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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/popular/date/2006/11/2/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/popular/date/2006/11/2/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>How To Make Firefox Faster</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C170D70C-345A-46E5-809F-C627EF201AF5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/AgonOruci/"&gt;AgonOruci&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680" title="http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680"&gt;www.blazextreme.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Here's something for broadband people that will really speed Firefox up:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
1.Type "about&lt;B&gt;&lt;/B&gt;:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
network.http.pipelining network.http.proxy.pipelining network.http.pipelining.maxrequests&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
2. Alter the entries as follows:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true"&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-&amp;gt; Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/firefox/" rel="tag"&gt;firefox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mozilla/" rel="tag"&gt;mozilla&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/browser/" rel="tag"&gt;browser&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tweaks/" rel="tag"&gt;tweaks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:42:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How To Make Firefox Faster</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C170D70C-345A-46E5-809F-C627EF201AF5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/AgonOruci/"&gt;AgonOruci&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680" title="http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680"&gt;www.blazextreme.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Here's something for broadband people that will really speed Firefox up:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
1.Type "about&lt;B&gt;&lt;/B&gt;:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
network.http.pipelining network.http.proxy.pipelining network.http.pipelining.maxrequests&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
2. Alter the entries as follows:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true"&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-&amp;gt; Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/firefox/" rel="tag"&gt;firefox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mozilla/" rel="tag"&gt;mozilla&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/browser/" rel="tag"&gt;browser&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tweaks/" rel="tag"&gt;tweaks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:42:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How To Make Firefox Faster</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C170D70C-345A-46E5-809F-C627EF201AF5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/AgonOruci/"&gt;AgonOruci&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680" title="http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680"&gt;www.blazextreme.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Here's something for broadband people that will really speed Firefox up:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
1.Type "about&lt;B&gt;&lt;/B&gt;:config" into the address bar and hit return. Scroll down and look for the following entries:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
network.http.pipelining network.http.proxy.pipelining network.http.pipelining.maxrequests&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Normally the browser will make one request to a web page at a time. When you enable pipelining it will make several at once, which really speeds up page loading.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
2. Alter the entries as follows:&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.pipelining" to "true"&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.proxy.pipelining" to "true"&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Set "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to some number like 30. This means it will make 30 requests at once.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
3. Lastly right-click anywhere and select New-&amp;gt; Integer. Name it "nglayout.initialpaint.delay" and set its value to "0". This value is the amount of time the browser waits before it acts on information it recieves.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/firefox/" rel="tag"&gt;firefox&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mozilla/" rel="tag"&gt;mozilla&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/browser/" rel="tag"&gt;browser&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tweaks/" rel="tag"&gt;tweaks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.blazextreme.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:42:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Ultimate Rejection Letter</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/070E5157-999F-4BA8-B6EB-5EBAF5D959F7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/haraya/"&gt;haraya&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html" title="http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html"&gt;www.chaosmatrix.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;PRE&gt;Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
&lt;/PRE&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rejection/" rel="tag"&gt;rejection&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/letter/" rel="tag"&gt;letter&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wit/" rel="tag"&gt;wit&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/application/" rel="tag"&gt;application&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jobs/" rel="tag"&gt;jobs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag"&gt;joke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/entertainment/" rel="tag"&gt;entertainment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 13:13:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Ultimate Rejection Letter</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/070E5157-999F-4BA8-B6EB-5EBAF5D959F7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/haraya/"&gt;haraya&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html" title="http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html"&gt;www.chaosmatrix.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;PRE&gt;Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
&lt;/PRE&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rejection/" rel="tag"&gt;rejection&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/letter/" rel="tag"&gt;letter&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wit/" rel="tag"&gt;wit&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/application/" rel="tag"&gt;application&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jobs/" rel="tag"&gt;jobs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag"&gt;joke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/entertainment/" rel="tag"&gt;entertainment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 13:13:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Ultimate Rejection Letter</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/070E5157-999F-4BA8-B6EB-5EBAF5D959F7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/haraya/"&gt;haraya&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html" title="http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html"&gt;www.chaosmatrix.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;PRE&gt;Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
