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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | yanksrule's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/sort/latest-comments/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/sort/latest-comments/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title> 100 Keyboard shortcuts (Windows)</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/97A9471B-F94D-4B75-8B69-159E58CF5935/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mingkymomo/"&gt;mingkymomo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/2006/12/18/100-keyboard-shortcuts-windows/" title="http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/2006/12/18/100-keyboard-shortcuts-windows/"&gt;www.hongkiat.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 id="post-140" class="entrytitle"&gt; &lt;A rel="bookmark" href="http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/2006/12/18/100-keyboard-shortcuts-windows/"&gt;
      100 Keyboard shortcuts (Windows)      &lt;/A&gt; &lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
CTRL+C (Copy) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+X (Cut) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+V (Paste) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+Z (Undo) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;DELETE (Delete) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;F2 key (Rename the selected item) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+A (Select all) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;F3 key (Search for a file or a folder) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)&lt;BR /&gt;
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CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;ALT+Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu) &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cheatsheet/" rel="tag"&gt;cheatsheet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/command/" rel="tag"&gt;command&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computer/" rel="tag"&gt;computer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computers/" rel="tag"&gt;computers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computing/" rel="tag"&gt;computing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/geek/" rel="tag"&gt;geek&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hacks/" rel="tag"&gt;hacks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/howto/" rel="tag"&gt;howto&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/key/" rel="tag"&gt;key&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/keyboard/" rel="tag"&gt;keyboard&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/list/" rel="tag"&gt;list&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lists/" rel="tag"&gt;lists&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/microsoft/" rel="tag"&gt;microsoft&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/reference/" rel="tag"&gt;reference&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/shortcut/" rel="tag"&gt;shortcut&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/shortcuts/" rel="tag"&gt;shortcuts&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tech/" rel="tag"&gt;tech&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tips/" rel="tag"&gt;tips&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tools/" rel="tag"&gt;tools&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/toread/" rel="tag"&gt;toread&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/typing/" rel="tag"&gt;typing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/useful/" rel="tag"&gt;useful&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windo/" rel="tag"&gt;windo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/2006/12/18/100-keyboard-shortcuts-windows/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:41:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shooter Sent Package to NBC</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B35A2BDB-660B-4F9C-AC8D-29D0EA20E7BF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/V/VIRGINIA_TECH_SHOOTING?SITE=NYNYP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-04-18-17-02-43" title="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/V/VIRGINIA_TECH_SHOOTING?SITE=NYNYP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-04-18-17-02-43"&gt;breakingnews.nypost.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;BLACKSBURG, Va. (AP) -- Between his first and second bursts of gunfire, the 
Virginia Tech gunman mailed a package to NBC News containing images of him 
brandishing weapons and video of him delivering a diatribe about getting even 
with rich people.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;NBC said that a time stamp on the package indicated the material was mailed in 
the two-hour window between the first burst of gunfire in a high-rise dormitory 
and the second fusillade, at a classroom building. Thirty-three people died in 
the rampage, including the gunman, 23-year-old student Cho Seung-Hui, who 
committed suicide.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/shooter/" rel="tag"&gt;shooter&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nbc/" rel="tag"&gt;nbc&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/virginia/" rel="tag"&gt;virginia&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tech/" rel="tag"&gt;tech&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/V/VIRGINIA_TECH_SHOOTING?SITE=NYNYP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-04-18-17-02-43</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:24:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bush gets moles removed</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B7318CB8-D2C5-42B4-8E75-5335B73433F4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/index.html" title="http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/index.html"&gt;www.cnn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="cnnSCImgBox"&gt;&lt;IMG width="220" height="168" border="0" alt="story.bush.moles.ap.jpg" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/story.bush.moles.ap.jpg" /&gt;&lt;P&gt;President Bush before the growths on his left temple were removed.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;WASHINGTON&lt;/B&gt; (CNN) -- Two moles President Bush had removed from his face Friday were benign, White House spokesman Alex Conant said Saturday.