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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | Husband Clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/tags/husband/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/tags/husband/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Reimbursements Raise Tax Issues for Palin</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7F07C04D-E147-4A09-BF8A-10A7EFEE5D9C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/SeanR/"&gt;SeanR&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Hmmm, I guess the "tax cuts" have begun? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122334021713509963.html" title="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122334021713509963.html"&gt;online.wsj.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Reimbursements Raise Tax Issues for Palin
&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Several tax experts said they believe Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin is required to pay federal taxes on $25,000 in reimbursements from the state of Alaska for her children's travel expenses.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The Alaska governor released her &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.johnmccain.com/palinfinancial/" class=""&gt;2006 and 2007 tax returns&lt;/A&gt; on Friday, sparking a lively debate on tax blogs and among tax professionals over whether reimbursements and per-diem meal payments from the state should be subject to federal taxes. Since taking office in December 2006, Gov. Palin, whose state salary is $125,000 a year, received reimbursements totaling $43,500 for travel and lodging for her family in connection with state business. Of that total, $25,000 was for her children's travel and the rest was for her husband, Todd, the Washington Post reported.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122334021713509963.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:16:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Palin~Casting Stones from Her Glass House</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E53FAEDB-D457-44C4-9520-E6C7C320382A/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sahara/"&gt;sahara&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;   The founder of the Alaska Independence Party -- a group that has been courted over the years by Sarah Palin, and one her husband was a member of for roughly seven years -- once professed his "hatred for the American government" and cursed the American flag as a "damn flag."&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The AIP founder, Joe Vogler, made the comments in 1991, in an interview that's now housed at the Oral History Program in the Rasmuson Library at the University of Alaska, Fairbanks. &lt;br/&gt;There is a link to listen to it here:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/09/aip_founder_professed_hatred_f.php" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/09/aip_founder_professed_hatred_f.php&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sarah Stalin has succeeded in one thing, and that is making McCain look like the intelligent member of their team! Not easy, but she did it!&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27053173/" title="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27053173/"&gt;www.msnbc.msn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;VP candidate invokes Obama's former pastor, but tempers Ayers attack line&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin expanded her attack on Democrat Barack Obama's character Monday to include his relationship with an incendiary former pastor as well as his ties to 1960s-era radical Bill Ayers&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;In the process, Palin toned down her description of the Obama-Ayers relationship after her weekend remarks were criticized as exaggerated, but at the same time she embarked on a discussion of Obama's relationship with his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., which Republican presidential candidate John McCain had signaled he did not want to be a part of his campaign&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;In an interview with conservative The New York Times columnist William Kristol published Monday, the Alaska governor said there should be more discussion about Wright, Obama's pastor of 20 years at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sahara/512/9FA3226D-D6DC-47DF-8B59-55F743FD2800.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;McCain himself condemned &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;there's no place for that kind of campaigning&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.care2.com/news/member/434996229/867417" title="http://www.care2.com/news/member/434996229/867417"&gt;www.care2.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sahara/512/602AB24D-99CC-4E1B-87BF-CFFC95647EE5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27053173/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:05:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>"Rule of Thumb" origin</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/749740AA-E005-438D-B758-72EC7ED4312F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pcmkrfn/"&gt;pcmkrfn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16108_bizarre-history-10-common-sayings.html" title="http://www.cracked.com/article_16108_bizarre-history-10-common-sayings.html"&gt;www.cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="Title2"&gt;"Rule of Thumb"&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
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&lt;SPAN class="Title"&gt;Now Means:&lt;/SPAN&gt;
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A common or ubiquitous benchmark. As in, "The rule of thumb is one part tonic to four parts gin."  
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&lt;SPAN class="Title"&gt;Most say it came from ... &lt;/SPAN&gt;
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17th century English Judge Sir Francis Buller, who allegedly ruled that it was A-OK for a husband to beat his wife with a stick, given that said stick was no wider then his thumb. 
