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Let God strike the Obamaites in their secret parts

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:56:20 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar
clipper's remarks: True event, comedic take.

As much as I love your idea of using the power of imprecatory prayer to ask God to deluge Barack Obama's acceptance speech with a vengeful rebuke of hellish lightening and stinging rain, it's not an adequate response to the threat he and his followers represent. After all, this is a man who is hell bent on taking our white women. God's response should be commensurate with the crime.

Let us, instead, ask God to punish Obama and his followers with the same curse He levied upon the ancient Philistines of Ashdod, Gath, and Bethshemesh. Yes, let us ask the Lord to smite them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts.

It'll be a hell of a lot more effective than a little lightning or rain. And as I'm sure you know, it's nearly impossible to concentrate on taking white women when your ass is ragged and bleeding.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen, JC Christian, patriot

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Tags: jesus, general, far right, wingnuts, blasphemers, politics

Comprehensive Illustrated Bible.

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:44:51 GMT

clipped by: vandamonium

Clip Source: www.thebricktestament.com

The world's largest, most comprehensive illustrated Bible.

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Genesis
Garden of Eden, Cain and Abel, The Flood, Sodom & Gomorrah...
37 stories with 568 illustrations

Exodus
Burning Bush, Plague of Frogs, Ten Commandments, The Golden Calf...
31 stories with 431 illustrations

Wilderness
The Fire of Yahweh, Moses and Aaron Doomed, God Sends Snakes...
25 stories with 271 illustrations

The Law
Settling Disputes, Sexual Discharges, Homosexuality, Prisoners of War...
33 stories with 227 illustrations

Joshua
Crossing of the Jordan, Massacre of Jericho, Twenty-Two Kingdons Massacred...
14 stories with 185 illustrations

Judges
Jerusalem Massacred, 120,000 Midianites Killed, Samson and Delilah...
39 stories with 435 illustrations

King Saul
Philistines Capture the Ark, Saul Becomes King, David Decapitates Goliath...
26 stories with 288 illustrations

The Teachings of Jesus
On Love, On Forgiveness, On Wealth, On Lust, On Divorce...
18 stories with 103 illustrations

Battle of Michmash

Sat, 10 May 2008 13:02:41 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: picasaweb.google.com

Tags: religion, philistines, israel, men of ephraim, map

Children at work

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:32:34 GMT

clipped by: Rashid Malik
clipper's remarks: The grown ups were busy making those children.

Clip Source: jo-kes.blogspot.com

At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Mr. Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.

"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."

"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt, "So, what's your question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin'?"

Tags: humor, jokes, kids jokes

Arab-Israel Conflict

Mon, 14 May 2007 23:47:06 GMT

clipped by: davboz

Clip Source: www.dafka.org

1. Nationhood and Jerusalem - Israel became a nation in the 14th century B.C.E. Two thousand years before the rise of Islam.

For over 3,000 years, Jerusalem has been the Jewish capital. Jerusalem has never been the capital of any Arab or Muslim entity. Even when the Jordanians occupied Jerusalem , they never sought to make it their capital

To portray themselves as indigenous, Arab settlers adopted the name of an ancient Mediterranean tribe, the Philistines ("Invaders" in Hebrew), that disappeared out over almost 3000 years ago. The connection between this tribe and modern day Arabs is nil. Romans, in order to conceal their shame and anger with rebellious regions, changed the references to Judea and Samaria by naming them Palestine

11. A travel guide to Palestine and Syria was published in 1906 by Karl Baedeker; The book estimated the total population of Jerusalem at 60,000, of whom 7,000 were Muslims, 13,000 were Christians and 40,000 were Jews.

Tags: israel, palestine

Jimmy Carter: Jew-Hater, Genocide-Enabler, Liar

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:20:55 GMT

clipped by: n2sooners
clipper's remarks: A bit harsh if you ask me, but there are some good facts in the article. Especially the part of how Israel was set up. Many seem to think the UN just took some land from the Arabs and moved a bunch of Jews there, but it just didn't happen quite like that.

Clip Source: www.frontpagemag.com

Even as Islamic Hitlerites gather in Iran to deny the first Holocaust of the Jews and to plot the second, former president Jimmy Carter tours America with a new book that describes Jews as racists and oppressors, and suggests they are also a conspiratorial mafia that intimidates “critics,” controls America’s media and war policy, and are therefore also the source of Islamic terrorism and the Arabs’ genocidal campaign to eliminate them from the map of the Middle East.

In other words, Americans beware of the Jew in your midst.

It is a lie that Palestinians “had their own land, first of all, occupied.” This is like saying that Texans had their own land occupied by Hispanics, ignoring the fact that Hispanics were there first. The very word Palestine is a Roman appellation for the people called Philistines, who were not Arabs but red-haired sailors from the Aegean. The Jews were there as well.

In short, first of all the Jews were in the land before the Arabs.

Second of all, the Arabs who inhabited the Palestine Mandate in 1948, at the time of the creation the state of Israel, considered themselves Syrians.

Third, the Palestine Mandate was not created on land taken from the Syrians or the Arabs. It was taken from the Turks.

It was not taken from the Turks by the Jews, but by the British and the French. They took it because Turkey sided with Germany in the First World War and, of course, lost. The Turkish empire had ruled the entire region including Syrian, Lebanon, Iraq and Jordan for four hundred years before Syria, Lebanon, Iraq and Jordan were artificially created by the English and the French. Jordan – a state whose majority is Palestinian – occupies 80% of the Palestine Mandate.

So it is a preposterous lie to say that the Palestinians had their own land and that it was occupied by the Jews.

Tags: politics, israel, palestine, jimmy carter