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Baby Boomer Blues

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:35:32 GMT

clipped by: murieleileen

Clip Source: www.jibjab.com

It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby Boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba--- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And a favorite: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

Tags: baby boomers, blues

Daily Comic Aggregator

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:04:02 GMT

clipped by: JediKnut
clipper's remarks: For someone like me, who loves his comics, this is a great resource! There's a lot of these sites online, but this one particularly caught my eye.

Has some of my favourite strips (which aren't as common as Garfield, Hagar) like Zits, Foxtrot, Ctrl+Alt+Del...

Updated daily, so keep going back!

Clip Source: comics.diskoballs.org

Daily Comics Aggregator

Baby Blues

Baldo

Bigger Than Cheese

Ctrl+Alt+Del

Explosm

Fox Trot

Garfield

Grin And Bear it

Joy of Tech

Moderatly Confused

Pc and Pixel

Pc Weenies

Pearls Before Swine

Penny Arcade

Working Daze

Zits

Tags: comics, zits, baby blues, baldo, ctrl+alr+del

Choose Your Eye-Color Personality

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:43:43 GMT

clipped by: AScomputer

Clip Source: www.egodevelopment.com

Choose Your Eye-Color Personality

Eyes are the window to the soul.
Read the personality profiles below. Does the profile match yours according to the colour of your eyes?

2. HAZEL EYES: Hazel eyes are a mixture of brown and green. These people go with the flow and can adapt to any situation

. GREEN EYES: Green eyes are very rare and instantly hypnotize anyone who gazes into them. People with green eyes project freedom and mystery.

4. BROWN/BLACK EYES: People with brown and/or black eyes are thought of as trustworthy and responsible.

5. Grey Eyes: People with gray eyes are strong in nature and leaders.

Tags: eye, eye color

Choose your eye-color personality

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:47:25 GMT

clipped by: Aribeth
clipper's remarks: Eyes are the window to the soul."No matter what your eye color is, you will have stereotypes that come along with them.You were born with your natural eye color for a reason.Your eye color is unique and fits your personality so do not change a thing."

Green eyes are definitely the sexiest of all eye colors

Clip Source: www.egodevelopment.com

1. BLUE EYES - Blue eyes are the most attractive and the most popular eye color. Blue eyes are a recessive gene so natural baby blues are becoming rare. Since blue eyes are lighter than other eye colors, they attract more attention. People with blue eyes are pretty, adorable and sensitive. Blue eyes do all they can to make other people happy. People with blue eyes are kind, polite and happy company. People with blue eyes can remain calm under the most stressful circumstances.

2. HAZEL EYES:

3. GREEN EYES

Green eyes are very rare and instantly hypnotize anyone who gazes into them. People with green eyes project freedom and mystery. Green eyes are definitely the sexiest of all eye colors. People with gray eyes are strong in nature and leaders. They are able to see both sides of an argument and settle disputes. Directness is their strong suit.

4. BROWN/BLACK EYES:

They are great lovers and they know how to make their partners feel special.

5. Grey Eyes:

creative and imaginative

Women Only Diet

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:15:54 GMT

clipped by: docdoober
clipper's remarks: Um, I'm not buying it.

Clip Source: www.msnbc.msn.com

Some new moms try old rituals

When she became pregnant with her second child, she looked for ways to stave off those sad feelings — and ended up doing something surprising. She ingested her placenta.

Placentophagy, as it’s called, grabbed headlines this summer after a judge ordered a Las Vegas hospital to give a new mom her uterine lining, which the woman planned to dry, grind up and ingest. She, like Shalev, had heard that ingesting the placenta was a natural way to ward off the baby blues — those overwhelmed, weepy feelings that 80 percent of moms develop after giving birth.

New moms who swear by the benefits of consuming their placenta point out that it’s a common practice among mammals — and after all, women are mammals, too. But no studies have examined health benefits of human placentophagy, says Dr. Diana Dell, an assistant professor in ob-gyn and psychology at Duke University.

