Clipmarks | vandamonium's humor collectionhttp://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/clipcast/humor/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/clipcast/humor/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-usBluebonnetshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/508D69AE-E138-4398-BBB0-BFB9F759E92B/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/">vandamonium</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Coming from Texas I naturally love Bluebonnets. I can't help but wonder where this picture was taken. Any guesses? <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg" title="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg">www.justincalvert.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/048CBD26-04F6-43B1-9CB4-7B97B025F7A1.jpg" alt="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpgThu, 17 Jul 2008 00:56:34 GMT41 Hilarious Science Fair Experimentshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0EE213F2-3978-4397-B56E-90ECCBB96690/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/">vandamonium</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Back when I was in school, none of these would have ever hit the fair. But at least they are doing something. (Except for the Crack Sisters) <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/" title="http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/">www.photobasement.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1>41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>We should all pity the science teacher, for this is what they deal with on a daily basis.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Moon Babies</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9BB55DBA-DCBA-4B47-AB37-2F0E5E289966.jpg" alt="Moon babies" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Ewww</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/7BFC09D6-1338-491C-8162-E1F6ABE0389D.jpg" alt="Ewww, it’s all over us" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Animal Magnetism. He has it.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/552A935C-89A8-4474-98D3-ED440BFD62E1.jpg" alt="Animal Magnetism" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Cleaning Agents? Your Drink?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2F123A12-6DA8-4AC4-A839-1C6622A47BCF.jpg" alt="Cleaning Agents" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>The kid on the left looks like he should have a wife and a couple of kids. And a tractor.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2E3511D5-35EA-4F52-B559-D72AC7781614.jpg" alt="Collapsing Bridges" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>How About You?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/89682EC0-CA62-40EF-96D8-4EF76CAA424A.jpg" alt="Creation" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Crystal Meth. Friend or foe?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/3FC24351-1C91-4ED8-80EB-BFFFA75E7C25.jpg" alt="Crystal Meth" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Voice of the Dragon</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DC9E9C96-30D9-4113-A39F-77758318DD08.jpg" alt="Dragon Voice" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Drop it like it’s hot</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/5C2D3167-F315-496D-AC79-9F3C5A3B73A4.jpg" alt="Drop it like its hot" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Photo shopped, but hilarious</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B3265DFF-E78D-48C5-BE49-35A42BA4B302.jpg" alt="DTs" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Electroworms</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/25789677-D78A-45E7-BEE3-15569089F62A.jpg" alt="Electroworms" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Does Exercising Effect?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B302ED83-8FAE-4909-8A00-20C942685C56.jpg" alt="Exercising Effects" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Extreme Wood</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/ACEDAC8E-6773-44A6-83B1-526E815AB2AA.jpg" alt="Extreme Wood" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Fat man to Mars</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/14AF2F86-7060-4C06-9544-FA0714F4836E.jpg" alt="Fat man to mars" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Something smells fishy</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9EF47B16-3ABC-4468-A4CB-C27F0B04E420.jpg" alt="Fishy Smell" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Foot Fetish</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E4906CDD-1AAF-4691-91D9-050BAF0A309C.jpg" alt="Foot fetish" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Global Warming - Yeah Right!</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/231C59A3-3C2D-481B-B8CE-74E4395D1060.jpg" alt="Global Warming" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Help</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E7CA44F3-6F51-4D49-804B-D73A72620204.jpg" alt="Help" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Not so much an experiment is it?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/EEC6B7E5-4BCC-40A3-B71D-A1BEF567C294.jpg" alt="Hornets Basketball" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Hot Dog Effects</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B995EBCF-ABFC-4CD6-84A1-E61335D7549F.jpg" alt="Hot Dog Effects" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>The Ideal Pancreas</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/33043FFB-9823-4DCB-AC80-D8F9DCBA9641.jpg" alt="Ideal Pancreas" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Ask Your Mother</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/933102CE-5D83-4AF1-B554-CAD8208913BE.jpg" alt="Is bigger always better" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Juicy Beans</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2BE6E1C9-ED1B-467D-9C5D-DE2E58839FD1.jpg" alt="Juicy Beans" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Laser Wars</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/7BA14D12-C2B7-4B8D-875B-19BD2BCB6771.jpg" alt="Laser Wars" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>That will leave a stain</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/26011F56-616C-4DA9-A317-360009174092.jpg" alt="Leave a stain" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Make a dotcom</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/CDA44277-4517-4CC6-BC4F-02F847886FDD.jpg" alt="Make a dot com" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Beware!</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/583E4C7A-A48F-4646-B2AA-11918B2690C2.jpg" alt="Mosquito Larvae" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Music and Sex</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DC09194D-3654-4CD6-BDE1-37B02D066733.jpg" alt="Music and sex" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Nail That Wood</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/F4ED9756-CB04-4C5B-B021-FF7A2F3A4A2F.jpg" alt="Nail That Wood" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Power from the throne</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/6AA33CBC-016F-4045-A3A7-31C741B1AB98.jpg" alt="Power From The Throne" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Brilliant Sweater</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/82F8E8C1-C00B-4298-8CC5-0D76D2C2828A.jpg" alt="Sweater" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Garlic: The Silent Killer</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/819E32BC-629D-4329-B0B4-69D111BEF06B.jpg" alt="The Garlic" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>The Right Wipe</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/842630E0-4C4D-4832-9F6F-2EEC026A5046.jpg" alt="The Right Wipe" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>This Project Stinks</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/456C57C0-838C-4909-BD86-C36D4FF5AC66.jpg" alt="This Project Stinks" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Your Tour Guides</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4ADFBA12-8F0B-48F0-B7E6-61F92976D286.jpg" alt="Tour Of The Future" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Do Video Games Affect You?