&lt;/PRE&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rejection/" rel="tag"&gt;rejection&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/letter/" rel="tag"&gt;letter&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wit/" rel="tag"&gt;wit&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/application/" rel="tag"&gt;application&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jobs/" rel="tag"&gt;jobs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag"&gt;joke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/entertainment/" rel="tag"&gt;entertainment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 13:13:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How the mighty Google shall look in 2084</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/16130653-AC64-4C4C-8F9B-51848A4C3F09/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/"&gt;sohil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Interesting &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sohil/512/5CD78CC2-E37F-45AA-B5A4-FF3958718C21.jpg" alt="Op-Art" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/google/" rel="tag"&gt;google&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science+fiction/" rel="tag"&gt;science fiction&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/software/" rel="tag"&gt;software&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web+2.0/" rel="tag"&gt;web 2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag"&gt;web&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:32:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How the mighty Google shall look in 2084</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/16130653-AC64-4C4C-8F9B-51848A4C3F09/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/"&gt;sohil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Interesting &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sohil/512/5CD78CC2-E37F-45AA-B5A4-FF3958718C21.jpg" alt="Op-Art" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/google/" rel="tag"&gt;google&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science+fiction/" rel="tag"&gt;science fiction&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/software/" rel="tag"&gt;software&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web+2.0/" rel="tag"&gt;web 2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag"&gt;web&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:32:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How the mighty Google shall look in 2084</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/16130653-AC64-4C4C-8F9B-51848A4C3F09/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/"&gt;sohil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Interesting &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sohil/512/5CD78CC2-E37F-45AA-B5A4-FF3958718C21.jpg" alt="Op-Art" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/google/" rel="tag"&gt;google&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science+fiction/" rel="tag"&gt;science fiction&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/software/" rel="tag"&gt;software&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web+2.0/" rel="tag"&gt;web 2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag"&gt;web&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2005/10/10/opinion/1010opart.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:32:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The 10 Most Puzzling Ancient Artifacts</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7C738E5C-A8C8-42C6-AEFB-990032EBE4D3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/smagnolia/"&gt;smagnolia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ancientx.com/nm/anmviewer.asp?a=75&amp;z=1" title="http://www.ancientx.com/nm/anmviewer.asp?a=75&amp;z=1"&gt;www.ancientx.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana%2C%20Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="verdana%2C%20geneva%2C%20helvetica" color="%23cc0000"&gt;&lt;B&gt;The Grooved Spheres&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="verdana%2C%20geneva%2C%20helvetica"&gt;&lt;IMG width="104" height="90" border="0" align="right" src="http://ancientx.com/images/grooved_sphere.jpg" /&gt;Over the last few decades, miners in South Africa have been digging up &lt;FONT color="%23000000"&gt;mysterious metal spheres&lt;/FONT&gt;. Origin unknown, these spheres measure approximately an inch or so in diameter, and some are etched with three parallel grooves running around the equator. Two types of spheres have been found: one is composed of a solid bluish metal with flecks of white; the other is hollowed out and filled with a spongy white substance. The kicker is that the rock in which they where found is Precambrian - and dated to 2.8 &lt;I&gt;billion&lt;/I&gt; years old! Who made them and for what purpose is unknown.&lt;/FONT&gt; 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/artifacts/" rel="tag"&gt;artifacts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.ancientx.com/nm/anmviewer.asp?a=75&amp;z=1</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:08:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>5 Tips to Increase Your Likeability</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/73DD5C2B-AEE5-4401-987F-E1E8DABC0CB7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/adamc/"&gt;adamc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Descriptions for each at the source.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.fark.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;www.fark.com&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://prometheusinstitute.net/opinion/jh92006.htm" title="http://prometheusinstitute.net/opinion/jh92006.htm"&gt;prometheusinstitute.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style2"&gt;1. Be positive.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Don't be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is, in a sense, the highway to success, inasmuch as every discovery of what is false leads us to seek earnestly after what is true, and every fresh experience points out some form of error which we shall afterwards carefully avoid." - John Keats&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style2"&gt;2. Control your insecurities.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything." - Theodore Roosevelt &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style2"&gt;3. Provide value.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"The art of being yourself at your best is the art of unfolding your personality into the person you want to be... Be gentle with yourself, learn to love yourself, to forgive yourself, for only as we have the right attitude toward ourselves can we have the right attitude toward others." - Wilfred Peterson&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style2"&gt;4. Eliminate all judgments.