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Like My New Perfume?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:19:39 GMT

clipped by: chestnut501
clipper's remarks: Eau de humanity

It’s called “Delirious,” essence of rotting leaves with just a hint of dead squirrel. The saleslady at Macy’s spritzed me with some, and I just had to have it!

Tags: animals, cats, humor, pets, dogs, funny

why dogs hate halloween

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:16:29 GMT

clipped by: sussane
clipper's remarks: just funny dogs halloween photos

Clip Source: itshumour.blogspot.com

Why dogs hate Halloween

Tags: photos, humor, funny

A Very Touching Puppy Story

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:13:46 GMT

clipped by: murieleileen

Clip Source: www.emofree.com

From our Inspiration Files

Others at Their Best

There was a family whose dog gave birth to twelve puppies. They ran an ad in the newspaper when the puppies were old enough to be given away. The ad said, "Free to a good home. Adorable puppies."

After several weeks, only a few of the puppies had been given away. So, they tried a different tactic. They ran a second ad which said, "Free to a good home. One very ugly puppy and eight pretty ones."

In two days, they gave away the ugly puppy nine times. Have you noticed that the world is full of caring people, always ready to assist the underdog? When we view people as naturally helpful, they often live up to our expectations.

by: Steve Goodier

This story courtesy of http://www.homeholidaysfamilyandfun.com

Tags: dogs, puppies, animals, heartwarming, inspirational, free, humor

Man's best friend has his limits.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:58:44 GMT

clipped by: EddieIsSteady

Clip Source: www.aircraftresourcecenter.com

Man's best friend has his limits!

You want me to do what?

(The look on this dog's face is priceless) .

Clip Source: www.aircraftresourcecenter.com

Tags: dogs, humor

"An outgoing, confident, people-loving dog that puts his heart & soul into everything he does."

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:16:51 GMT

clipped by: Lexica
clipper's remarks: More:

"That includes climbing into your lap, digging out of an inadequately fenced yard, competing in canine agility trials or just following you around the house," Reynolds said. "Intelligence, determination, trainability and a good sense of humor are the hallmarks of the breed."

Pit bulls may be crazy about people, but that's not always the case with other dogs. "They're terriers, and like all terriers, aggression towards other animals is not uncommon," she cautioned. "And like all dogs, pit bulls and their owners need training to become a good people/dog ambassador team."

The reality is that even pit bulls from known fighting backgrounds, covered in fight scars, often turn out to be complete sweethearts -- even with other dogs. One of the best-known examples of this is Hector, a squirming, face-kissing bundle of love who is a certified therapy dog today, but started out his life as a fighter at Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels.

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Pit bulls and pit bull mixes are the most common dogs killed in many shelters because no one will adopt them.

far too many of these dogs are rejected

because the potential adopter doesn't actually see the dog sitting in front of him. Instead, he sees the idea of the dog he has in his head.

There's no more maligned type of dog than the vast and diverse group of dogs known, rightly or wrongly, as "pit bulls."

the pit bull is not a single breed of dog, but a group of breeds and mixed breeds favored by dog fighters for their toughness, scrappiness, muscular bodies and willingness to fight with other dogs.

The "classic" or "real" American pit bull terrier is an outgoing, confident, people-loving dog that puts his heart and soul into everything he does.

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Lolo, a pit bull, was adopted from Oakland Animal Services

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Uba is another dog rescued from Michael Vick's dogfighting ring.

Clip Source: www.sfgate.com

Ernie was among the dogs seized in 2007 from Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennel.

Tags: dogs, pit-bulls, animal-shelters

The 7 Greatest Talking Animals Of All Time

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:07:28 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: supertremendous.com

The 7 Greatest Talking Animals Of All Time

#7 Goat Calls For His Mom - Losing track of your mom in public can be a traumatic experience, even for a goat.

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#6 Talking Raven Thinks Highly Of Himself - Yes it's true, Ravens sound more human than any other animal on this planet.

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#5 Pug Says "I Love You" - He can also say "I'm having a extremely hard time breathing through this face."

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#4 Talking Elepant Speaks Korean - You'd figure the world's largest land mammals would have something to say after all these years.

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#3 Talking Dog Wants His Momma - He doesn't really want his momma, he wants some Beggin' Strips ... you know, because dogs don't know it's not bacon.

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#2 "Oh Don Piano" Cat - It's amazing how much this cat actually sounds like Keith Richards.

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#1 Einstein The Amazing Talking Parrot - Einstein is basically the parrot version of Michael Winslow.

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Tags: animals, funny, bizarre, humor

Rules For Training Your Dog And Your Politicians

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 23:05:50 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: For example, a lot of people are trying to get different behaviors out of dogs and politicians by going to town hall meetings and yelling at them. Now, as Cesar would tell you, that is not a good strategy. While that might intimidate some of the more timid dogs and politicians, many of them will feed off that angry energy and only get more frantic, barking and calling everyone who disagrees with them racists and Klansmen.

