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liar, liar

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:46:36 GMT

clipped by: ukeness217
clipper's remarks: lol.

Clip Source: notalwaysright.com

Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones

Liquor Store | Willimantic, CT, USA

(Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt and some rubber-hand work gloves on.)

Me: *walks out of the cooler*

Customer: “Are you f***ing insane? It’s freezing in there.

Me: “I don’t mind it.”

Customer: “That’s bulls***! You know it’s cold. Why would you lie to me?”

Me: “Excuse me? I’m pretty sure I know my own tolerance and I’m working so I get a bit warm, even in there.”

Customer: “WARM!? In a COOLER!? You’re a G**D*** LIAR! How can you be WARM in THERE!”

Me: “I’m Canadian, and ever since my igloo melted I only feel at home in there.”

Customer: “Oh, I didn’t know. I’m sorry for your loss.”

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Tags: funny, real life, work, humor, lies

Blue infinity job as of august 21

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:31:35 GMT

clipped by: SCCsarl

Clip Source: www.b-i.com

A thriving, dynamic company proud of our international staff culture, we are one of Switzerland's leading consulting firms.

We offer exciting job opportunities in both the branding and technology domains. A stimulating and fast-paced work environment, our company offers excellent compensation packages. We are currently expanding our staff team and are on the look-out for motivated and dynamic professionals.

We have immediate openings for the following key roles:

Senior J2ee developer
J2ee developer
Senior .Net developer
Junior .Net developer
DBA Oracle Applications
Développeur Oracle Applications
Desktop Software Specialist
Customer Care Specialist
Sales Specialist
Recruitment Specialist

Service Management Specialist

Six Sigma DMAIC DMADV

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:30:37 GMT

clipped by: eduardo4

Clip Source: www.isixsigma.com

DMADV

Define
Measure
  Analyze
   Design
    Verify

Define the project goals and customer (internal and external) deliverables

Measure and determine customer needs and specifications

Analyze the process options to meet the customer needs

Design (detailed) the process to meet the customer needs

Verify the design performance and ability to meet customer needs

DMAIC

Define
Measure
  Analyze
   Improve
    Control

Define the project goals and customer (internal and external) deliverables

Measure the process to determine current performance

Analyze and determine the root cause(s) of the defects

Improve the process by eliminating defects

Control future process performance

When To Use DMAIC
The DMAIC methodology, instead of the DMADV methodology, should be used when a product or process is in existence at your company but is not meeting customer specification or is not performing adequately.

transfer

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 12:26:28 GMT

clipped by: bayer1075

Clip Source: onlineeast1.bankofamerica.com

Make Transfer

Are you sure you want to make this transfer?

From:

Checking - 0374

To:

Tata

Amount:

$130.00

Date:

08/21/2008

Note: You are making an immediate transfer to the account of another Bank of America customer. This transaction cannot be reversed.

bad customer service

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:19:14 GMT

clipped by: meimei03

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: services

Clipper Windpower drops on H1 loss warning

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:52:16 GMT

clipped by: CohoctonWindWatch

Clip Source: www.abcmoney.co.uk

LONDON (Thomson Financial) - Clipper Windpower came on offer and dropped 57 pence to 744-1/2, with news of firm customer orders of 181 turbines for delivery in 2007 and 311 for 2008 being eclipsed by a warning that interim results will reflect a net loss due to initial production and procurement inefficiencies and legacy sales pricing.

Tags: clipper wind, industrial wind, wind turbines, alternative energy

Rolls-Royce Hyperion Drophead by Pininfarina

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:33:38 GMT

clipped by: BartendingBear
clipper's remarks: Extreme luxury. Questionable beauty.

Clip Source: superpastime.com

The Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance is an automotive charitable event, a tradition that goes on for over 50 years. Both prewar and postwar collectors come each year to Pebble Beach, California, to show off their “assets”. This year, one of the most highly anticipated concept cars at the show is going to be the Rolls-Royce Hyperion by Pininfarina.

