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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/08D35CFD-7A94-473B-997E-D7FCFE8765A2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/">coconutshell</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> A few of these have already been clipped...no pun intended. <img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /> <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/" title="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">moronland.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 id="mediapageTitle">The Philosophy of Sex</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img1.jpg" /> <BR /> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Tom Clancy </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img2.jpg" /> <BR /> "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Martin </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img3.jpg" /> <BR /> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Woody Allen </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img4.jpg" /> <BR /> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rodney Dangerfield </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img8.jpg" /> <BR /> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant." <BR /><I><STRONG> --George Burns </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img9.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Sharon Stone </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img10.jpg" /> <BR /> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img11.jpg" /> <BR /> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jack Nicholson </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img12.jpg" /> <BR /> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img15.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Billy Crystal </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img16.jpg" /> <BR /> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robert De Niro </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img17.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" <BR /><I><STRONG> --Dustin Hoffman </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img18.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jerry Seinfeld </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img19.jpg" /> <BR /> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rod Stewart </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img20.jpg" /> <BR /> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robin Williams </STRONG></I> </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/battle+of+the+sexes/" rel="tag">battle of the sexes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag">sex</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/men/" rel="tag">men</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/women/" rel="tag">women</a></div>http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:42:40 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/08D35CFD-7A94-473B-997E-D7FCFE8765A2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/">coconutshell</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> A few of these have already been clipped...no pun intended. <img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /> <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/" title="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">moronland.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 id="mediapageTitle">The Philosophy of Sex</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img1.jpg" /> <BR /> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Tom Clancy </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img2.jpg" /> <BR /> "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Martin </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img3.jpg" /> <BR /> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Woody Allen </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img4.jpg" /> <BR /> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rodney Dangerfield </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img8.jpg" /> <BR /> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant." <BR /><I><STRONG> --George Burns </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img9.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Sharon Stone </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img10.jpg" /> <BR /> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img11.jpg" /> <BR /> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jack Nicholson </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img12.jpg" /> <BR /> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img15.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Billy Crystal </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img16.jpg" /> <BR /> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robert De Niro </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img17.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" <BR /><I><STRONG> --Dustin Hoffman </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img18.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jerry Seinfeld </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img19.jpg" /> <BR /> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rod Stewart </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img20.jpg" /> <BR /> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robin Williams </STRONG></I> </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/battle+of+the+sexes/" rel="tag">battle of the sexes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag">sex</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/men/" rel="tag">men</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/women/" rel="tag">women</a></div>http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:42:40 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/08D35CFD-7A94-473B-997E-D7FCFE8765A2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/">coconutshell</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> A few of these have already been clipped...no pun intended. <img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /> <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/" title="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">moronland.