As Cesar will tell you, dogs and politicians often act out because they don’t know what’s expected of them. To help with that, they need rules, boundaries, and limitations.

Politicians are the same way. Their rules, boundaries, and limitations are clearly defined in the Constitution [...]

For example, socialism is clearly not allowed, but politicians are constantly testing this boundary and often ignoring it entirely.

Why? We’re not always consistent about it. Consistency is important, but that’s not all there is to handling your dog or politician . . .

Clip Source: pajamasmedia.com

Cesar’s philosophy is that he rehabilitates dogs and trains people, because a dog’s behavior is really a reflection of its owner’s energy. In the same way, maybe there aren’t bad politicians, but instead, a politician’s behavior is a reflection of his voters. If voters learn to give off the right energy, then we can have calm, submissive, balanced politicians who do what they’re supposed to do.

See, with a dog, a person needs to be the pack leader so the dog knows whom it should follow. If no one acts like the leader, the dog will think it’s in charge and not listen to commands. Similarly, politicians need to be constantly reminded that the people are in charge. Otherwise, they’ll begin to think they’re in charge and not listen to people — and maybe even try to boss them around. So we all just need to learn how to show politicians that we are the pack leaders.

Tags: the dog whisperer cesar millan, dogs and politicians, guidelines for dogs and politicians, rules boundaries and limitations, satire/humor

Sleeping Positions of Dogs & Cats

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 11:27:45 GMT

clipped by: EddieIsSteady

Clip Source: funnyanid.googlepages.com

Sleeping Positions of Dogs & Cats

Get ready guys for some laughter

Tags: photography, pets, humor

Community Organizing for Me, But Not For Thee

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:05:27 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: Unfortunately they are joined in conspiracy by a well-financed network of unlicensed blogs and talk radio traitors, who exaggerate their numbers and percolate disinformation " even cleverly staged YouTube videos of an impostor President Obama saying "quotes"!

Do not fraternize with the capitalist running dogs; report them at once!

Clip Source: exurbanleague.com

Community organizing for me, but not for thee.

Linda Douglass, former impartial journalist and current Ministrix of Propaganda, has issued a citizen alert. Iowahawk has the details:

Greetings citizen! By now you may have heard scattered rumors of state and party officials encountering reactionary resistors at local health care reform information programs. Do not be alarmed, for our 5-year plan for citizen health proceeds without delay. Remain stalwart! The truth can be told at last, that these so-called "protests" are merely the desperate rear flank mob actions of dead-end bandits and saboteurs in the pay of enemy insurance agents.

Pay them no heed, for these outside agitators in no way represent any threat to our great patriotic push forward for increased citizen heathfulness! These well-dressed prep school gangsters of reaction seek only to frighten and demoralize and intimidate you, with their confusing "facts" and hob-nailed Sperry Topsiders.

Tags: humor, iowahawk, linda douglass ministrix of propaganda, politics, report fishy grassroot speech

Love the Depression Era Hot Dogs

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:18:52 GMT

clipped by: wiganfootie

Clip Source: www.eatdangerously.com

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Depression Era Hot Dogs with Sherry
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Spaghetti Pooch

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:52:03 GMT

clipped by: EddieIsSteady
clipper's remarks: Just too cute.

Clip Source: www.pokkisam.com

Don't watch me guys...

Tags: dogs, photography, humor

Fail Dogs

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:04:06 GMT

clipped by: merrie

Clip Source: faildogs.com

Must Have Shrank In Wash

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Windblown

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INTERCEPTION

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Dangerous Hot Dog

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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor

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Lonely Sailor Fail

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Princess ALWAYS In Another Castle

Tags: dogs, fail, humor

Caturday: Of Penquins and Dogs Edition

Sat, 16 May 2009 15:09:46 GMT

clipped by: ratilfar

Clip Source: icanhascheezburger.com

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Tags: caturday, cat, cats, kitten, lol, lolz, lolcats, humor, meme, pics

Clever illustrations from Glennz

Fri, 08 May 2009 23:24:32 GMT

clipped by: MJBGartner
clipper's remarks: I love the dogs

Clip Source: www.behance.net

Tags: design, art, illustration, humor, irony

Just because..

Thu, 07 May 2009 00:25:47 GMT

clipped by: bruxedo

Clip Source: evilbeetgossip.film.com

My dad just forwarded me an email about a debate going on between two churches in the Southern US about whether or not dogs can go to heaven. The best part? The debate is happening via their signs out front. I had to share it with you guys.

Tags: humor, church, signs