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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | vandamonium's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>MCRD San Diego</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C2C05C45-3746-499B-9D28-8A24E4FC6744/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I was piddling around and ended up at the place where I went to boot camp back in '71.  Come to find out the lawyer I had to go see at Cherry Point, NC, is now in charge of the whole enchilada. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcrdsd.usmc.mil/bios/CG_bio.htm" title="http://www.mcrdsd.usmc.mil/bios/CG_bio.htm"&gt;www.mcrdsd.usmc.mil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial" size="4"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
    Brigadier General&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial" size="4"&gt;Angela (Angie) Salinas&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Commanding General, Marine Corps Recruit Depot/Western Recruiting Region&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1C01747B-0BE1-40FF-8C94-FFCA62644DFC.jpg" alt="Commanding General of the Marine Corps Recruit Depot and Western Recruiting Region" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Brigadier General Angela (Angie) Salinas began her 
    military career when she enlisted into the Marine Corps in May 1974. 
    Following recruit training at Parris Island, S.C., she served as a legal 
    services clerk until 1977 when she was selected for the Enlisted 
    Commissioning Program and commissioned a second lieutenant in December 1977.
    &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;She has commanded at every rank and has served as 
    Series Commander, Woman Recruit Training Command, Parris Island, South 
    Carolina, Commanding Officer, Headquarters and Service Company, 1st 
    Maintenance Battalion, Camp Pendleton, CA, Commanding Officer, Recruiting 
    Station Charleston, West Virginia, Commanding Officer, 4th Recruit Training 
    Battalion and Commanding Officer, 12th Marine Corps District, San Diego, CA.
    &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/usmc/" rel="tag"&gt;usmc&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/boot+camp/" rel="tag"&gt;boot camp&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/san+diego/" rel="tag"&gt;san diego&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mcrdsd.usmc.mil/bios/CG_bio.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:17:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Shoe Laces 101</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/920BCE2E-29DD-4FE8-BDEF-7E6E64666E50/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  15 Different ways to tie your shoes. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.maildumper.com/how-to-tie-your-shoe-laces.html" title="http://www.maildumper.com/how-to-tie-your-shoe-laces.html"&gt;www.maildumper.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 id="post-164"&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent Link to How to tie your shoe laces" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.maildumper.com/how-to-tie-your-shoe-laces.html"&gt;How to tie your shoe laces&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/83D48015-F0EC-4C9F-AECC-259B525F21C1.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/A3FBC794-17D6-4737-849C-31C29E6B1962.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 14" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9E725379-306D-46BB-B19B-11E54B841541.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 15" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9CDEDC4D-48B6-4A5C-BE84-4D303B40875D.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 2" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/111E8CB8-7EFF-4AA9-AA59-D302A14E0CB3.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 3" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1C819A49-FF88-4A34-9356-C2DAEE402C9D.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 4" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/7009CAD3-2B9D-4350-B632-2D3B552F6161.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 5" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1A2A2C79-2FC6-461A-8942-E5CCD1B852BC.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 6" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D4A03DC3-94A8-4759-97B0-5A231A8BD134.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 7" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/EC21D459-9B08-495E-B86D-0DC49D5674B5.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 8" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/5E8552AB-6D84-4623-AC31-E6647F205BDD.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 9" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/A9684550-45EA-4274-92BB-5EC553A9B2D7.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 10" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/45DD27EA-4975-4E6B-8B1D-8908CB6DF159.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 11" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D2477A57-4D44-421D-9856-E041FD0EDF0E.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 12" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/EC4B1794-0291-45DC-A6CA-E8BA741189E7.jpg" alt="how to tie your show laces 13" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/laces/" rel="tag"&gt;laces&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/shoes/" rel="tag"&gt;shoes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tying/" rel="tag"&gt;tying&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sneakers/" rel="tag"&gt;sneakers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tennis/" rel="tag"&gt;tennis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.maildumper.com/how-to-tie-your-shoe-laces.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:07:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Gotta Get One</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/884174F3-B9E2-4AE3-9E8A-EA3996566E71/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This would really make a canoe trip special.   