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Extreme Eats

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:18:31 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: There's a scene in the 1970 film Fatso when an overweight character poses the following question to his friends: "Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?"

Most people react to that query in one of two ways: They either say to themselves, "That's disgusting!" or "That's disgusting ... I want one!"

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The Luther Burger

a bacon cheeseburger served between two glazed Krispy Kreme donuts

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The Fool's Gold Loaf

Elvis Presley made famous a meal known as the Fool's Gold Loaf, reportedly his favorite: To construct one, mix one jar of peanut butter, one jar of grape jelly, and a pound of bacon. Scoop the mixture inside a hollowed-out loaf of fresh-baked bread, smother the outside in butter and bake.

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Deep-Fried Pizza

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Turducken

a boned turkey stuffed with a boned duck stuffed with a boned chicken

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The Philly Taco

one of the city's famous cheesesteaks wrapped up inside of a big slice of cheese pizza.

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The Hamdog

A hot dog wrapped inside a hamburger patty, deep-fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, served on a hoagie roll and topped with a fried egg.

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The Beer Barrel Belly Buster

15 pounds, it includes 25 slices of cheese

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Levee High Caramel Apple Pie

Tags: food, humor, entertainment, appalling excess, idiots

Biscottoni glassati al cioccolato e rum

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:37:45 GMT

clipped by: lananna

Clip Source: www.thomlarussa.com

Biscotti

5 1/2 cups flour

2 cups cocoa powder

2 cups sugar

1 cup butter

2 tbsp baking powder

2 cups semi-sweet gourmet chips

3 tbsp aged rum

6 eggs

1 cup chopped pecans

Chocolate Rum Drizzle

1 cup chocolate chips

3 tbsp aged rum

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Cream sugar and butter. Beat eggs, one at a time, until smooth and add aged rum. Sift together the dry ingredients and add to the egg mixture. Stir in chocolate chips. Shape the dough into 3 loaves about 1 1/2 inch thick and brush with beaten egg yolk. Bake 25 minutes. Remove from oven and let cool completely. Cut each loaf into 1 inch slice and place back on the baking sheet. Reduce heat to 350 degrees and place slices back into the oven. Bake another 25 minutes, then remove from the oven and cool. Melt the semi-sweet chocolate, transfer to a room temperature bowl, mix in 3 tbsp rum, and drizzle over the biscotti. Makes the perfect holiday pastry!

Enjoy this incredible treat with a cup of fresh roasted coffee, steaming cocoa, or ice cold milk.

Ice Cream Comic

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:46:28 GMT

clipped by: sunnysideup
clipper's remarks: Funny joke

Clip Source: www.mordantorange.com

Tags: ice cream, comic, stick

We did indeed land on the moon - Adam and Jamie say so

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:32:41 GMT

clipped by: pcmkrfn

Clip Source: gizmodo.com

On their show last night, MythBusters sought to debunk one of the biggest myths of all, that NASA's "moon landings" were shot on a Hollywood backlot. And, spoiler alert, it looks like all that space exploration actually happened. So I guess that's it. Everyone can now remove their tinfoil hats and crack open a bag of freeze dried ice cream. Unless...of course...MythBusters is in on the whole thing...

McDonalds' Vanilla Iced Coffee

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:52:22 GMT

clipped by: sunshinekmp
clipper's remarks: http://www.makingahomeandfamily.com/?p=85

Clip Source: www.makingahomeandfamily.com

Like a McDonalds Vanilla Iced Coffee

I’m so glad Works for Me Wednesday is back!!

I haven’t been drinking a whole lot of coffee lately (and if I do it’s something decaf), but I ran across this copycat recipe of a McDonald’s Vanilla Iced Coffee and couldn’t resist sharing it. I also can’t resist saving money or helping others save by making things at home.

