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Sesame Street 40th season : Include Cameron Diaz,Eva Longoria,Hugh Jackman,Michelle Obama

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:41:22 GMT

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Sesame Street 40th season : Include Cameron Diaz,Eva Longoria,Hugh Jackman,Michelle Obama

Jake Gyllenhaal, and several other famous, faces will guest-feature on the upcoming 40th season of kids’ show Sesame Street.The other stars who will appear on the 40th season include; Cameron Diaz, Adam Sandler, Eva Longoria, Ricky Gervais, Paul Rudd, Christina Applegate, Hugh Jackman, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Matthew Fox, and Michelle Obama.

Celebrity Look Alike Sperm!

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:12:02 GMT

clipped by: sweetsistermary
clipper's remarks: Yeah, but what if I want my kid to look like Angelina Jolie?

Clip Source: www.cnn.com

A Los Angeles, California, sperm bank links to photos of celebrities who resemble existing donors in a Web feature called Donor Look-a-Likes. This attempts to give clients an idea of what the anonymous sperm donors look like.

Donor Look-a-Likes helps answer the would-be clients' most frequently asked question about their donors, which is who do they look like, said California Cryobank's communications manager, Scott Brown.

"The goal was not to say you can have a baby that looks like Bob Saget," Brown said. "The goal was to say this donor happens to resemble this celebrity."

The site offers a search function with donors who sperm bank staff believe resemble actors such as Aaron Eckhart, Jake Gyllenhaal, Errol Flynn and a "young" Russell Crowe (versus the current Russell Crowe, who is 45). Donor Look-a-Likes are not limited to thespians -- the sperm bank's vast Web search includes Tom Brokaw, Tiger Woods, Stephen Colbert, Lance Bass and Adam Carolla.

zipper rippers: women write gay male romance novels for women

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:34:13 GMT

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clipper's remarks: a new genre?

Clip Source: www.citypaper.com

Books

Zipper Rippers

Women write gay male romance novels for women

The movie version of Brokeback Mountain is credited with ushering in this twist. Beecroft's publisher, Running Press, wrote in the book's publicity material, "The success of 2005's Brokeback Mountain demonstrated the lure of the subject for a female audience." Or maybe it demonstrated the lure of Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger. Informal polls of straight women in the Baltimore/Washington area--i.e. conversations at parties attended by this writer--revealed that they loved the movie, but didn't feel aroused by it. Watching seemed to engage less of their imagination and stoke more sympathy than empathy. But reading requires imagination, which brings the reader's personal experience to bear, and this may provide False Colors with the opportunity to connect and arouse in a way that Brokeback Mountain didn't.

Tags: gay romance novels for women

Bad movie nude scenes

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 11:36:51 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead
clipper's remarks: "...many a nude scene has been made that intentionally or not, lands so far on the opposite end of the spectrum from sexy that our offended eyes never want to see another naked body again."

Clip Source: www.seattlepi.com

Old School

Will Ferrell's love of his flabby, pasty bare buttocks

Borat
Exposure: Borat and Azamat wrestling over "Pameela," "au naturel."
Hands down and trousers off arguably the most sickening, psychologically damaging, and furry spectacle of movie nudity ever unleashed. EVER.

The Reader

Somehow the first-time, full-frontal bathtub foreplay between the 15-year-old boy and 30-year old woman isn't as seductive as you'd expect.

Casino Royale

Testicle torture in the buff.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Fat Bastard in his hairy, blubbery birthday suit is scarring.

Jarhead

A pumped Jake Gyllenhaal + thong + Santa hat +

The Shining

Perhaps the scariest thing Jack ever encountered in Room 237 -- a hottie turned hag before his eyes.

(Exactly what I imagine might happen if Madonna's cosmetic enhancements abruptly vanished and nature resumed its course.)

Bad Lieutenant

Everything you didn't want to know about Harvey Keitel's anatomy, again.

Tags: entertainment, movies, idiots, humor

A POSH REALITY SHOW? MAJOR!

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:21:06 GMT

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A Posh Reality Show? Major!

Victoria Beckham has been approached by Fox to host her own fashion reality TV show. Posh would travel around America — some small, "backwater" towns — finding style-challenged people, and giving them fashion make-overs. Geek to chic! [Marie Claire]

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon went to a play in New York on Sunday, but spent the whole time texting. Rude! [Page Six]

Though he's been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, Patrick Swayze's doctor says he "has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far." [People]

Demi Moore is on the cover of Bazaar and talks about her relationship with Ashton Kutcher inside: "People made such a fuss about it. You would have thought the world had never seen it before. Age wasn't what I was thinking about, but to the rest of the world it was a very big deal." [Perez Hilton]

Demi's family portrait is hot. [People]

Tags: posh

Jake Gyllenhaal

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:59:43 GMT

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Tags: boys, pictures

Resse and Jake getting married?

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:15:42 GMT

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From what we here, Reese Witherspoon is ready to marry Jake Gyllenhaal, but Jake isn't at that point yet. He's still pretty upset and shaken up over his parents' divorce, and a wedding

is the last thing on his mind.

Who are you, Topanga from Boy Meets World? Quit being such a vag, Jake.

Tags: reesewitherspoon, jakegyllenhaal

Reese and Jake bear DOG fight !

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:22:27 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s dogs do not get alongwell. Recently both have started having a strange problem.