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 id="mediapageTitle">The Philosophy of Sex</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img1.jpg" /> <BR /> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Tom Clancy </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img2.jpg" /> <BR /> "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Martin </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img3.jpg" /> <BR /> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Woody Allen </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img4.jpg" /> <BR /> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rodney Dangerfield </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img8.jpg" /> <BR /> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant." <BR /><I><STRONG> --George Burns </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img9.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Sharon Stone </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img10.jpg" /> <BR /> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img11.jpg" /> <BR /> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jack Nicholson </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img12.jpg" /> <BR /> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img15.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Billy Crystal </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img16.jpg" /> <BR /> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robert De Niro </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img17.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" <BR /><I><STRONG> --Dustin Hoffman </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img18.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jerry Seinfeld </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img19.jpg" /> <BR /> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rod Stewart </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img20.jpg" /> <BR /> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robin Williams </STRONG></I> </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/battle+of+the+sexes/" rel="tag">battle of the sexes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag">sex</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/men/" rel="tag">men</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/women/" rel="tag">women</a></div>http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:42:40 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/08D35CFD-7A94-473B-997E-D7FCFE8765A2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/">coconutshell</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> A few of these have already been clipped...no pun intended. <img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /> <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/" title="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/">moronland.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 id="mediapageTitle">The Philosophy of Sex</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img1.jpg" /> <BR /> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Tom Clancy </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img2.jpg" /> <BR /> "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Martin </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img3.jpg" /> <BR /> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Woody Allen </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img4.jpg" /> <BR /> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rodney Dangerfield </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img8.jpg" /> <BR /> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant." <BR /><I><STRONG> --George Burns </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img9.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Sharon Stone </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img10.jpg" /> <BR /> "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img11.jpg" /> <BR /> "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jack Nicholson </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img12.jpg" /> <BR /> "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img15.jpg" /> <BR /> "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Billy Crystal </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img16.jpg" /> <BR /> "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robert De Niro </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img17.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" <BR /><I><STRONG> --Dustin Hoffman </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img18.jpg" /> <BR /> "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Jerry Seinfeld </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img19.jpg" /> <BR /> "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Rod Stewart </STRONG></I> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG src="http://www.moronlandmedia.com/special/thoughtsonsex/img20.jpg" /> <BR /> "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." <BR /><I><STRONG> --Robin Williams </STRONG></I> </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/battle+of+the+sexes/" rel="tag">battle of the sexes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag">sex</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/men/" rel="tag">men</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/women/" rel="tag">women</a></div>http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/953/Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:42:40 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7F43F5EE-4494-4C4A-99B8-0FAE6735E108/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Djiezes/">Djiezes</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> <img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/wink.gif" alt="" /> <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/happy-woman-p1.php" title="http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/happy-woman-p1.php">www.boreme.