities.

joke

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:33:12 GMT

clipped by: speedy0

Clip Source: mail.google.com

Famous quote :: #51

By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cindy Sheehan - now a candidate

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:45:41 GMT

clipped by: dl211
clipper's remarks: One saving grace - if the Republican loses, only one of these two idiots will hold office - thanks for small favors.

Clip Source: www.mercurynews.com

Cindy Sheehan, the "Peace Mom," now a candidate

Cindy Sheehan, demure in a black pleated skirt, rose-colored blouse and loafers, broke a mile-wide smile as she took the microphone. She knew the haters had stayed home.

She could stand on this stage as the long-shot independent candidate for the 8th Congressional district in San Francisco, running against the Speaker of the House, without hecklers shouting "Traitor!" and "Commie!" She could even joke about her enemies.

Introducing the rally's headliner, presidential candidate Ralph Nader, she said: "You know, it's not easy having most of the country hate you. I know ..."

Running against Pelosi, who has won her last 10 elections with about 80 percent of the vote, is widely considered a fool's errand. Republicans field an unknown this year, an interior designer. But Congress is even less popular than the president these days. Sheehan is banking on disappointment with Pelosi's leadership to send some disaffected voters her way.

Tags: sheehan, pelosi, politics, idiots, nutjobs, crazies

National Debt Clock in NY runs out of space for zeroes - no joke

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:44:27 GMT

clipped by: pcmkrfn

Clip Source: gizmodo.com

Yep, We're Screwed: National Debt Clock Runs Out of Numbers

Palin is a Hypocrite - Shock, Dismay Part II

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:43:09 GMT

clipped by: oscarrob
clipper's remarks: Wait just a minute here. Iran. Did you say the party she shouted out to was sponsored by Iran? This just has to be some bizarre joke, right? Not exactly. Her husband belonged to the party for seven years.

Clip Source: www.salon.com

Our goal is ultimate independence by peaceful means under a minimal government fully responsive to the people. I hope we don't have to take human life, but if they go on tramping on our property rights, look out, we're ready to die."

The violent-tempered secessionist vowed to McPhee that if any federal official tried to stop him from polluting Alaska's rivers with his earth-moving equipment, he would "run over him with a Cat and turn mosquitoes loose on him while he dies."

Vogler wasn't just a blowhard either. He put his secessionist ideas into action, working to build AIP membership to 20,000 -- an impressive figure by Alaska standards -- and to elect party member Walter Hickel as governor in 1990.

Vogler's greatest moment of glory was to be his 1993 appearance before the United Nations to denounce United States "tyranny" before the entire world and to demand Alaska's freedom. The Alaska secessionist had persuaded the government of Iran to sponsor his anti-American harangue.

Tags: palin, iran, campaign, vogler, alaska, politics

Financial joke...

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:50:28 GMT

clipped by: earnric
clipper's remarks: I guess just because you make 10's of millions in salary -- well, you really shouldn't be expected to actually KNOW about the financial health of your company?

That's run-away capitalism for you: get all the bene's without the responsibility...

Clip Source: www.nytimes.com

Testifying before the committee, Lehman’s chief executive, Richard S. Fuld Jr., said that he took full responsibility for the decisions he made while at the helm. But he also told lawmakers that it was unreasonable to expect that he should have seen the financial crisis coming.

Tags: finance, economy, bailout, crooks

Bill Hicks: "If you work in advertising or marketing... kill yourself."

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:06:02 GMT

clipped by: Lexica
clipper's remarks: Oh, Bill - we miss you!

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Clip Source: sennoma.net

By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.

No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself.

Seriously though, if you are, do.

Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself.

I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."

Oh man, I am not doing that. You fucking evil scumbags!

Tags: bill-hicks, advertising, marketing, consumerism

Dirty Joke

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:22:41 GMT

clipped by: msdeniselane

Clip Source: autoguides.chacha.com

What's long, slimy, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger.