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Dildo Sex toys

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:02:34 GMT

clipped by: temptationsdirect
clipper's remarks: Dildo Sex toys shop temptationsdirect.co.uk offers a wide variety of adult sex toys and clothing such as rabbit vibrators, dildos and dongs, lingerie and costumes.

Clip Source: www.temptationsdirect.co.uk

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Sex toys shop UK

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:16:47 GMT

clipped by: infiniteadult
clipper's remarks: Sex toys shop temptationsdirect.co.uk offers a wide variety of adult sex toys and clothing such as rabbit vibrators, dildos and dongs, lingerie and costumes.

Clip Source: www.temptationsdirect.co.uk

Sex toys from the largest UK online adult sex shop.

Serving you with all your sex toys and sexy lingerie supplies.

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Madame Butterfly 2

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:40:42 GMT

clipped by: beajoybring2
clipper's remarks: Information and feature about the pillow like vibrator. One of the great clitoral teasers

Clip Source: www.sextoysreview.net

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Sen. Graham: If We Voted Against 21st Century GI Bill, We Will be "Rewarded in the Next Election"

Thu, 22 May 2008 23:54:42 GMT

clipped by: Wisco
clipper's remarks: The moral of this story is that Lindsey Graham doesn't know snakes from dildos. Polls show that the bill is incredibly popular, with some 80% of voters favoring it.

Of course, by "rewarded" Graham could mean "tossed out on our asses," which seems to be a pretty good bet regardless of their stance on the GI Bill.

Clip Source: thinkprogress.org

Just over an hour ago, the Senate voted overwhelmingly — a veto-proof 75-22 — to approve Sen. Jim Webb’s (D-VA) 21st Century GI Bill, which would expand educational benefits for veterans who joined the service after Sept. 11, 2001.

Before the vote, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), who introduced his own watered-down, paltry version of the GI bill, exhorted President Bush to veto the measure, as he has indicated he will. Graham also insisted that his Republican colleagues would “get rewarded in the next election” if they vote against GI benefits

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List of Weird Band Names

Tue, 20 May 2008 16:55:40 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Bad taste warning - some of the names I didn't clip are hard core...

Clip Source: rock103.com

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57 Lesbian
1,200,000 Dead Tibetians
2000 Flushes
3D House of Beef

[ a ]

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

Adolph Hitler's Nipples

Alcoholocaust

Aggressive Crotch Display

Anus The Menace

Aquarium Rescue Unit

Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]

The Bambi Molesters

Barenaked Ladies

The Bastard Sons of Eddie Haskel

Bulimia Banquet

[ c ]

Cameltoe

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Crosseyed Chicken

[ d ]

Dairy Queen Empire

Demon Barf

Don Knotts Overdrive

Dumpster Juice

[ e ]

Elvis Hitler

Exploding White Mice

[ f ]

Fabulous Pimps

Flaming Anus

Flopping Bodybags

[ g ]

Gangsta Bitch Barbie

God's Girlfriend

Goldfish Don't Bounce

Grim Skunk

[ h ]

Halo of Flies

Hairy Buzzard Gizzards

Hairy Conniption Fit

The Hairy Eyeballs

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hostile Amish

[ i ]

Impotent Porn Stars

Iowa Beef Experience

Iron Prostate

[ j ]

Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Joey Tampon and The Toxic Shocks

Johnny Vomit

[ l ]

Linoleum Blownapart

Lipstick Sandwich

Lubricated Goat

Lung Mustard

[ m ]

Mentally Retarded Cows

Mighty Sphincter

[ n ]

Naugahyde Chihuahuas

[ r ]

Rats of Unusual Size

Rugburns

Tags: humor, humour, music, sex, bizarre

Dumb State Laws- First up ARIZONA

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:05:36 GMT

clipped by: selkie
clipper's remarks: I kinda messed up clipping when I got to the city laws. You guys are smart enough to figure it out though.

Clip Source: www.dumblaws.com

Dumb Laws in Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

City Laws in Arizona

Globe

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Hayden

If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Maricopa County

No more than six girls may live in any house.

Mohave County

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Tombstone

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Vaginal Exercisers

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:05:28 GMT

clipped by: 4freedomstantra
clipper's remarks: Bring your yoni to life with these great exercisers: tone muscles, build strength, increase sensation.

Clip Source: www.askaboutloveandsex.com

Bring your yoni to life with these great exercisers: tone muscles, build strength, increase sensation.

The Energie Kegel Exerciser

Smart Balls – Erotispheres

Ben Wa Balls

Ben Wa Eggs

Betty's Barbell

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Japan's Sex Museums

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 15:59:12 GMT

clipped by: CarnivalBorn

Clip Source: inventorspot.com

called "Hihokan" which translates to "House of Hidden Treasures"

typically located near Japan's many onsen (hot spring resorts)

Japan

boasts both the longest history of sex museums and perhaps the greatest number of them

Privately owned and operated, the variety and type of exhibits

depend on the predilections of the owner

One

outstanding feature of Hihokan is their vast collections of dildos and other artificial phalli

one particularly noticeable example at the Beppu hihokan standing nine feet tall

a slide down the rod ride to perk you up in a hurry

selection of carnival-style games - each with a unique, sexy twist

variation in mammalian members

displayed by one hihokan's preserved phallic promenade

in order from rabbits to whales

local fertility festivals in which giant replica male organs

are paraded

then rubbed or ridden by women

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Dildos of Death?

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:38:03 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken
clipper's remarks:

Fortunately, sex-toy retailers are taking things into their own hands.

That sentence made me laugh out loud.

Clip Source: www.bestlifeonline.com

That love doll may be doing you wrong

In 1998, the Consumer Product Safety Commission banned the use of certain plastics in children’s toys after a study showed that a type of plastic additive, called phthalate, is easily absorbed through soft tissues like the inside of the mouth. But what about adult toys and the soft tissues they’re exposed to?

A study commissioned by Greenpeace tested eight popular sex toys and found that seven of them contained extremely high levels of phthalates—as high as 243,000 parts per million. (Liver problems, anemia, and reduced fertility have been detected in mice exposed to 10,000 parts per million, and phthalates in general have been linked to obesity, cancer, sperm damage, and genital deformities in male babies.) Phthalate-laden sex toys are sold under the seemingly harmless name jelly rubber.

they all have that new-shower-curtain smell, which is a dead giveaway for the presence of phthalates

sex toys aren’t regulated

Tags: sex, toys, plastics, poison, health, danger, phthalates

Old horny woman

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:03:54 GMT

clipped by: Rashid Malik
clipper's remarks: Who the hell invented that damn thing? It deprives real men of real pleasure.

Clip Source: jo-kes.blogspot.com

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?”

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”

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The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”

She asks, “Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo Ttturrrnnn ttthe ssuma aaffabbiiiitttccchh offffff?”

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Thu, 01 Nov 2007 23:39:53 GMT

clipped by: MikeyP_OwnsYou

Clip Source: pornotube.com

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Weird Laws in Texas

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 12:22:20 GMT

clipped by: vk2yoc
clipper's remarks: Heaps more on the website.

Clip Source: weirdfacts.com

It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

A recently passed anti-crime laws requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain to the nature of the crime about to be comitted.

It is illegal to milk another persons's cow.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

In Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

In Galveston - It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

In Richardson - It is illegal to do "U Turns".

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Supreme Court denies Alabama women mechanically induced orgasms

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 19:22:59 GMT

clipped by: Monkfishy
clipper's remarks: Alabama isn't the only southern state with an anti-sex toy law. In most of the South, the only dildos allowed are the ones elected to the legislature.

Clip Source: www.boingboing.net

GordonUnleashed says: "Talk about sex toys is once again the buzz around Alabama. The United States Supreme Court refused to hear the Alabama sex toy case, ending a nine year battle for the right to keep and bear (well, more accurately, purchase) sex toys in the state. Sherri Williams provided the money quote in this AP article:

An adult-store owner had asked the justices to throw out the law as an unconstitutional intrusion into the privacy of the bedroom. But the Supreme Court declined to hear the appeal, leaving intact a lower court ruling that upheld the law.

Sherri Williams, owner of Pleasures stores in Huntsville and Decatur, said she was disappointed, but plans to sue again on First Amendment free speech grounds.

“My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up,” she said.

Tags: law, sex, masturbation

Man hides sex toys in sausage

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:09:01 GMT

clipped by: Patty2007

Clip Source: news.yahoo.com

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said Wednesday.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.

"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."

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Man hides sex toys in wurst way

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:34:27 GMT

clipped by: kkcapricorn
clipper's remarks: I have only one thing to say ---"Why?"