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          SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA— Jonathan Andriesko's weekend acid trip was better planned than his trip to Arizona last month, friends of the 22-year-old video-store clerk reported Monday. "Jon spent hours making sure everything was right," coworker Craig Jaeger said. "He requested two days off from work well in advance, rented &lt;I&gt;2001: A Space Odyssey&lt;/I&gt;, filled up his CD changer with Aphex Twin and Boards Of Canada discs, took the phone off the hook, stocked up on vitamin-C tablets, set up all the food he was going to need for the next 12 hours... You'd think he was planning a wedding." By contrast, Andriesko merely expressed vague plans to "get going sometime Saturday" before embarking on a mid-March trip to Scottsdale&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drugs/" rel="tag"&gt;drugs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interesting/" rel="tag"&gt;interesting&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weird/" rel="tag"&gt;weird&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag"&gt;bizarre&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/vacation/" rel="tag"&gt;vacation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31294?utm_source=onion_rss_daily</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:33:48 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>