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More Extreme Fashion & Fetish Shoes

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:28:55 GMT

clipped by: BartendingBear
clipper's remarks: Yikes!

A Hand Job - Medical.

Fri, 30 May 2008 12:41:03 GMT

clipped by: righthand
clipper's remarks: An old man is asked to get his sperm count at part of a physical exam and this is what happens

Clip Source: www.thehumorarchives.com

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to give a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,

"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing"

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get that darn jar open."

Tags: comic

Corpse sat in front of TV for 42 years

Thu, 22 May 2008 22:29:09 GMT

clipped by: JohnWaterman

Clip Source: www.infoaddict.com

Detectives in Croatia have a little explaining to do. A woman by the name Hedviga Golik was reported as missing way back in 1966 when neighbors lost all sign of her. Apparently, no one thought to look in her apartment until yesterday. In order to establish who owned the long dormant apartment, cops finally entered and discovered the missing woman sitting in a chair in front of a black & white television. She had been sitting there for 42 years!

A police spokesman said: "So far, we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in.

"When officers went there, they said it was like stepping into a place frozen in time.

"The cup she had been drinking tea from was still on a table next to the chair she had been sitting in and the house was full of things no one had seen for decades. Nothing had been disturbed for decades, even though there were more than a few cobwebs in there."

Tags: news, weird, corpse

Bizarre (but real) Number Plates

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:51:25 GMT

clipped by: pokkets

Clip Source: www.oddee.com

Tags: bizarre, number, plate, real, funny, humor, licence

Why is firefox blocked?

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:05:19 GMT

clipped by: ylodi

Clip Source: whyisfirefoxblocked.com

Why is firefox blocked?

Because some douche wants to infect your computer with popups, search bars and endless ads, the same kind of douche that made you get Firefox in the first place because of horrific popups, search bars and endless ads.

Tags: firefox

Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:27:16 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: www.faeriefaith.net

Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

17. "I finished the Oreos."
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!
14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth ?"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that ?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."

And the top fatal thing to say to your pregnant wife...

1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."

Tags: top 17 fatal things to say to your pregnant wife, humor, funny

Sex.... fantasizing is good for you.

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:18:14 GMT

clipped by: BigBadWolf
clipper's remarks: Ok... sure, the title is pushing the envelope but that's what I am all about. That and ummmm, using my imagination a LOT.

Clip Source: www.wired.com

How many times have you heard people utter contradictory convictions in the same breath without their noticing they were doing so?

We have a lot of funny-but-not-ha-ha-funny oxymora in sex, too,

"An active erotic imagination -- sexual fantasy -- is key to a great sex life," say the sexuality experts.

"People who play out sexual fantasies online are weird, perverted loners who can't maintain healthy sexual relationships (or even get laid) in real life," say the media and the masses.

Curiously, people who have actually involved themselves in some form of sex online rarely subscribe to that belief.

The more positive one's attitude about sex and the more active one's fantasy life, the higher one's desire for sex.

How we think about sex has a tremendous impact on how we relate sexually

Sierra concludes that fantasy and attitude are just as important in healthy sexuality as physical stimulation and response

Tags: sex, medical

Incredibly Funny Help Desk Cartoons

Wed, 30 May 2007 20:05:52 GMT

clipped by: sohil

Clip Source: haddadusa.com

Tags: funny, fun, humor, humour, cartoon, computer, help, email, cartoons, computers

10 Reasons Why Liberals Hate Christians

Thu, 24 May 2007 07:59:34 GMT

clipped by: Thorne
clipper's remarks: I ran out of Clippage.
10) Liberals are spiritually lost and blind to the truth of the gospel.

I clipped this not at the source (I was kinda sceeert a goin' there), rather for an excellent Op/Ed over at <a href="http://hjhop.blogspot.com/2007/05/my-nipples-explode-with-delight.html">Happy Jihad's House of Pancakes</a>
I love HJ. He can even make me smile at the close of a day like today. The scariest thing about these 10 items is I swaer I've heard them almost verbatim from another clipper. Ohhhh Willieeeeee.... Yoooo Hooooo.....