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
This is the stuff that white trash dreams are made of.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;SPAN class="Title"&gt;So is that true?&lt;/SPAN&gt;
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As it turns out there isn't any record of Buller actually making this ruling, though he was known to be a big powdered wig-wearing dickhead to everyone around him regardless of sex. Still, roughly a year after the supposed ruling, British satirist James Gillray called out Buller in this cartoon, selling his thumb-width wife beating sticks:
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cracked.com/article_16108_bizarre-history-10-common-sayings.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:26:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ayers, Rezko, Wright and the Economy</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A1AB483C-6362-4E04-B810-C6A2A9F660EF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/ColoradoRight/"&gt;ColoradoRight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/blog" title="http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/blog"&gt;hughhewitt.townhall.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;As more details emerge on the Obama-Ayers connection (&lt;A href="http://chronicle.uchicago.edu/971106/justice.shtml"&gt;here's a short story  from 1997 on Ayers that features both Obamas&lt;/A&gt; and which suggests that Michelle Obama organized the program that featured both Ayers and her husband), the Obama talking heads are hysterical with outrage, which is a clear signal to Team McCain to keep digging and swinging on the subject of Obama's judgement.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The message also has to be targeted at the reality that the dizzying declines in the markets cannot be arrested and reversed with tax hikes and unemployment benefit extensions.  Even as people shudder at the rapid decline in their savings and retirement accounts, they have to be trusted to know that anti-growth polices of the sort being pushed by Obama will simply drive business, jobs and growth overseas.  A tax hike agenda of the sort pushed by Obama right now is economic suicide, and John McCain has to forcefully say so.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/obama/" rel="tag"&gt;obama&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/economy/" rel="tag"&gt;economy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ayers/" rel="tag"&gt;ayers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rezko/" rel="tag"&gt;rezko&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wright/" rel="tag"&gt;wright&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/blog</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:22:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Troopergate - Alaska Supreme Court takes up case</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4EA6E61D-0B16-488D-9570-6644BD33D716/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/iulawboy/"&gt;iulawboy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.adn.com/troopergate/story/545448.html" title="http://www.adn.com/troopergate/story/545448.html"&gt;www.adn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Alaska's high court considers Troopergate appeal&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="story_readable"&gt;The state Supreme Court scheduled oral arguments on their appeal for 3 p.m. Wednesday and agreed to rule no later than the close of business Thursday.&lt;/P&gt;
    &lt;P class="story_readable"&gt;The appeal is a last-minute attempt to stop Steve Branchflower, the investigator hired by the Legislative Council, from releasing his report as scheduled on Friday. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; plaintiffs&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;allege bias among the legislators who are leading the investigation and argue the Legislative Council lacks the authority to order the probe.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The attorney general's office has not joined the appeal to the state Supreme Court.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Nine state officials, including Palin chief of staff Mike Nizich, defied the Legislature's subpoenas and refused to show up for a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing. So did the governor's husband, Todd. Legislators said they could be found in contempt when the full Legislature convenes in January, a finding that carries potential jail time.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/troopergate/" rel="tag"&gt;troopergate&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/palin/" rel="tag"&gt;palin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/alaska/" rel="tag"&gt;alaska&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.adn.com/troopergate/story/545448.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:41:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>LeAnn Rimes with husband shopping in Malibu</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9C30FDA3-5B41-4D0D-BFF6-13B8CBE160D7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/brian44/"&gt;brian44&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/leann-rimes-with-husband-shopping-in.html" title="http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/leann-rimes-with-husband-shopping-in.html"&gt;celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt;&lt;A href="http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/leann-rimes-with-husband-shopping-in.html"&gt;LeAnn Rimes with husband shopping in Malibu&lt;/A&gt;
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&lt;P&gt;Candid pictures of LeAnn Rimes with husband shopping in Malibu.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/3f2101a4"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img147.imagevenue.com/loc636/th_06351_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-01_122_636lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/84989a03"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img157.imagevenue.com/loc1200/th_06432_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-02_122_1200lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN id="fullpost"&gt; &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/2e85f59f"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img234.imagevenue.com/loc257/th_06683_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-03_122_257lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/004a133a"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img211.imagevenue.com/loc506/th_06449_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-04_122_506lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/0ed875c6"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img12.imagevenue.com/loc1016/th_06409_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-05_122_1016lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/a80ec7cc"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img111.imagevenue.com/loc616/th_06733_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-06_122_616lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/06f9f9cb"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img153.imagevenue.com/loc770/th_06508_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-07_122_770lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/4bcfcfac"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img237.imagevenue.com/loc457/th_06426_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-08_122_457lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/11d504a9"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img185.imagevenue.com/loc463/th_06794_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-09_122_463lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/cbbd7a01"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img102.imagevenue.com/loc518/th_06545_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-10_122_518lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/ac5b3965"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img44.imagevenue.com/loc1095/th_06460_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-11_122_1095lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/bb32da02"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img189.imagevenue.com/loc40/th_06830_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-12_122_40lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/08e0a1ca"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img220.imagevenue.com/loc243/th_06495_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-13_122_243lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.thesegalleries.com/link/79d6d67c"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img147.imagevenue.com/loc920/th_06834_Celebutopia-LeAnn_Rimes_with_husband_shopping_in_Malibu-14_122_920lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="data2007"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;LeAnn Rimes&lt;/B&gt;&lt;UL&gt;&lt;LI&gt;&lt;A href="http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/09/leann-rimes-at-stop-hiding-start-living.html"&gt;LeAnn Rimes at "Stop Hiding? Start Living" photo exhibition opening in New York City - 14 HQs&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/UL&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/leann+rimes/" rel="tag"&gt;leann rimes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag"&gt;pictures&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebrity/" rel="tag"&gt;celebrity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/leann-rimes-with-husband-shopping-in.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:25:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Stories They Can't Tell You</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3E905A37-DE8D-455E-88CC-1D58B6695715/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/debbyski/"&gt;debbyski&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/06/opinion/06mon4.html?th&amp;emc=th" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/06/opinion/06mon4.html?th&amp;emc=th"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The war on terror, which has now lasted  longer than World War II, is producing a growing family of combat veterans. It’s a disconnected family, large and far-flung, but close in ways that battle-tested soldiers always are.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Everyone had a transition story. Shifting from “hunter-killer mode” to husband-student mode is so sudden, it’s insane. One day you’re in Baghdad, the next you’re in Atlanta, passing rows of cheering civilians at Hartsfield airport. Then you get on with your life. The price is steep, in sleepless nights, troubled consciences and buried anger. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; People have no idea, the veterans said.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Yes it is. Do you want to hear about it? No, said Mr. Knudson, you probably don’t.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;“We did a good job,” he said. “The irony of service is, we did a good job, and came back different. This is what it does to humans. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;One veteran told me he was haunted by the realization that any trauma he suffered was multiplied a hundredfold for the Iraqis he shot at.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/06/opinion/06mon4.html?th&amp;emc=th</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:13:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Angelina Jolie and 5-Factor Fitness</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/EE1DC2BF-71F8-40E4-8C05-A1923521DBC4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kellyabbot/"&gt;kellyabbot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.projectweightloss.com/news-1-107483-Angelina_Jolie_and_5_Factor_Fitness.html" title="http://www.projectweightloss.com/news-1-107483-Angelina_Jolie_and_5_Factor_Fitness.html"&gt;www.projectweightloss.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;It’s hard not to be an Angelina Jolie fan.  It’s either her acting career, her charity benefits, her adopted children, or her unbelievable handsome husband.  But let’s not kid ourselves; she’s mostly famous for her perfectly fit,sexy body and awesome lips.  Remember Lara Craft’s Tomb Raider?  How did she get that fit?  Is it really gens, considering her ex-model mom?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weight+loss/" rel="tag"&gt;weight loss&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bmi+calculator/" rel="tag"&gt;bmi calculator&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/calorie+counter/" rel="tag"&gt;calorie counter&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/diet+plan/" rel="tag"&gt;diet plan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/diet+planner/" rel="tag"&gt;diet planner&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/workout+planner/" rel="tag"&gt;workout planner&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/angelina+jolie/" rel="tag"&gt;angelina jolie&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.projectweightloss.com/news-1-107483-Angelina_Jolie_and_5_Factor_Fitness.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:09:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Obama: Random act of kindness over 20 years ago</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/99B2D12A-97A8-4D05-84D2-0FA6E1226079/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/arnaz/"&gt;arnaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;a href="http://leishacamden.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-that-it-matters.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://leishacamden.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-that-it-matters.html&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://leishacamden.