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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | vandamonium's 'picture' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/tag/picture/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/tag/picture/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>When Your Dad's a Graphic Designer</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7690A16D-280C-4C16-BB62-2F2C1CFF8867/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This is cool..... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/when-your-dads-a-graphic-designer/" title="http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/when-your-dads-a-graphic-designer/"&gt;www.frakincool.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DFF78A3D-5F4E-4D07-BA0C-6ED2B4429637.jpg" alt="original image of baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="left"&gt;We all know that Moms love to dress up their kids.  However, when Dad’s a graphic designer, anything is possible.  It all started out with the morbid baby picture above… Hulk Hogan is my favorite  &lt;IMG class="wp-smiley" alt=":)" src="http://www.frakincool.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif" /&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B645EBB3-48BE-4505-9DFF-D2F4FD7F4D18.jpg" alt="motorcycle baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E668BC62-060C-4140-8A25-F2B69D5481A7.jpg" alt="hitler baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/828B6B2D-2714-4791-96DB-9E97E29709ED.jpg" alt="hulk hogan baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D2C36351-1507-4147-8579-3DD1327029B0.jpg" alt="kiss baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D8625448-80AA-4393-BCBC-70051E158BAA.jpg" alt="michael moore baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9D8EE943-EBC5-4B2F-B1E5-579406732D58.jpg" alt="kung fu baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/FFAB2D1E-A54D-4001-A65F-83311AE0F5C9.jpg" alt="shrek baby" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dad/" rel="tag"&gt;dad&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/graphic+designer/" rel="tag"&gt;graphic designer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cool/" rel="tag"&gt;cool&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag"&gt;pictures&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/when-your-dads-a-graphic-designer/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:19:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nature and How She Has Fun</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B9201DD7-A201-4FF1-BA02-D2C56B5EB62B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  These are a little bit, well, twisted. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html" title="http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html"&gt;formula-andy.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt;
&lt;A href="http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html"&gt;Nature's got a twisted sense of humor&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Nature has got definitely a sense of humor, sometimes a very sophisticated one but sometimes a twisted and curios one, the bellow picture are a proof to my words. Enjoy.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AA8F854B-2325-40EC-9E83-D53BBC5519D0.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/866AE5B5-5336-4BBD-AA35-CCCEBACBB815.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D5C911E9-04B7-4AF4-8124-08B7B77FD66D.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/0CD63DE3-1BE8-4EDE-8D91-CB3C50437CD2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AF2D1AAA-4C17-4727-AF43-6F9BF89406FF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E80A2395-F18D-46B2-806A-A7CA7B06F4CC.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9B1B00B0-5142-4FB7-82B2-EB0CB4195558.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/19EB6EBB-6588-48CF-B990-4BB8C5B905CA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/6DD7AD81-8CE0-4E2E-A384-C6115042CFEE.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1CEFC0B3-6CC0-4395-9EE6-5685CE04EEE2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4A6FE87D-0972-47B7-9BCF-5617415A068B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DEE0470B-484A-483A-8D7B-10D6F31939E5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AD160745-80C0-4C18-BECE-16E594596693.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/353200B3-9FAD-47F5-B366-D0BF1C43D3EC.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/413EC872-61F4-4FDA-9FA1-DBB895495CAD.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/16729FA5-BBAD-48C8-9626-CC01D76A80E9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4A45C7F8-EE90-45C3-A1F4-61ED2DAF7B40.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/twisted/" rel="tag"&gt;twisted&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:07:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Predictions for the Year 2015</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BBBFC061-B313-4BD9-A618-C3430E5F1A15/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  They say a picture says a thousand words.  These two say three words.  NO MORE GAS! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="block_header"&gt;&lt;A title="2015 Predictions" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm"&gt;2015 Predictions&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/EE95332B-76B8-4DB1-998B-7778C8A618A1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B9EF2BFC-DEAE-4E37-80A5-5F71705BBCF3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gas/" rel="tag"&gt;gas&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/run+out/" rel="tag"&gt;run out&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/no+more/" rel="tag"&gt;no more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:19:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bluebonnets</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/508D69AE-E138-4398-BBB0-BFB9F759E92B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Coming from Texas I naturally love Bluebonnets.  I can't help but wonder where this picture was taken.  Any guesses? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg" title="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg"&gt;www.justincalvert.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/048CBD26-04F6-43B1-9CB4-7B97B025F7A1.jpg" alt="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:56:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bird Imprint on Passenger Window of Car</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6E5D70B8-6FA8-44C9-998D-4D0ECD2D482F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2282.html?theme=light" title="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2282.html?theme=light"&gt;www.coasttocoastam.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
	 	



In Norfolk VA., I arrived at my local distributor when I noticed a man taking a picture of his passenger side window.  When I went to see what he was looking at, I was astounded to see the dusty imprint of a bird that flew into the window. I never would have believed it had I not seen it with my own eyes. So, I took some pictures and decided to submit them for your enjoyment.

