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Top 10 Worst Company URL's

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 22:39:01 GMT

clipped by: Wolveseatdogs
clipper's remarks: LMAO

Top 10 Worst Company URLs

Filed under: Wacky Web — Admin at 3:09 pm on Wednesday, August 2, 2006

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name
selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do
this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies
who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give
their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent
that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their
whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

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Tags: humour, internet, web, url

Top Ten Worst Domain Names

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:48:21 GMT

clipped by: rotofade

Clip Source: easywebbers.com

Top ten worst domain names

Author: Simon

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church . Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

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Tags: domain name, top ten, buzzword, clever, comic, funny, humor, internet, language, pronunciation, satire, web, web 2.0

Famous "Quotes" on Sex

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:43:30 GMT

clipped by: Scattered_Fusion

Clip Source: www.2spare.com

My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

Lord, grant me chastity and continence... but not yet.

St. Augustine

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Woody Allen

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Rodney Dangerfield

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

Lynn Lavner

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

George Burns

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships

Sharon Stone

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

Robert De Niro

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

Dustin Hoffman

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

Jerry Seinfeld

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

Tags: celebrity, entertainment, sex, humor, funny, quotes

10 Signs you've been using Firefox too long

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:46:52 GMT

clipped by: kankamuso

Clip Source: penguinpetes.com

1. You sit right next to a window but you still just look at your ForecastFox icon to see what it's like outside.

2. You fumble with the TV remote for a minute before remembering that you can't open another channel in a new tab.

3. Everybody else says "Google it" now, but in addition you can also Yahoo it, Wiki it, and eBay it.

4. Your sole measure of a celebrity's popularity is whether they appear on Stumble-Upon.

5. You have to think hard to remember what a pop-up or a banner ad looks like.

6. You think Debian should have backed down on the whole Iceweasel thing.

7. Your distaste for Internet Explorer has branched into an irrational phobia of the letter 'e'.

8. You message your spouse through ChatZilla to find out what's for dinner instead of just going upstairs.

9. A web page without CSS looks naked to you.

10. Your spelling used to be terrible until version 2.0 came out.

Tags: funny, humor, firefox, lists

My Celebrity Look-Alikes (knslyr)

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 20:29:20 GMT

clipped by: knslyr
clipper's remarks: Fun online imaging tool! Does require registering though, so bring your disposable email address.

And as for my personal collage.... yes, I'm that darn good looking.

Clip Source: brt.typepad.com

Clip Source: www.myheritage.com

Tags: photography, fun, entertainment, celebrity, collage

Which celebrity do you look like?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 17:40:18 GMT

clipped by: l1wulf
clipper's remarks: Upload a photo and it is compared against a database of celebrities. Fun and pretty accurate. This didn't clip very well and there wasn't an actual description that was clipable. Try it with different photos.

Clip Source: www.myheritage.com

Upload a photo:

Tip!	For best results, upload a photo with large, front-facing and straight faces.

Run face recognition!

Loading photo, please wait...

Tip!	Try additional photos later on to see which celebrities appear more than once. Free registration is required to view the results

Tags: fun, celebrity, photo

Celebrities Without Makeup

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:16:49 GMT

clipped by: Scattered_Fusion

Clip Source: seehere.blogspot.com

Tags: celebrity, entertainment, photos, pics

POLL: Most men wouldn't get naked with Beyonce

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:07:30 GMT

clipped by: sohil

Clip Source: lifestyle.indiatimes.com

Men may lust after the woman with the perfect body, but most would be too nervous to drop their clothes in front of her, a new poll has found

The poll also found that most men think that their bodies look more like Ricky Gervais than David Beckham. As it turns out, most men prefer a small waist and big bottom on their woman.

The skinny trend doesn’t really appeal to men, the poll also found, for just six per cent fancied skinny women. Also, only three per cent of men said they wanted to see skinny Posh Spice in the buff. Top celebrity body was curvy Scarlett Johansson, followed by Beyonce.

90 per cent of men who took part in the poll admitted that they lusted after curves, and 35 per cent said they liked a rounded tummy.

Also putting women’s fears at rest was the fact that just one in ten men are turned off by love handles, and only 16 per cent hate flat chests and stretch marks, according to the poll.

they were more likely to be ‘intimidated’ by her super body

Tags: men, women, poll, research, london, sex, body

Read this clip and try not to say WTF!!

