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Fold Your Shirt in Two Seconds

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:26:37 GMT

clipped by: readmore

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: clothes

Top 15 Geek Quotes

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:13:35 GMT

clipped by: ragendem

Clip Source: www.boardofwisdom.com

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

- Unknown

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

- T-Shirt

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

- Unknown

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

- tee shirt

My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

- Unknown

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

- T-Shirt

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

- Unknown

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

- Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

- Unknown

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

- Unknown

Clip Source: www.boardofwisdom.com

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

- Unknown

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

- someone at slashdot

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

- Unknown

The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

- Unknown

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

- Unknown

Tags: social, science, humor

Double Word Illusions

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:13:18 GMT

clipped by: Eagle Bauer
clipper's remarks: Thought these were pretty neat..

God I'm bored.

-Eagle

Clip Source: www.frenblog.com

Illusion always play your mind. Look at the image below and you will know what i mean. At first glance i saw the images below, it is the word in black that read as “Good”. There is another word hidden within it. It is in white color that read as “Evil”. Amazing?

The word reflection of “Teach” is “Learn”. When the teacher teach us something, we learn it.

The word reflection of the mirror shows the true hidden meaning of the word “Love”. Girls, do not wear this shirt or else your boyfriend might think you hate them.

Yelow area reads as “Optical” while the colored area reads as “Illusion”.

Brown area reads as “Me” while the colored area read as “You”.

Tags: optics, optical, illusion

Bullied student tickled pink by schoolmates' T-shirt campaign

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:07:06 GMT

clipped by: TheCatWhisperer
clipper's remarks: This story just made my day. Its kids like these two young men (and those who rallied to the cause) that make me second guess my assumption that kids these days are all little shits.

Good for them!

Clip Source: www.cbc.ca

Two Nova Scotia students are being praised across North America for the unique way they turned the tide against a fellow student bullied for wearing pink.

The victim — a Grade 9 boy at Central Kings Rural High School in the small community of Cambridge — wore a pink polo shirt on his first day of school.

Bullies harassed the boy, called him a homosexual for wearing pink and threatened to beat him up, students said.

They went to a nearby discount store and bought 50 pink shirts, including tank tops, to wear to school the next day.

Then the two went online to e-mail classmates to get them on board with their anti-bullying cause that they dubbed a "sea of pink."

But a tsunami of support poured in the next day.

Not only were dozens of students outfitted with the discount tees, but hundreds of students showed up wearing their own pink clothes, some head-to-toe.

And there's been nary a peep from the bullies since, which Shepherd says just goes to show what a little activism will do.

Tags: pink, bullies, school, harassment, support, activism, heroes in my book

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:32:27 GMT

clipped by: amberella

Clip Source: moronland.net

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

13) When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."

10) Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

9) Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

8) When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what's inside, since many people can't read.

6) Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken," was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

4) An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" (la papa).

3) The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are You Lactating?"

Tags: humor, slogans

Why do women's clothes button from the left, while men's button from the right?

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:55:42 GMT

clipped by: michellezm

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

Around 90 per cent of the world's population is right-handed, and it is easier for right-handers to button shirts from the right. So why do women's garments button from the left?

This is an example in which history seems to matter. When buttons first appeared in the 17th century, they were seen only on garments of the wealthy. At that time it was the custom for rich men to dress themselves and for women to be dressed by servants.

Having women's shirts button from the left thus made things easier for the mostly right-handed servants who dressed them. Having men's shirts button from the right made sense not only because most men dressed themselves, but also because a sword drawn from the left hip with the right hand would be less likely to become caught in the shirt. Today, virtually no women are dressed by servants, so why is buttoning from the left still the norm for women?

In economics, a norm, once established, resists change.

Selling this shirt is illegal in two states and may soon be illegal nationwide.

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 19:52:55 GMT

clipped by: Thorne
clipper's remarks: Please read the whole story about this. It's a serious 5th amendment issue.

Clip Source: carryabigsticker.com

Above: Front. Below: Back.
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Bush Lied They Died T-Shirt
Says "Bush Lied" on the front and "They Died" on the back. With names of all 2,803 U.S. troops killed in Iraq through 0ct. 23, 2006. List of names is preceded by larger text that reads "U.S. Troops Who Died in Iraq from March 20 2003 Through October 23, 2006." List is in alphabetical order.

Selling this shirt is illegal in two states and may soon be illegal nationwide. With your support, we will continue to sell this shirt in all 50 states until the troops come home or they throw us in jail, whichever comes first.

Tags: anti war, protest, freedom of speech, 5th amandment

Razor-thin, bendable TV screen you can wear as T-Shirt

Fri, 25 May 2007 17:10:07 GMT

clipped by: BitDrifter

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

In the race for ever thinner displays for TVs, cell phones and other gadgets, Sony may have developed one to beat them all - a razor-thin display that bends like paper while showing full-colour video.

Sony Corporation posted video of the new 2.5 inch display on its' web page.

In the video, a hand squeezes the 0.3 millimetre (0.01 inch)-thick display, which shows color video of a bicyclist stuntman, a picturesque lake and other images.

