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A "Christian" Cure for Homosexuality

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:20:00 GMT

clipped by: abailart
clipper's remarks: Bastards.

"How many of you are in need of some hope here tonight?” A murmur passes through the dark auditorium, pleasing the man with the microphone. Heads nod. “How many of you are at the end of your rope?” he continues. “How many are ready for an encounter with the Lord?” The man on stage, dressed in chinos and a crisp white shirt, is Alan Chambers. The clean-cut, married father of two is the leader of Exodus International, an organisation that believes it can help people to “find freedom from homosexuality through the love of Jesus Christ”.

“Am I in denial?” he asks. “Absolutely. I live a life of denial and I love it. I didn't choose my same-sex feelings but I do choose how I'm going to steward them. Freedom is possible.” At Exodus people are not gay; they “struggle with same-sex attraction” (SSA).

“The opposite of homosexuality is not heterosexuality,” says Chambers, sagely. “It's holiness.”

Tags: heathens

Cutting & Masturbation

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:44:47 GMT

clipped by: papaziar
clipper's remarks: Interesting perspective.

If you're offende, do not emeil me. Deal withit.

Clip Source: schweetie.deviantart.com

"Like Masturbation"

Tabby Moore (2004-11-11)

Cutting is like masturbation.
More people do it then you know,
and no one really ever admits to it.
Afterwards, you feel better or worse,
and you always ask yourself "why?"
Masturbation is like cutting.
It's self violation and not fully gratifying.
Afterwards, you just wash the evidence away,
and you always feel more tired for some reason.
Are cutters sexually frustrated,
or are masturbators masochists?
Cutting is like masturbation.
You do it to yourself.

Tags: cutting, masturbation, sex

Why Do People Smoke After Having Sex?

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:48:32 GMT

clipped by: debbyski
clipper's remarks: "On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said. Later he offered her a cigarette. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said again.

On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there. "Okay," she replied.

"What will you tell your Sunday school class?" he asked, shocked.

"The same thing I always tell them: 'You do not have to drink or smoke to have a good time.'"

That's my motto

Clip Source: www.answerbag.com

I cant figure it out!

Because smoking during sex could be quite dangerous.

Answer originally posted in response to Why do smokers, always have a smoke after sex?

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Too much friction? ; )

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Because the last one has almost burned away and does not taste too good.

Answer originally posted in response to Why do smokers, always have a smoke after sex?

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It's one of the only places left the anti-smoking Nazi brigade haven't banned it..... yet! Now excuse me while I just light up....

Answer originally posted in response to Why do smokers, always have a smoke after sex?

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Having experienced the "little death" we are chasing the big one.

Answer originally posted in response to Why do smokers, always have a smoke after sex?

Clip Source: www.answerbag.com

For the same reason they have a sit down and a smoke after mowing the lawn. It is a self-reward after an accomplished job, even if it was a pleasurable job.

Answer originally posted in response to Why do smokers, always have a smoke after sex?

Brits Value Sex And In-Laws

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:23:35 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken
clipper's remarks: Okaaay... if the Brits are not uptight and there's a market for it, then why no plans for a service for homosexuals? Especially if they're looking for new market opportunities?

Hmm. Naaah, Brits are uptight. Study or not. *LOL*

Clip Source: www.reuters.com

Being too tired for sex is less of a problem for married Britons than for U.S. or Australian couples

Brits place more importance on agreeing on how to handle their in-laws

married people in Britain are also more satisfied with how they share household chores and how much time they spend together.

stereotypes of uptight Britons sleeping in separate beds were outdated. "Research indicates that British people have moved beyond that."

U.S. couples tend to laugh together, exchange ideas and confide in each other more and kiss more

They also have more arguments, get on each others' nerves more and talk about divorce more

Australians report most overall happiness with their marriages

EHarmony specializes in matching heterosexual singles

matched by

algorithms

Clip Source: www.reuters.com

Religion as a self-select is much less important in the UK than the U.S.

the company would consider starting a service for homosexuals

"We are always looking for new market opportunities" -- but had no current plans to do so.