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-that-it-matters.html" title="http://leishacamden.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-that-it-matters.html"&gt;leishacamden.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;You’ll have to pay a 103 dollar surcharge if you want to bring both those suitcases to Norway, the man behind the counter said.&lt;BR /&gt;Mary had no money. Her new husband had travelled ahead of her to Norway, and she had no one else to call.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Although she explained the situation to the man behind the counter, he showed no signs of mercy.&lt;BR /&gt;-I started to cry, tears were pouring down my face and I had no idea what to do. Then I heard a gentle and friendly voice behind me saying, That’s OK, I’ll pay for her.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Although this happened 20 years ago, Mary still remembers the authority that radiated from the man.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;assured the stranger that he would get his money back. The man wrote his name and address on a piece of paper that he gave to Mary&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The piece of paper said ‘Barack Obama’ and his address in Kansas, which is the state where his mother comes from. Mary carried the slip of paper around in her wallet for years, before it was thrown out.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;This is a story from the Norwegian newspaper &lt;A href="http://www.vg.no/"&gt;VG&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/obama/" rel="tag"&gt;obama&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/elections+08/" rel="tag"&gt;elections 08&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stories/" rel="tag"&gt;stories&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://leishacamden.blogspot.com/2008/10/not-that-it-matters.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 03:06:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Desperate Times &amp; Desperate Measures</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C728CBA4-3F81-4586-98CB-E0496C2A1239/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/DanaGarrett/"&gt;DanaGarrett&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/05/national/a015817D62.DTL&amp;feed=rss.news" title="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/05/national/a015817D62.DTL&amp;feed=rss.news"&gt;www.sfgate.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Mortgage finance company Fannie Mae said it is forgiving the mortgage debt of a 90-year-old woman who shot herself in the chest as sheriff's deputies attempted to evict her.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Fannie Mae announced later Friday that it would dismiss its foreclosure action, forgive Polk's mortgage and allow her to return to the Akron home where she's lived since 1970.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;She became the home's sole owner in 1995 when her husband died, then took out a mortgage loan in 1997 and refinanced several times, court and property records show.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Countrywide Home Loans filed for foreclosure last year, and Polk's home was sold to Fannie Mae at a sheriff's auction in June. Deputies were to escort Polk from her home Wednesday when gunshots were heard inside.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Polk remained in Akron General Medical Center and was expected to recover from chest wounds suffered last week.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/05/national/a015817D62.DTL&amp;feed=rss.news</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:19:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I think Santa Claus is a woman</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E7E34D98-A41A-40BE-96B6-4E47E68DF402/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/prem4321/"&gt;prem4321&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.j4jokes.net/jokes/christmas-comedy/i-think-santa-claus-is-a-woman/" title="http://www.j4jokes.net/jokes/christmas-comedy/i-think-santa-claus-is-a-woman/"&gt;www.j4jokes.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Think about it. &lt;STRONG&gt;Christmas&lt;/STRONG&gt; is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It’s as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI class="widget widget_tag_cloud" id="tag_cloud"&gt;&lt;H2 class="widgettitle"&gt;Tags&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;A rel="tag" title="5 topics" class="tag-link-7" href="http://www.j4jokes.net/jokes/tag/accountant/"&gt;accountant&lt;/A&gt;
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&lt;A rel="tag" title="1 topic" class="tag-link-22" href="http://www.j4jokes.net/jokes/tag/young/"&gt;young&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jokes/" rel="tag"&gt;jokes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/comedy/" rel="tag"&gt;comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.j4jokes.net/jokes/christmas-comedy/i-think-santa-claus-is-a-woman/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:06:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Forensic spotlight cast on Bach's music</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/319B3629-AE30-405B-82AB-54F6F7E135C6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/"&gt;pokkets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Of course there must have been a reason Bach would have wanted to write, it's one thing to have the Talent but there needs to be a reason for Music rather than Just the Music it's self. Perhaps they were just in harmony and could hear each others music clearly &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2008/10/03/2381722.htm?site=science&amp;topic=latest" title="http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2008/10/03/2381722.htm?site=science&amp;topic=latest"&gt;www.abc.net.au&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.abc.net.au/profiles/content/s2193248.htm?site=science"&gt;Anna Salleh&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="first"&gt;The international forensic science community is set to examine the provocative theory that Johann Sebastian Bach's wife, Anna Magdalena, wrote some of the works attributed to the great composer.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/4E99EF80-4D98-4CFA-BEE2-43E284AE6B1C.jpg" alt="The Bachs" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="caption" id="storyPhotosCaption"&gt;Debate surrounds how much Anna Magdalena contributed to her husband's music &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Associate Professor Martin Jarvis of &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.cdu.edu.au/"&gt;Charles Darwin University&lt;/A&gt; in Australia will present his research at the &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.anzfss2008.org.au/"&gt;International Symposium on the Forensic Sciences&lt;/A&gt; in Melbourne next week.