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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | vandamonium's 'humor' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/tag/humor/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/tag/humor/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>The "New Woman" Attitude</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/992E4FBB-0B67-47F0-8CE8-1E71EA972F12/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Why stop now....!!! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/43084_A-Womans-Poem---Brilliant.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/43084_A-Womans-Poem---Brilliant.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="block_header"&gt;&lt;A title="A Woman's Poem - Brilliant!!!" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/43084_A-Womans-Poem---Brilliant.htm"&gt;A Woman's Poem - Brilliant!!!&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
		He didn't like the casserole&lt;BR /&gt;
And he didn't like my cake.&lt;BR /&gt;
He said my biscuits were too hard...&lt;BR /&gt;
Not like his mother used to make.&lt;BR /&gt;
I didn't perk the coffee right&lt;BR /&gt;
He didn't like the stew,&lt;BR /&gt;
I didn't mend his socks&lt;BR /&gt;
The way his mother used to do.&lt;BR /&gt;
I pondered for an answer&lt;BR /&gt;
I was looking for a clue.&lt;BR /&gt;
Then I turned around and smacked the sh1t out of him...&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Like his mother used to do.&lt;/DIV&gt;
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 		&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/new/" rel="tag"&gt;new&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/woman/" rel="tag"&gt;woman&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/poem/" rel="tag"&gt;poem&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/great/" rel="tag"&gt;great&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/43084_A-Womans-Poem---Brilliant.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:02:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nature and How She Has Fun</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B9201DD7-A201-4FF1-BA02-D2C56B5EB62B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  These are a little bit, well, twisted. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html" title="http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html"&gt;formula-andy.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="post-title entry-title"&gt;
&lt;A href="http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html"&gt;Nature's got a twisted sense of humor&lt;/A&gt;
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Nature has got definitely a sense of humor, sometimes a very sophisticated one but sometimes a twisted and curios one, the bellow picture are a proof to my words. Enjoy.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AA8F854B-2325-40EC-9E83-D53BBC5519D0.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/866AE5B5-5336-4BBD-AA35-CCCEBACBB815.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D5C911E9-04B7-4AF4-8124-08B7B77FD66D.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/0CD63DE3-1BE8-4EDE-8D91-CB3C50437CD2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img 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color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1CEFC0B3-6CC0-4395-9EE6-5685CE04EEE2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4A6FE87D-0972-47B7-9BCF-5617415A068B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DEE0470B-484A-483A-8D7B-10D6F31939E5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AD160745-80C0-4C18-BECE-16E594596693.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/353200B3-9FAD-47F5-B366-D0BF1C43D3EC.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/413EC872-61F4-4FDA-9FA1-DBB895495CAD.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/16729FA5-BBAD-48C8-9626-CC01D76A80E9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4A45C7F8-EE90-45C3-A1F4-61ED2DAF7B40.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/twisted/" rel="tag"&gt;twisted&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://formula-andy.blogspot.com/2007/04/natures-got-twisted-sense-of-humor.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:07:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Drugs vs Tree</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7C605745-8FD9-446C-843E-136FD18BD081/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  In a few of these the tree catches hell. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://blog.jimmyr.com/Drugs_vs_Tree_24_2008.php" title="http://blog.jimmyr.com/Drugs_vs_Tree_24_2008.php"&gt;blog.jimmyr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="title"&gt;Drugs vs Tree&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/78100A0B-83B4-4105-8B23-ED6430A8C3E8.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/23B17A97-5CC7-4A49-9C37-212CDD1D876E.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1C86C23C-D6D8-498B-AFC5-72A64AEEC44D.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" 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/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2F435D7E-199F-4500-AC73-E27EBC46FBED.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Pics from leprosorium.ru.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drawing/" rel="tag"&gt;drawing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://blog.jimmyr.com/Drugs_vs_Tree_24_2008.php</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:41:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny Typos</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/57F1B9E4-A1B7-4074-BCA2-CD348ACE6159/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Some of these are classics &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.oddee.com/item_95202.aspx" title="http://www.oddee.com/item_95202.aspx"&gt;www.oddee.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="tit"&gt;10 Funniest Typos ever&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D35C16E5-A385-48C7-A95D-11BB4C0812A9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br 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Yes, "assfisting" instead of "assisting". On a legal paper. Freud, anyone?&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/90109BA9-BD9B-4E85-9033-DB7CB91B3C13.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Michael Duplessis, an auto mechanic, filed a lawsuit saying that in April 2005, tattoo artist Sam Hacker inked "&lt;B&gt;Chi-tonw&lt;/B&gt;" on his chest where he had asked for "Chi-town"
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On Los Angeles' KABC-TV 
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Screen shot taken from a news report aired on Martin Luther King Day 
in January 2007 by Corpus Christi, Texas, station KIII-TV.
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In Africa&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/93FE2517-F8B6-43DD-88CA-FD70214BD82B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Toads, unite!&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2F9AEA2A-EB20-4812-8992-3D877C8B88BA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
Yea, alwrit...