California Prop. 8 gains momentum

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:08:39 GMT

clipped by: iulawboy
clipper's remarks: There is much work yet to be done in securing the right to marry for same sex couples. Please think about contributing to the No on Prop 8 campaign here -- http://www.noonprop8.com/home

Clip Source: cbs5.com

A new CBS 5 poll finds that California's Proposition 8 has picked up support in the wake of a television ad campaign that features footage of San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom proclaiming same-sex marriage is here to stay "whether you like it or not."

According to the poll, likely California voters overall now favor passage of Proposition 8 by a five-point margin, 47 percent to 42 percent. Ironically, a CBS 5 poll eleven days prior found a five-point margin in favor of the measure's opponents.

The only demographic group to significantly change their views during this period were younger voters — considered the hardest to poll and the most unpredictable voters — who now support the measure after previously opposing it.

the pollster continued to label the race too close to call

Those in the Inland Empire and the Central Valley continue to back Proposition 8, while those in the Bay Area remain opposed. Those in the greater Los Angeles area also remained largely split.

Tags: california, gay marriage, same sex marriage, marriage equality, prop. 8

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:29:59 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: Wooooooooo

Clip Source: news.softpedia.com

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

Enlarge picture

We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!

it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

But the huge penis is not a blessing.

He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers.

Tags: news

Sara Palin's 9 most Disturbing Beliefs

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:25:44 GMT

clipped by: debbyski

Clip Source: www.alternet.org

AlterNet has compiled a list of Palin's most shocking beliefs, ranging from her positions on the economy to her views on reproductive rights. This list has nothing to do with her personal life, her looks or her gender. It's the stuff that voters need to know: what Sarah Palin really believes.

1. Despite problems at home, Sarah Palin does not believe in giving teenagers information about sex.

To state the very obvious, it is not a good thing when teenagers have unprotected sex. And U.S. teens appear to have unprotected sex a lot: The United States has some of the highest rates of teen pregnancy in the industrialized world, and 1 in 4 American teen girls has an STI.

2. Sarah Palin believes the U.S. Army is on a mission from God.

Clip Source: www.alternet.org

4. Who's really not in favor of clean water? Sarah Palin.

5. Sarah Palin calls herself a reformer, but on earmarks and the "Bridge to Nowhere," she is a hypocrite.

Clip Source: www.alternet.org

9. Sarah Palin doesn't think much of community activism; she'd much rather play insider political games.

Besides Sex - Why Do Men Cheat?

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:22:45 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken
clipper's remarks: One in three!!

Clip Source: www.cnn.com

Besides sex -- other reasons men cheat

In a new study conducted by marriage counselor M. Gary Neuman, it's estimated that one in 2.7 men will cheat -- and most of their wives will never know about it.

Gary surveyed hundreds of faithful and cheating husbands to uncover the real reason some men stray.

What's the number one reason men cheat? Ninety-two percent of men said it wasn't primarily about the sex.

"The majority said it was an emotional disconnection, specifically a sense of feeling underappreciated. A lack of thoughtful gestures," Gary says. "Men are very emotional beings. They just don't look like that. Or they don't seem like that. Or they don't tell you that."

"We get married because we want one person in the world to really think we're wonderful for doing all the things that we do. We all want the same thing," he says.

How often do men confess to cheating on before being caught?

Only 7 percent

The question

that you have to face, and this is hard for a woman: Do you want to know?"

Palin - disgusting

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:02:56 GMT

clipped by: ckelly181

Clip Source: www.rollingstone.com

The truly disgusting thing about Sarah Palin isn't that she's totally unqualified, or a religious zealot, or married to a secessionist, or unable to educate her own daughter about sex, or a fake conservative who raised taxes and horked up earmark millions every chance she got. No, the most disgusting thing about her is what she says about us: that you can ram us in the ass for eight solid years, and we'll not only thank you for your trouble, we'll sign you up for eight more years, if only you promise to stroke us in the right spot for a few hours around election time.

Must be important to know butts!

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:08:32 GMT

clipped by: dmccluredvm
clipper's remarks: I'd know that *ss anywhere......