Tags: technology, business, competition, tv, television, thin, bendable, sony

No Wonder Men are Happier. . .

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:04:46 GMT

clipped by: peaceplease
clipper's remarks: In reply to words women use. . . It's amazing the human race survives.

Clip Source: humour.200ok.com.au

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Tags: funny, humor, women, men, lists

Shroud Of Turin Accidentally Dyed Pink

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:37:10 GMT

clipped by: JohnWaterman

Clip Source: www.theonion.com

VATICAN CITY—The Shroud of Turin, an ancient linen cloth believed to bear the image of Christ and considered by many clerics and devotees to be one of the holiest relics of the Christian faith, was inadvertently dyed a light shade of pink after being washed with a red T-shirt, sources reported

Though it has suffered oxidation and fire damage over the centuries, this is the first time that the shroud has been harmed in a laundry-related mishap

"Simply because the shroud has been given a slight pinkish tint does not in any way diminish its sanctity," Vatican spokesman Cardinal Giovanni Lajolo said during a press conference held to address the spiritual repercussions of the shroud's staining

the damage occurred when Pope Benedict XVI

did not notice that a brand-new, bright-red Hanes Beefy-T belonging to Cardinal Angelo Sodano had been placed inside of the consecrated cleansing vessel

And who are we to question or reject the ways the Lord works through our laundry?" Lajolo continued

T-Shirt quotes: funny, interesting & thoughtful!

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:30:58 GMT

clipped by: mugofcoffee

Clip Source: www.coolnsmart.com

God is dead and I want His job.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn't work anyway.

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.

Never kick a man unless he's down.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

How can I love you if you won't lie down ?

I wear the brains in the family.

Death is hereditary.

Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon.

I'm not unemployed, I'm a consultant

I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

All men are idiots And I married their king.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already.

Tags: t shirt quotes, funny, interesting, thoughtful.

What does love mean?

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:32:52 GMT

clipped by: kankamuso

Clip Source: singlesrant.blogspot.com

"What does love mean?"

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her
toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got
arthritis too. That's love."

Rebecca- age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."

Elaine-age 5

Tags: lists, children, love

Laws of Nature, Source Unknown

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:06:21 GMT

clipped by: wildcat
clipper's remarks: The ultimate Platonist these days is Max Tegmark, a cosmologist at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. In talks and papers recently he has speculated that mathematics does not describe the universe — it is the universe.

Dr. Tegmark maintains that we are part of a mathematical structure, albeit one gorgeously more complicated than a hexagon, a multiplication table or even the multidimensional symmetries that describe modern particle physics. “Everything in our world is purely mathematical — including you,” he wrote in New Scientist.

Clip Source: www.nytimes.com

“Gravity,” goes the slogan on posters and bumper stickers. “It isn’t just a good idea. It’s the law.”

And what a law. Unlike, say, traffic or drug laws, you don’t have a choice about obeying gravity or any of the other laws of physics. Jump and you will come back down. Faith or good intentions have nothing to do with it.

Existence didn’t have to be that way, as Einstein reminded us when he said, “The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.” Against all the odds, we can send e-mail to Sri Lanka, thread spacecraft through the rings of Saturn, take a pill to chase the inky tendrils of depression, bake a turkey or a soufflé and bury a jump shot from the corner.

Yes, it’s a lawful universe. But what kind of laws are these, anyway, that might be inscribed on a T-shirt but apparently not on any stone tablet that we have ever been able to find?

Do they govern nature or just describe it?

Buckled for Having Sex with a Bike

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:57:50 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: Now the bikes of Britain will be safe.

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

A man has been put on the sex offenders' register after being caught trying to have sex with a bike.

Robert Stewart was discovered half naked in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel

Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace

"They (the hostel cleaners) knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

The hostel staff informed the manager who reported Stewart to the police.

Although unusual he is not the first to be caught in a compromising situation with a object as Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements

Witnesses reported seeing him lying face down on the pavement with his trousers around his ankles.

Tags: sex, crime, idiots, humour

80 year old man arrested because of Tshirt

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:10:30 GMT

clipped by: kkcapricorn
clipper's remarks:

Police said that Don Zirkel, of Bethpage, was disturbing shoppers at the Lake Grove mall with his T-shirt

upsetting? a Tshirt? are we supposed to pretend this isn't happening?

Clip Source: www.michaelmoore.com

An 80-year-old church deacon was removed from the Smith Haven Mall yesterday in a wheelchair and arrested by police for refusing to remove a T-shirt protesting the Iraq War.

Zirkel, a deacon at Our Lady of the Miraculous Medal in Wyandanch, said his shirt had the death tolls of American military personnel and Iraqis - 4,000 and 1 million - and the words "Dead" and "Enough." The shirt also has three blotches resembling blood splatters.

Zirkel said he was sitting in the food court drinking coffee with his wife Marie, 77, and several others when police and mall security officers approached and demanded they remove their anti-war T-shirts

"They forcibly picked me up and put me in the wheelchair," said Zirkel

charged with criminal trespassing and resisting arrest

Activists with dueling opinions had gathered to support and oppose America's five-year campaign.

Tags: 80 yr. old, arrest, tshirt, anti-war