Fri, 30 May 2008 01:49:04 GMT

clipped by: egoldstein
clipper's remarks: I mean, are you kidding me!? Rachel Ray and Dunkin Donuts were offering "symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism" because she was wearing a black and white scarf. After this one, it's going to take a whole to shock me

Honestly, i just tagged this clip dunkin donuts, rachel ray and terrorism - WTF indeed!!

Clip Source: money.cnn.com

BOSTON (AP) -- Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an online advertisement featuring Rachael Ray after complaints that a fringed black-and-white scarf that the celebrity chef wore in the ad offers symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism.

Tags: dunkin donuts, rachel ray, terrorism, wtf

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 20:18:26 GMT

clipped by: boozich
clipper's remarks: " Never mess up an apology with an excuse"

Clip Source: independentsources.com

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

Tags: unintentionally, worst, company, urls

Tallest Dog Meets Smallest Dog (Great Pics)

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:33:02 GMT

clipped by: BartendingBear
clipper's remarks: 42" vs. 4" = ZOWIE!

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

Despite their radical difference in size, these two dogs have something in common - Gibson the Great Dane and Boo Boo the toy Chihuahua are both world record holders.

Measuring a whopping 107cm, gentle giant Gibson was named tallest dog back in 2004. Joining him in the hall of fame for 2007 is tiny Boo Boo who only measures 10.16cm tall and is smaller than Gibson's head.

The two celebrity hounds, who were both bred in America, met up to celebrate Guinness World Records Day 2007 outside the White House in Washington D.C.

The tiny mutt was only about the size of a thumb when she was born; so small, in fact, that she had to be fed with an eye dropper every two hours before she could eventually nurse a bottle. Now she is a diminuitive diva.

Owner Sandy Hall lives with her dog Gibson in Sacramento, California. The Great Dane is also the world's tallest therapy dog and regularly visits children's hospitals.

Tags: dog, dogs, record

Sarcasm Society

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:02:32 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: www.sarcasmsociety.com

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Snowflake - 3 Months of CUTE!

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:17:48 GMT

clipped by: BartendingBear
clipper's remarks: Polar bear cubs are just heart-breaking adorable.

Clip Source: www.spiegel.de

Nuremberg's celebrity polar bear cub Snowflake is growing up fast -- and getting ready for her first public appearance.

Clip Source: www.spiegel.de

Snowflake's keepers allowed the bear to go outside for the first time on Tuesday, but in a private open-air enclosure not accessible to the public.

Clip Source: www.spiegel.de

According to Nuremberg Zoo, the little furball should be ready for her first public appearance in early April, if she continues to develop at her current rate.

Clip Source: www.spiegel.de

The zoo decided to raise the little bear by hand after she appeared to be in danger of injury at the paws of her mother.

Clip Source: www.spiegel.de

On Tuesday she was given her first bone to gnaw on, to celebrate her three-month birthday.

Clip Source: www.spiegel.de

Snowflake also has a new toy -- a knotted scarf.

Who walked into a bar?

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:36:56 GMT

clipped by: coconutshell
clipper's remarks: I like the last one.

Clip Source: notorc.blogspot.com

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do I come here often?"

A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.

A pair of battery jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You can come in here, but you better not start anything!"

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me. I'm just looking around."

Tags: humour, funny, humor, jokes, bar

My Celebrity Look-Alikes (bignosemousie)

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 21:26:43 GMT

clipped by: knslyr

Clip Source: brt.typepad.com

Tags: entertainment, celebrity, photos

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Top 10 Worst Company URL's

Top Ten Worst Domain Names

Famous "Quotes" on Sex

10 Signs you've been using Firefox too long

My Celebrity Look-Alikes (knslyr)

Which celebrity do you look like?

Celebrities Without Makeup

POLL: Most men wouldn't get naked with Beyonce

Read this clip and try not to say WTF!!

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Tallest Dog Meets Smallest Dog (Great Pics)

Sarcasm Society

Sarcasm SocietyTM

Sarcasm Lessons

Latest Forum Posts

Sarcastic TV Shows

Snowflake - 3 Months of CUTE!

Who walked into a bar?

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