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XP - Alt Key Symbols

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:19:38 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken
clipper's remarks: How to make all those special symbols easily.

PRINTABLE ALT KEY SYMBOLS FOR REFERENCE

Alt Key + Calculator Number = Symbol

Hold the ALT key & type the number next to the symbol you want on the CALCULATOR part of the keyboard, then release Alt Key. Symbol will appear.

© = 0169 Copyright -------------- ® = 0174 Registered

`¤ = 15`	`¶ = 20`	`§ = 21`	`Ç = 128`	`ü = 129`
`é = 130`	`â = 131`	`ä = 132`	`à = 133`	`å = 134`
`ç = 135`	`ê = 136`	`ë = 137`	`è = 138`	`ï = 139`
`î = 140`	`ì = 141`	`Ä = 142`	`Å = 143`	`É = 144`
`æ = 145`	`Æ = 146`	`ô = 147`	`ö = 148`	`ò = 149`
`û = 150`	`ù = 151`	`ÿ = 152`	`Ö = 153`	`Ü = 154`
`¢ = 155`	`£ = 156`	`¥ = 157`	`ƒ = 159`	`á = 160`
`í = 161`	`ó = 162`	`ú = 163`	`ñ = 164`	`Ñ = 165`
`ª = 166`	`º = 167`	`¿ = 168`	`¬ = 170`	`½ = 171`
`¼ = 172`	`¡ = 173`	`« = 174`	`» = 175`	`ß = 225`
`µ = 230`	`± = 241`	`÷ = 246`	`• = 249`	`· = 250`
`² = 253`	`^ = 350`	` = 352	`~ = 382`

Tags: xp, tips, how to

Cutest Animal Pix...!! omg Sooooo Cuuuute...

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:10:08 GMT

clipped by: HoneySweetie
clipper's remarks: needless to tell u more...just think of the cutest things of the cutest animals u could ever imagine...wish they were all mine...

Clip Source: thecutest.info

The Cutest Recently-
Submitted Images:

by xkcd

Back to voting!

Tags: kittens, puppies, bunnies, animals, pets, funny, cute

Aircraft Maintenance Humor???

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 23:17:02 GMT

clipped by: hipster
clipper's remarks: Ever lost a bag and wondered why? Check out these actual reports by baggage handlers and aircraft maintenance personnel.

Clip Source: members.tripod.com

Aircraft Maintenance Humor???

Aircraft Maintenance Humor (Usually NOT a Laughing Matter!)
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a
sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance
complaints and problems, as submitted by QUANTAS pilots

and the solution recorded by their maintenance engineers.

(By the way Quantas is the only major airline that has never had
an accident.)

P = The problem logged by the pilot.
S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.

******************************************************
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers
lack normal seepage.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for!

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with words.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed

*****************************************************

Tags: happiness, healing, health, humor, joke, jokes., laugh, longevity, pranks, wellness

George Bush Question time with Kids

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:31:39 GMT

clipped by: Deepti

Clip Source: www.avalon5.com

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. “Stanley,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Stanley?” asks ol’ Dubya.

“I have 4 questions” the kid responds.

“First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?”
“Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?”
“Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
“Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don’t have health insurance?”

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right question time. Who has a question?”

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. “Steve” the kid responds. “And what is your question, Steve?” el presidente asks.

“Actually, I have 6 questions” the kid responds.

“First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?”
“Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?”
“Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?”
“Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don’t have health insurance?”
“Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?”
“And sixth, what happened to Stanley?”

Tags: bush, w, george bush, dubya, humour, funny, humor

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:32:27 GMT

clipped by: amberella

Clip Source: moronland.net

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

13) When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." The company thought that the word "embarazar" (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: "It won't leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."

10) Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

9) Pepsi's "Come Alive With the Pepsi Generation" translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From the Grave" in Chinese.

8) When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the smiling baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the labels of what's inside, since many people can't read.

6) Frank Perdue's chicken slogan, "It takes a strong man to make a tender chicken," was translated into Spanish as "it takes an aroused man to make a chicken affectionate."

