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TAKING OUT THE TWINS FOR A WALK !

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:26:17 GMT

clipped by: jt3600
clipper's remarks: No ! No ! my aerol eye's are down here today and a amazing beautiful brown too. Here' looking at you folks !

Clip Source: pokedandprodded.health.com

Bare Your Breasts on “Go Topless Day” This Saturday!

Every Sunday, weather permitting, the guy down the street mows his lawn without his shirt on—and nobody gets their panties in a bunch about it. But if I stripped off my Dunder Mifflin T-shirt while clipping the hedge? There’d probably be a cop car and the crew from America’s Most Frightening Videos in my driveway faster than you can say “put on a pair of pasties.”

The feminist in me feels that just isn’t fair. If baring chests in public is legal, then it should be legal for everyone—especially since I’ve seen many a shirtless man who has far bigger boobs than I do.

GoTopless.org agrees with me. Members of the organization (started by Rael, the spiritual leader who claims to have been visited by aliens…but that’s another story) believe that as long as men can go topless, women should have the same right.

The Greatest Joker Halloween Costume from Batman The Dark Knight Movie

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:07:29 GMT

clipped by: Rocky Harris

Clip Source: rusway.typepad.com

The Greatest Joker Halloween Costume from Batman The Dark Knight Movie 2008

"Ooh! Wanna play? Come On the Joker says!" I 'm gonna hurt Batman this Halloween if I see him!

You're unstoppably mad Joker, an this city is at the mercy of your Joker madness! But the Batman Dark Knight is hot on your heels, Joker! This Joker costume includes a horrific Joker mask, the bizarre purple coat, a screen printed shirt made to look like the infamous dress shirt, vest, and tie; all adding up to that crazy businessman look you've got going on Mr. Joker!

Tags: halloween costume, online halloween costume, halloween costume ideas, joker, batman, dark knight

Invictus's Clipmarks Shirt in Second Life...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:50:33 GMT

clipped by: einbar

Clip Source: www.flickr.com

DNCC tickets wrap Obama in upside down flag

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:03:20 GMT

clipped by: n2sooners

Clip Source: hotair.com

Maybe the DNCC has kept track of the polling this summer and figures the Democratic nominee is officially in distress. That’s the only explanation for a silly gaffe by the convention committee for the graphics on their credentials for those allowed to see Barack Obama’s acceptance speech at Invesco Field. The holographic image uses an American flag motif with the blue field at the bottom, with Obama’s head emerging from it in one of the two alternating images

the Obama campaign says the flag is not upside down. He says it is a stylized flag designed to blend the stars on Senator Obama’s shirt with the flag blowing in the wind.

Yes — a flag blowing upside-down. The DNCC would not even admit they used a flag:

The DNCC community credentials incorporate patriotic design elements. They do not depict an actual American flag.

Blue field …. check. Stars …. check. Alternating white and red stripes …. check. Looks like the flag to me.

Update: Maybe the DNCC got the motif from their last nominee:

Tags: obama, election, democrats, politics

Great Childrens Joker Halloween Costume from Batman The Dark Knight 2008 Movie

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:06:36 GMT

clipped by: Rocky Harris

Clip Source: rusway.typepad.com

Great Childrens Joker Halloween Costume from Batman The Dark Knight 2008 Movie

The crown prince of crime the Joker is here to reek havoc on Batman this Halloween!
Great Joker costume from the Dark Knight movie for the kids this Halloween.

You're unstoppably mad Mr. Joker, and Gotham City is at your mercy! Batman the dreaded Dark Knight is hot on your trail, Joker! This childs costume includes the horrific Joker mask, a printed shirt that looks like The Joker's dress shirt, Joker vest and tie, and of course, the trademark Joker bizarre purple coat!

Tags: halloween costume, online halloween costume, halloween costume ideas, joker, batman, dark knight, kids, child

"plugs & ports" T-shirt

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:26:33 GMT

clipped by: laptopdj2

Clip Source: gadgets.boingboing.net

"AV" T-shirt covers your back in plugs and ports

Although it commits the sin of putting the most interesting graphics on the back, the "AV" T-shirt by Olly Moss must be forgiven considering its subject matter: a full range of audio and video inputs spread wide across your back. It's cute, but I must resist, even at $20 — I'd never be able to stop thinking about how much better it would look on the front of the shirt. Plus I wouldn't be able to practice plugging in component cables to my nipples.

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Tags: t-shirt, funny, cool

Spoons

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:03:15 GMT

clipped by: swampfoxz
clipper's remarks: instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use
the spoon."

Clip Source: www.avolites.org.uk

Spoons.

