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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | yanksrule's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Watch favorite shows online</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/238C1683-E5F5-420D-A41F-0EF4048186A5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Watch many favorite shows online &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#996666"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cucirca.com/" title="http://www.cucirca.com/"&gt;www.cucirca.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/02/21/13-places-to-watch-tv-online-for-free/"&gt;13 Places to Watch Online TV for Free&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;

&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/04/13/how-to-watch-tv-online-for-free-13-more-links/"&gt;How to Watch TV Online for Free (13 more links)&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/05/22/watch-desperate-housewives-online/"&gt;Watch Desperate Housewives Online&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/05/27/watch-heroes-online/"&gt;Watch Heroes Online&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/05/12/watch-lost-online/"&gt;Watch Lost Online&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/05/06/watch-prison-break-online/"&gt;Watch Prison Break Online&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/06/04/watch-shrek-3-online/"&gt;Watch Shrek 3 Online&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;A href="http://www.cucirca.com/2007/06/16/watch-greys-anatomy-online/"&gt;Watch Grey's Anatomy Online&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/heroes/" rel="tag"&gt;heroes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/prisonbreak/" rel="tag"&gt;prisonbreak&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/desperatehousewifes/" rel="tag"&gt;desperatehousewifes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/shrek3/" rel="tag"&gt;shrek3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cucirca.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:37:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Coach Dies</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A7BD6EA0-944F-422A-AEB5-29B06DB3FBBD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  this is sad &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://sports.aol.com/mlb/story/_a/tragedy-strikes-on-baseball-field/20070723020009990001" title="http://sports.aol.com/mlb/story/_a/tragedy-strikes-on-baseball-field/20070723020009990001"&gt;sports.aol.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;NORTH LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (July 22) - Tulsa Drillers coach Mike Coolbaugh died 
Sunday night after being struck in the head by a line drive as he stood in the 
first-base coach's box during a Texas League game with the Arkansas Travelers, 
police said.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The game was suspended in the ninth inning after Coolbaugh was struck by a 
hard-hit foul ball off the bat of Tino Sanchez and taken to Baptist Medical 
Center-North Little Rock.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Phil Elson, spokesman for the Travelers, said Coolbaugh was struck by the ball 
on the right side of his head, or on the forehead &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Sgt. Terry Kuykendall, spokesman for North Little Rock police, said Coolbaugh 
was still alive when he was put in an ambulance for the trip to the hospital, 
but stopped breathing as the ambulance arrived at the facility.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;"They 
tried to resuscitate him, but he was pronounced dead at 9:47 p.m.," Kuykendall 
said.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Coolbaugh played 44 games in the major leagues over two seasons&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/line/" rel="tag"&gt;line&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drive/" rel="tag"&gt;drive&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/coach/" rel="tag"&gt;coach&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/baseball/" rel="tag"&gt;baseball&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sports/" rel="tag"&gt;sports&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://sports.aol.com/mlb/story/_a/tragedy-strikes-on-baseball-field/20070723020009990001</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:20:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mark Cuban Suing Warrior coach</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D9A66499-5C60-48CA-9A7A-384B828C086C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Rediculous&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/story/152950.html" title="http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/story/152950.html"&gt;www.star-telegram.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
&lt;P&gt;That's according to Don Nelson's attorney, John O'Connor, who said Cuban is 
suing Nelson, claiming the Warriors beat the Mavs in the first round because the 
Warriors' coach -- and former coach of the Mavs -- had "confidential information 
and he [Cuban] wants to enjoin Don from coaching against the Mavericks."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Mavericks owner Mark Cuban believes Golden State's sizzling shooting alone 
didn't sink his basketball team in the most stunning playoff defeat in &lt;A 