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD class="body-text"><STRONG>HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY</STRONG> <P>It's not difficult to make a woman happy. <BR /><DIV> A man only needs to be:</DIV> <BR /> <STRONG>1</STRONG>. a friend<BR /> <STRONG>2</STRONG>. a companion<BR /> <STRONG>3</STRONG>. a lover<BR /> <STRONG>4</STRONG>. a brother<BR /> <STRONG>5</STRONG>. a father<BR /> <STRONG>6</STRONG>. a master<BR /> <STRONG>7</STRONG>. a chef<BR /> <STRONG>8</STRONG>. an electrician<BR /> <STRONG>9</STRONG>. a carpenter<BR /> <STRONG>10</STRONG>. a plumber<BR /> <STRONG>11</STRONG>. a mechanic<BR /> <STRONG>12</STRONG>. a decorator<BR /> <STRONG>13</STRONG>. a stylist<BR /> <STRONG>14</STRONG>. a sexologist<BR /> <STRONG>15</STRONG>. a gynecologist<BR /> <STRONG>16</STRONG>. a psychologist<BR /> <STRONG>17</STRONG>. a pest exterminator<BR /> <STRONG>18</STRONG>. a psychiatrist<BR /> <STRONG>19</STRONG>. a healer<BR /> <STRONG>20</STRONG>. a good listener<BR /> <STRONG>21</STRONG>. an organizer<BR /> <STRONG>22</STRONG>. a good father<BR /> <STRONG>23</STRONG>. very clean<BR /> <STRONG>24</STRONG>. sympathetic<BR /> <STRONG>25</STRONG>. athletic<BR /> <STRONG>26</STRONG>. warm<BR /> <STRONG>27</STRONG>. attentive<BR /> <STRONG>28</STRONG>. gallant<BR /> <STRONG>29</STRONG>. intelligent<BR /> <STRONG>30</STRONG>. funny<BR /> <STRONG>31</STRONG>. creative<BR /> <STRONG>32</STRONG>. tender<BR /> <STRONG>33</STRONG>. strong<BR /> <STRONG>34</STRONG>. understanding<BR /> <STRONG>35</STRONG>. tolerant<BR /> <STRONG>36</STRONG>. prudent<BR /> <STRONG>37</STRONG>. ambitious<BR /> <STRONG>38</STRONG>. capable<BR /> <STRONG>39</STRONG>. courageous<BR /> <STRONG>40</STRONG>. determined<BR /> <STRONG>41</STRONG>. true<BR /> <STRONG>42</STRONG>. dependable<BR /> <STRONG>43</STRONG>. passionate<BR /> <STRONG>44</STRONG>. compassionate</P> <P>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:<BR /> <STRONG>45</STRONG>. give her compliments regularly<BR /> <STRONG>46</STRONG>. love shopping<BR /> <STRONG>47</STRONG>. be honest<BR /> <STRONG>48</STRONG>. be very rich<BR /> <STRONG>49</STRONG>. not stress her out<BR /> <STRONG>50</STRONG>. not look at other girls</P> <P>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:<BR /> <STRONG>51</STRONG>. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself<BR /> <STRONG>52</STRONG>. give her lots of time, especially time for herself<BR /> <STRONG>53</STRONG>. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes</P> <P>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:<BR /> <STRONG>54</STRONG>. Never to forget:<BR /> * birthdays<BR /> * anniversaries<BR /> * arrangements she makes</P> <HR /> <P><STRONG>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY</STRONG></P> <P><STRONG>1</STRONG>. Show up naked<BR /> <STRONG>2</STRONG>. Bring food</P></TD></tr></table></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/woman/" rel="tag">woman</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/women/" rel="tag">women</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/man/" rel="tag">man</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/men/" rel="tag">men</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/happy/" rel="tag">happy</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/happiness/" rel="tag">happiness</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag">fun</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/list/" rel="tag">list</a></div>http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/happy-woman-p1.phpSat, 09 Sep 2006 16:31:22 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B2D8E953-A448-4E1E-ABE2-15229DF99DD2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BitDrifter/">BitDrifter</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> lol <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.boardofwisdom.com/mailquote.asp?msgid=22993" title="http://www.boardofwisdom.com/mailquote.asp?msgid=22993">www.boardofwisdom.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="quote"><DIV> A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: </DIV> <BR /><DIV>Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children. </DIV> <BR /><DIV> Your daughter, Judith </DIV> <BR /> PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.<BR /> </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/letter/" rel="tag">letter</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mom/" rel="tag">mom</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/school/" rel="tag">school</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/parenting/" rel="tag">parenting</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/parents/" rel="tag">parents</a></div>http://www.boardofwisdom.com/mailquote.asp?msgid=22993Fri, 03 Nov 2006 21:40:58 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84C9E1B-DF39-465B-9846-CB62DA22B3B9/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/">sohil</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I wonder if Vista will adopt this. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html" title="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html">www.utdallas.edu</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size='5' face='Comic Sans MS'>Error Messages From Japan:</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT face='Comic Sans MS'>Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.<br> Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?<br> .......................................................<br> The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.</FONT></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag">internet</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag">web</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag">interesting</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/japan/" rel="tag">japan</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag">fun</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.htmlThu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84C9E1B-DF39-465B-9846-CB62DA22B3B9/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/">sohil</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I wonder if Vista will adopt this. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html" title="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html">www.utdallas.edu</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size='5' face='Comic Sans MS'>Error Messages From Japan:</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT face='Comic Sans MS'>Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.<br> Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?<br> .......................................................<br> The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.</FONT></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag">internet</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag">web</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag">interesting</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/japan/" rel="tag">japan</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag">fun</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.htmlThu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84C9E1B-DF39-465B-9846-CB62DA22B3B9/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/">sohil</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I wonder if Vista will adopt this. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html" title="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html">www.utdallas.edu</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size='5' face='Comic Sans MS'>Error Messages From Japan:</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT face='Comic Sans MS'>Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.<br> Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?<br> .......................................................<br> The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.<br> ------------------------------------------------- <br> Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.<br> -------------------------------------------------<br> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.</FONT></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag">internet</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag">web</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag">interesting</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/japan/" rel="tag">japan</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag">fun</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.htmlThu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7A4B2738-2C05-4072-A2AB-E444A4E15EA0/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://filesfly.com/google-cheat-sheet-1.php" title="http://filesfly.com/google-cheat-sheet-1.php">filesfly.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/ABEE65BE-3983-4278-A48B-F1194A5477F8.gif" alt="" /><br /></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://filesfly.com/google-cheat-sheet-2.php" title="http://filesfly.com/google-cheat-sheet-2.php">filesfly.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/46E02734-AAA0-4DB4-9CF2-7E5791B14B4E.gif" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/amazing/" rel="tag">amazing</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cool/" rel="tag">cool</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag">internet</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/links/" rel="tag">links</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag">technology</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag">web</a></div>http://filesfly.com/google-cheat-sheet-1.phpTue, 17 Oct 2006 02:56:38 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2515CD01-F711-416D-B690-3DC2832B8E7F/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/gingembre/">gingembre</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Are you surprised by who is included on this list? <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/actors_top_25_conservative.php" title="http://www.celebpolitics.com/actors_top_25_conservative.php">www.celebpolitics.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P class="text"><SPAN class="Actor_Movie_name">Top 25 most conservative actors <BR /> </SPAN> Below is the updated CelebPolitics.com Top 25 Most Conservative Actors. Be sure also to check out the <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/actors_top_25_liberal.php">Top 25 Most Liberal Actors</A>!</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P class="text"><EM>Actor’s Overall Rating </EM>is calculated as follows: (-1)(# of liberal quotes) + (-1)(liberal donations / $10,000) + (5)(# of conservative quotes) + (3)(conservative donations / $5,000). For more, visit our <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/ratings.php">Ratings FAQ</A>. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><TABLE width="620" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="1"> <TBODY><TR bgcolor="%2351563d"> <TD width="40" class="actor_name_small_white"><DIV align="center">Rank</DIV></TD> <TD width="137" class="actor_name_small_white"><DIV align="center">Actor Name </DIV></TD> <TD width="71" class="actor_name_small_white"><DIV align="center">Money to<BR /> Liberals</DIV></TD> <TD width="94" class="actor_name_small_white"><DIV align="center">Money to<BR /> Conservatives </DIV></TD> <TD width="117" class="actor_name_small_white"><DIV align="center">This Actor is: </DIV></TD> <TD width="147" class="actor_name_small_white"><DIV align="center">Conservative Friendly Rating </DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">1</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=206">Stein, Ben</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$40,550 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">27</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">2</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=201">Norris, Chuck</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$32,225 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">21</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">3</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=205">Stallone, Sylvester</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$33,800 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">21</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">4</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=146">Boone, Pat</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$27,605 