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DFBFE59D-6BDA-495B-8BA3-88A3AF454275.jpg" alt="Video Games Affect" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Wasted</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/6C1840AC-0367-467D-AFE2-E64628F39165.jpg" alt="Wasted" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>What’s My Dog’s Favorite Color?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/F463714A-E67D-4894-8E7C-AC53BF079516.jpg" alt="What’s My Dog’s Favorite Color" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Who’s Your Daddy?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2678D108-0C48-4869-BDEF-FF71F8B2042F.jpg" alt="Who’s Your Daddy" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>The Wii Workout</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/99F15A86-5B56-42D5-98B9-DD60A0AADC00.jpg" alt="The Wii Workout" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Plants and pop</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/CA2B43C4-DA8F-4E41-82C6-5D0E8E00A94E.jpg" alt="Plants And Pop" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>If you enjoyed this post, please consider <A href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/PhotoBasement">subscribing to our feed</A>!</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:11:54 GMTStupid Criminalshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E11A182F-A168-4F7D-9F30-ED15C32F3282/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/">vandamonium</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> One of the all time greatest. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/police_help_find_my_pot.htm" title="http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/police_help_find_my_pot.htm">www.clumsycrooks.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><A class="blogtitle" href="http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/police_help_find_my_pot.html">Police, Help Find My Pot!</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>A dopey pot-smoker spent her birthday in jail - after asking police to help find her drugs stash.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9AA6E7DA-BA64-4101-839D-41C079B1B948.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stoned/" rel="tag">stoned</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stoneder/" rel="tag">stoneder</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stonedest/" rel="tag">stonedest</a></div>http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/police_help_find_my_pot.htmMon, 14 Jan 2008 05:35:02 GMT11 VERY Twisted Clowns - You'll Still Laugh...http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/106EB008-4B38-4817-B607-B160F264A6C4/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/">BartendingBear</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> But they are nasty clowns. No clown-phobics, please!! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/i-miss-bozo-the.html" title="http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/i-miss-bozo-the.html">www.themishmash.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/6994B4F8-70B4-41C3-9B35-94ACA156F772.jpg" alt="Gotaj" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>1. "This is my part-time gig, just until the Dead get back together. By the way, any of you kids got a J?"</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/F9331045-7E29-4A19-B123-C3DF0AB609F5.jpg" alt="Cheesechin" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>2. "Hi. I'm Giggles, and I'm an alcoholic." </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/460A6AE2-81CA-42EA-A5A2-3D0109F46148.jpg" alt="Picker" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>3. "Happy Birthday, children. It's 'Scary McPicks A Lot'!"</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/FAF6D066-8A41-4158-BF82-70377177E459.jpg" alt="Burnt" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>4. KoKo the Clown says, "Thanks so much, President Reagan, for closing all the mental institutions!"</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/FE880061-9A1E-428E-96C6-EC0023AE9768.jpg" alt="Fright" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>5. "I don't know WHY little Timmy developed that anxiety disorder?" </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/BD9A3EAA-CA7D-47B0-88C4-180E57054915.jpg" alt="Jesusclown" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>6. Any clown wearing a diamond 'I Heart Jesus' pin, who refers to himself as 'God's Clown,' might as well just call himself 'Boner the Clown'.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/9F84C831-6704-4E8E-B834-3C34B8D9961F.jpg" alt="Slappy" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>7. Every parent's nightmare: Slappy Lithium.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/11DBA490-BB0C-41F0-A543-892B17ECDC54.jpg" alt="Holmes" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">8. One of the 14th Street Crip Clowns.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/89A0F001-6753-4DCE-B1BA-5281698676B3.jpg" alt="Diller_3" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>9. Phyllis Diller's least-successful brother, and the family buffoon, Dinky Diller.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/FBBBFB38-CB16-4AF1-920A-F40BA472161F.jpg" alt="Offender" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>10. "I'm not only a clown, I'm a orthodontist!"</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/DE86BA79-EBCE-4A91-98E1-61D00F7C2A71.jpg" alt="Limbs" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>11. And for my next trick, I will make all the little children's limbs disappear. </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clowns/" rel="tag">clowns</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clown/" rel="tag">clown</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a></div>http://www.themishmash.com/2007/11/i-miss-bozo-the.htmlSat, 17 Nov 2007 19:16:53 GMTA helpful husbandhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/055C253A-5E50-488E-8707-69C6DE470E4D/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Rashid+Malik/">Rashid Malik</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Now that was one sympathetic husband. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/09/helpful-husband.html" title="http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/09/helpful-husband.html">jo-kes.blogspot.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><DIV>The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.</DIV><BR /><DIV>The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!”</DIV><BR /><DIV>The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.</DIV><BR /><DIV>“Yes?” replied the teacher.</DIV><BR />“Is it ok if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jokes/" rel="tag">jokes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/husband+jokes/" rel="tag">husband jokes</a></div>http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/09/helpful-husband.htmlTue, 18 Sep 2007 17:56:20 GMT