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funny enough without the typo!&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/5B03D43C-17D9-4E64-BE83-77D197955EB9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
You better hide your porn...&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/typos/" rel="tag"&gt;typos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/spelling/" rel="tag"&gt;spelling&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.oddee.com/item_95202.aspx</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:19:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Gas Prices</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/77B0EF56-DA54-48D0-A381-F619B7178033/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Does humor help?  I think not. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;view=bsp&amp;ver=1qygpcgurkovy" title="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;view=bsp&amp;ver=1qygpcgurkovy"&gt;mail.google.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.1&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.2&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.3&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.4&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.5&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.6&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.7&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.8&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.9&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.10&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.11&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.12&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.13&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.14&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.15&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.16&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.17&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.18&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.19&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.20&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.21&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;ik=909f67cb82&amp;attid=0.22&amp;disp=emb&amp;view=att&amp;th=11a4ab309bce1f46" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gas/" rel="tag"&gt;gas&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/prices/" rel="tag"&gt;prices&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&amp;view=bsp&amp;ver=1qygpcgurkovy</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:00:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sexual Harrassment</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/38227F6C-CCD7-4331-874C-1562E8F8F9E3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.myspaceanimations.com/images/funny15a.gif" title="http://www.myspaceanimations.com/images/funny15a.gif"&gt;www.myspaceanimations.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/06F58320-1312-4337-ACC6-536BD0716282.gif" alt="The image “http://www.myspaceanimations.com/images/funny15a.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sexual+harrassment/" rel="tag"&gt;sexual harrassment&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/satire/" rel="tag"&gt;satire&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.myspaceanimations.com/images/funny15a.gif</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:42:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Barbie Dolls You Just Gotta Have</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8A429E26-42F5-45E8-A0D5-79C8F0F64977/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.scvlife.net/21st-century-barbie-dolls/" title="http://www.scvlife.net/21st-century-barbie-dolls/"&gt;www.scvlife.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;21st Century Barbie Dolls&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/CB739747-4932-4078-B342-0CAB2BF7C793.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DB8CE324-1355-47CC-ACC0-B8B5286EAB85.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/C41391FA-5B75-42A7-ABEE-20E57B161E8E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/0CEC39A3-7E0B-4E8C-8302-26DEF60450C1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/716D3B77-A171-484E-B690-E0AFD229D054.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/82634FB0-8866-4804-A0C5-5D6A81FC4B17.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/satire/" rel="tag"&gt;satire&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/barbie+dolls/" rel="tag"&gt;barbie dolls&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.scvlife.net/21st-century-barbie-dolls/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:30:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny Animals</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CFA99FC5-367A-4B72-8074-DF6DC14B2C5F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Nik88/2167/Animals-That-Make-You-Laugh.html?login=no" title="http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Nik88/2167/Animals-That-Make-You-Laugh.html?login=no"&gt;my.mmoabc.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Animals That Make You Laugh!! &lt;BR /&gt;  &lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
						Animals may be here to give us companionship and to help us in time of need, but they are also here to provide amusement and entertainment to us as well.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/0C793C9A-E2E6-4411-86A4-890BB9CC06BA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AA50FC04-D855-47B9-B92A-11E5F4A67831.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/3E50BDDE-58D9-43F4-9346-B173B7818C31.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/86F29672-7FF3-4E28-9EEA-F9D2467F1662.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/61F5F989-A35A-44D9-AA02-5FA5F71E590B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/6AC1BD66-33AF-446C-83BF-DD7918A647AB.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/5F70DE65-D0CD-46C1-BC42-7E5B5C042BC6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B1BFD353-5746-41F1-8EF4-8D374142FB1E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1FD05C9E-E885-47C5-AACC-9581AAFBD362.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/796C8694-2DFA-4544-84D8-5350C38CF3B4.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/A7B9ABF4-AC75-4735-BA40-E0E5825F5D80.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B03B208C-A660-41B2-9C69-5FFD7C8F1486.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/7D2D6444-E915-44F8-BEB6-B959C2CFD153.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/3FFA2604-96C6-4999-B407-EE4D1CAFD3CF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2FE21DAF-F59B-417B-8C04-B00A3B5A8378.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/43CBB9E0-F0EA-40BC-8798-FEA6E63FEC1D.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/56771195-7D17-4FBD-BD24-C40DB07099C8.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/87579097-D563-473B-8C1E-A2F8137E8A73.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Nik88/2167/Animals-That-Make-You-Laugh.html?login=no</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:14:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Looking For the Right Instrument</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C68487B4-270E-4457-92E3-7C53A71F6E96/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ROTFLMAO........ &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://images.usefulzero.com/s/sexual-music/" title="http://images.usefulzero.com/s/sexual-music/"&gt;images.usefulzero.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Sexual Music&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/A0B3DF55-568C-4541-9866-93591F85643E.jpg" alt="Sexual Music" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sexual+music/" rel="tag"&gt;sexual music&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fornicating+notes/" rel="tag"&gt;fornicating notes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://images.usefulzero.com/s/sexual-music/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:58:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Effective Speed Bumps</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/69522FD6-FE54-4245-AFEB-373B9C5219DD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cff_1194866913" title="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cff_1194866913"&gt;www.liveleak.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="mediatitle_big"&gt;World's most effective speed bump&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/satire/" rel="tag"&gt;satire&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/speed+bumps/" rel="tag"&gt;speed bumps&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cff_1194866913</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:56:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dumb Criminals</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B1426B19-A0AA-4DEB-9775-0A8EF29E1BD3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; 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