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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 20:55:17 GMT

clipped by: xlegendarylinkx
clipper's remarks: To much fun!

1 You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2 Your Jedi robe is camouflaged.
3 You have ever used your light sabre to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4 At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5 You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6 You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7 The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.
8 Wookies are offended by your body odor.
9 You have ever used the force to get yourself another Bud Light so you didn't miss an interview with any of the Allisons on CMT.
10 You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
11 Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, boy come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."
12 You have ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13 You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14 You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
15 You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
16 Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17 You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18 You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
19 You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
20 When your light sabre opens, it plays a few bars of "Dixie."
21 You want to send your speeder bike to Orange County Choppers for overhaul.
22 If you hear . . . "Luke, I'm your father...and your uncle."

Tags: star wars, jedi, humor

Computer Gender Joke

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:25:23 GMT

clipped by: xlegendarylinkx
clipper's remarks: Both arguments seem to be valid...

Clip Source: www.geekoftheday.com

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' ''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el lapiz.''

A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (''la computadora''), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (''el computador''), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

Tags: computer, humor, jokes, geek

Clouds

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:49:16 GMT

clipped by: hosss

Clip Source: valuca.funtigo.com

Tags: clouds

Computer Nerd T-Shirt Slogans

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:17:19 GMT

clipped by: xlegendarylinkx

Clip Source: www.fun-with-english.co.uk

Sunday

Computer Nerd T-Shirt Slogans

<-------- The information went data way --------

2 + 2 = 5 for Extremely Large values of 2.

A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!

All computers wait at the same speed.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Backups? We don' NEED no Steenking backups.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...

Best file compression around: "DEL. = 100% COMPRESSION

BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding

BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd Down, 4th Quarter, 5 Yards to Go!

Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster.

C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand In The Corner.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?

Definition of an UPGRADE: Take old bugs out, Put New Ones In.

E Pluribus Modem

Error? Impossible! My Modem is Error Correcting.

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to Continue.

File not found. Should I Fake It? (Y/N)

Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.

Press any key... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

Press any key to continue or any OTHER key to quit...

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee.

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

Who's General Failure & why is he reading My Disk?

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

4 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess a nerd could be expected to misspell "its".

10:20 PM

Your Teacher said...

But what excuse English teachers?

Thanks. ;-)

6:34 PM

Raphael Gadomski said...

I would like to wear some of those...

11:14 PM

Your Teacher said...

Would you qualify as a computer nerd?

9:58 PM

Funny Sign

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:25:13 GMT

clipped by: xlegendarylinkx
clipper's remarks: This sign has got to be the most stupid thing I have ever seen, but it is hilarious.

Clip Source: img124.imageshack.us

Tags: crazysigns

Lots of Funny cartoon--"Bunny suicides"

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:17:30 GMT

clipped by: mingkymomo

Clip Source: bj.sina.com.cn

Tags: bunny, suicide, catoon, toon, rabbit, fun, funny, humor, pics, picture, lol, cool, interesting, interest, book

These Signs Are Hilarious

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 20:31:54 GMT

clipped by: zlaw777

Clip Source: www.nirvani.net

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.

-- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.

Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

Tags: bizarre, bizzare, humour, humor, picture, pictures, photo, pic, pics

Birthday Calculator--Fun Facts About You and Your Birthday

Sat, 25 Nov 2006 00:22:30 GMT

clipped by: gingembre
clipper's remarks: Starting with your date of conception--an event that many of us don't want to think about. LOL.

Clip Source: www.paulsadowski.com

Enter your birthdate:

Month Day Year

Click on Submit and then scroll down for fun statistics and your astrological data.

Tags: birthday, calculator, fun, trivia, entertainment

Hilarious Kermit Cartoon

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 16:15:54 GMT

clipped by: adamc
clipper's remarks: Too funny

Clip Source: www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk

Tags: kermit, cartoon, funny, humor

Error Messages on Computer Screens in Japan

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMT

clipped by: sohil
clipper's remarks: I wonder if Vista will adopt this.

Clip Source: www.utdallas.edu

Error Messages From Japan:

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.
Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?
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The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Tags: internet, web, interesting, japan, funny, fun, humor