You will need:

1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 tablespoons cream
1/3 cup milk of your choice
2/3 cup coffee
ice
sweetener of your choice (sugar, splenda, agave, whatever…)

How to put it all together:

Make the coffee and set aside.
Combine other ingredients into a glass and mix well.
Pour coffee into glass.
Enjoy!

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The Worst Comedians of All Time

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:29:59 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Carlos Mencia -
If this is what comedy is going to be like when Mexico takes over America, then we're voting for anyone who promises to put a 50-foot barbed-wire electric fence from Texas to California—and then another one around our TV.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Sinbad

We're not sure what we hate most about Sinbad. Is it the neon pants, the annoying dangly earring, the oversized Reeboks, or the fact that he doesn't drink? Oh, wait, now we know. It's the shitty jokes that he always tells.

Clip Source: www.maxim.com

Margaret Cho

'Me rikey flied lice.'

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Whoopi Goldberg

We don't like her because we like "comedy."

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Yakov Smirnoff

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Louie Anderson

Being fat is one thing, but being fat and pathetic is just sad.

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Sandra Bernhard

You're not attractive, and that makes you angry.

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Paula Poundstone

Remember that time Paula Poundstone was busted for getting shitfaced and driving her kids to an ice cream parlor? That's by far the funniest thing she's ever done.

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Gallagher/Gallagher II

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Kathy Griffin

Is she a gay dude? We're asking for serious.

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Judy Tenuta

We think it's fair to call Judy Tenuta an organ grinder, not because of her acumen with an accordian, but for her ability to shred our insides with her shrill voice and pathetically schticky act.

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Christopher Titus

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Carlos Mencia

Tags: humor, comedy, entertainment, idiots

Ladies VS Real Women

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:30:46 GMT

clipped by: moonspirit4ever

Clip Source: funmeme.com

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You're probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine??!?!?!

Gourmet Food - Recession Style

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:59:49 GMT

clipped by: pitim

Clip Source: myitthings.com

It started with my Pavlovian fetish for yellow trucks. And I would gladly explain. This last winter, a yellow (very DHL delivery looking) truck showed up in my street. A very nice smiling guy (and not the creepy type) was selling GREAT Belgium waffles out of his small delivery window for $5! Ever since then whenever i see a DHL truck in the horizon i start drooling for Belgium waffles.

True, Mud Coffee are a staple in Astor Place for years. They were one of the first to introduce gourmet coffee to the ones in a hurry. But it seems like the combination of low in cash + no time to breath is taking good food to the streets.

recently viewed: Organic Ice Cream sold out of a refurbished postal truck in the SoHo and the UWS, and the amazing dessert truck in University place (former Le Cirque pastry chef).

" Women are not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men "

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:15:08 GMT

clipped by: xpersianx

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Besides the terrible killings inflicted by the fanatics on those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.

They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."

Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed.

Tags: cucumber

Papaya Ice Cream

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:04:55 GMT

clipped by: JPferd
clipper's remarks: Tried this with a 1/2 volume

Clip Source: homecooking.about.com

Prep Time: 30 minutes

Ingredients:

3/4 cup granulated white sugar
2 eggs, beaten
1-3/4 cups heavy whipping cream
1 ripe papaya, peeled, seeded, and sliced
1 fresh lime (see instructions)

Preparation:

Whisk together sugar, eggs, and cream in a heavy saucepan. Cook over low heat, while stirring, until thickened enough to coat the spoon. Do not boil. Remove from heat and let cool to lukewarm, stirring occasionally to prevent a skin.

Place the papaya into the bowl of a food processor fitted with the metal blade or a heavy-duty blender.

Remove the zest from the lime using a microplane or grater, then juice the lime. Add the lime zest and lime juice to the papaya and process into a puree.

Add papaya puree to the thickened cream, stirring to thoroughly combine.

Pour into ice cream machine and freeze according to manufacturer's manual.

Chocolate ice-cream

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:11:28 GMT

clipped by: jojojokes

Clip Source: www.jojojokes.com

Blonde walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.

"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather
and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of
them." replied the clerk.

