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Well NOW you can! *WITH PICS*</P> <P><SPAN id="more-241"></SPAN></P> <OL> <LI> Gather your junkiesque supplies<BR /> <IMG alt="1.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/1.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).<BR /> <IMG alt="2.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/2.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Continue….<BR /> <IMG alt="3.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/3.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Pile up your pancake mix.<BR /> <IMG alt="4.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/4.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!<BR /> <IMG alt="5.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/5.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Add 1 bump salt and 1 bump flour to crack head mirror.<BR /> <IMG alt="6.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/6.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Next add your water.<BR /> <IMG alt="7.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/7.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>After the water put a shot of milk.<BR /> <IMG alt="8.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/8.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>The last liquid added is oil. This is optional but if you truly want to make crack head pan cakes, put a double shot.<BR /> <IMG alt="9.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/9.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Now cut everything together. Mix until liquid.<IMG alt="10.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/10.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Now for the egg. Take you syringe and poke THROUGH the egg shell. Extract your Egg.<BR /> <IMG alt="11.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/11.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Add the raw egg (crack head style).<BR /> <IMG alt="12.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/12.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>After mixed add your pancake mix to your crack spoon. Hold spoon open flame.<BR /> <IMG alt="13.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/13.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Cook both sides! This is raw egg, you don’t want to risk your health.<BR /> <IMG alt="14.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/14.jpg" /></LI> <P></P> <LI>Done! Breakfast is served and your crack head pancake is now complete. Enjoy the CrackJack <IMG class="wp-smiley" alt=":)" src="http://links.zigzo.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /><BR /> <IMG alt="15.jpg" src="http://links.zigzo.com/files/2007/05/15.jpg" /></LI> <P> </P></OL> </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/crackhead/" rel="tag">crackhead</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pancakes/" rel="tag">pancakes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/satire/" rel="tag">satire</a></div>http://links.zigzo.com/2007/05/09/how-to-make-pancakes-like-a-crack-head/Sat, 06 Oct 2007 19:24:13 GMTVIAGRA SPILL REVIVES LAKE MICHIGANhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FDA215E8-3B2A-40B9-8345-3899DF5B862F/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/">vandamonium</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Satire at it's finest. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/viagra.shtml" title="http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/viagra.shtml">www.satirewire.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <FONT size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica"><FONT size="3" color="#990000"><B>VIAGRA SPILL REVIVES LAKE MICHIGAN</B></FONT><BR /> <FONT size="2" color="#990000">Once-Cold and Torpid, Waterway Now Greatest of Great Lakes</FONT> </FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica"><B>Chicago (SatireWire.com)</B> — A freighter containing 62,000 metric tons of popular impotence drug Viagra struck a reef and sank in Lake Michigan today. As a result, the once-frigid lake no longer dangles into Illinois and Indiana, but now spans majestically across northern Wisconsin. </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/FA6F600A-5997-4C68-A3EF-5F9EB06D13F0.jpg" alt="Lake Michigan Before Viagra Spill" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica">According to eyewitnesses, roughly 30 to 60 minutes after the ship's contents dissolved, the lake slowly but firmly began to push northwest toward Minnesota. Eventually, its swollen banks managed to poke aside Lake Superior, which cartographers said will lose its standing as the largest of the Great Lakes for the next four to six hours. </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D9CE24D6-E938-4323-987F-D4CE19CB2C14.jpg" alt="Lake Michigan During Viagra Spill" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica">"For so many years that lake just, you know, sat there," said Martha Strop of Eau Claire, Wisc. "To be honest, I never even thought about it anymore. There wasn't much of a point. But now, well, this has changed our lives forever." </FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/7DCDB4BC-E42C-48BB-9896-D112E6B6F58F.jpg" alt="Lake Michigan Atter Viagra Spill" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <FONT size="2" face="Arial, Helvetica">Government officials, however, were more cautious. </FONT></P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/satire/" rel="tag">satire</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.satirewire.com/news/july02/viagra.shtmlSat, 01 Sep 2007 18:48:53 GMT