I can imagine what it would be like up north where they have all the lakes that are crystal clear. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.toxel.com/tech/2008/07/06/transparent-canoe/" title="http://www.toxel.com/tech/2008/07/06/transparent-canoe/"&gt;www.toxel.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A title="Transparent Canoe" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.toxel.com/tech/2008/07/06/transparent-canoe/"&gt;Transparent Canoe&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/386B3461-8223-4239-9174-29D0AFAE5309.jpg" alt="Transparent Canoe" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;See the world below you with remarkable clarity in this two person transparent canoe.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;This hard shell transparent canoe provides 100% visability. It weighs only 40 lbs., and is lighter than most aluminum or wood canoes.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Price: $1,475 + $175 Shipping&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B0FFC9E6-B2D4-4CDD-8D78-CEF1280D24AE.jpg" alt="Transparent Canoe 2" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/02910C8F-FE84-47F5-AAB9-05D7A270C010.jpg" alt="Transparent Canoe 3" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/543396B8-E934-404D-918D-A2F727C6070F.jpg" alt="Transparent Canoe 4" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/866282D4-55EA-41D2-AC38-B3E8F2CC3F27.jpg" alt="The Transparent Canoe" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/canoe/" rel="tag"&gt;canoe&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/transparent/" rel="tag"&gt;transparent&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.toxel.com/tech/2008/07/06/transparent-canoe/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:39:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Light at the End</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/300452D7-0246-4AFD-95E8-D48B975AF847/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Yep, he's fixing to see the light at the end of the tunnel. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SDO_PAM92bI/AAAAAAAARg8/daHc-ovWBaE/s1600-h/1211307297ljUCzJw.jpg" title="http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SDO_PAM92bI/AAAAAAAARg8/daHc-ovWBaE/s1600-h/1211307297ljUCzJw.jpg"&gt;lh5.ggpht.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/546561A0-E52F-4D91-9E2C-B3614C8689CA.jpg" alt="[1211307297ljUCzJw.jpg]" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/snail/" rel="tag"&gt;snail&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/train/" rel="tag"&gt;train&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tracks/" rel="tag"&gt;tracks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SDO_PAM92bI/AAAAAAAARg8/daHc-ovWBaE/s1600-h/1211307297ljUCzJw.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:48:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Predictions for the Year 2015</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BBBFC061-B313-4BD9-A618-C3430E5F1A15/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  They say a picture says a thousand words.  These two say three words.  NO MORE GAS! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="block_header"&gt;&lt;A title="2015 Predictions" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm"&gt;2015 Predictions&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/EE95332B-76B8-4DB1-998B-7778C8A618A1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B9EF2BFC-DEAE-4E37-80A5-5F71705BBCF3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gas/" rel="tag"&gt;gas&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/run+out/" rel="tag"&gt;run out&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/no+more/" rel="tag"&gt;no more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42897_2015-Predictions.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:19:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Alcohol Abuse</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AFAEDA41-543D-4EEC-AEF5-FCAFBF60A6F4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  So much gone to waste. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42905_Mass-Murder-of-Innocent-Spirits-Very-very-sad.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42905_Mass-Murder-of-Innocent-Spirits-Very-very-sad.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="block_header"&gt;&lt;A title="Mass Murder of Innocent Spirits..... Very very sad........." rel="bookmark" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42905_Mass-Murder-of-Innocent-Spirits-Very-very-sad.htm"&gt;Mass Murder of Innocent Spirits..... Very very sad.........&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/9AB98578-5542-4FB3-918D-11BB44844E61.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (111.23 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4DE10FE5-4997-4CDD-B9B6-804531F8BCB2.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (73.88 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4CE0BB20-9ACE-4398-82A2-9AC287DA6EA2.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (31.25 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/3458F217-EBB4-404E-BB82-E2E2E73C2724.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (83.21 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/557B2DB3-602F-474C-9FEB-36BCDFC13046.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (60.02 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/BA0E74E5-431F-40A3-9B77-B89E5056474C.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (81.99 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/C277555A-5A3D-460C-AFF2-0AE693DF3A8F.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (56.26 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/76EDB9DE-FE97-46C0-8522-9375D3F521BF.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (80.01 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/3724851B-6BDC-406C-92D4-8094BF208B78.