Tags: health, women, diet

Moms eating placenta

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:03:50 GMT

clipped by: kkcapricorn
clipper's remarks: This is one reason I am glad I am beyond childbirth and monthly hormones. Wouldn't want to make that decision.
Although, I would check the recipes.

Clip Source: www.msnbc.msn.com

the 31-year-old mom from Las Vegas was hit hard with a case of the baby blues

When she became pregnant with her second child

She ingested her placenta.

New moms who swear by the benefits of consuming their placenta point out that it’s a common practice among mammals — and after all, women are mammals,

the only place there may be data is in veterinary journals

because no research exists for this practice among humans, it's not clear what the cooking or encapsulating does to the nutrients and hormones that are in the blood

Because the placenta contains estrogen and progesterone, some women believe that the sudden withdrawal of those hormones after the delivery is what causes the baby blues, and that ingesting the afterbirth restores hormone level

Google helpfully points the curious toward guides to preparing and eating the placenta

Use your favorite lasagna recipe and substitute this (placenta cocktail) for one layer of cheese

Another suggests grinding it up as a pizza topping.

Tags: health, diet, placenta, post-partum depression

Blues Name Generator

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:26:04 GMT

clipped by: coconutshell
clipper's remarks: Arrrrr, I be Crippled Duke Thompkins...

and yarrrrr, I still talk like a pirate....arrrrrrr

Clip Source: j-walkblog.com

Blues Name Generator From Planet Proctor
Letter	Your First Blues Name	Your Middle Blues Name	Your Last Blues Name
A	Fat	Bones	Jackson
B	Muddy	Money	McGee
C	Crippled	Harp	Hopkins
D	Old	Legs	Dupree
E	Texas	Eyes	Green
F	Hollerin'	Lemon	Brown
G	Ugly	Killer	Jones
H	Brown	Hips	Rivers
I	Happy	Lips	Malone
J	Boney	Fingers	Washington
K	Curly	Boy	Smith
L	Pretty	Liver	Parker
M	Jailhouse	Gumbo	Lee
N	Peg Leg	Foot	Thompkins
O	Red	Mama	King
P	Sleepy	Back	Bradley
Q	Bald	Duke	Hawkins
R	Skinny	Dog	Jefferson
S	Blind	Bad Boy	Davis
T	Big	Baby	Franklin
U	Yella	Chicken	White
V	Toothless	Pickles	Jenkins
W	Screamin'	Sugar	Bailey
X	Fat Boy	Cracker	Johnson
Y	Washboard	Tooth	Blue
Z	Steel-Eye	Smoke	Allison
Rule	Use your first initial	Use your middle initial	Use your third initial

Use your first initial, your middle initial, and your third initial. For example, my initials are JEW, so my blues name is Boney Eyes Bailey.

Tags: humour, blues, names, generator

toon

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:21:51 GMT

clipped by: rum2runner

Clip Source: www.arcamax.com

Baby Blues

By Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott

© 2007 Baby Blues Partnership. This feature is presented with the permission of King Features Syndicate, Inc. and is furnished solely for personal, non-commercial use. Redistribution in whole or part prohibited.

Click here for your favorite comics, puzzles and editorial cartoons from DailyINK.

Tags: baby blues

Hostage

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:15:41 GMT

clipped by: rum2runner

Clip Source: www.arcamax.com

Baby Blues

By Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott

Click here for your favorite comics, puzzles and editorial cartoons from DailyINK.

Tags: baby blues

Study: Blue-Eyed People 'Smarter' than Brown-Eyed

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:36:10 GMT

clipped by: Newfman

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

Baby, those baby blues may be the key to your success, according to a report on News.com.au.

A new study by U.S. scientists finds that people with blue eyes are likely to achieve more in life, intellectually, at least, than those with brown.

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