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">18</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">5</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=200">Newton, Wayne</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$27,250 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">18</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">6</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=194">Grammer, Kelsey</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$10,000 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">16</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">7</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=203">Schwarzenegger, Arnold</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$13,250 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">14</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=195">Heston, Charlton</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$8,750 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">11</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">9</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=204">Selleck, Tom</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$6,500 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">11</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">10</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=227">Caviezel, James</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">10</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">11</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=226">Russell, Kurt</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">10</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">12</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=151">Carey, Drew</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$3,000 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">13</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=221">Danza, Tony</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$1,000 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">14</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=153">Duvall, Robert</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$1,000 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">15</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=222">Eastwood, Clint</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$250 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">16</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=197">Hopper, Dennis</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$2,000 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">17</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=198">Locklear, Heather</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$1,000 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">18</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=208">Torn, Rip</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$2,000 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">19</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=209">Woods, James</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$500 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">8</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">20</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=210">Baldwin, Stephen</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">5</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">21</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=215">Boyle, Lara Flynn</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">5</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">22</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=211">Derek, Bo</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">5</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">23</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=225">Gellar, Sarah Michelle</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">5</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">24</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=219">Gibson, Mel</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">5</DIV></TD> </TR> <TR height="17"> <TD height="17" class="text"><DIV align="center">25</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center"><A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=212">Harmon, Angie</A></DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">$0 </DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">Conservative</DIV></TD> <TD class="text"><DIV align="center">5</DIV></TD> </TR> </TBODY></TABLE></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P class="text"><STRONG>Honorable Mentions</STRONG>: <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=220">Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=224">Freddie Prinze Jr.</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=223">Adam Sandler</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=213">Ron Silver</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=216">Fred Thompson</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=214">Vince Vaughn</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=144">Bob Barker</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=147">Ernes Borgnine</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=148">Jule Bowen</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=150">Dean Cain</A>; <A href="http://www.celebpolitics.com/detail_page_actors.php?actor_id=189">Shannen Doherty</A>. </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag">politics</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/conservatives/" rel="tag">conservatives</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hollywood/" rel="tag">hollywood</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/actors/" rel="tag">actors</a></div>http://www.celebpolitics.com/actors_top_25_conservative.phpMon, 06 Nov 2006 17:19:42 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/429854CA-32EC-4AAD-A111-1E50D5CFC48C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/">benjaminoaks</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> There’s a lot you can do with Google if you can take advantage of it’s advanced search features. Expanding on this tip which shows you how to find music in open directories, here’s a step-by-step walkthrough on how to use Firefox Smart Keyword searches to speed up the process. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/" title="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/">www.friedbeef.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="post" id="post_125"> <H3 class="title"><A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/"><SPAN>Google + Firefox = Free Music Downloads</SPAN></A></H3> <UL class="metalinks"> <LI class="icon%20author">Posted by <A title="Posts%20by%20James%20Yeang" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/author/james-yeang/">James Yeang</A></LI> <LI class="icon%20date">October 17, 2006</LI> </UL> <BR class="clear" /> <DIV class="content"> <FONT size="1"><A href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/"><IMG alt="Technorati" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/plugins/UltimateTagWarrior/technoratiicon.jpg" /></A> <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Firefox">Firefox</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google">Google</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lifehacks">lifehacks</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/music">music</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smart+keywords">smart+keywords</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Useful+Tips">Useful Tips</A></FONT><P><IMG src="http://aycu15.webshots.com/image/3254/2003671164077901334_rs.jpg" alt="Google%20Firefox" /> </P> <P>There’s a lot you can do with Google if you can take advantage of it’s advanced search features. Expanding on <A href="http://www.marcandangel.com/2006/10/13/turn-google-into-napster-2000/">this</A> tip which shows you how to find music in open directories, here’s a step-by-step walkthrough on how to use Firefox Smart Keyword searches to speed up the process. </P> <P><A id="more-125"></A></P> <P><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG>All you need to do is:</STRONG></P> <P><IMG src="http://aycu29.webshots.com/image/3588/2003646821174546203_rs.jpg" alt="firefox%20smart%20keywords" /> </P> <OL> <LI>Create a bookmark in Firefox </LI><LI>Use the URLs in <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/files/google_music.txt">this text file</A> as the bookmark location in your Firefox bookmarks (like in the pic above) </LI><LI>Assign a keyword to it - eg. music </LI><LI>Type the keyword (eg. music) followed by the search term (eg. beatles) directly into the address bar (NOT the search box). For example… type in <EM>music beatles </EM>, and Google will search open directories for Beatles music files that you can download. </LI> </OL> <P><IMG alt="firefox" src="http://aycu33.webshots.com/image/5392/2005226511471906154_rs.jpg" /></P> <P>You can modify the code <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/files/google_music.txt"> in the text file</A> to change file extensions, which opens a whole window for you. For example, you can even change it to PDF and DOC to look to e-books, or AVI and MPG to look for movies.</P> <P>By the way, I’m assuming you already own the media you will be downloading :)</P> <P><STRONG>Bonus Tips:</STRONG> </P> <UL> <LI>The feature above only works for Firefox. 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GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/429854CA-32EC-4AAD-A111-1E50D5CFC48C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/">benjaminoaks</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> There’s a lot you can do with Google if you can take advantage of it’s advanced search features. Expanding on this tip which shows you how to find music in open directories, here’s a step-by-step walkthrough on how to use Firefox Smart Keyword searches to speed up the process. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/" title="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/">www.friedbeef.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="post" id="post_125"> <H3 class="title"><A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/"><SPAN>Google + Firefox = Free Music Downloads</SPAN></A></H3> <UL class="metalinks"> <LI class="icon%20author">Posted by <A title="Posts%20by%20James%20Yeang" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/author/james-yeang/">James Yeang</A></LI> <LI class="icon%20date">October 17, 2006</LI> </UL> <BR class="clear" /> <DIV class="content"> <FONT size="1"><A href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/"><IMG alt="Technorati" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/plugins/UltimateTagWarrior/technoratiicon.jpg" /></A> <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Firefox">Firefox</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google">Google</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lifehacks">lifehacks</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/music">music</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smart+keywords">smart+keywords</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Useful+Tips">Useful Tips</A></FONT><P><IMG src="http://aycu15.webshots.com/image/3254/2003671164077901334_rs.jpg" alt="Google%20Firefox" /> </P> <P>There’s a lot you can do with Google if you can take advantage of it’s advanced search features. Expanding on <A href="http://www.marcandangel.com/2006/10/13/turn-google-into-napster-2000/">this</A> tip which shows you how to find music in open directories, here’s a step-by-step walkthrough on how to use Firefox Smart Keyword searches to speed up the process. </P> <P><A id="more-125"></A></P> <P><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG>All you need to do is:</STRONG></P> <P><IMG src="http://aycu29.webshots.com/image/3588/2003646821174546203_rs.jpg" alt="firefox%20smart%20keywords" /> </P> <OL> <LI>Create a bookmark in Firefox </LI><LI>Use the URLs in <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/files/google_music.txt">this text file</A> as the bookmark location in your Firefox bookmarks (like in the pic above) </LI><LI>Assign a keyword to it - eg. music </LI><LI>Type the keyword (eg. music) followed by the search term (eg. beatles) directly into the address bar (NOT the search box). For example… type in <EM>music beatles </EM>, and Google will search open directories for Beatles music files that you can download. </LI> </OL> <P><IMG alt="firefox" src="http://aycu33.webshots.com/image/5392/2005226511471906154_rs.jpg" /></P> <P>You can modify the code <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/files/google_music.txt"> in the text file</A> to change file extensions, which opens a whole window for you. For example, you can even change it to PDF and DOC to look to e-books, or AVI and MPG to look for movies.