Clip Source: www.newscientist.com

Chimps can recognise friends by their behinds

They showed a chimp, first, a photo of a chimp's behind, including genitals, then the faces of two chimps, both of the same sex as that behind. Each of three male and three female chimps were able to make the correct face-with-behind pairing with a probability significantly higher than chance.

Journal reference: Advanced Science Letters (DOI:10.1166/asl.2008.006)

Tags: chimp, recognition, cognition

Sheep shagging is to blame for Britain's moral decline

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:55:05 GMT

clipped by: JohnWaterman

Clip Source: blog.newhumanist.org.uk

It's official: sheep shagging is to blame for Britain's moral decline

Sorry, that was gratuitous. But it's not every day you get to use that phrase on the New Humanist blog. Therefore I'm thankful to The Most Rev Peter Akinola, Primate of Nigeria, who in a speech to the General Synod of the Church of Nigeria hit out at "the disturbing level of moral decadence and spiritual degradation eating deep into the soul of western societies."

And what did he use to illustrate this? Well, on top of the usual suspects like the breakdown of marriage and increasing teenage promiscuity, he also whipped out this gem:

"As if these are not bad enough, only last week the Tell magazine [a Nigerian publication] reported in its 36th edition on page 12 that a 27-year-old man was arrested for having sex with a sheep in Dulwich, south-east London."

It's true, this incident did happen. And before you start laughing, such incidents are killing our society. Okay?

Did Sarah Palin have an affair?

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 23:34:10 GMT

clipped by: Spiritualmonkey
clipper's remarks: When The National Enquirer reported on John Edwards' affair:
-They were right
-Conservatives crowed about how the NI had a gang of lawyers who vetted everything they publish.

Now TNI is reporting that they have sworn affidavits saying Sarah Palin had an affair with her "First Dude's" business partner.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

Did Sarah Palin Have An Affair?

Watch more at http://www.theyoungturks.com

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Tags: sarah-palin, sex, journalism, the-young-turks, video, adultery, elections

Good Dad

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:47:55 GMT

clipped by: Antara
clipper's remarks: She is a lucky girl

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

Indiana Father Kills Sex Offender Who Broke Into Home

INDIANAPOLIS — A convicted sex offender died Sunday during a struggle with a father who found the naked man in or near his 17-year-old daughter's bedroom, police said.

Police responding to a call from the city's northwest side about 3:20 a.m. found 64-year-old Robert McNally on the hallway floor with his arm around the neck of 52-year-old David T. Meyers, who was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police spokesman Sgt. Matthew Mount said Meyers had a heart condition and may have had a heart attack. An autopsy was planned.

Police said Meyers was naked except for a mask and latex gloves and had entered the home through a window near the girl's bedroom with rope, condoms and a knife. He was familiar with the home's layout because it belonged to a relative, police said.

The girl awoke and screamed when she saw the man in her room, police said. The father responded and struggled with the intruder while the girl's mother phoned 911.

Tags: sex offenders, justice, whew

RedHeads Have More Sex

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:22:24 GMT

clipped by: debbyski
clipper's remarks: Well, I DO have red undertones *LOL*

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany.

The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.

He said: "The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation."

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: "Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better."

Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads.

Surprising McCain Support From College Dropouts and Drug Addicts

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:33:09 GMT

clipped by: slappywhyte
clipper's remarks: Rush, Hannity, Cindy McCain, Newt, etc

Clip Source: megasizzle.com

Surprising McCain Support from College Dropouts and Drug Addicts

Contrary to popular expectation, John McCain has received strong support from some unlikely groups: College Dropouts, Drug Addicts, Embezzlers, Adulterers, and Possible Sex Offenders:

College Dropout:
Nevada Brothel Patron:

Drug Addict:
College Dropout:
Multiple Failed Marriages:
Possible Dominican Republic Sex Offender:

Drug Addict:
Upgrade from Ailing 1st Wife:
Thief/Embezzler from her own Charity:

Divorced Ailing 1st Wife:
Multiple Marriages:
Adulterer:

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Tags: mccain, john mccain, obama, 2008 election, rush limbaugh, sean hannity, cindy mccain, newt gingrich