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Dermatologist Steve Krivda from Walter Reed Army Medical Center/ National Naval Medical Center and Bush's regular doctor, Richard Tubb, removed the moles from Bush's left temple using a local anesthetic, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Bush has a 1-inch scab on his left temple that is expected to heal in a week to 10 days, but he does not have a bandage, Stanzel said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;He said Bush noticed one mole and had Tubb examine it Monday. Tubb then noticed the second mole and suggested they both be removed. Tests indicated they were not cancerous, according to the White House.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Bush had lesions removed from his face in December 2001 and December 2004. His most recent physical was in August 2006, the White House said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/president/" rel="tag"&gt;president&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bush/" rel="tag"&gt;bush&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/moles/" rel="tag"&gt;moles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/index.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 00:10:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>All-Time MLB Home Run Leaders</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/497F1A24-6BDD-4C16-9960-75CF5B9380F8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/RetroDawg/"&gt;RetroDawg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.retrodawg.com/mlb_runs.htm" title="http://www.retrodawg.com/mlb_runs.htm"&gt;www.retrodawg.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial" color="#ffffff" size="2"&gt; All-Time Major League Baseball Home Run Leaders&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Hank Aaron - 755 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Barry Bonds - 734 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Babe Ruth - 714 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Willie Mays - 660 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sammy Sosa - 588 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Frank Robinson - 586 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Mark McGwire - 583 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Harmon Killebrew - 573 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Rafael Palmeiro - 569 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Ken Griffey Jr. - 563 Home Runs&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mlb/" rel="tag"&gt;mlb&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/baseball/" rel="tag"&gt;baseball&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/players/" rel="tag"&gt;players&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/leaders/" rel="tag"&gt;leaders&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/home+runs/" rel="tag"&gt;home runs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.retrodawg.com/mlb_runs.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:51:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny church quotes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0DB72955-6930-486F-96E8-744DF00E2036/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  FUNNY! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.my-tgif.com/kidsinchurch.htm" title="http://www.my-tgif.com/kidsinchurch.htm"&gt;www.my-tgif.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
             &lt;FONT color="%23000080"&gt;  A little girl became restless
  as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her
  mother and whispered, "&lt;B&gt;Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let
  us go?&lt;/B&gt;" &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
              
          &lt;FONT color="%23ff0000"&gt;A father took his 5-year-old
  son to several baseball games where "The Star-Spangled Banner" was
  sung before the start of each game.  Then, the father and son attended a
  church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day.  The congregation
  sang "The Star-Spangled Banner", and after everyone sat down, the
  little boy suddenly yelled out, &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt; "PLAY BALL!!!" &lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
        A boy was watching his father,
  a pastor, write a sermon.  "&lt;B&gt;How do you know what to say?&lt;/B&gt;" he
  asked.  "&lt;B&gt;Why, God tells me.&lt;/B&gt;"  "&lt;B&gt;Oh, then why do you
  keep crossing things out?&lt;/B&gt;" &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="50%" align="justify"&gt;
        &lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;   &lt;FONT color="%23008080"&gt; 
        A 6-year-old was overheard
  reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service:  "&lt;B&gt;And forgive us our
  trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us.&lt;/B&gt;" &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;IMG width="576" height="5" border="0" src="http://www.my-tgif.com/divider_rainbow_thin.gif" /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;BR /&gt;
                 &lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color="%230000ff"&gt;After a church service on
  Sunday morning, &lt;BR /&gt;
 a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, &lt;BR /&gt;
 "Mom, I've
  decided to become a minister when I grow up." &lt;BR /&gt;
          "That's okay with us, but
  what made you decide that?" &lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;Well,&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt; said the little
  boy, &lt;BR /&gt;
 "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, &lt;BR /&gt;
 and I figure it will be
  more fun to stand up and yell, &lt;BR /&gt;
 than to sit and listen.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;&lt;B&gt;" &lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;IMG width="576" height="5" border="0" src="http://www.my-tgif.com/divider_rainbow_thin.gif" /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;     &lt;BR /&gt;
               &lt;FONT color="%23ff0000"&gt;A mother took her
  three-year-old daughter to church for the first time.  The church lights
  were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted
  candles.  All was quiet, until the little one started to sing in a loud
  voice,&lt;BR /&gt;
           "&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;Happy birthday to you, &lt;BR /&gt;
                happy birthday to
  you...&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;"&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="50%" align="justify"&gt;
        &lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;    
        &lt;FONT color="%23ff0000"&gt;A little boy was attending his
  first wedding.  After the service, his cousin asked him, "&lt;B&gt;How many
  women can a man marry?&lt;/B&gt;"  "&lt;B&gt;Sixteen,&lt;/B&gt;" the boy responded.