</P> <P>By the way, I’m assuming you already own the media you will be downloading :)</P> <P><STRONG>Bonus Tips:</STRONG> </P> <UL> <LI>The feature above only works for Firefox. If you’re NOT on Firefox yet, <A href="http://www.getfirefox.com">try it</A> now </LI><LI>If you want to create basic smart keywords to search any web page, <A href="http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/smart-keywords.html">here</A>’s how. </LI><LI>Here’s a useful advanced features <A href="http://www.google.com.my/intl/en/help/cheatsheet.html">cheat sheet</A> from Google </LI><LI>If you don’t find the files on Google, you can try the best <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/06/19/the-best-bit-torrent-search-engine-ever/">bittorrent search engine</A> ever. </LI> </UL> <P><A href="http://del.icio.us/post?url=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%3Btitle=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads"><IMG border="0" alt="del.icio.us" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/images/delicious.gif" /></A> <A 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href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/01/08/a-better-way-to-browse-the-web-firefox/">A better way to browse the web… (Firefox)</A></LI><LI><A title="Permanent%20Link:%20Surf%20The%20Web%20More%20Intelligently%20With%20StumbleUpon" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/07/22/surf-the-web-more-intelligently-with-stumbleupon/">Surf The Web More Intelligently With StumbleUpon</A> </LI></DIV> </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag">internet</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/music/" rel="tag">music</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/digital/" rel="tag">digital</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/good+idea/" rel="tag">good idea</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/google/" rel="tag">google</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/firefox/" rel="tag">firefox</a></div>http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/Thu, 02 Nov 2006 22:01:35 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/429854CA-32EC-4AAD-A111-1E50D5CFC48C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/benjaminoaks/">benjaminoaks</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> There’s a lot you can do with Google if you can take advantage of it’s advanced search features. Expanding on this tip which shows you how to find music in open directories, here’s a step-by-step walkthrough on how to use Firefox Smart Keyword searches to speed up the process. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/" title="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/">www.friedbeef.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="post" id="post_125"> <H3 class="title"><A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/"><SPAN>Google + Firefox = Free Music Downloads</SPAN></A></H3> <UL class="metalinks"> <LI class="icon%20author">Posted by <A title="Posts%20by%20James%20Yeang" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/author/james-yeang/">James Yeang</A></LI> <LI class="icon%20date">October 17, 2006</LI> </UL> <BR class="clear" /> <DIV class="content"> <FONT size="1"><A href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/"><IMG alt="Technorati" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/plugins/UltimateTagWarrior/technoratiicon.jpg" /></A> <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Firefox">Firefox</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google">Google</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lifehacks">lifehacks</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/music">music</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smart+keywords">smart+keywords</A>, <A rel="tag" href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Useful+Tips">Useful Tips</A></FONT><P><IMG src="http://aycu15.webshots.com/image/3254/2003671164077901334_rs.jpg" alt="Google%20Firefox" /> </P> <P>There’s a lot you can do with Google if you can take advantage of it’s advanced search features. Expanding on <A href="http://www.marcandangel.com/2006/10/13/turn-google-into-napster-2000/">this</A> tip which shows you how to find music in open directories, here’s a step-by-step walkthrough on how to use Firefox Smart Keyword searches to speed up the process. </P> <P><A id="more-125"></A></P> <P><STRONG></STRONG><STRONG>All you need to do is:</STRONG></P> <P><IMG src="http://aycu29.webshots.com/image/3588/2003646821174546203_rs.jpg" alt="firefox%20smart%20keywords" /> </P> <OL> <LI>Create a bookmark in Firefox </LI><LI>Use the URLs in <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/files/google_music.txt">this text file</A> as the bookmark location in your Firefox bookmarks (like in the pic above) </LI><LI>Assign a keyword to it - eg. music </LI><LI>Type the keyword (eg. music) followed by the search term (eg. beatles) directly into the address bar (NOT the search box). For example… type in <EM>music beatles </EM>, and Google will search open directories for Beatles music files that you can download. </LI> </OL> <P><IMG alt="firefox" src="http://aycu33.webshots.com/image/5392/2005226511471906154_rs.jpg" /></P> <P>You can modify the code <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/files/google_music.txt"> in the text file</A> to change file extensions, which opens a whole window for you. For example, you can even change it to PDF and DOC to look to e-books, or AVI and MPG to look for movies.