"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."

"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of
chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."

"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."

The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."

The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".

"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.

She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.

"OK, now spell the "FUCK" in 'chocolate'."

She looks at him and says, "There's no 'fuck' in chocolate!'

He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady!"

ice cream

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:10:49 GMT

clipped by: zippy03

Clip Source: allrecipes.com

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PREP TIME	45 Min
READY IN	45 Min
Original recipe yield 1 gallon

SERVINGS

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Servings

METRIC

INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)

2 quarts half-and-half cream
1/2 pint heavy cream
1 1/2 cups white sugar
4 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 pinch salt

Blueberry Shortcake

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:02:45 GMT

clipped by: nattykhoo

Clip Source: vegandad.blogspot.com

Blueberry Shortcake

1 3/4 cup flour

- 1/4 cup powdered sugar

- 1 tbsp baking powder

- 3/4 tsp salt

- 5 tbsp cold Earth Balance margarine

- generous 3/4 cup soy creamer (or soy milk)

METHOD

Preheat oven to 450 degrees

1. Whisk together flour, baking powder, sugar, and salt in a bowl. Cut in cold margarine (or use your fingers). Mix in soy creamer with a wooden spoon. Add a splash more creamer if dough is too stiff.

2. Spread batter in a 9" non-stick round pan (or, grease and flour a pan if you don;t have anon-stick one) with a silicone spatula.

3. Bake for 15-17 mins, until lightly brown on top. Let cool for a 5 mins, then remove from pan and cool on a wire rack.

4. Cut into wedges and top with berries and soy ice cream.

Tags: vegan, shortcake, cake, desserts, baking, recipes, blueberries

PAX River Southern Maryland Summer and Sailing

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:52:31 GMT

clipped by: dadministrator
clipper's remarks: Summer sailing camp, reading, beachgoing in Southern Maryland, PAX River area

Clip Source: www.paxriveronline.com

Another fabulous summer in the Southern Maryland, St. Mary's county PAX River area near the Naval Air Station - we highly, highly recommend activities as pictured below; the Summer Sailing Day Camp for kids 8-18, at Solomons Island Southern Maryland Sailing Association (Pax River area). Great instructors, protected area, a long list of boating safety, sailing and teamwork activities and instruction, plus swimming and ice cream! For more relaxation, St. Mary's County Lexington Park library offers a great selection of summer reading old (Nancy Drew!) and new, plus an extensive DVD collection. Pt. Lookout National park at the tip of St. Mary's county where the Potomac and Patuxent Rivers meet the Chesapeake Bay has great beaches, fishing pier, picnic site - perfect for a day with the kids, and preparation for some serious crab-catching later as the Jimmies run!

Labels: PAX-River-Sailing Southern-Maryland-Sailing PAX-River-activities

Tags: southern-maryland, maryland-sailing, solomons-island, pax-river-sailing, pax-river, pt.-lookout, solomons-island-sailing, maryland-sailing-camp

SIMPLE AND DELICIOUS APPLE CRISP

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:17:03 GMT

clipped by: sbemt456

Clip Source: www.shelfreliance.com

SIMPLE AND DELICIOUS APPLE CRISP

4 cups Thrive freeze-dried apples
½ cup raisins
¾ cup packed brown sugar
½ cup flour
½ cup rolled oats
½ tsp cinnamon
½ tsp nutmeg
4 tbs butter, softened

Preheat oven to 350º. Toss apple slices, a small amount of water, and raisins in a large bowl. Let sit while you prepare the rest of the ingredients. Divide among 4 individual, buttered ramekins or oven-proof baking dishes.

Combine brown sugar, flour, oats, cinnamon, and nutmeg in a bowl. Cut in butter using a pastry blender or fork until crumbly. Sprinkle over the apple mixture. Bake for 25 minutes or until apples are tender and topping is golden brown.

Top each bowl with a scoop of ice cream or whipped topping and enjoy.