        His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. 
  "&lt;B&gt;How do you know that?&lt;/B&gt;"  "&lt;B&gt;Easy,&lt;/B&gt;" the little boy said. 
  "&lt;B&gt;All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said:&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;  &lt;BR /&gt;
         4 better,
  4 worse, &lt;BR /&gt;
         4 richer, 4 poorer.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;" &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/church/" rel="tag"&gt;church&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.my-tgif.com/kidsinchurch.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:37:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Homer Simpson Quotes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DB016EFC-E791-4EC6-B0F7-3B400F7186B3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Really Funny! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/" title="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"&gt;funny.zeeblum.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Operator! Give me the number for 911!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Oh, so they have internet on computers now!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful  things like…love!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me  Superman.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now  quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making  a scene.’&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to  learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Doughnuts. Is there anything they can’t do?&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to  read the manual and press the right buttons.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day  and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;IMG align="right" src="http://2spare.com/_media/imgs/2spare/articles/a34_homer2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a  bottle, they’re on TV!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or  lose: it’s how drunk you get.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be  back for ten minutes!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;[Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never  try.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother!  I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re  about to jab me with something.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
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&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/homer/" rel="tag"&gt;homer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/simpson/" rel="tag"&gt;simpson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:41:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Homer Simpson Quotes Part 2</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/EFE07292-A5CF-45F5-9B62-F3815D6D18B4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  A little late but part 2 &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/" title="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"&gt;funny.zeeblum.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that  girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing  and such and such.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend  half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced  against all races.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I  managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get  you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number  3: It was like that when I got here.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of  people know that.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting  that woman’s bottom? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it  turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so  it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our  personal use.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I  learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I  took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Homer no function beer well without.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’ve always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is — and it’s  me.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m never going to be disabled. I’m sick of being so healthy.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;[Looking at a globe map…country being Uruguay]&lt;BR /&gt;
Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You-are-gay.’&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/homer/" rel="tag"&gt;homer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/simpson/" rel="tag"&gt;simpson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:15:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Yankee Spring Training schedule 2007</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F4E5D897-F021-4DB2-A54A-520297166C39/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/nyy/schedule/spring_training_schedule.jsp" title="http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/nyy/schedule/spring_training_schedule.jsp"&gt;newyork.yankees.mlb.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;TABLE width="581" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="3" border="0"&gt;
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US scientists have found that regular players of shoot-em-ups, such as Half-Life and Medal of Honour, have much better visual skills than most of the population.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;The researchers have shown that gamers were particularly good at spotting details in busy, confusing scenes and could cope with more distractions than average.
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&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Sight skills&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;Researchers Shawn Green and Daphne Bavelier pitted keen players of computer games against people who never play in a series of psychological tests that measure basic visual skills.
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	Although video game playing may seem to be rather mindless, it is capable of radically altering visual attentional processing


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	Keen players were vastly better at this task, and completed it much faster, especially when the test was made more difficult by the circles being filled with distracting shapes.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;Gamers also showed their skill in another experiment that measured "attentional blink" which captures how easy it is to catch someone's attention.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;The test asks subjects to identify a symbol flashed up very soon after the appearance of a first one.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;The second symbol appeared between two-tenths and half a second after the first symbol.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;Gamers managed to correctly identify the second symbol correctly far faster than non-players.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2"&gt;"Video game playing enhances the capacity of visual attention and its spatial distribution," wrote the researchers in a paper published in the journal Nature this week.
