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Credit Where It's Due [Mark Steyn]

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:46:17 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: I trust even now Maureen Dowd is working on a hilarious new column mocking proposed names for the Governor's first grandchild. Perhaps Richard Cohen can just take the week off and they can rerun his insightful analysis comparing the Palin nomination to Caligula making his horse a consul. Whereas we sophisticates all know that if McCain were as smart as Obama he'd have nominated a dead horse to be his consul. No wait...

Clip Source: corner.nationalreview.com

I would like to thank the US media for doing such a grand job this last week of lowering expectations by portraying Governor Palin - whoops, I mean Hick-Burg Mayor Palin - as a hillbilly know-nothing permapregnant ditz, half of whose 27 kids are the spawn of a stump-toothed uncle who hasn't worked since he was an extra in Deliverance.

How's that narrative holding up, geniuses? Almost as good as your "devoted husband John Edwards" routine?

Tags: sarah palin, us media, john edwards

Foolproof Online Dating Tips for Desperate Guys

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:44:44 GMT

clipped by: bbittner
clipper's remarks: This is an old article, but hilarious. Make sure to check out all the tips.

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Everyone knows that women don't like guys who are just looking for sex. So make sure that you let her know at the first opportunity that you're looking for a girlfriend. It might be a good idea to point out how long it's been since you had a girlfriend, so she knows you really, honestly want one, or how unfair and mean your last girlfriend was, so she knows you'll really appreciate her.

You know what's great? Chivalry. Chivalry is great. A long time ago a bunch of guys with horses and swords made up a bunch of rules about how to treat women. If you follow these rules with a woman you like, then she's obligated to like you back. It's the rules! You'll want to watch some movies and play a role-playing game or two to pick up the details, but the most important one is to always call her "milady." There's no better way to say, "I am not the humongous dork everyone thinks I am."

One Semester of Spanish Love Song

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:20:55 GMT

clipped by: weirdguy
clipper's remarks: This is bust-out-load funny.

Clip Source: weirdblog.wordpress.com

Saw this the other day and had to share. I have to give them an “A” for originality and creativity. So, what does this have to do with WeirdGuy and learning? Well, it certainly fits the creativity bill and, as for learning, the guy should have spent more time learning Spanish if he wanted to woo his Señorita properly.

Watch it for yourself — it’s hilarious!

Tags: fun, humor, video, international, music, relationships, dating

Random Funny Pictures

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:36:56 GMT

clipped by: bernitek
clipper's remarks: Hilarious batch of pics

Clip Source: www.pyzam.com

"False Advertising"

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"Be Safe"

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"Pleased To Meet You"

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"Ball Catcher"

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"Oh No.."

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"I Did it, I Did It!"

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"Stay Classy"

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"Great Parenting"

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"No Reason Why, Just Awesome."

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"Should Probably Fix That?"

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"Google Has A Sense Of Humor"

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"What In The World?"

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"Emo Horse"

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"That's Gonna Leave a Mark"

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"Bad Advertising"

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"No Joke, Just Sad."

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"Pretty Sure I Can."

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"That's About Right"

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"Still Got It"

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"Bring It!"

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"WTF"

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"What's Wrong With This Picture?"

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"Well No Crap!"

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"Oh Come On"

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"What In The Name?"

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"You Funny Kid"

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"Well Now That Just Doesn't Make Sense"

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"Now That's A Game!"

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"Good Sportsmanship"

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"What In The World Is Happening?"

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"Free What?"

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"Warner Bros."

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"Priority #1"

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"Helpful Tip"

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"Owned"

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"Do I?"

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"That's One Messy Kid"

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"Nice"

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"Might Want To Turn Around"

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"Little Pervert"

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"Where's My Shorts?"

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"Exactly"

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"Just a Little Warning"

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"A Real 6 Pack!"

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"20 Million"

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"Baby Headbanger"

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"Crap"

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"WTF"

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"Unreal"

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"Oh Crap."

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"What We All Need"

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"Birthday Surprise"

Tags: picture, funny, random, hilarious

The Simpsons Quotes

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:54:27 GMT

clipped by: bernitek
clipper's remarks: Hilarious!!

Clip Source: www.thesimpsonsquotes.com

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
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Tags: simpsons, quotes, hilarious, funny

Pachelbel's

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:45:00 GMT

clipped by: sunnysideup
clipper's remarks: hilarious video about the canon in d

Clip Source: technosailor.com

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Tags: pachelbel, canon in d, chords

10 creative ways to dump your boyfriend or girlfriend

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:37:55 GMT

clipped by: ODM143
clipper's remarks: A hilarious list with 10 funny ways to dump someone

Clip Source: onlinedatingmatches.com

10 creative ways to break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend

Clip Source: onlinedatingmatches.com

1. Take out a billboard.

2. Text Message

3. “I’m not gay, but I can learn”.

4. Hire a Barbershop Quartet.

5. Send them on a treasure hunt.

6. Let yourself go.

7. Dine and ditch.

8. Bait and switch

9. Brother can you spare a dime?

10. Jesus Freak !!!

Tags: relationships, online dating, dating advice, how to breakup

Failures

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:26:24 GMT

clipped by: sunnysideup
clipper's remarks: Hilarious FAILURES

Clip Source: my.mmoabc.com

Tags: fail, loser, miss, lost

Serinity Now bombs a warcraft funeral

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:20:09 GMT

clipped by: demorte
clipper's remarks: Hilarious how retarded some people can be.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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A Swarm of Lobbyists Would Run McCain's White House

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:33:01 GMT

clipped by: papananook
clipper's remarks: Except that it was a crock. Here's the hilarious part: the announcement was made by the top campaign staffer, Rick Davis. Guess what he is. A lobbyist! His clients range from such telecom giants as Verizon to undies-maker Fruit of the Loom, and most have had business before McCain's Senate committees.

Clip Source: www.alternet.org

The political media establishment is enraptured by John McCain. Mainline media sparklies, as well as the blatherers on the Fox channel, routinely buff up his image as a straight-talking, maverick foe of Washington's special interests. "The press loves McCain. We're his base," gushes MSNBC's Chris Matthews. But if the senator really is the feared reformer of business-as-usual government, why does his presidential campaign look like the back alley of K Street?

McCain has already assembled his clique of advisors, and they don't have our best interests in mind.

There was a hilarious dustup in May when two of the campaign's key operatives were publicly fingered as lobbyists for the totalitarian military thugs who rule Burma. Bad image. To patch over this embarrassing exposure, the campaign dumped the duo and loudly proclaimed a new internal ethics rule barring lobbyists from paid positions on the "Straight Talk Express." Bold! Decisive! Laudable!

stephanie meyer fangirl ~supreme~

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:54:14 GMT

clipped by: nomereveneerofvanity
clipper's remarks: i'm not a fan of the twilight series, i've only read the bits posted on 4 chan that are lol-worthy but this shit is hilarious.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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denialist deck of cards

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:06:25 GMT

clipped by: kroqben
clipper's remarks: this is a hilarious and thorough examination of the tools people/organizations use to get out of having to explain why their position is right. these tools enable someone to simply create the appearance of a debate. useful, especially in a political season.

Clip Source: scienceblogs.com

Denialists' Deck of Cards

I'm very proud to be on Scienceblogs with Mark, and for my first posts, I'm going to be introducing the Denialists' Deck of Cards, a humorous way to think about rhetorical techniques that are used in public debate. Those who pay attention to consumer protection issues, especially in product safety (especially tobacco, food, drugs), will recognize these techniques. The goal of classifying them in this way is to advance public understanding of how these techniques can be used to stifle reform in consumer protection or on other issues. So, the Denialists' Deck is extremely cynical. But it is a reflection of and reaction to how poor the public policy debates in Washington have become.

Kermit Bale - this made my day!

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:14:23 GMT

clipped by: missmartini
clipper's remarks: You have to look at this! it's brilliant!

Clip Source: community.livejournal.com

Kermit Bale

What do Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog have in common? More than you might realize... (and yes, clearly I have far too much time on my hands.)

Tags: christian bale, kermit the frog, hilarious

"The Daily Show's" Hilarious Obama Bio

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:38:05 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: The Lion King, The Messiah, The Son Of A Goat Herder (VIDEO) 4:59

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/29/the-daily-shows-obama-bio_n_122350.html

Clip Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

On Thursday night's "Daily Show," as the official Obama biography video was screening at the DNC, "The Daily Show" aired a hilarious biography video of their own. It is set to music with a booming narration and full of tag lines.

"The earthly son of a goat herder and an anthropologist, one man seems ready enough-ish to lead...."

Tags: barack obama, daily show, daily show lion king, daily show obama bio, daily show obama lion king, daily show obama video, obama lion king, media news

Bert & Ernie anti up

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:26:03 GMT

clipped by: informkeith
clipper's remarks: Hilarious

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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