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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-usStretch Your Talents as a Condom Tester...http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3FFE4A68-99DA-4DEC-A349-85302D258D44/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/zenu1luv/">zenu1luv</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I guess it's a hard job... <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/australia_condoms_dc" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/australia_condoms_dc">news.yahoo.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/zenu1luv/512/2D78E775-89FC-43A8-AA7F-FF0E5B339928.jpg" alt="Men wearing condom style hats watch marine traffic at the 60th Cannes Film Festival in this May 20, 2007 file photo. Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a 'sexecutive position'. An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products. (Jean-Paul Pelissier/Reuters)" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="source"><A target="ss" href="http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070706/photos_od/2007_07_06t015508_450x281_us_australia_condoms;_ylt=A0WTUdzP649GcVYBAAcZ.3QA">Reuters Photo:</A> Men wearing condom style hats watch marine traffic at the 60th Cannes Film Festival in... </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> CANBERRA (Reuters) - Condom makers say it's the world's best job, a "sexecutive position." An Australian company is seeking real life testers for its condom products. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The "bed-testing" position is unpaid, but 200 selected testers would be up for free pack of Durex products, plus a bonus prize of A$1,000 ($854) for one lucky winner, White said.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Only Australians need apply, and would-be testers will be asked to explain why they should be considered. Humor would help in the application, Durex said.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>"To apply, simply explain why you think you're right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000," said the ad on Web site <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/nm/od_nm/storytext/australia_condoms_dc/23646255/SIG=10pfmmjth/*http://www.durex.com.au"><SPAN id="lw_1183730595_1">www.durex.com.au</SPAN></A>.</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag">sex</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/odd/" rel="tag">odd</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/condems/" rel="tag">condems</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/adult+humor/" rel="tag">adult humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/amusing/" rel="tag">amusing</a></div>http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/australia_condoms_dcSat, 07 Jul 2007 20:51:32 GMTChristmas Cookies Mom Never Made (I Hope!)http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3DCE62B9-0917-42BC-BD60-FF4220F453C4/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/zenu1luv/">zenu1luv</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> LMAO! 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