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;He says Anna Magdalena is normally portrayed as a simple woman who was only good for having babies and accurately copying Bach's manuscripts.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"My conclusions may not be wholly accurate," he says. "But the way in which tradition has put Anna Magdalena into this pathetic role ... is rubbish."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Jarvis' interest was further peaked by the discovery of a note written on the cover of the cello suites manuscript, by its owner.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The note said "Ecrite par Madame Bachen Son Epouse", which is French for "Written by Mrs Bach his Wife"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2008/10/03/2381722.htm?site=science&amp;topic=latest</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:53:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Christina Aguilera and husband shopping for books in Hollywood</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F0EA2760-4159-462C-8D83-0FAEB9087C9F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/brian44/"&gt;brian44&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/christina-aguilera-and-husband-shopping.html" title="http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/christina-aguilera-and-husband-shopping.html"&gt;celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt;&lt;A href="http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/christina-aguilera-and-husband-shopping.html"&gt;Christina Aguilera and husband shopping for books in Hollywood&lt;/A&gt;
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&lt;P&gt;Candid picture sof Christina Aguilera and husband shopping for books in Hollywood.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/0913da5c"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img135.imagevenue.com/loc1188/th_65022_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-01_122_1188lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/41cbe2cb"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img106.imagevenue.com/loc508/th_64701_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-02_122_508lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN id="fullpost"&gt; &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/1293619e"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img135.imagevenue.com/loc1033/th_64771_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-03_122_1033lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/3d7749d7"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc828/th_65052_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-04_122_828lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/c29df373"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img218.imagevenue.com/loc392/th_64791_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-05_122_392lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/898f1ebf"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img249.imagevenue.com/loc121/th_64807_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-06_122_121lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/0b70176d"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img244.imagevenue.com/loc70/th_64781_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-07_122_70lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.qvvo.com/link/6996f59a"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" alt="" src="http://img246.imagevenue.com/loc160/th_65085_Celebutopia-Christina_Aguilera_and_husband_shopping_for_books_in_Hollywood-08_122_160lo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/christina+aguilera/" rel="tag"&gt;christina aguilera&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag"&gt;pictures&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebrities/" rel="tag"&gt;celebrities&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://celebsandhollywood.blogspot.com/2008/10/christina-aguilera-and-husband-shopping.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:38:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Nightmare Before Christmas</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/36786ECE-C747-4F94-A945-08B4C18FE896/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/giftsolution/"&gt;giftsolution&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  this woman is really happy that her husband brought her this movie. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://gypsysheart.blogspot.com/2008/10/guess-what-i-just-got.html" title="http://gypsysheart.blogspot.com/2008/10/guess-what-i-just-got.html"&gt;gypsysheart.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="post-body entry-content"&gt;
SO the new edition of th Nightmare before Christmas is out, and my hubby knows it is one of my all time favoite movies. He came home with it for me today! It is one of the special editions with the way cool front cover. I can not wait to open it and watch it. I decided to look on the web for mone more little trinkets. I already have a sally shirt which everyone always stops me abot and say" Oh I love that movie". I love this &lt;A href="http://www.busy-moms-online.com/689/the-nightmare-before-christmas-goodies/"&gt;Nightmare Before Christmas Blanket&lt;/A&gt;.  There are a lot of things here that are on my list to get.
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	&lt;P class="standfirst"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;FALSE teeth protect your oral hygiene from worsening, and now it appears they can save your life if someone shoots you.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
	&lt;P&gt;Croatian couple Stipe and Mirna Cavlovic, both 37, got caught up in a row between two men. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;One of the men fired at the couple but the bullet ricocheted off Mirna's cheek and got stuck in her husband's false teeth. &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The surprised Stipe then spat out the hot bullet, terrifying his attacker, according to &lt;A href="http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Man_catches_bullet_in_teeth,_spits_it_out,_shooter_flees&amp;in_article_id=334591&amp;in_page_id=64" target="_blank"&gt;metro.co.uk&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;"I thought I was dead for sure," he told police.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"I didn't even see the bullet hit my wife. I just saw the flash of the gun's barrel. &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"The next thing I knew was something hit my false tooth and I spat out the hot lead. It hurt like hell but we're both still alive." &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Police believe he survived because the bullet lost so much speed when it grazed Marla's cheek. She was also uninjured. &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;The 58-year-old gunman was arrested.&lt;/P&gt;
	
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