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Students fix up veterans muscle car

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:54:17 GMT

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National Guardsman Returns Home for Car Surprise

When Andrew Stiles returns from Iraq in May, the Oklahoma resident will have a surprise waiting for him, perhaps sitting in the airplane hangar when he steps off to meet his family.

The 1973 Plymouth Barracuda he’s owned for 30 years this Valentine’s Day-and been meaning to fix up for quite some time-will be waiting for him. As for that restoration he's yet to get around to, the students at WyoTech will have already taken care of it.

A neighbor of Stiles, with two nephews as WyoTech graduates, contacted the school about the project, and WyoTech has agreed to restore the car this spring in time for Stiles' homecoming.

"For nine years, the guy’s been walking past it, looking at it, kicking the tires, wishing and hoping, and now he’s out serving," Mikkelson said.

The students are wanting to do it as a favor for this guy in Iraq, but it's also the additional training and experience that they're going to get that they look forward to on this

Tags: veteran, iraq, muscle cars

Crazy religious nut gets pwned by kid

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:55:07 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Ha ha!

Clip Source: www.themishmash.com

6. Out of the mouth of children...

Tags: christian, crazy, pwned

They're Illusions Michael

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:22:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: New magic game for Nintendo DS

Clip Source: arstechnica.com

They're illusions, Michael. Tricks are something a whore does for money.

Master of Illusion for the DS wants to teach you magic

Nintendo has another idea to stretch the boundaries of what the DS can do. First it trained our brain, then our sight, and of course the DS also taught us languages. Now Nintendo wants us to learn magic! Nintendo's new title, Master of Illusion, promises to teach you some magic with the touch screen and the included deck of cards.

Tags: nintendo ds, arrested development, magic, illusions

Bob the Karate Kitten

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:17:44 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Sorry, just filling my daily internet kitten quota.

Clip Source: cutest.kitten.ever.com

Bob The Karate Kitten

Tags: kitten

Honda Element camping

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:07:00 GMT

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clipper's remarks: New accessory for Element.

Clip Source: blog.outdoorzy.com

Tags: honda, element, camping

Haha, eating meat makes you more attractive

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:59:09 GMT

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Clip Source: www.greendaily.com

Are vegetarians less attractive?

As you're probably aware, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is obsessed with linking vegetarianism and sex.

insinuating that by ~~drinking Budweiser~~ dropping meat from your diet that you look like their uber-sexy, mostly-naked supermodel

It seems that a) consuming meat makes you more attractive, b) the best looking people don't love animals enough to stop eating them

Tags: peta, meat

Tips for motorcycle riders

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:03:16 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Good tips if you ride a motorcycle.

Clip Source: news.wyotech.edu

Don't Leave Home Without These Tools in Your Motorcycle

There's nothing worse than being stranded on the road with a motorcycle in need of repair.

No matter what the skill level, the right tools, when you need them, are a man's best friend.

Believe it or not, the standard took kit kept in a plastic pouch under the seat, may not be the best thing to trust

These tools are usually mass produced, and the metal is soft and easy to break or bend

Having a good socket set is a priority,

Don't forget to include the trusty Allen Wrench set

Remember, pliers with rubber handles give you a far better grip when your hands are greasy.

Tags: motorcycle repair, tools

Hollywood scab writer promo

Thu, 01 Nov 2007 20:02:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: This guys made some promo videos in light of the writers strike. He's willing and able to write the next blockbuster. Funny videos.

Clip Source: www.hollywoodscabwriter.com

MY PROMOTIONAL VIDEOS

Tags: hollywood, writers, strike

Windows XP: Downgrade today! [pic]

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 22:18:37 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Photo recently taken...

Clip Source: www.bigtoach.com

Tags: windows

Wait, what??

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:44:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Worlds worst written flyer?

Clip Source: cache.consumerist.com

Tags: confusing

Real life sea monster

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:06:47 GMT

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Clip Source: paranormal.about.com

Paranormal Phenomena

Unknown Sea Creature

This rotting "sea serpent" carcass was captured by the Japanese fishing boat, the Zuiyo-Maru off the coast of New Zealand.

Tags: deep sea creatures

cutest squirell pic ever

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:53:00 GMT

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Clip Source: www.flickr.com

Tags: squirells

Blackwater: Making more Enemies for our Country

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:51:51 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Great story. Worth a read!

Clip Source: www.chicagotribune.com

Blackwater and me: A love story it ain't

during my own yearlong tour in Iraq, the bad boys of Blackwater twice came closer to killing me than did any of the insurgents or Al Qaeda types. That sort of thing sticks with you.

Their response was, to say the least, contrary to the best interests of the United States effort in Iraq. Barreling through in their huge, black armored Suburbans and Expeditions, they drove other cars onto the sidewalk even as they popped off rounds

But imagining that incident from an Iraqi perspective made it clear to me that though Blackwater USA draws its paycheck from Uncle Sam, it's not working in Uncle Sam's best interests.

Erik Prince, the founder of Blackwater and a Naval Academy dropout who served less time under the colors of the nation, in uniform, than my most recent pair of boots.

Apparently, Blackwater's agents did not like the look of us, the main body of cars in front of them.

Tags: balcwater, iraq

How to stop an attacking monkey

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:31:11 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The monkey rebellion begins!

Clip Source: www.slate.com

How To Fight MonkeysWhat should you do if you're surrounded by angry macaques?

The deputy mayor of New Delhi, India, fell off his balcony and died Sunday after being attacked by monkeys

The city has around 10,000 monkeys, some of which have taken to roaming through government buildings as they steal food and rip apart documents. What should you do if monkeys are picking on you?

Just give 'em what they want.

If you don't have any food, hold out your open palms to show you're not carrying a tasty treat or back away from the monkeys without showing fear. To diffuse the situation, don't make eye contact or smile with your teeth showing—in the nonhuman primate world, these are almost always signs of aggression.

You can try to chase them off by shaking a stick at them, but they might get violent if cornered.

But whatever you do, don't freak out; those who scream, wave their arms, and run away are only going to make the macaques even more aggressive.

Tags: monkey, india, macaques

Free Robot Sex

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 00:20:45 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Title says it all.

Clip Source: www.themishmash.com

Tags: funny picture