4) An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I Saw the Potato" (la papa).

3) The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?" prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are You Lactating?"

Tags: humor, slogans

Have a kidcat

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 20:02:28 GMT

clipped by: yaya_mindy

Clip Source: haha.nu

Have a kidcat

The kid, or the cat?

Tags: funny, kid, cats

Clouds

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:49:16 GMT

clipped by: hosss

Clip Source: valuca.funtigo.com

Tags: clouds

Bush Clothes Label

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 21:33:39 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken
clipper's remarks: No mention if the apology was accepted :o) Very creative.

Clip Source: www.davezilla.com

Label instructions

Posted on Monday 11 October 2004
View all posts under: Images and What the–? | Link to this post

This is the clothing label from a small American firm that sells their products in France.

Here’s the translation of the French part of the label:

Wash with warm water
Use mild soap
Dry flat
Do not use bleach
Do not dry in the dryer
Do not iron
We are sorry that our President is an idiot
We did not vote for him

Via Brian

Tags: funny, humour, bush, idiot, france

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:54:24 GMT

clipped by: mingkymomo

Clip Source: healthbolt.net

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

Tags: coke, drink, sugar, effect, soda, health, caffeine, science, fact, interest, interesting, cocacola, pepsi

Stupid things that lawyers ask

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:21:11 GMT

clipped by: Llezika

Clip Source: rinkworks.com

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."

Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

Tags: humor, lawyers

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 23:27:06 GMT

clipped by: eknock28
clipper's remarks: hilarious

Clip Source: www.skirsch.com

English phrase	Chinese Interpretation
Are you harboring a fugitive?	Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P.	Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man	Dum Gai
Small Horse	Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!	No Bai De Thing!!
Did you go to the beach?	Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table	Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift	Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here	Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed?	Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution	Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet	Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone.	No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?	Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright	Yu So Dum
I got this for free	Ai No Pei
I am not guilty	Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer.	Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week.	Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived	Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight	Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile	Wa Shing Ka

Tags: funny, chinese, language, translation

A Morality Test

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:13:55 GMT

clipped by: Malhablada

Clip Source: www.peskylittlepagan.com

From an e-mail...

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, and spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

-------------------------

THE SITUATION

You are in New Orleans, There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, and disappearing under the water.

===============================================

THE TEST

Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's the President, George W. Bush. At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options- you can save the life of the President, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most famous men.

===============================================

THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......

Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

Tags: humor, politics

Have you ever been so tired?

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:37:53 GMT

clipped by: yaya_mindy

Clip Source: haha.nu

Have you been so tired?

Tags: cute, animals, funny, tired

Hidden Program In Windows XP

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:40:09 GMT

clipped by: RiverRed

Clip Source: www.metacafe.com

Hidden Program In Windows XP

Go to Start > Run > and type in eudcedit - this will open up a font editor - allowing you to design your own custom fonts and characters to be used in things like MS Word.

MS Microsoft Word Font Character Hidden Secret Program Windows XP

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Tags: windows

Bus advertising

Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:03:09 GMT

clipped by: coconutshell
clipper's remarks: I don't know who to credit for these so...just enjoy them...The "just one bite" and the "even apeldoorn" ones are smart..

Clip Source: knuttz.net

Tags: advertising, transit, buses, media, interesting, products, service

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XP - Alt Key Symbols

Cutest Animal Pix...!! omg Sooooo Cuuuute...

The Cutest Recently-Submitted Images:

Aircraft Maintenance Humor???

George Bush Question time with Kids

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

Have a kidcat

Have a kidcat

Clouds

Bush Clothes Label

Posted on Monday 11 October 2004View all posts under: Images and What the–? | Link to this post

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

Stupid things that lawyers ask

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

A Morality Test

Have you ever been so tired?

Have you been so tired?

Hidden Program In Windows XP

Hidden Program In Windows XP

Bus advertising

The Cutest Recently-
Submitted Images:

Posted on Monday 11 October 2004
View all posts under: Images and What the–? | Link to this post