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/video/" rel="tag"&gt;video&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/games/" rel="tag"&gt;games&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/good/" rel="tag"&gt;good&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/you/" rel="tag"&gt;you&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2943280.stm</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 15:29:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Reedem Your gift cards</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DFEAEE17-AA55-4ED5-BDAF-3B3090968CCE/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/22/eveningnews/main2292911.shtml" title="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/22/eveningnews/main2292911.shtml"&gt;www.cbsnews.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="body"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;B&gt;(CBS) &lt;/B&gt;Gift cards used to be a panicky, last-minute present, but they've become the perfect gift. They're never the wrong size or the wrong color, &lt;B&gt;CBS News correspondent Anthony Mason&lt;/B&gt; reports.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"It's so small. I don't have to wrap it," says a woman at an Apple store.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"Gift cards are the phenomena of the time-pressed consumer. And when you're running out of time, it's a very convenient out," says Pat Conroy with Deloitte &amp; Touche.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Gift card sales are expected to jump more than 30 percent this holiday season, to a record $25 billion. Two out of every three shoppers are expected to give somebody a gift card. And this year, for the first time ever, gift cards are expected to outsell toys and games, music and movies, even jewelry.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Chris Bachmann says he picked up a gift card at Starbucks for his future father-in-law.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"If he drinks a good cup of coffee, he'll be on my good side in the morning, you know," he says, laughing.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;But be careful. Some cards come with expiration dates or service fees.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"For the individual merchants you buy from, the local restaurant, the chain store, they usually don't expire," says Tod Marks of Consumer Reports. "It's the big-name, credit card-issued cards that have strings attached."  
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Many of us even forget to use them. Best Buy reported a $43 million revenue gain this year from gift cards that hadn't been redeemed. Still, one survey found that gift cards are the thing women ask for most.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"I do like getting gift cards," Pat Demetrio says. "I'm ashamed to say that." She's "ashamed" because her mother used to have a rule that "the tackiest thing in the world would be to give anything resembling money."   
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;But some gift cards don't even look like gift cards anymore. They can laugh like Elmo, light up like a Nintendo game or like a Star Wars light saber — so you're not giving someone an impersonal piece of plastic.
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&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"You give them the gift of shopping," one shopper explains.
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&lt;BR /&gt;And we know how much Americans love to shop.
&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gift/" rel="tag"&gt;gift&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cards/" rel="tag"&gt;cards&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cbs/" rel="tag"&gt;cbs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/12/22/eveningnews/main2292911.shtml</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:08:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>top 10 films of 2006</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/339B7006-DC5C-4D4C-83B8-B087BBF16596/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://50.lycos.com/" title="http://50.lycos.com/"&gt;50.lycos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
The top 10 films of 2006 are: &lt;BR /&gt;
1. High School Musical &lt;BR /&gt;
2. The DaVinci Code &lt;BR /&gt;
3. Pirates of the Caribbean 3 &lt;BR /&gt;
4. X-Men 3 &lt;BR /&gt;
5. V for Vendetta  &lt;BR /&gt;
6. Scary Movie 4 &lt;BR /&gt;
7. Snakes on a Plane &lt;BR /&gt;
8. Talladega Nights &lt;BR /&gt;
9. Saw 3 &lt;BR /&gt;
10. Nacho Libre &lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/top/" rel="tag"&gt;top&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ten/" rel="tag"&gt;ten&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/movies/" rel="tag"&gt;movies&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/films/" rel="tag"&gt;films&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/2006/" rel="tag"&gt;2006&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://50.lycos.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:04:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ear Infection Symptoms</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FFBB579C-FE2B-482F-A7DB-FAE5197F575C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Please read for heath sakes! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://adam.about.com/reports/000078_3.htm" title="http://adam.about.com/reports/000078_3.htm"&gt;adam.about.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD id="admWc"&gt;
        &lt;H3&gt;Symptoms&lt;/H3&gt;
        &lt;P&gt;Symptoms of acute otitis media usually develop suddenly and can include:&lt;/P&gt;