</P> <P>By the way, I’m assuming you already own the media you will be downloading :)</P> <P><STRONG>Bonus Tips:</STRONG> </P> <UL> <LI>The feature above only works for Firefox. If you’re NOT on Firefox yet, <A href="http://www.getfirefox.com">try it</A> now </LI><LI>If you want to create basic smart keywords to search any web page, <A href="http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/smart-keywords.html">here</A>’s how. </LI><LI>Here’s a useful advanced features <A href="http://www.google.com.my/intl/en/help/cheatsheet.html">cheat sheet</A> from Google </LI><LI>If you don’t find the files on Google, you can try the best <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/06/19/the-best-bit-torrent-search-engine-ever/">bittorrent search engine</A> ever. </LI> </UL> <P><A href="http://del.icio.us/post?url=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%3Btitle=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads"><IMG border="0" alt="del.icio.us" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/images/delicious.gif" /></A> <A href="http://del.icio.us/post?url=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%3Btitle=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads">Add to del.icio.us</A> <A href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2%26url=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%26title=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads"><IMG border="0" alt="Digg" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/images/digman.gif" /></A><A href="http://digg.com/submit?phase=2%26url=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%26title=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads">Digg this!</A> <A href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%3Btitle=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads"><IMG border="0" alt="Reddit" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/images/redditsmall.gif" /></A><A href="http://reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%3Btitle=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads">Vote on Reddit</A> <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/mailto:?subject=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads%26body=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/"><IMG border="0" alt="Email%20This" src="http://www.friedbeef.com/wp-content/images/email.gif" /></A> <A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/mailto:?subject=Google%20+%20Firefox%20=%20Free%20Music%20Downloads%26body=http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/">Email to a friend</A> </P> <P class="postfeedback"> </P><P><DIV> <I>If you liked this article, <A href="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/a/emailverifySubmit?feedId=207587">get new articles via email </A>, or grab our <A href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/friedbeef">feed</A> for free site updates. <A type="application/rss+xml" rel="alternate" title="Subscribe%20to%20my%20feed%2C%20FriedBeef%27s%20Tech" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Friedbeef"><IMG alt="" src="http://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/feed-icon16x16.png" /></A> </I> </DIV><BR /> <B><A href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/%23comments">5 People Had Something To Say</A></B> | <A class="permalink" title="trackback" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/trackback/">TrackBack</A> </P> <B>Related Posts:</B> <LI><A title="Permanent%20Link:%20Discover%20a%20World%20of%20Music%20with%20Aurgasm" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/09/12/discover-a-world-of-music-with-aurgasm/">Discover a World of Music with Aurgasm</A></LI><LI><A title="Permanent%20Link:%20A%20better%20way%20to%20browse%20the%20web%u2026%20%28Firefox%29" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/01/08/a-better-way-to-browse-the-web-firefox/">A better way to browse the web… (Firefox)</A></LI><LI><A title="Permanent%20Link:%20Surf%20The%20Web%20More%20Intelligently%20With%20StumbleUpon" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/07/22/surf-the-web-more-intelligently-with-stumbleupon/">Surf The Web More Intelligently With StumbleUpon</A> </LI></DIV> </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag">internet</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/music/" rel="tag">music</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/digital/" rel="tag">digital</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/good+idea/" rel="tag">good idea</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/google/" rel="tag">google</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/firefox/" rel="tag">firefox</a></div>http://www.friedbeef.com/2006/10/17/google-firefox-free-music-downloads/Thu, 02 Nov 2006 22:01:35 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1040E658-A351-46B6-8531-2D0580CF55FE/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/ArghDangIt/">ArghDangIt</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Why is math so cool? <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/" title="http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/">haha.nu</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/ArghDangIt/512/535D2C17-C397-4FF8-82FA-E21509AF3848.jpg" alt="b25905037.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/image_cache/ArghDangIt/512/55FED039-083E-4C2F-8C58-2CB809C975EC.gif" alt="showletter0la.gif" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/image_cache/ArghDangIt/512/E670FE07-FD5F-49DC-BA78-77CBCDFCC350.jpg" alt="bestexam.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/image_cache/ArghDangIt/512/913EEFCF-89A7-4D8C-8B7C-B7FC48DC2AC0.gif" alt="calculushang.gif" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/image_cache/ArghDangIt/512/F9073B5F-4F08-4306-82D8-E00FB84E3093.jpg" alt="funnyalgebra.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/math/" rel="tag">math</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cool/" rel="tag">cool</a></div>http://haha.nu/funny/funny-math/Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:01:31 GMT