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To stop drunken Email"s

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:42:43 GMT

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New Gmail Feature Halts Sending Of "Drunken E-Mails"

Google Inc. has introduced a new feature in its Gmail that will prevent a drunk person from sending stupid or bad e-mails late at night. The optional feature called "Mail Goggles" activates when Gmail users compose e-mail at the program's default launching time of between 10 p. m. of Friday to 4 a. m. on Saturday. Arithmetical quizzes will appear on the screen that should be answered in seconds by the user. Failure to answer the quizzes will cause the e-mail to be put on hold.

6steps to Breakdancing

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:33:37 GMT

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How to Do the 6 Step (Breakdancing)

From a pushup position, extend right leg under left. Lean on the outside of your right shoe. Take your left hand off the floor.

Put your right leg over your left leg (around your left knee).

Go into the crab position. Bring your right leg out from behind your left leg. Plant your right foot down next to your left foot (shoulder width apart). Put your left hand on the floor behind you.

Bring your left leg behind your right leg (around your left knee). Lean on the outside of your left shoe. Lift your right hand up.

Move your right leg behind you.

Extend your left leg back and put your right hand down

Variation

Do everything as above except that instead of going into the crab position, put only your right hand on the floor behind you (not both). When you go to the next step, you quickly switch your hands (lift your right hand off the floor, put your left hand down as you're moving your legs).

Naked British!!!

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:23:50 GMT

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Naked British pursuit in Japan

A bald, naked man, who said he was a British tourist, has gone swimming in the moat of Japan's Imperial Palace.

Eyewitnesses said he managed to climb the palace wall, throwing rocks and splashing water at police before being taken into custody.

Television footage showed the tall man getting out of the water at one point, chasing police with a rock and a plastic construction site pole.

He then went back to the murky water and swam across to the other side of the moat, climbing up the eight-metre stone wall of the palace.

He was caught by two policemen, after a chase which eyewitnesses said lasted for an hour-and-a-half.

One witness said: "I've never heard of anyone doing such a thing. He must be a bit crazy."

Television pics showed passers-by gathering around the moat and watching the chase, giggling and taking photos on mobile phones.

Police said it was unclear what his motives were, although media said he had dropped a bag in the water.

Quality Time

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:48:27 GMT

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Laugh IT Out

For Couples Who Want To Spend Quality Time Together

Sarcastic Police,,

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:44:08 GMT

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Top Sarcastic Police Comments

You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.’

‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They stretch after awhile.’

‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.’

‘Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.’

‘You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?’

‘Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?’

‘Warning! You want a warning? OK., I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.’

‘The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?’

‘Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.’

NO JACK!!

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:41:40 GMT

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No Jack No Problem

The Honest LAWYER

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:21:40 GMT

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The Honest Lawyer

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church.”

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000.”

The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000.”

MORE funny clips,,

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:13:24 GMT

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Staying Ahead Of Time - This Is How You Can Do It

Room Of A Video Game Freak

Safest Parking

Too Close For Comfort

When You Invite Trouble - Its Easy To Accept

Die Hard Smoker

Too Much Safety

Anything For KFC

Height Of Loneliness

BOMB Technician - Keep Up With Him

Cheered Too Hard

This Baby Sitter Is Talented

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Need Money For Alcohol Research

Kids Say the Nicest Things

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:07:31 GMT

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Kids Say The Nicest Things

Crowded Beach!!!

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:58:17 GMT

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Crowded Korean Beach

Zaki deal in place

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:41:27 GMT

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Zaki deal in place

Wigan Athletic owner Dave Whelan insists the club have first option on Egyptian striker Amr Zaki.

The powerful front-man is currently on a season-long loan at JJB Stadium from El Zamalek and has proven to be an instant hit in English football.

Four goals in as many top flight matches have seen the 25-year-old draw admiring glances from a host of top clubs, raising fears that the African ace may be tempted away from the Latics.

"We have got the right to buy him and are not worried about the situation," said the Latics owner.

"There is a deal in place. The fans love him and as far as I'm concerned he is Alan Shearer the second.

"He is built like him. He has the same attributes and he knows where the goal is. When you watched Alan play he was always in the right place at the right time and this lad is the same.

"You just seem to know that he will score. He is powerful and he can smash them in. He is a very clever player.

Flying car for sale on ebay

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:42:24 GMT

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World's First Flying Car Type Aircraft Being Auctioned On eBay

Moller International is auctioning its first flying car type aircraft on eBay, saying it is in perfect condition, in the same configuration as it flew during its international press flight and is expected to appreciate in value as production models go on sale.

"The M200X was the first flying car type vehicle to successfully demonstrate that it was possible to hover and maneuver a personal VTOL aircraft by someone with virtually no pilot training," the company said in a statement on the auction site.

The company is billing the Moller International M200x as a "A Piece Of Aviation History For Sale." As of 8:23 a.m. ET, the current bid was $18,888.00 and there were 32 bids, although the reserve hadn't been met at that time. The auction is slated to end on Oct. 7 at 08:23 a.m. PDT.

Caption This,,

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:32:10 GMT

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Caption This!

The Worlds Luckiest Man or Unlucky

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:05:41 GMT

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Clip Source: www.amazingposts.com

In January, 1962, for example, Selak was traveling via train from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik. However, the train had suddenly derailed and plunged into an icy river, killing 17 passengers. Selak managed to escape, and only suffered a broken arm and minor scrapes and bruises.

The following year, while flying from Zagreb to Rijeka when the door blew away from the cockpit, forcing him out of the plane. Although 19 others were killed, he suffered only minor injuries and had miraculously landed in a haystack.

In 1966, he was riding on a bus that crashed and plunged into a river. Four others were killed, but Selak managed to escape unharmed.

In 1970, he managed to escape before a faulty fuel pump engulfed his car into flames.

In 1973, another of Selak's cars caught fire, forcing fire through the air vents. He suffered no injuries save the loss of most of his hair.

In 1995, he was hit by a city bus, but once again suffered minor injuries.

The World's Luckiest Man

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Paul Newman Dies at 83,,R.I.P.

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:55:58 GMT

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Paul Newman dies at 83

The screen legend Paul Newman has died at the age of 83 after losing a long battle against cancer.

Newman died yesterday at his farmhouse near Westport, Connecticut, said his publicist, Jeff Sanderson. He was surrounded by family and close friends.

Newman was nominated for an Oscar 10 times, winning a best actor trophy in 1987 for The Colour Of Money. The actor with the piercing blue eyes is best known for his leading roles in The Hustler, Cool Hand Luke and for playing opposite longtime friend Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

In May 2007 he said he was giving up acting. "I'm not able to work anymore ... at the level that I would want to," he told the US broadcaster ABC.

Newman initially tried to play down concerns about his health after reports that he was having cancer treatment in New York. This year he pulled out of directing a Connecticut stage production of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men because of unspecified health problems.