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (59.79 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/BA57E177-0AD6-4EED-9D3C-4325602E3290.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (84.13 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AEFE729A-CB1E-4146-B6E8-C0568744539B.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (61.66 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/0CE3B05B-C73F-49FB-ACAE-712C192A591F.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (100.32 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/347DA38E-F9B0-4735-AEBA-3DC7FFFEE943.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (87.94 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/82A5246C-C549-47EB-8CBF-54ABB95BDEDF.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (81.65 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/alcohol/" rel="tag"&gt;alcohol&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/banned/" rel="tag"&gt;banned&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/abuse/" rel="tag"&gt;abuse&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/destroy/" rel="tag"&gt;destroy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42905_Mass-Murder-of-Innocent-Spirits-Very-very-sad.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:54:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fashionable Hair Styles?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/982CF168-727E-4AB6-9E4E-6CB79EC5F331/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I just can't figure out why????? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42919_Anyone-for-a-new-hair-style.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42919_Anyone-for-a-new-hair-style.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="block_header"&gt;&lt;A title="Anyone for a new hair style?" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42919_Anyone-for-a-new-hair-style.htm"&gt;Anyone for a new hair style?&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/C32AC299-7D1C-436E-BDD5-9583A10BB55D.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (54.86 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/088AAB66-8297-43C8-9D6E-01DD7507F1DF.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (72.37 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DC747439-AD52-4809-A742-64334CDC9D0F.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (64.21 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/6449124E-3420-4BD1-B7EC-4DBA4D5A2DF4.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (70 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/F87A2AA0-B4DD-47AE-9746-5163D47458CF.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (58.26 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/77EFE58F-CE03-46DE-AA68-2ED6B47CB6BC.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (69.21 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/5B1BD0BC-E6CD-421C-BAB4-D2AC463A42AA.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (60.13 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D1C3F4C2-EAE1-481D-A98E-5FE4211CA664.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (62.2 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/358085E7-EF8A-4D9A-A58A-B093401DB106.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (40.2 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D9E8BE3F-3512-4F4E-B51C-C46DC25CAED6.jpg" alt="Click to launch image viewer (119.05 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hair/" rel="tag"&gt;hair&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/styles/" rel="tag"&gt;styles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42919_Anyone-for-a-new-hair-style.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:29:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>What Does Your Sleeping Say About You?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/23D8074A-C427-4079-940F-3300D31A9DA0/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42920_What-kind-of-sleeper-are-you.htm" title="http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42920_What-kind-of-sleeper-are-you.htm"&gt;www.emailjokes.co.za&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/FEE89FAF-00EA-4F8A-A6C3-6F1263FF4865.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (7.78 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/AC57B427-A38B-473F-AEF5-2D1EC985B7B7.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (15.34 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/73A97B3D-6975-4622-A0F1-569A2B62A87D.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (38.71 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/00C4A445-B451-46B1-9FD9-45796ED4E163.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (31.73 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E540C10F-6C20-43E4-BECB-D793124D9784.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (14.54 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/38742ACB-9FAC-459C-90A8-359C222A8C62.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (13.94 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E06EBD0C-8EB8-404D-A337-44821ABB10E7.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (16.63 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/C7593104-86FE-4172-B582-0A0AE5CF37FA.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (17.54 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/667C87D8-9A69-4E6B-8BEE-16C13FD2EF0E.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (18.04 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/8760FABB-491C-4A06-9DEE-30D6CDDBE99C.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (19.44 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/20FBF5F2-59AB-487E-9E0A-B71E1F952E38.gif" alt="Click to launch image viewer (19.33 kB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sleeping/" rel="tag"&gt;sleeping&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/interpetation/" rel="tag"&gt;interpetation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.emailjokes.co.za/more/42920_What-kind-of-sleeper-are-you.