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history.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mark/" rel="tag"&gt;mark&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cuban/" rel="tag"&gt;cuban&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/warriors/" rel="tag"&gt;warriors&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nba/" rel="tag"&gt;nba&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nelson/" rel="tag"&gt;nelson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.star-telegram.com/sports/story/152950.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:32:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Here's how you can lower gasoline prices</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6DDA0902-8836-42FF-8945-D412F13E334B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18615572/" title="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18615572/"&gt;www.msnbc.msn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
&lt;P class=textBodyBlack&gt;Our column last week — on the folly of this week’s 
e-mail-hyped gasoline ‘boycott’ — drew a ton of mail. Many readers took issue 
with our view that not buying gas on Wednesday — and just topping off on Tuesday 
or Thursday — will have zero impact on prices. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class=textBodyBlack&gt;&lt;SPAN id=byLine&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;Some were critical of our 
willingness to punch holes in proposed solutions without offering any of our 
own. (We suggest they read &lt;A href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18492185/"&gt;last week’s column&lt;/A&gt; all 
the way through.) Since many people missed the real solution, we’re going to 
give it one more shot.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gas/" rel="tag"&gt;gas&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/prices/" rel="tag"&gt;prices&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18615572/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 01:25:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shooter Sent Package to NBC</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B35A2BDB-660B-4F9C-AC8D-29D0EA20E7BF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/V/VIRGINIA_TECH_SHOOTING?SITE=NYNYP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-04-18-17-02-43" title="http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/V/VIRGINIA_TECH_SHOOTING?SITE=NYNYP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-04-18-17-02-43"&gt;breakingnews.nypost.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;BLACKSBURG, Va. (AP) -- Between his first and second bursts of gunfire, the 
Virginia Tech gunman mailed a package to NBC News containing images of him 
brandishing weapons and video of him delivering a diatribe about getting even 
with rich people.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;NBC said that a time stamp on the package indicated the material was mailed in 
the two-hour window between the first burst of gunfire in a high-rise dormitory 
and the second fusillade, at a classroom building. Thirty-three people died in 
the rampage, including the gunman, 23-year-old student Cho Seung-Hui, who 
committed suicide.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/shooter/" rel="tag"&gt;shooter&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nbc/" rel="tag"&gt;nbc&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/virginia/" rel="tag"&gt;virginia&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tech/" rel="tag"&gt;tech&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://breakingnews.nypost.com/dynamic/stories/V/VIRGINIA_TECH_SHOOTING?SITE=NYNYP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2007-04-18-17-02-43</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:24:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Purple PLants All Over</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/07EBBFED-2B0A-48D2-AD6D-6813E856418A/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070410/sc_livescience/earlyearthwaspurplestudysuggests" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070410/sc_livescience/earlyearthwaspurplestudysuggests"&gt;news.yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The earliest life on Earth might have been just as purple as it is green today, a scientist claims. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Ancient microbes might have used a molecule other than chlorophyll to harness the Sun’s rays, one that gave the organisms a violet hue. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/purple/" rel="tag"&gt;purple&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/earth/" rel="tag"&gt;earth&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070410/sc_livescience/earlyearthwaspurplestudysuggests</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:10:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>End of Era- Price is Right</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DEFB750B-1058-4EB3-B689-3D6D7DE6EDEF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  BOb Barker is retiring! I love that guy. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://blog.netscape.com/2007/03/26/end-of-an-era-the-price-is-right/" title="http://blog.netscape.com/2007/03/26/end-of-an-era-the-price-is-right/"&gt;blog.netscape.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Like a Broadway show in the midst of an endless run, &lt;EM&gt;The Price Is Right 
&lt;/EM&gt;has changed little in the last 35 years. The three female models 
collectively known as Barker's Beauties still introduce dining room sets, trips 
to Fiji, and new cars. Specific games have come and gone, but longtime favorites 
like Plinko, Cliff Hanger, and In the Bag remain. And while Rich Fields may be 
the third announcer in the show's history, he still issues the classic 
invitation: "Come on down! You're the next contestant on &lt;EM&gt;The Price is 
Right!&lt;/EM&gt;"&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;A shake-up, however, is on the way. This coming June, host Bob Barker will 
retire. And on the Los Angeles set-Stage 33 at CBS Television City-there's some 
trepidation about the future. As the network auditions such potential 