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again." - Og Mandino&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style2"&gt;5. Become a person of conviction.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be defended against the heaviest odds." - Mahatma Gandhi&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/likeability/" rel="tag"&gt;likeability&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tips/" rel="tag"&gt;tips&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://prometheusinstitute.net/opinion/jh92006.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:17:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Error Messages on Computer Screens in Japan</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84C9E1B-DF39-465B-9846-CB62DA22B3B9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/"&gt;sohil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I wonder if Vista will adopt this. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html" title="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html"&gt;www.utdallas.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size='5' face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Error Messages From Japan:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the 
computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.&lt;br&gt;
Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?&lt;br&gt;
.......................................................&lt;br&gt;
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.&lt;br&gt;
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.&lt;br&gt;
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.&lt;br&gt;
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.&lt;br&gt;
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.&lt;br&gt;
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.&lt;br&gt;
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.&lt;br&gt;
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.&lt;br&gt;
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.&lt;br&gt;
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.&lt;br&gt;
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.&lt;br&gt;
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.&lt;br&gt;
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag"&gt;web&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag"&gt;interesting&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/japan/" rel="tag"&gt;japan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Error Messages on Computer Screens in Japan</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84C9E1B-DF39-465B-9846-CB62DA22B3B9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/"&gt;sohil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I wonder if Vista will adopt this. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html" title="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html"&gt;www.utdallas.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size='5' face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Error Messages From Japan:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the 
computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.&lt;br&gt;
Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?&lt;br&gt;
.......................................................&lt;br&gt;
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag"&gt;web&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag"&gt;interesting&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/japan/" rel="tag"&gt;japan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Error Messages on Computer Screens in Japan</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84C9E1B-DF39-465B-9846-CB62DA22B3B9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/"&gt;sohil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I wonder if Vista will adopt this. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html" title="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html"&gt;www.utdallas.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size='5' face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Error Messages From Japan:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the 
computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.&lt;br&gt;
Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?&lt;br&gt;
.......................................................&lt;br&gt;
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.&lt;br&gt;
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.&lt;br&gt;
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.&lt;br&gt;
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.&lt;br&gt;
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.&lt;br&gt;
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.&lt;br&gt;
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.&lt;br&gt;
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.&lt;br&gt;
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.&lt;br&gt;
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.&lt;br&gt;
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag"&gt;web&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag"&gt;interesting&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/japan/" rel="tag"&gt;japan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Error Messages on Computer Screens in Japan</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84C9E1B-DF39-465B-9846-CB62DA22B3B9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sohil/"&gt;sohil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I wonder if Vista will adopt this. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#e5e5e5"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html" title="http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html"&gt;www.utdallas.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size='5' face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Error Messages From Japan:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face='Comic Sans MS'&gt;Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the 
computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.&lt;br&gt;
Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?&lt;br&gt;
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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.&lt;br&gt;
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.&lt;br&gt;
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.&lt;br&gt;
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.&lt;br&gt;
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.&lt;br&gt;
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.&lt;br&gt;
-------------------------------------------------&lt;br&gt;
Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.&lt;br&gt;
------------------------------------------------- &lt;br&gt;
Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.&lt;br&gt;
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.&lt;br&gt;
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/internet/" rel="tag"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web/" rel="tag"&gt;web&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag"&gt;interesting&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/japan/" rel="tag"&gt;japan&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.utdallas.edu/~ctf031000/haiku.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>