&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/F5EFE062-1856-4254-99D1-9FC195F480F6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/26625898-2190-4508-BB49-B296DE0938E2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B244D461-7717-4D79-B072-B01C041B99B9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B31D6CB5-AF2D-49C6-A6A1-C25D61848B09.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bird/" rel="tag"&gt;bird&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/imprint/" rel="tag"&gt;imprint&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/car+window/" rel="tag"&gt;car window&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2282.html?theme=light</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:06:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Are you Right or Left Brained</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B58936C5-0E66-42FE-A7DB-236E0F258756/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22535838-5012895,00.html" title="http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22535838-5012895,00.html"&gt;www.news.com.au&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;The Right Brain vs Left Brain&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa. &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD valign="top"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;uses logic&lt;BR /&gt;detail oriented&lt;BR /&gt;facts rule&lt;BR /&gt;words and language&lt;BR /&gt;present and past&lt;BR /&gt;math and science&lt;BR /&gt;can comprehend&lt;BR /&gt;knowing&lt;BR /&gt;acknowledges&lt;BR /&gt;order/pattern perception&lt;BR /&gt;knows object name&lt;BR /&gt;reality based&lt;BR /&gt;forms strategies&lt;BR /&gt;practical&lt;BR /&gt;safe &lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD valign="top"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;uses feeling&lt;BR /&gt;"big picture" oriented&lt;BR /&gt;imagination rules&lt;BR /&gt;symbols and images&lt;BR /&gt;present and future&lt;BR /&gt;philosophy &amp; religion&lt;BR /&gt;can "get it" (i.e. meaning)&lt;BR /&gt;believes&lt;BR /&gt;appreciates&lt;BR /&gt;spatial perception&lt;BR /&gt;knows object function&lt;BR /&gt;fantasy based&lt;BR /&gt;presents possibilities&lt;BR /&gt;impetuous&lt;BR /&gt;risk taking &lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/3D189379-B9C9-41D1-94E3-E80343606078.gif" alt="The Right Brain vs Left Brain test " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/right+brain/" rel="tag"&gt;right brain&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/left+brain/" rel="tag"&gt;left brain&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22535838-5012895,00.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:44:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Artist Rendering</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D7052E03-4B45-4084-A75F-87F550A89102/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; 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Scissors
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"This is my kindergartner's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors.