replacements as George Hamilton and George Lopez, even executive producer Roger 
Dobkowitz, who started working at the show in 1972, is in the dark about what's 
next&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bob/" rel="tag"&gt;bob&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/barker/" rel="tag"&gt;barker&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/price/" rel="tag"&gt;price&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/is/" rel="tag"&gt;is&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/right/" rel="tag"&gt;right&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/era/" rel="tag"&gt;era&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://blog.netscape.com/2007/03/26/end-of-an-era-the-price-is-right/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 20:15:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MIss USA Winner </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F4B3A1F0-92F4-4CAC-A77A-2DB650C44BA7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://fw20.members.freewebs.com/MembersB/editPageBottom.jsp?token=ba4cc0d60d27895a11181e67ed3&amp;pageID=65400030" title="http://fw20.members.freewebs.com/MembersB/editPageBottom.jsp?token=ba4cc0d60d27895a11181e67ed3&amp;pageID=65400030"&gt;fw20.members.freewebs.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;MIss USa Is Tennesee ,Racheal SMith. She won over Rhode Island. &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tennesee/" rel="tag"&gt;tennesee&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/miss+usa/" rel="tag"&gt;miss usa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://fw20.members.freewebs.com/MembersB/editPageBottom.jsp?token=ba4cc0d60d27895a11181e67ed3&amp;pageID=65400030</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:05:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>In my opinion the best super bowl commercial ever</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/ED84C0D5-A45D-4D2A-8E68-B4E531D98F33/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Funny &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=KzaA6R2-Pn0&amp;feature=PlayList&amp;p=320066AC8090CE21&amp;index=0" title="http://youtube.com/watch?v=KzaA6R2-Pn0&amp;feature=PlayList&amp;p=320066AC8090CE21&amp;index=0"&gt;youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bud/" rel="tag"&gt;bud&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/light/" rel="tag"&gt;light&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/magic/" rel="tag"&gt;magic&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fridge/" rel="tag"&gt;fridge&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/super/" rel="tag"&gt;super&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bowl/" rel="tag"&gt;bowl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://youtube.com/watch?v=KzaA6R2-Pn0&amp;feature=PlayList&amp;p=320066AC8090CE21&amp;index=0</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:50:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cuban Mad at Google</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/13D8DB4C-6471-4196-97A2-5D7873499F54/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://today.reuters.com/news/articleinvesting.aspx?view=CN&amp;storyID=2007-03-07T212414Z_01_N07267382_RTRIDST_0_GOOGLE-CUBAN.XML&amp;rpc=66&amp;type=qcna" title="http://today.reuters.com/news/articleinvesting.aspx?view=CN&amp;storyID=2007-03-07T212414Z_01_N07267382_RTRIDST_0_GOOGLE-CUBAN.XML&amp;rpc=66&amp;type=qcna"&gt;today.reuters.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;NEW YORK, March 7 (Reuters) - A film studio owned by technology and media entrepreneur Mark Cuban asked a U.S. federal court to force Google Inc. (GOOG.O: &lt;A href="http://stocks.us.reuters.com/stocks/overview.asp?symbol=GOOG.O&amp;WTmodLoc=InvArt-C1-ArticlePage1"&gt;Quote&lt;/A&gt;, &lt;A href="http://stocks.us.reuters.com/stocks/fullDescription.asp?symbol=GOOG.O&amp;WTmodLoc=InvArt-C1-ArticlePage1"&gt;Profile&lt;/A&gt; , &lt;A href="http://stocks.us.reuters.com/stocks/analystResearch.asp?symbol=GOOG.O&amp;WTmodLoc=InvArt-C1-ArticlePage1"&gt;Research&lt;/A&gt;) to identify people who put its copyrighted videos on Google Video and YouTube, Cuban said on Wednesday.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Magnolia Pictures, whose films include "Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room" and director Steven Soderbergh's "Bubble," asked a Dallas federal court to issue a subpoena to Google.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"We don't expect to get valid user information," Cuban said in an e-mail correspondence. "If we do, we will contact them and ask them what induced them to upload content they don't own."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The subpoena was filed on March 6. An amended version of the subpoena filed on Wednesday asked Google to provide the information by March 20, a court official said. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cuban/" rel="tag"&gt;cuban&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/google/" rel="tag"&gt;google&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://today.reuters.com/news/articleinvesting.aspx?view=CN&amp;storyID=2007-03-07T212414Z_01_N07267382_RTRIDST_0_GOOGLE-CUBAN.XML&amp;rpc=66&amp;type=qcna</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:45:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Television on your Cell Phone</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B3095F0F-1B1F-41D0-8307-332896D48F32/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/bookchick49/"&gt;bookchick49&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2100112,00.asp" title="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2100112,00.asp"&gt;www.pcmag.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="Article_Title"&gt;Verizon Wireless Kicks Off Mobile Phone TV&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="Article_Date"&gt;03.02.07&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P nd="1"&gt;
