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Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:42:47 GMT

clipped by: deviltiger

A Rainbow in the sky

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:29:38 GMT

clipped by: amgumen

On this day a rare February Rainbow was seen here in Northern Missouri at sunset. This rainbow was visible over much of the area and was noticed by many people. It was seen as a partial bow in some areas and completely full and even double in others depending on where the rain was falling. The photos on this page were taken at the Elam Bend Conservation Area near McFall, Missouri.

My heart leaps up when I behold
A Rainbow in the sky:

- William Wordsworth

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Why Dogs Are Man's Best Friend

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 15:13:17 GMT

clipped by: moonspirit4ever

Clip Source: www.dribbleglass.com

You've always suspected it. Dogs are man's best friend. Now you know why.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs do not hate their bodies.

Dogs enjoy petting in public.

You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs like to go hunting.

Another man will seldom steal your dog.

If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

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Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:32:10 GMT

clipped by: JohnWaterman

Clip Source: photo.net

Paddy Wagon

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:33:37 GMT

clipped by: swampfoxz
clipper's remarks: “Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”

“Before you start,” said the big bloke in the corner, “, I’m Irish.”

“Don’t worry,” said the newcomer, “I’ll tell them slowly.”

Clip Source: phunkyou.com

Paddy Wagon

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, “For HEAVENS SAKE, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!!!!!” At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn’t find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

His son’s reply was: “Just plant your potatoes.”

A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : “You’re making’ out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose.”

“I’m sorry sir, I…”

“Not you,” says the Irishman, “I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.”

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