I wonder what his teacher thought. And I am so dang proud of myself. I
allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was
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&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/977396F0-95C9-40AA-B054-1F4E5BBC0650.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/kindergarten/" rel="tag"&gt;kindergarten&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/scissors/" rel="tag"&gt;scissors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.ilovebacon.com/121206/b.shtml</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:49:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Longest Picture of Bridge</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/04142F29-4380-4C7F-9DC8-F08E4FD2E3C7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://sense4fun.com/longest-bridge.php" title="http://sense4fun.com/longest-bridge.php"&gt;sense4fun.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style15"&gt;Longest picture of bridge &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style15"&gt;This isn`t picture of largest bridge, this is a largest picture of bridge &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E0500D4B-3D42-45E3-852F-155DB6645EE7.jpg" alt="longest picture bridge" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bridge/" rel="tag"&gt;bridge&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://sense4fun.com/longest-bridge.php</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:21:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Joke of the Day</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D57DFAA8-8CB2-4F9E-8DA5-D6E96704A8A4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.isityourneed.com/funny/45/i-need-it-to-poison-my-husband/" title="http://www.isityourneed.com/funny/45/i-need-it-to-poison-my-husband/"&gt;www.isityourneed.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 id="post-45"&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent Link: I need it to poison my husband" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.isityourneed.com/funny/45/i-need-it-to-poison-my-husband/"&gt;I need it to poison my husband&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. 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       &lt;/SPAN&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dog/" rel="tag"&gt;dog&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/d.o.g./" rel="tag"&gt;d.o.g.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://vandom.blogspot.com/2007/09/dog.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:37:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Forbiden Love</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/79711DD6-03D4-4E69-B2C7-4F2F98FDDDC7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Just too damn cute. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://thetartcart.com/pictures/view.aspx?Media=1528" title="http://thetartcart.com/pictures/view.aspx?Media=1528"&gt;thetartcart.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;
        Dog And Cat Get Busy&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/C53553C9-CAAA-46F7-AEBD-EED062114AB5.jpg" alt="Dog And Cat Get Busy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dogs/" rel="tag"&gt;dogs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photography/" rel="tag"&gt;photography&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cats/" rel="tag"&gt;cats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://thetartcart.com/pictures/view.aspx?Media=1528</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:43:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>All in a Row</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9F94A03D-D2F7-4F32-AEFD-DE61951C4089/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Now this is cute &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://photos.tr0lled.com/gallery/v/puppy_pile.jpg.html" title="http://photos.tr0lled.com/gallery/v/puppy_pile.jpg.html"&gt;photos.tr0lled.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/BA16EC4E-EA33-4DC4-8D10-C3D60E2E469C.jpg" alt="puppy_pile" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dogs/" rel="tag"&gt;dogs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photography/" rel="tag"&gt;photography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://photos.tr0lled.com/gallery/v/puppy_pile.jpg.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:18:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Man's Ideal Remote</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9E7AA71C-1151-4AAA-BDF3-FCE08BDB5401/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Batteries not required, but helpful. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/man-remote.jpg" title="http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/man-remote.jpg"&gt;nynerd.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/A2E51915-F19B-462F-B93D-848E3DEBEB8D.jpg" alt="http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/man-remote.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/amazing/" rel="tag"&gt;amazing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/remote/" rel="tag"&gt;remote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/man-remote.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:15:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Damn Clowns</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/836BBCED-BA0B-461A-B685-678E2EBE52D3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Now you know why I hate clowns. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/pages/645_%5BCamel_Toe%5DFridays_Camel_Toe.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/pages/645_%5BCamel_Toe%5DFridays_Camel_Toe.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD&gt;&lt;A title="Even clowns can be sad ..." href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/37293_Even_clowns_can_be_sad.htm"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Even clowns can be sad ...&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/64DD183F-F00D-4112-AF14-9B837D879610.jpg" alt="Click to view fullsize image (76.56 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clowns/" rel="tag"&gt;clowns&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funeral/" rel="tag"&gt;funeral&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/pages/645_%5BCamel_Toe%5DFridays_Camel_Toe.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:51:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Short Bus</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F194B809-8AB3-4462-9BB0-B65BE06A6457/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The short bus I rode didn't look like this.... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/pages/681_%5BContributed_by_Herby%5D%23477%3A_The_BMW_driver.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/pages/681_%5BContributed_by_Herby%5D%23477%3A_The_BMW_driver.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD&gt;&lt;A title="[Cars]Pimp my schoolbus ..." href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/37081_%5BCars%5DPimp_my_schoolbus.htm"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;[Cars]Pimp my schoolbus ...&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2808364C-1E3B-48AA-A30B-6C127DCC4A11.jpg" alt="Click to download this image (33.77 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/amazing/" rel="tag"&gt;amazing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photography/" rel="tag"&gt;photography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/pages/681_%5BContributed_by_Herby%5D%23477%3A_The_BMW_driver.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 19:20:06 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>