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Caturday: Cats Make Look Easy Edition

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:56:37 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: caturday, cats, kittens, lol, lolz, locats, humor, meme, internet

willhelm busch

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:14:27 GMT

clipped by: amilo79

Clip Source: www.lyrik-lesezeichen.de

Es sitzt ein Vogel auf dem Leim,
er flattert sehr und kann nicht heim.
Ein schwarzer Kater schleicht herzu,
die Krallen scharf, die Augen gluh.
Am Baum hinauf und immer höher
kommt er dem armen Vogel näher.

Der Vogel denkt: Weil das so ist
und weil mich doch der Kater frisst,
so will ich keine Zeit verlieren,
will noch ein wenig quinquillieren
und lustig pfeifen wie zuvor.
Der Vogel, scheint mir, hat Humor.

A few useful and informative graphs.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:45:54 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar
clipper's remarks: They are really helpful.

Clip Source: graphjam.com

Tags: graphs, lol, lolz, pics, humor, internet, meme

You're not a handyman until you can do this...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:12:22 GMT

clipped by: EddieIsSteady

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

You're not a handyman until you can do this..

[Video]

Tags: video, humor

Damned Dirty....

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:06:56 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar
clipper's remarks: Another marriage implodes to the damned (yet eternally fabulous) gays!

The infamy of it all!

(SUCK ON THAT MAINE!)

Clip Source: www.pvponline.com

Tags: webcomic, pvp, gaming.humor, internet, gay, rights, marriage

Funny Midas Auto Repair Radio Scam

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:27:26 GMT

clipped by: BobRo
clipper's remarks: More at McCafferty's Pub http://mccaffertyspub.blogspot.com/2009/11/funny-midas-auto-repair-radio-scam.html

Clip Source: www.stumbleupon.com

Funny Midas Auto Repair Radio Scam

The following podcast touches home because we have all been there. The auto mechanic makes his pitch and we usually do not know enough about auto mechanics, so we don't know whether to believe him or disbelieve him.

Clip Source: mccaffertyspub.blogspot.com

10 Bizarre Wine Brand Names

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:12:00 GMT

clipped by: bellapria

Clip Source: funlok.com

10 Bizarre Wine Brand Names

1.Fat bastard

A French wine produced and distributed by a British - French partnership, FAT bastard is a fast growing brand, recently selling over 400,000 cases per year in the United States alone. BusinessWeek has called FAT bastard a "marketing phenomenon".

2.Bitch

An Australian wine called "Bitch", the back label repeats it 77 times, followed by "some more".

3.Le Vin de Merde

Jean-Marc Speziale, who owns a small restaurant in Aniane near Montpellier, was so fed up with the bad press that wines from the Languedoc-Roussillon were getting that he decided to hit back. So he started making his own batch of wine, and labelled them Vin de Merde, or Wine of Shite as they say in Ireland.

4.Oops

The name originates from the fact that they mislabeled the grape type for such a long time that they decided to call it "Oops!"

5.Arrogant Frog Ribet

6.Elephant on a Tightrope

7.Frog's Piss

8.Cleavage Creek

9.Mad Housewife

10.Blasted Church

Tags: bizarre wine, brand names, humor

For ‘Big Bang’s’ Sheldon, the nerd is the word

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:48:07 GMT

clipped by: wiccantexan

Clip Source: www.msnbc.msn.com

Sheldon Cooper is narcissistic, socially awkward, childish, hurtful, naive, irascible, selfish, rude, and irrepressible.

He is also extremely popular with viewers and even lovable. As "The Big Bang Theory" character has said, "This would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence."

As played by Jim Parsons, Sheldon is the ultimate sardonic outsider who's unaware and unconcerned of the implications of his observations, from which the show derives the bulk of the humor.

While his statements often stem directly from his vast intelligence, he's so smart and detached from normal human interaction that he's frequently a jerk.

His combination of immaturity and exceptional intelligence makes for a lot of witty humor, even jokes that play off of otherwise tired material.

Tags: tv, television, science, nerd, social, culture

Odd Organizations & Movements that only Thrive Online

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:23:27 GMT

clipped by: digitalfever

Clip Source: www.viraleruption.com

Odd Organizations & Movements that only Thrive Online

The Handlebar Club:

Do you have a handlebar mustache? Then the Handlebar Club is the club for you!” So reads the front page of http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk, across a giant drawing of a mustache. Keep browsing and you’ll find a gallery of pictures of men with mustaches, articles on which wax is gentlest on mustaches, an entire mustache FAQ page, and a history of the great handlebar mustache. Please refrain from insulting the mustache though. . . these men really love their lip hair.

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement:

I know you’re waiting for some punchline but, really, The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement is exactly what it sounds like. At the site http://www.vhemt.org/, you can find a few cute videos, a weak picture logo, and page after page of reasons why the Human race ought to let itself be stamped out.

Tags: wtf, weird, odd, bizarre, online, funny, humor

Cats Without Dignity

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:17:35 GMT

clipped by: mcsmithblack
clipper's remarks: Who says cats have no sense of humor?

Clip Source: amolife.com

Funny Life of Cats. Part 2

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart"

~ Ernest Menaul

Peggy Kennedy to be featured in Marina Bay Magazine

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:38:35 GMT

clipped by: joyzachoice
clipper's remarks: Don't miss this eloquent writer's feature in the Marina Bay Magazine, November issue.

Clip Source: www.prlog.org

Bay Area's Own Peggy Kennedy To Be Featured In Marina Times Magazine

(b)Approaching Neverland(/b) recounts Ms. Kennedy and her family's attempts to deal with their mother's mental illness during a time when it was little understood and even feared. With brutal honesty and surprising humor, she shares the turbulence of growing up under the shadow of their mother's illness, of being shuffled from one family member to the next, and of visiting her mother in the mental institution. As the years pass, the shadows of Barbara's challenges become a loving legacy in Peggy's quest to achieve happiness and fulfillment in her life.

Tags: books, new books, author, san francisco, bay area news, peggy kennedy, approaching neverland