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making

Tags: spoons

T-Shirt Shop from the U.S.A.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:06:59 GMT

clipped by: YFHarry
clipper's remarks: have a look at this!

Clip Source: www.cafepress.com

BLAME MY PARENTS

Tags: shop, shirt, faye

The Next American President is Soooo Dreamy!

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:57:57 GMT

clipped by: dulios
clipper's remarks: John McCain, please keep your shirt ON.

Clip Source: www.huffingtonpost.com

Unusual inventions

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:11:55 GMT

clipped by: milmufmas

Clip Source: www.humoric.net

» The RevoPower wheel

» Fish ‘n flush

» Crime Scene Towel

» Laser scissors

» Stair(book) case

» Funny hotel rooms

» Banana guard

» Transparent toaster

» The one-click butter cutter

» USBCELL - Batteries recharge through USB port

» Pet peek

» Shoes-wheel

» Traveler’s phrase book t-shirt

» Weight watch belt

» Stairs drawer

» Fish Bowl Book Ends

» Wheel-moving bench

» Toilet seat lifter

» Two head bottle

» Rounded computer keyboard

» The briefcase-toilet

» The double umbrella

...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:00:17 GMT

clipped by: pussycatdoll

Clip Source: punditkitchen.com

I live under an opressive government and all I got was this T-shirt.

Tags: china

CONING ART OR CON ARTIST ?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:54:21 GMT

clipped by: jt3600
clipper's remarks: So what is "ART" ? What if someone took a piece of crap stuck it to the walls framed it and called it art and let's say titled it "THE BUSH YEAR's !" I say he captured the moment !

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Art for art's sake

Is an unmade bed art? How about a saucy seaside postcard - or even a slogan T-shirt? It's art to the person who thinks it expresses their life, says Katharine Whitehorn.

wife "never batted an eye.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:14:27 GMT

clipped by: Imnclady

Clip Source: news.aol.com

Clare County man finds naked student in driveway

Kramer says he'd gone outside Tuesday night to unplug some decorative lights when he heard a female voice in the darkness saying she was lost and asking to use his phone.

he thought she was wearing shorts and a pink blouse, only to turn to look at her at the front door and say, "Oh my God, you got nothing on."

he gave the woman his T-shirt

they went inside,

the 65-year-old wondering why his wife didn't question him when he escorted the college student inside.

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. The information contained in the AP news report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press. Active hyperlinks have been inserted by AOL.

Tags: nature, party, student, college

Souvenir "authenticity" is a relative term

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:57:02 GMT

clipped by: madame travels
clipper's remarks:

"And all I got was this deconstructionist text", AP, April 23, 2003 (Jim Heintz)

Clip Source: www.vagablogging.net

"To academics and freelance philosophers who theorize about the difficulty of achieving authenticity in the postmodern world, the souvenir T-shirt is seen as the ultimate defilement. To wear one means you had the money to see the sights of the world, but not enough wit to do anything other than stare vacantly at them and then wander off in search of a cheeseburger. To them, I say, ''No way.'' In fact, a superficially simple T-shirt is a complex weave of symbols and implications. Travelers hanker for a genuine, unique ethnic experience, but that's increasingly elusive in a globalized world where you can get good Chinese food in Iceland and Icelandic food in Tbilisi, Georgia. A T-shirt, however, is inarguably authentic: Fat chance that an ''I [Heart] Slovenia'' T-shirt would have been purchased anywhere but that country. True, you could also purchase an equally authentic Slovenian peasant outfit, but you're unlikely to wear that to the supermarket back home."
--Jim Heintz,

La Tomatina - tomato fighting festival

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:03:14 GMT

clipped by: hitchhiker08
clipper's remarks: 'Ketchup' with you later ...is the catch phrase. Fun intended!

Clip Source: www.odditycentral.com

La Tomatina - tomato fighting festival

If you’re one of those people that loved starting food fights in the school cafeteria, you’re going to love La Tomatina festival. every year, on the last Wednesday of August, thousands of people gather on the streets of Bunol, Spain and throw over one hundred metric tons of tomatoes at each-other. Tradition says the tomato fight of La Tomatina is supposed to begin when someone manages to climb up a two-story high greased wooden pole and grab a piece of ham, but since that takes forever the battle starts all of a sudden.

During La Tomatina people just come at you and tear the shirt right off you, even if you’re a woman so don’t act all surprised or scared. The whole tomato battle lasts for an hour aftewhich everyone goes to Bunol River to wash up. If any stragglers are still on the streets after the fight, the locals are more than happy to hose them down.

La Tomatina helps keep the towns streets clean through the acid properties of the tomatoes.

Tags: tomatoes, festival, ritual, spain