Their lives had turned
miserable.
The repeated
occurrence of the dog fights were
literally becoming
unbearable.

Reese has a Bulldog and her boyfriend Jake has a German Shepherd.

Clip Source: celeb9.com

Tags: jake gyllenhaal, reese witherspoon

Sportsillustrated Bikini Model Ana beatriz Barros

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:30:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Yup,she's definitely swampfoxz.

Clip Source: www.swampfoxz.com

Sportsillustrated Bikini Model Ana beatriz Barros

The one thing I’m absolutely obsessed with lately is …
Workouts. I’m working out four times a week at home with my trainer. I do pilates and yoga; a lot of different exercises and I’m obsessed with it.
On a quiet, rainy day I usually …
Stay home and watch a movie with my friends or family in New York. Usually some good movie that is out. The last one was The Illusionist. I like Ed Norton. He’s a great actor.
If I were giving a tour of my home, the one place I wouldn’t show anyone is

I love my house. I’m so clean. I want everyone to see everything.
I feel a secret connection with …
Jake Gyllenhaal. It’s not a crush — it’s a connection. I think he’s really hot. Yeah, I can see myself with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Tags: sportsillustrated, bikini, model, ana beatriz barros

Jake Gyllenhaal Crowned Prince of Persia!

Sun, 25 May 2008 23:15:46 GMT

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Jake Gyllenhaal Crowned Prince of Persia!

BrokeBack Mountain Star Cast in Upcoming Jerry Bruckheimer Epic (*)

"Rather than do a straight beat-for-beat adaptation of the new videogame, we're taking some cool elements from the game and using them to craft a new story - much as 'Pirates' [of the Caribbean] did with the theme park ride."

(*) Shooting is due to start either by Mid June or Early July in London and Morocco respectively at The Legendary British PineWood Studio's and at Moroccan film Company Studio's Dunes Films ( The Mummy, The Mummy Returns).

Tags: prince of persia, jake gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal is the Prince of Persia...

Wed, 21 May 2008 07:52:29 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal is dreamy...but I can't see him as the Prince of Persia. I must say, he did look really good in Jarhead

Now the guy from the Mummy looks just about right. (I didn't know people still used geocities these days.)

Clip Source: kotaku.com

Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal Is The Prince Of Persia

Chalk one up for Latino Review! The movie site totally called Jake Gyllenhaal nabbing the leading role of Dastan in the Jerry Bruckheimer produced movie adaptation of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. Also confirmed to appear is Gemma Arterton as Tamina, a "feisty and exotic princess" according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Mike Newell is directing the Prince of Persia film based on the 2003 entry, with shooting planned to kick off this Summer. Perhaps the most interesting thing about this story is that I knew how to correctly spell "Gyllenhaal," something I would have preferred to look up rather than dedicate memory to.

Jake Gyllenhaal crowned 'Prince of Persia' [The Hollywood Reporter]

Tags: prince of persia, entertainment, gaming, movies

Grow a Beard to Save During Recession

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:29:59 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Recession survival tips from UFO aliens

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Earthlings, stop shaving and save money. Beards are tres chic right now. Brauk and I are quite jealous because we aliens cannot grow beards. The above picture is me with a beard wig - but tell no one.

Beards have recently sprouted on the chins of Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck, George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Emile Hirsch, Samuel L. Jackson, David Letterman, Chuck Norris (always had one) and Conan O'Brien.

Grow a Beard: It's the Recession, Stupid

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:19:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Tips on how to survive the recession from UFO aliens

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Tags: ufo, alien, recession, tip, budget, beard, save, money, razors

Depraved Hate Group Plan To Picket Heath Ledger's Funeral

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:25:29 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The Church, which has been classified by the Southern Poverty Law Centre as a “hate group”, also planned to hold a demonstration outside of the upcoming Academy Awards ceremony.

Clip Source: www.news.com.au

Gay coyboys ... Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain / Supplied

The controversial Westboro Baptist Church (WBC), a Kansas-based congregation infamous for its demonstrations outside funerals for US soldiers killed in Iraq, issued a homophobic statement which said the Australian actor, who was found dead yesterday, was “now in hell”.

“God hates the sordid, tacky bucket of slime seasoned wit h vomit known as Brokeback Mountain – and He hates all persons having anything to whatsoever to do with it.

“Heath Ledger is now in Hell, and has begun serving his eternal sentence there.”

In a later interview, church spokeswoman Shirley Phelps-Roper told Fox News that the demonstrations would be limited to memorial services held in the US.

“He got on that big screen with a big, fat message: God is a liar and it’s OK to be gay,” Ms Phelps-Roper said.

“WBC will picket this pervert’s funeral, in religious protest,” the statement said.

Tags: heath ledger, australian, westboro baptist church, hate group, homophobia, picket funerals, us soldiers

Rank the Top Ang Lee Movies

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:07:54 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Rank movies directed by Ang Lee.

Clip Source: www.toprankd.com

Rank'em

Forum

1	Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
		Movie Action (2000) Rated: PG-13 Director: Ang Lee Actors: Chow Yun-Fat, Michelle Yeoh, Zhang Ziyi

6

2	Brokeback Mountain
		Movie Drama (2005) Rated: R Director: Ang Lee Actors: Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Randy Quaid

7

3	Hulk
		Movie Action (2003) Rated: PG-13 Director: Ang Lee Actors: Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly

8

4

9

5

10

Tags: rank directors, ang lee, top, best, movies