Clip Source: hjhop.blogspot.com

Liberals are relativists and hate Christians because Christians believe in absolute truth.

Liberals do not want anyone to say that immorality is immoral.

Liberals are selfish and are more interested in their "feelings" then they are with what is right for others.

Liberals misunderstand what Christians really believe.

Since liberals see themselves as the superior enlighten ones they do not recognize that taking a position against their position is not automatically hate.

Liberals do not want to listen to what makes sense, they would rather listen to their senses.

Liberals ignore the clear evidence of the result of their philosophical positions influence on the last 40 years. It had been a social disaster and they do not want to hear it.

They see Christians as intellectually inferior.

Liberals see Christians as wanting to impose their religion on them when in truth it is the liberals who have used the courts system to impose their secular humanism religion on all of us.

Tags: liberals, christians, snark, hjhp

An old man, a boy & a donkey

Wed, 16 May 2007 20:25:17 GMT

clipped by: kwonsu

Clip Source: mail.google.com

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding.

The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?

If you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass goodbye!

Tags: humor

WHAT DID ROME CALL THE LAND OF ISRAEL?

Tue, 15 May 2007 00:25:48 GMT

clipped by: davboz

Clip Source: www.esek.com

Judea (Iudaea) was the Roman name for the Land of Israel during the heyday of the Roman Empire. This meant not only the area called Judea in Israel today; it included the whole area ruled and/or chiefly inhabited by Jews.

The name "Palestine" flies around a great deal nowadays in the press and political discussion. Syria too is much in the news. Yet neither Palestine nor Syria is an indigenous name for the country either is nowadays supposed to represent. These were originally names given by outsiders, sailors and merchants coming from the west, to loosely defined regions along the eastern Mediterranean coast and their hinterlands. Syria was the more inclusive term of the two and indeed, as used by early Greeks and by later Greeks and Romans, it included the notion of Palestine, as we see from Herodotos, who wrote of "Palestinian Syria" (using the word as an adjective, not a noun). Hence for him it was merely a section of Syria.

The land was mainly inhabited by Jews and was ruled by Jews

Tags: israel, palestine, politics

Fast Food: Ad pictures vs. real pictures

Mon, 14 May 2007 17:01:25 GMT

clipped by: BigBadWolf
clipper's remarks: This always bugged me and now someone has actually done the work for me!

Clip Source: www.thewvsr.com

Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality

Each item was purchased, taken home, and photographed immediately. Nothing
was tampered with, run over by a car, or anything of the sort. It is an accurate
representation in every case. Shiny, neon-orange, liquefied pump-cheese, and all.

Burger King Enormous Omelet Sandwich

Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddar

KFC Famous Bowl

Subway six-inch turkey breast and ham sub

Wendy's Southwest Taco Salad

Burger King sausage, egg, and cheese croissant

McDonald's Big Mac

Taco Bell Nachos Bell Grande

McDonald's Filet O Fish Sandwich

Burger King Whopper

McDonald's Sausage McMuffin

Tags: food, photos

Churches

Mon, 07 May 2007 19:45:02 GMT

clipped by: arifsali

Clip Source: www.neatorama.com

Las Lajas Cathedral (Image Credit: Jungle_Boy [Flickr])

Las Lajas Cathedral, side view from the bottom (Image Credit: julkastro [Flickr])

La Sagrada Familia, always under construction (Image Credit: chrisjfry [Flickr])

A fantastic photo detailing the exterior of the La Sagrada Familia church
by Christopher Chan [Flickr]

La Sagrada at night (Image Credit: martinhughes81 [Flickr])

Tags: church, architecture

Worst Analogies, ever!

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 19:55:41 GMT

clipped by: paddy_t

Clip Source: www.comedycorner.org

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

Tags: funny, analogies, bad

Why do men and women have TWO HANDS???

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:58:13 GMT

clipped by: thefoxalmighty
clipper's remarks: ha ha ha

Clip Source: www.funnymos.com

Why do women have 2 hands ?

Tags: funny