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Verizon Wireless, the second-biggest U.S. mobile phone provider, launched &lt;A class="iAs" classname="iAs" href="#" target="_blank" itxtdid="3545291"&gt;television&lt;/A&gt; services on its phones, run by Qualcomm Inc. unit MediaFlo, in 20 U.S. markets on Thursday.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
Verizon Wireless, a venture of Verizon Communications Inc. and Vodafone Group Plc, said it is charging $15 a month for the service, which includes eight channels that broadcast full-length TV shows to phones 24 hours a day.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
The &lt;A class="iAs" classname="iAs" href="#" target="_blank" itxtdid="3452409"&gt;picture quality&lt;/A&gt; of the new service would be on a par with home TV and roughly twice as clear as Verizon Wireless' existing Vcast video service, spokesman Jeff Nelson said.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P nd="14"&gt;
Available channels include a live feed from MTV, and programming from CBS Corp., NBC, ESPN, Fox, Nickelodeon and Comedy Central. Some programs are shown at the same time as regular TV, while others are rescheduled to match the heaviest mobile phone television viewing times, Nelson said.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/television/" rel="tag"&gt;television&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cell+phone/" rel="tag"&gt;cell phone&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2100112,00.asp</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:19:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>CHeating in NASCAR</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D717AC79-3392-418C-9093-AD6E8203C28A/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  that isn't a surprise&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/lars_anderson/02/16/cheating/index.html" title="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/lars_anderson/02/16/cheating/index.html"&gt;sportsillustrated.cnn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;You can see the nervousness every time a racecar is put through the inspection bay at Daytona International Speedway. It's in the way the crew guys bite their nails, fidget around, pace back and forth, and intently watch as a team of white-shirted NASCAR inspectors picks over every inch of their car with the patience and diligence of a doctor trying to diagnose the most complex of medical problems.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The NASCAR inspectors have been busy during this historical week of cheating at Daytona. Five crew chiefs have been suspended, one (&lt;B&gt;David Hayder&lt;/B&gt; of &lt;B&gt;Michael Waltrip&lt;/B&gt; Racing) was hit with a record-setting fine of $100,000, and one driver (Waltrip) narrowly escaped being booted off the Daytona premises after a mysterious Vaseline-like substance was found in his fuel.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nascar/" rel="tag"&gt;nascar&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cheating/" rel="tag"&gt;cheating&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/lars_anderson/02/16/cheating/index.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 00:14:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bush gets moles removed</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B7318CB8-D2C5-42B4-8E75-5335B73433F4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/index.html" title="http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/index.html"&gt;www.cnn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="cnnSCImgBox"&gt;&lt;IMG width="220" height="168" border="0" alt="story.bush.moles.ap.jpg" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/story.bush.moles.ap.jpg" /&gt;&lt;P&gt;President Bush before the growths on his left temple were removed.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;WASHINGTON&lt;/B&gt; (CNN) -- Two moles President Bush had removed from his face Friday were benign, White House spokesman Alex Conant said Saturday.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Dermatologist Steve Krivda from Walter Reed Army Medical Center/ National Naval Medical Center and Bush's regular doctor, Richard Tubb, removed the moles from Bush's left temple using a local anesthetic, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Bush has a 1-inch scab on his left temple that is expected to heal in a week to 10 days, but he does not have a bandage, Stanzel said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;He said Bush noticed one mole and had Tubb examine it Monday. Tubb then noticed the second mole and suggested they both be removed. Tests indicated they were not cancerous, according to the White House.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Bush had lesions removed from his face in December 2001 and December 2004. His most recent physical was in August 2006, the White House said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/president/" rel="tag"&gt;president&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bush/" rel="tag"&gt;bush&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/moles/" rel="tag"&gt;moles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/17/bush.moles/index.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 00:10:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Spears Bald</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3B906F03-409E-48E2-9770-7D6C43743727/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/17/britney.bald.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories" title="http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/17/britney.bald.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories"&gt;www.cnn.