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:24:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>It's 4:20 Somewhere</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/209E8A8F-BAE4-4D8E-9BC6-FF638DB98258/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I think it's hillarious that they chose 4:20 for the display. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.impactlab.com/2008/07/17/fingernail-displays/" title="http://www.impactlab.com/2008/07/17/fingernail-displays/"&gt;www.impactlab.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent Link to Fingernail Displays" href="http://www.impactlab.com/2008/07/17/fingernail-displays/" rel="bookmark"&gt;Fingernail Displays&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/24EA2CD6-B0EE-434A-88AA-3AA781A8D83E.jpg" alt="Fingernail Displays" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;TX54 is a disposable timepiece that is worn on the user’s thumbnail. While its translucency makes it blend seamlessly with the hand, a selection of text color options and a glow feature that activates on command make it easy to read.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stoner/" rel="tag"&gt;stoner&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/innovation/" rel="tag"&gt;innovation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/radical/" rel="tag"&gt;radical&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/new+product/" rel="tag"&gt;new product&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.impactlab.com/2008/07/17/fingernail-displays/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:35:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Darwin Award</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5883B7A5-70DC-4345-A016-18502B1CE9F2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This should be a candidate for the 'Darwin of the Year' award! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/geniuses.htm" title="http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/geniuses.htm"&gt;www.avolites.org.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/129E3429-D151-4B4E-A769-A083FA57577A.gif" alt="A Couple of Geniuses!" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/35758E16-3710-4CE4-82CE-66E8D9C64299.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/darwin/" rel="tag"&gt;darwin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stupid/" rel="tag"&gt;stupid&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/swimming+pool/" rel="tag"&gt;swimming pool&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/electricity/" rel="tag"&gt;electricity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/geniuses.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:28:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Drugs vs Tree</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7C605745-8FD9-446C-843E-136FD18BD081/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  In a few of these the tree catches hell. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://blog.jimmyr.com/Drugs_vs_Tree_24_2008.php" title="http://blog.jimmyr.com/Drugs_vs_Tree_24_2008.php"&gt;blog.jimmyr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="title"&gt;Drugs vs Tree&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/78100A0B-83B4-4105-8B23-ED6430A8C3E8.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/23B17A97-5CC7-4A49-9C37-212CDD1D876E.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/1C86C23C-D6D8-498B-AFC5-72A64AEEC44D.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/13B996CE-C283-414C-91D1-31F47B5C68F0.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/7F8592EE-92E1-47AA-AF31-6030C7781147.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/75D37D3C-83C5-4408-9606-368A09CE23F7.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/976E8305-E82C-43B1-9621-115F4B548817.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/918B3363-470E-4E66-93C7-88AA4B646ADA.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/29B5F7FA-B0E0-4873-8815-2219F02EF81A.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/B766981F-5815-43AA-9EDF-FED3FA81D475.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/103A0105-E616-43CB-BFCD-EECF59BF523B.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/044A22B0-A4A1-4FAC-ADD4-3154DBF853D8.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2743E403-FE79-4A55-A1E2-C6A04A1B4879.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/63898128-8DFC-4298-BC4F-58D6B7D6E32D.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/E5FC5038-F0DC-4F62-9293-B0A53835CFD3.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/4B76CE63-DF30-4484-9EE2-2C3826207361.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/A6C6E086-3587-4B68-BAC2-70747B163306.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/D1D3246A-E426-4454-B2E6-8D93E2E6C978.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/21CFA1E7-7944-4266-9DD7-0E9A342D4E03.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/0A1C0682-FF9A-425A-8E92-F2BA471B9E81.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/88613244-7A44-4EE8-B40D-DAA7DEE507E8.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/2F435D7E-199F-4500-AC73-E27EBC46FBED.jpg" alt="funny" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Pics from leprosorium.ru.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drawing/" rel="tag"&gt;drawing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://blog.jimmyr.com/Drugs_vs_Tree_24_2008.php</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:41:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bluebonnets</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/508D69AE-E138-4398-BBB0-BFB9F759E92B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Coming from Texas I naturally love Bluebonnets.  I can't help but wonder where this picture was taken.  Any guesses? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg" title="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg"&gt;www.justincalvert.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/048CBD26-04F6-43B1-9CB4-7B97B025F7A1.jpg" alt="http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.justincalvert.com/images/nature/haines_2.