Based on the Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe, the Pininfarina Hyperion has been commissioned by one lucky and presumably very wealthy customer. The unique creation does away with the rear seats and moves the front ones, along with the swept windscreen, back by 400 mm. If you can believe it, a gun rack has been fitted in front of the cabin

Add-On Needed for Every Cell Phone

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:23:58 GMT

clipped by: Maxwell_Smart

Clip Source: www.thinkgeek.com

Yeah, we know all about bluetooth headsets for cell phones, but forget that stuff! We have here the latest development in cell phone technology and it's a big hunk of beautiful plastic. An accessory for your phone that you can really grab onto. Something with heft and that good-old-American solid construction feel - like a 1972 Cadillac.

The Retro Phone Handset is a new production replica of the Western Electric 500-series model, which was the classic phone handset for several decades. It's been slightly modified to work with the headset jack of most cell phones (or via a "hands free" adapter kit, sold elsewhere). Just plug-in and dial - or for added effect, put your cell phone in your pant's pocket - then it looks like you're talking on a phone connected to... well, who knows?

Customer Action Shot!

[ more... ]

Also has these great features.

2.5mm jack will work with most phones (Motorola, LG, Samsung)

Includes: handset and classic curly phone cord with connector

Test

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 00:40:09 GMT

clipped by: rooneyandmuldoon

Clip Source: www.shoebuy.com

Order by Phone: 1-888-200-8414 | 100% Safe Shopping Guaranteed

» Benefits & Guarantees

» Customer Service

» Savings & Updates

» Gift Ideas

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Injecting feelings into brand relationships

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:10:22 GMT

clipped by: Microtargeting

Clip Source: davidhartung.blogspot.com

Injecting feelings into brand relationships

Most brands I know, feel cold and neutral.

The whole process of buying or getting the service feels planned, automated and scripted.

As a customer. I want surprising actions – with real feelings behind them – actions that make me feel like I’m experiencing something unique that only a unique client like me is going to live through with this provider.

The time I give to the brand – I want it to be worth something – for me.

I want to remember myself uniquely interacting with that certain brand in 15 years.

Plus I want to have a personal history with that certain brand.

Tags: marketing, business, davidhartung

Positive behavioral addiction is customer loyalty 2.0

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:39:52 GMT

clipped by: Microtargeting

Clip Source: davidhartung.blogspot.com

Positive behavioral addiction is customer loyalty 2.0

Tags: marketing, business, davidhartung

Small business crm - tool to manage your business successfully

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:27:54 GMT

clipped by: davidgower
clipper's remarks: Small businesses can really benefit from CRM to improve their efficiency and ROI. Small business CRM enlightens the various benefits of CRM for small business.

Clip Source: www.smallbusiness-crm.com

Small Business CRM is both a software solution and a set of business objectives that enables a company to establish and maintain a customer-centric business approach. It helps businesspersons to focus on customer relationship management in a one-to-one personalized manner.

CRM helps a growing small business to gain the maximum benefit from their customer data as well as effectively integrate sales, marketing and customer service data into one secure easily accessible database. This helps to streamline business processes and enables businesspersons to successfully manage all aspects of customer interaction, from customer acquisition to sales to post-sales customer service and retain long term customer satification and relationship.

Small Business CRM

Online CRM

Web Based CRM

Hosted CRM

Tags: small business crm

One Man's Eye View: Lito Through The Looking Glass

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:55:09 GMT

clipped by: Mikeylito
clipper's remarks: Learn how this relates to politics and the Global War On Terror.

Clip Source: mikeylito.com

Lito Through The Looking Glass

by Mikeylito

[The following account is true. Names and descriptive characteristics have been omitted to protect “The Innocent”. (Yeah, right!)]

A customer enters the store to make a return. He has, he says, made a purchase of a video-game system but an incorrect one. He wants to exchange one system for another of a different manufacturer. He does not, however, have a receipt.

Tags: politics, terrorism, retail

Green Dot

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:42:42 GMT

clipped by: sonofjohn

Clip Source: www.greendotonline.com

For customer service or additional questions, please call 1-877-434-3578.

Google Adwords

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:51:21 GMT

clipped by: lolololori

Clip Source: adwords.google.com

Signup fee. First things first: You'll be charged a modest one-time activation fee when you create an AdWords account. (For new advertisers paying in US dollars, the fee is five dollars. To see the activation fee in other local currencies, visit the account fees finder.) After that, you pay only when your ad is seen and clicked by a potential customer, who will then be sent to a website you specify.