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/yanksrule/512/A1612D4B-AE70-46C9-BC14-3F332167B430.jpg" alt="story.britney.front.kabc.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;LOS ANGELES, California&lt;/B&gt; (AP) -- Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo -- a pair of red and pink lips.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist." (&lt;A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self"&gt;Watch a bald Britney Spears in the tattoo parlor&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self"&gt;&lt;IMG width="19" vspace="1" hspace="0" height="12" border="0" class="cnnVideoIcon" alt="Video" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.5/main/icon_video.gif" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;)&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/brittany/" rel="tag"&gt;brittany&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/spears/" rel="tag"&gt;spears&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bald/" rel="tag"&gt;bald&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/17/britney.bald.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 00:01:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny church quotes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0DB72955-6930-486F-96E8-744DF00E2036/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  FUNNY! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.my-tgif.com/kidsinchurch.htm" title="http://www.my-tgif.com/kidsinchurch.htm"&gt;www.my-tgif.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
             &lt;FONT color="%23000080"&gt;  A little girl became restless
  as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her
  mother and whispered, "&lt;B&gt;Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let
  us go?&lt;/B&gt;" &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
              
          &lt;FONT color="%23ff0000"&gt;A father took his 5-year-old
  son to several baseball games where "The Star-Spangled Banner" was
  sung before the start of each game.  Then, the father and son attended a
  church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day.  The congregation
  sang "The Star-Spangled Banner", and after everyone sat down, the
  little boy suddenly yelled out, &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt; "PLAY BALL!!!" &lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
        A boy was watching his father,
  a pastor, write a sermon.  "&lt;B&gt;How do you know what to say?&lt;/B&gt;" he
  asked.  "&lt;B&gt;Why, God tells me.&lt;/B&gt;"  "&lt;B&gt;Oh, then why do you
  keep crossing things out?&lt;/B&gt;" &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="50%" align="justify"&gt;
        &lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;   &lt;FONT color="%23008080"&gt; 
        A 6-year-old was overheard
  reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service:  "&lt;B&gt;And forgive us our
  trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us.&lt;/B&gt;" &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;IMG width="576" height="5" border="0" src="http://www.my-tgif.com/divider_rainbow_thin.gif" /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;BR /&gt;
                 &lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color="%230000ff"&gt;After a church service on
  Sunday morning, &lt;BR /&gt;
 a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, &lt;BR /&gt;
 "Mom, I've
  decided to become a minister when I grow up." &lt;BR /&gt;
          "That's okay with us, but
  what made you decide that?" &lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;Well,&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt; said the little
  boy, &lt;BR /&gt;
 "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, &lt;BR /&gt;
 and I figure it will be
  more fun to stand up and yell, &lt;BR /&gt;
 than to sit and listen.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%230000ff"&gt;&lt;B&gt;" &lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;IMG width="576" height="5" border="0" src="http://www.my-tgif.com/divider_rainbow_thin.gif" /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;     &lt;BR /&gt;
               &lt;FONT color="%23ff0000"&gt;A mother took her
  three-year-old daughter to church for the first time.  The church lights
  were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted
  candles.  All was quiet, until the little one started to sing in a loud
  voice,&lt;BR /&gt;
           "&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;Happy birthday to you, &lt;BR /&gt;
                happy birthday to
  you...&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;"&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="50%" align="justify"&gt;
        &lt;P align="justify"&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana"&gt;    
        &lt;FONT color="%23ff0000"&gt;A little boy was attending his
  first wedding.  After the service, his cousin asked him, "&lt;B&gt;How many
  women can a man marry?&lt;/B&gt;"  "&lt;B&gt;Sixteen,&lt;/B&gt;" the boy responded.
        His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. 
  "&lt;B&gt;How do you know that?&lt;/B&gt;"  "&lt;B&gt;Easy,&lt;/B&gt;" the little boy said. 
  "&lt;B&gt;All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said:&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;  &lt;BR /&gt;
         4 better,
  4 worse, &lt;BR /&gt;
         4 richer, 4 poorer.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Verdana" color="%23ff0000"&gt;" &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/church/" rel="tag"&gt;church&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.my-tgif.com/kidsinchurch.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:37:16 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>