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          &lt;LI&gt;Pain or discomfort in the ear. (It is difficult to determine if a preverbal child or infant has an ear infection. Some children may indicate pain if they have trouble swallowing food and rejecting it. Some parents believe that tugging on the ear indicates an infection, but this gesture is more likely to indicate pain from teething.)&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Coughing.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Nasal congestion.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Fever.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Irritability.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Sleeplessness.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Loss of appetite.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Vomiting.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;Pus in the ear may cause hearing loss in some children.&lt;/LI&gt;
          &lt;LI&gt;If the ear infection is severe, the tympanic membrane may rupture causing the parent to notice pus draining from the ear. (This usually brings relief from pain.)&lt;/LI&gt;
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        &lt;P&gt;Fevers and colds often make children irritable and fussy, so it is difficult to determine if acute otitis media is present as well. In about a third of children with acute middle ear infection, symptoms are not apparent.&lt;/P&gt;
        &lt;H3&gt;Symptoms of Otitis Media with Effusion&lt;/H3&gt;
        &lt;P&gt;Otitis media with effusion (OME) often has no symptoms at all. Some hearing loss may occur, but it is often fluctuating and hard to detect even by observant parents. The only signal to a parent that the condition exists may be when a child complains of "plugged up" hearing. Other symptoms can include not responding to verbal commands, talking louder, and turning up the television or radio.&lt;/P&gt;
        &lt;P&gt;Older children with OME may have difficulty targeting specific sounds in a noisy room. (In such cases, some parents or teachers may attribute their behavior to lack of attention or even to an attention deficit disorder.) OME is often diagnosed, however, only during a regular pediatric visit.&lt;/P&gt;
      &lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ear/" rel="tag"&gt;ear&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/infection/" rel="tag"&gt;infection&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/symptoms/" rel="tag"&gt;symptoms&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://adam.about.com/reports/000078_3.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:03:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Flu Tips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3407060B-8A3A-4AD8-ABE0-DCD63F08FB42/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Important! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://sportsmedicine.about.com/cs/injuryprevention/a/aa010702a.htm" title="http://sportsmedicine.about.com/cs/injuryprevention/a/aa010702a.htm"&gt;sportsmedicine.about.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;OL&gt;
&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Wash your hands frequently&lt;/B&gt;. This is often your best defense. Wash the entire hand using warm water and soap. Don't forget to clean under fingernails. Wash for about 10 seconds. 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Avoid putting your hands near your eyes, nose or mouth&lt;/B&gt;, unless you have washed. Most bacteria and germs are spread from a surface to your hands to your face. Few germs are transmitted through the air. 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Clean your 'shared spaces'&lt;/B&gt; more often than other times of the year. Remember phones, keyboards, steering wheels, office equipment and other items used by several people during the day.  
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Get a flu shot&lt;/B&gt;. Flu shots are especially beneficial for those with wekened immune systems, the elderly or those who come in contact with a lot of people. Check with Health Services for more information. 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Get enough sleep&lt;/B&gt;. During sleep, your body's immune system goes into high gear to protect you from illness. Lack of sleep can reduce immune functioning making you susceptible to sickness. 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Drink more water&lt;/B&gt;. In the fall and winter, it is easy to overlook your thirst and get dehydrated. Make sure you consume 8 glasses a day. 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Continue a moderate exercise program&lt;/B&gt;. Try to maintain a 3-4 day a week exercise routine. Consistency is key. 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Eat healthily&lt;/B&gt;. A good rule is to eat 10-15 calories per pound of "desired body weight." If your ideal weight is 170 lbs, then consume 1700-2550 calories a day (1700 for sedentary individuals and 2550 for extremely active types.) 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; &lt;B&gt;Limit alcohol intake&lt;/B&gt;. Alcohol can be dehydrating which, in turn, may decrease your resistence to bacteria. 
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Finally, &lt;B&gt;listen to your body&lt;/B&gt;. If you are less than 100% you will feel better and recover faster if you let yourself rest.
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/OL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/flu/" rel="tag"&gt;flu&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tips/" rel="tag"&gt;tips&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/10/" rel="tag"&gt;10&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://sportsmedicine.about.com/cs/injuryprevention/a/aa010702a.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 23:13:28 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>