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The Truth About Cats And Dogs

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 06:15:59 GMT

clipped by: Jorjor

Clip Source: www.kirktoons.com

Tags: cats, dogs, democrats, republicans, humor, politics

Huh of the LOLcats

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:35:15 GMT

clipped by: CrazyRedHead

Clip Source: seattletimes.nwsource.com

When you LOL at silly pictures of cats with even sillier captions, Ben Huh laughs all the way to the bank.

Huh, a Seattle entrepreneur, has built a mini-empire on the unique brand of humor illustrated by the "LOLcats" craze: photos with captions punctuated by deliberately misspelled words and mangled phrases.

His network of eight Web sites, which includes I Can Has Cheezburger and I Can Has a Hot Dog, attracts 5 million users and 100 million page views a month.

Since buying I Can Has Cheezburger, Huh has added companion sites devoted to dogs, politics and really bad translations of English, among others. A fan favorite is Fail Blog, in which people take joy in others' mishaps.

When the company posts job openings, it receives a flood of résumés. The subject line of one cover letter read: "I can haz dream Job? My rezumez! Let me showz u thm."

"We want to make people happy for five minutes a day," he said.

"LOLcats is a language that is going to continue to get bigger and bigger,"

Tags: cats, lolcats, animals, business, internet, humor

The greatest escape: Puppies on film

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 06:20:14 GMT

clipped by: hitchhiker08

Clip Source: es.youtube.com

Escape de Sofía

[Video]

Tags: humor, dogs, animals, captive, video

Pet pics

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:43:17 GMT

clipped by: kris_tea

Clip Source: us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com

Tags: cats, dogs, pets, humor, funny

Satirical Maps of Europe - 1914

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 05:40:06 GMT

clipped by: hitchhiker08
clipper's remarks: Some vintage stuff!

Clip Source: www.wackyarchives.com

Satirical Maps of Europe

Vintage stuff is way underrated, especially when you see such great artwork forgotten by time. We’ve come across some satirical maps that describe in a humorous fashion Europe’s situation as seen during the first World War. Here are the artworks:

Het Gekkenhuis (Oud Liedje, Nieuwe Wijs)
{approx: The Insane Asylum (Old Song, Newly Wise (or ‘new tune’?)}
(by Louis Raemaekers; Amsterdam, Senefelder [pub.] 1915)

Humoristische Karte von Europa im Jahre 1914

{Summer Review of Europe, 1915}

approx: Compact Overview of European Spring, 1915}

Gedrängte Frühjahrsübersicht von Europa im Jahre 1915

European Revue - Kill That Eagle
(by J. Amschewitz; London, Pub. by “Geographica”, 1914)

“Hark! hark! The dogs do bark!”

Karte von Europa im Jahre 1914

Satyrische Europa Karte Weltkrieg 1914
{Satirical Map of Europe in the World War 194}
(by E Zimmerman; Hamburg, W. Nölting [pub.], 1914)

Tags: satire, world war i, politics, maps, humor

Strange friends ... why not?

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 02:35:06 GMT

clipped by: girlfriendology
clipper's remarks: I love the unexpected joy of finding a friend. Someone you didn't expect to hit it off with but then love their sense of humor or appreciate their passion for what they do.

Really, we shouldn't put any boundaries on our friendships. The world is full of women to befriend, learn from, grow with, laugh with and love being their friend.

This little clip made me think of strange and great friendships. If you have an 'odd' or unusual friendship, send in your story for the Girlfriendology contest.

And be open to new friendships. Like in this clip, you never know who will come to your aid when you need someone. Enjoy!

Clip Source: videos.komando.com

Some animals just don’t get along. Dogs and cats are traditional enemies. Lions and gazelles can’t really share a room. But sometimes, animals surprise us.

The couple was amazed. They took in the stray kitten. But the crow returned every day to play. The couple caught the unlikely friends on camera. The footage is too cute. If you’re an animal lover, this is sure to make you smile.

This video features an amazing pair of animals. A Washington couple was relaxing on their porch. They saw a stray kitten and a crow on their lawn. They figured the cat was chasing the bird. But as they watched, it became obvious that the two were playing.

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Tags: video clip, amazing animals, kitten and crow, new friendships

singing dog

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:19:22 GMT

clipped by: kathunter

Clip Source: video.msn.com

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Tags: dog, dogs, singing, sing, animals, funny, humor, gwen

FAQ for dogs

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:00:27 GMT

clipped by: bignosemousie

Clip Source: www.mcsweeneys.net

FAQ for Dogs.

1. Who's a good boy?

2. Who's got a fluffy tail?

3. What's in your tail?

4. What do you have?

5. What's in your mouth?

6. Where did you get that?

7. Where is the rest of that?

8. Where's your mom?

Tags: humor

Doggie Dictionary

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 05:32:30 GMT

clipped by: murieleileen

Clip Source: www.dogpack.com

LEASH

A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

DOG BED

Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL

A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and get the drool on the human.

SNIFF

A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human exchange of business cards.

GARBAGE CAN

BICYCLES

Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS

THUNDER

WASTEBASKET

BATH

LEAN

BUMP

GOOSE BUMP

CHILDREN

LOVE

A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky

Tags: dogs, dctionary, pets, funny, humor

The World view of Dogs

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:57:33 GMT

clipped by: maypeaceprevail
clipper's remarks: its mine.. woof

Clip Source: www.sitstay.com

Tags: humor

6 Ways in which Pokemon Bothers Me

Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:13:58 GMT

clipped by: gazco

Clip Source: www.destructoid.com

1. Pokémon

makes children believe free healthcare works:

2. The whole world revolves around Pokémon:

3. The Gym Leaders became Gym Leaders even though they're shit:

4. This thing:

5. There's a difference between Pokémon

and dogs:

6. The game is needlessly complex:

Tags: pokemon, nintendo, gaming, game, video games, list, lists, humor, humour, funny

The Difference In Dogs And Cats Excerpts From Their Diaries

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:11:02 GMT

clipped by: merrie
clipper's remarks: Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.......for now.

Clip Source: www.dysan.net

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary

8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am Walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!

11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary

Day 683 of my captivity : My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape... In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Tags: dog, cat, family pets, humor

Where Do Pets Come From ?

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:02:27 GMT

clipped by: murieleileen

Clip Source: pets1st.com

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to the burning question about where our pets came from.

Adam said,

"Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. "Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."

And God said,

"No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said,

"Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom, and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said,

"No problem! Because

Tags: pets, cats, dogs, humor

Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport

Mon, 26 May 2008 20:32:12 GMT

clipped by: kmcolo

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

The cannabis was hidden to test Narita airport's sniffer dogs

A customs officer hid a package of the banned substance in a side pocket of a randomly chosen suitcase in order to test airport security.

Sniffer dogs failed to detect the cannabis and the officer could not remember which bag he had put it in.

Anyone finding the package has been asked to contact customs officials.

"The dogs have always been able to find it before... I became overconfident that it would work," he said.

Japan has strict laws against drugs and possession of small amounts of cannabis can lead to a prison sentence.

Tags: marijuana, drugs, customs, tokyo, japan, humor

Labs {Dogs}

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:37:17 GMT

clipped by: RobbieV
clipper's remarks: This is some cute dog humor from suziq69. Thanks S69

Clip Source: suziq69.stumbleupon.com