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Logging on to Facebook, one is bombarded these days with pointless quizzes, embarrassing photos and a friend request from ... Mom? The inevitable has happened -- your parents are on Facebook. Using submissions from users, this site highlights just what a foreign place Facebook is to parents. If you think associating with them in person is uncomfortable, this blog highlights the awkwardness that comes when your mom takes a "What porn star are you?" quiz.

Garfield Minus Garfield

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Graph Jam

This is Why You're Fat

Tags: website, humor

Any one with rubber cement

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:41:50 GMT

clipped by: fgviva
clipper's remarks: be prepaired

Clip Source: www.cctv.com

Top Italian swimmer in tears after being disqualified when her hi-tech skinsuit bursts open at the rear

It's the wardrobe malfunction to end them all.

Italian Olympic swimmer Flavia Zoccari was forced to sit out a championship race at the Mediterranean Games yesterday after her bathing costume burst open in a very unfortunate place.

Flavia, 22, was wearing the controversial £318 top-of-the-line Jaked J01 swimsuit when disaster struck at the Games in Pescara, Italy..

Tags: humor, news. sports

10 humor sites sure to make you LOL

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:21:19 GMT

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Clip Source: www.cnn.com

10 humor sites sure to make you LOL

Forget LOL cats, here are 10 lesser-known Web sites that will give you a laugh

Awkward Family Photos

My Life is Average

My Parents Joined Facebook

Garfield Minus Garfield

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Historical Tweets

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Someecards

Graph Jam

This is Why You're Fat

Clip Source: www.copytaste.com

Tags: websites, humor, lol

Some Humor from The Onion

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:46:14 GMT

clipped by: kkcapricorn

Clip Source: www.theonion.com

Automotive

Report: 98 Percent Of U.S. Commuters Favor Public Transportation For Others

Tags: the onion

priceless:'English-only supporters hold conference, can't spell conference

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 09:31:20 GMT

clipped by: doodleicious
clipper's remarks: oh my gosh! lol...wtf? figures

Clip Source: www.alternet.org

Priceless: 'English-Only' Supporters Hold Conference, Can't Spell 'Conference'

Speaking under a misspelled banner, right-wingers who want to make English the official language of the U.S. showed no sense of irony.

On Saturday, Pat Buchanan hosted a conference to discuss how Republicans can regain a majority in America. During one discussion, panelists suggested supporting English-only initiatives as a prime way of attracting "working class white Democrats." The discussion ridiculed Judge Sotomayor for the fact that she studied children’s classics to improve her grammar while attending college. The panelists also suggested that, without English as the official language, President Obama would force Americans to speak Spanish.

One salient feature of the event was the banner hanging over the English-only advocates. The word conference was spelled “Conferenece.” View it here:

Tags: political, humor

Watch Cold Souls Online Free

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:58:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Watch Cold Souls Movie Online. Watch Cold Souls Online for Free. Download Cold Souls Without Downloading. Watch Cold Souls
In response to shiny, bigger, better American consumerism comes Cold Souls, a metaphysical comedy in which souls can be extracted and traded as commodities. Balancing on a tightrope between deadpan humor and pathos, and between reality and fantasy, the film presents Paul Giamatti as himself, agonizing over his interpretation of Uncle Vanya. Paralyzed with anxiety, he stumbles upon a solution via a New Yorker article about a high-tech company promising to alleviate suffering by deep-freezing souls. Giamatti enlists their services, intending to reinstate his soul once he survives the performance. But complications ensue when a mysterious, soul-trafficking mule borrows Giamatti’s stored soul for an ambitious, but unfortunately talentless, soap-opera actress. Rendered soulless, he is left with no choice but to follow the trail back to St.

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Watch Cold Souls Online Free

Watch Cold Souls Movie Online. Watch Cold Souls Online for Free. Download Cold Souls Without Downloading. Watch Cold Souls

In response to shiny, bigger, better American consumerism comes Cold Souls, a metaphysical comedy in which souls can be extracted and traded as commodities. Balancing on a tightrope between deadpan humor and pathos, and between reality and fantasy, the film presents Paul Giamatti as himself, agonizing over his interpretation of Uncle Vanya. Paralyzed with anxiety, he stumbles upon a solution via a New Yorker article about a high-tech company promising to alleviate suffering by deep-freezing souls. Giamatti enlists their services, intending to reinstate his soul once he survives the performance. But complications ensue when a mysterious, soul-trafficking mule borrows Giamatti’s stored soul for an ambitious, but unfortunately talentless, soap-opera actress. Rendered soulless, he is left with no choice but to follow the trail back to St.

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'Year One': Get a Club

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:11:54 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Humor Is Crude, If Not Extinct, in Apatow Comedy

Clip Source: www.washingtonpost.com

Humor Is Crude, If Not Extinct, in Apatow Comedy

Here We Go Again

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:24:52 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar

Clip Source: www.salon.com

Tags: web, comic, salon, this, modern, world, pic, political, humor, healthcare

An addictive personality

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:40:08 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar
clipper's remarks: Water/Wine=Grass/Ganja, same difference.

Clip Source: community.livejournal.com

Tags: jesus, j-man, web, comic, humor, wine, ganja, stuff

Nails’ life (38 pics)

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:56:49 GMT

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Clip Source: izismile.com

Nails’ life (38 pics)

Name of Czech photographer Vlad Artazov is well known to all photography fans.
His works are full of humor, irony and their execution is great. Don’t miss it!

[Vlad Artazov]

What was that girl? Timmy fell down the well?

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:07:44 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar
clipper's remarks: And hilarity ensues!

Clip Source: ihasahotdog.com

Tags: dog, lol, lolz, loldogs, pics, interent, meme, humor

Taste the Rainbow!

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:14:58 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar
clipper's remarks: YIKES!

Clip Source: www.questionablecontent.net

Tags: questionable, conentent, pic, humor, web, comic

T-Shirt Humor

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:13:33 GMT

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Clip Source: www.feelinghappy.com

Life is short, make fun of it.

Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

Keep staring....I may do a trick.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.

Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.

In God we trust. All others we polygraph.

And one I persoanlly saw at the drive-in the other night:
Paddle Faster! I hear banjo music!!