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:56:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Nerve of Some People</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A170D211-ECD7-4402-A5B4-D6CA79E2AD0B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I guess people must be hungry in Hungary. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/1481056/church_bells_stolen_for_scrap/index.html?source=r_oddities" title="http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/1481056/church_bells_stolen_for_scrap/index.html?source=r_oddities"&gt;www.redorbit.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Church Bells Stolen for Scrap&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;A small village in northeast Hungary is trying to find three stolen church bells before scrap metal dealers destroy them. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The bells, weighing more than 535 pounds, were removed from the church belfry apparently for their copper content, the Hungarian news agency MTI reported Wednesday. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Mayor Zoltan Kalo of Csernely, Hungary, says the village of 1,000 will never be able to afford to replace the bells. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Metal thefts are a major problem in Hungary even though parliament has made it harder for scrap metal dealers to accept items they know have been stolen. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Last week thieves broke into a training school for seeing-eye dogs and stole every metal object, including an obstacle course needed to teach the dogs how to lead.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Source: United Press International&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bells/" rel="tag"&gt;bells&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stolen/" rel="tag"&gt;stolen&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/recyle/" rel="tag"&gt;recyle&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/churck/" rel="tag"&gt;churck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.redorbit.com/news/oddities/1481056/church_bells_stolen_for_scrap/index.html?source=r_oddities</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:51:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Better in Canada</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D363CE8A-55C8-4FCC-9396-C11C6EC29C45/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Reached the limit right before number one.  You'll have to go to the clipped from link to see it. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://queenofspainblog.com/2008/07/01/ten-things-that-are-better-about-canad/" title="http://queenofspainblog.com/2008/07/01/ten-things-that-are-better-about-canad/"&gt;queenofspainblog.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Ten Things That Are Better About Canada&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;10. Our national bird is tastier than yours.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;9.  We know the secret to feeling rich — turn all your currency into gold-coloured coins!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;8.  Our national flag is a leaf and two bars — something you can find in any town we have, too.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;7.  We have more trees than we have McDonalds. And more hockey rinks than Wal-Marts. And more donuts than cops.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;6.  Our annual military budget is approximately the same price as Jenna Bush’s wedding.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;5.  One end of us looks to Europe, the other end to the Pacific Rim. And if you go to the middle of our country, you can get both pyrogies AND sushi at the food court!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Ten Things That Are Better About Canada&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;4.  Our movies have more subtitles and boobies — AND the government pays you to make them!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;3.  We have a monarch, which is kind of like when your parents go away and leave your Grandma in charge.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;2.  If you make fun of us, we make you a citizen. And give you a job at the CBC.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/top+ten/" rel="tag"&gt;top ten&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cananda/" rel="tag"&gt;cananda&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://queenofspainblog.com/2008/07/01/ten-things-that-are-better-about-canad/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:13:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lost Love</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0E6C0CB2-0024-4404-9E62-21179E3D8880/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/vandamonium/"&gt;vandamonium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Poor guy.  But for every guy this has happened to, there is about 1/5th of a gal who's going through the same thing.  Hope I got my math right. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2391/hippyonetruelovejh9.jpg" title="http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2391/hippyonetruelovejh9.jpg"&gt;img150.imageshack.us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/vandamonium/512/DB89703A-ACF3-4C26-BEC4-48E249C0EE29.jpg" alt="http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2391/hippyonetruelovejh9.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/love/" rel="tag"&gt;love&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lost/" rel="tag"&gt;lost&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/traded/" rel="tag"&gt;traded&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/everything/" rel="tag"&gt;everything&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2391/hippyonetruelovejh9.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:08:09 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>