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Exclusive: President Barack Obama's Cabinet

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:56:03 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: And, of course, his personal Financial Advisor will
be the world renowned George Soros. (as for any of those greedy wall street types, watch your step, OR ELSE Georgie will mess you up!)

Clip Source: directorblue.blogspot.com

Junior Cub Reporter Biff Spackle just landed a doozy of a scoop. He was rifling through a dumpster at ~~ACORN~~ Obama campaign headquarters when he spotted the candidate's picks should he win the election.

Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

Tags: democrats, obama, satire, humor

The Road Runner Rules

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:14:50 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: " beep,beep" - my ass

Clip Source: en.wikipedia.org

Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "beep, beep".

No outside force can harm the Coyote -- only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products.

The Coyote could stop anytime -- IF he was not a fanatic. (Repeat: "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." —George Santayana).

No dialogue ever, except "beep, beep".

Road Runner must stay on the road -- for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner.

All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters -- the southwest American desert.

All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.

Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.

The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.

The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.

Tags: humor

Weird Vintage Ad

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 23:49:28 GMT

clipped by: Kelika

Clip Source: www.ectomo.com

Scot points out that your cheap, uncomfortable paper towels may be turning your employees against you. Indeed, this gentleman has already acquired both the demeanor and moustache of the Communist. In other news, were you aware that you can catch Fascism from public restroom toilet seats? Believe it.

Tags: humor

Too Close to be Coincidence

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:12:28 GMT

clipped by: spirithiker
clipper's remarks: It really is just too obvious.

Clip Source: www.hopelessgeek.com

Tags: politics, humor

It feels good to be a "Banksta"

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:04:11 GMT

clipped by: deb2012

Clip Source: www.sinfest.net

Tags: humor

The subprime bailout made simple

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:30:46 GMT

clipped by: tommy2balmy

Clip Source: funtasticus.com

Tags: humor, economic collapse, bailout

Mortgages simply explained

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:22:07 GMT

clipped by: tommy2balmy
clipper's remarks:

Clip Source: funtasticus.com

Tags: humor, mortgage, economic crash

An Alternative View of the Recent Bailout

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:06:34 GMT

clipped by: Jorjor
clipper's remarks: SInfest strikes again!

Clip Source: www.sinfest.net

Tags: banks, economy, bailout, comics, humor

humor

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:16:05 GMT

clipped by: dabo75
clipper's remarks: humor

Clip Source: es.youtube.com

[Video]

from historian doris kearns

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:39:28 GMT

clipped by: doodleicious
clipper's remarks: i luv TED ....felt this was a good time to share it

Clip Source: by112w.bay112.mail.live.com

This week on TED.com, listen to historian Doris Kearns Goodwin as she tells stories of American presidents. Studying the people who've held this critical job, she finds stories of decision-making, resolve, humor and great character -- and she shares lessons that have meaning for all of us, in the US and around the world, in moments of crisis. Steven Johnson talks about the wisdom of self-healing systems like the Web and the city, and John Markoff talks about a few great tech stories that didn't make the front page but should've. James "AudioPoet" Burchfield spins up some tongue-twisting turntablism using only his vocal cords, and in a much-discussed TEDTalk, game designer David Perry asks if we've reached the point where video games are more satisfying than real life.