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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | thefoxalmighty's 'humor' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/tag/humor/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/tag/humor/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Pumpcast News</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3241A6D2-4726-42EB-BDEF-E45EEFAD07E9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/"&gt;thefoxalmighty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ha ha... That was way too cool.. I d be freaked out...   &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=thefoxalmighty" title="http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=thefoxalmighty"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pump+station/" rel="tag"&gt;pump station&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/prank/" rel="tag"&gt;prank&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=thefoxalmighty</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:02:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>God of MARIO</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8DF85138-E1FB-4855-B62C-A114552712DA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/"&gt;thefoxalmighty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ha ha&lt;br/&gt;Its very true isn't it.?  see the level of imagination &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://letthemspeak.blogspot.com/2007/10/god-of-mario.html" title="http://letthemspeak.blogspot.com/2007/10/god-of-mario.html"&gt;letthemspeak.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/thefoxalmighty/512/603F1053-1710-4672-BDBB-F9B0309E5522.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/games/" rel="tag"&gt;games&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://letthemspeak.blogspot.com/2007/10/god-of-mario.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:46:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Time &gt; $</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1D3D1246-E5F5-436E-81AE-546298C54F78/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/"&gt;thefoxalmighty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ha ha .. Very true.. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1201437409_9f7dbe814f.jpg?v=0" title="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1201437409_9f7dbe814f.jpg?v=0"&gt;farm2.static.flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/thefoxalmighty/512/68F4946B-640B-4CED-A4E3-8F7197DCDB69.jpg" alt="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1201437409_9f7dbe814f.jpg?v=0" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/philosophy/" rel="tag"&gt;philosophy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1201437409_9f7dbe814f.jpg?v=0</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:18:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How Gullible are We?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D42DFAC4-A4DD-4874-9168-9978EF06660C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/"&gt;thefoxalmighty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  this is really true.. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/HowGullibleAreWe.html" title="http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/HowGullibleAreWe.html"&gt;www.theburningbiscuit.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="873" valign="top"&gt;
		
		&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at 
		the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how 
		conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and 
		spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged 
		people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination 
		of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;And for 
		plenty of good reasons, since:&lt;BR /&gt;
 &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
		&lt;OL&gt;
			&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;it is a major component in acid rain &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;accidental inhalation can kill you &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;it contributes to erosion &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
			&lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;/FONT&gt;
		&lt;/OL&gt;
		&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the 
		chemical.&lt;BR /&gt;
 &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;UL&gt;
			&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;Forty-three (43) said yes, &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;Six (6) were undecided, &lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;LI&gt;Only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.
			&lt;/LI&gt;
			&lt;/FONT&gt;
		&lt;/UL&gt;
		&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;The title of his prize winning project was, "How 
		Gullible Are We?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;He feels the conclusion is 
		obvious.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
 


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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/HowGullibleAreWe.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:45:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Web 2.0 in 2 Sentences</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/258837DC-66A1-4DED-A21C-7564458BCD5B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/"&gt;thefoxalmighty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ha ha &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:#66CC00"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://bash.org/?779320" title="http://bash.org/?779320"&gt;bash.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;you make all the content. they keep all the revenue.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web+2.0/" rel="tag"&gt;web 2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://bash.org/?779320</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 15:09:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>We are actually this stupid, aren't we</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9EBA153A-928D-43C4-BB70-7DC27233CDE1/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/learnjoy/"&gt;learnjoy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://villeki.aqua-web.org/paskaa/vesi.jpg" title="http://villeki.aqua-web.org/paskaa/vesi.jpg"&gt;villeki.aqua-web.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/learnjoy/512/E3E46C44-7613-46C2-A549-0D74CF0AB887.jpg" alt="http://villeki.aqua-web.org/paskaa/vesi.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://villeki.aqua-web.org/paskaa/vesi.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:10:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Your House As Seen By:  You, Your Buyer, Your Lender...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D091A0A4-EB5D-40D3-BF2F-1515D23EE124/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/gingembre/"&gt;gingembre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Your house as seen by: you, your buyer, your lender, your appraiser, and your tax assessor.  Rueful LOL. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://gingembresplace.blogspot.com/2007/05/your-house-as-seen-by.html" title="http://gingembresplace.blogspot.com/2007/05/your-house-as-seen-by.html"&gt;gingembresplace.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Your House As Seen By:&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Yourself...&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;A href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluCzpKv5II/AAAAAAAAAH8/K_efkNwO-54/s1600-h/house+you.jpg"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069789629271499906" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluCzpKv5II/AAAAAAAAAH8/K_efkNwO-54/s320/house+you.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Your Buyer...&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;A href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluDP5Kv5JI/AAAAAAAAAIE/Xq1Nq_ccEFA/s1600-h/house+buyer.jpg"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069790114602804370" alt="" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluDP5Kv5JI/AAAAAAAAAIE/Xq1Nq_ccEFA/s320/house+buyer.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Your Lender...&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;A href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluDfZKv5KI/AAAAAAAAAIM/y-epUeSY_KU/s1600-h/house+lender.jpg"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069790380890776738" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluDfZKv5KI/AAAAAAAAAIM/y-epUeSY_KU/s320/house+lender.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Your Appraiser...&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt; &lt;A href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluD9ZKv5LI/AAAAAAAAAIU/inbYNhbLYig/s1600-h/house+appraiser.jpg"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069790896286852274" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluD9ZKv5LI/AAAAAAAAAIU/inbYNhbLYig/s320/house+appraiser.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Your Tax Assessor...&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;A href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluK9pKv5NI/AAAAAAAAAIk/AYR2pXZbKac/s1600-h/house+tax+assessor.jpg"&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5069798597163214034" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_iC0vvkSZPy4/RluK9pKv5NI/AAAAAAAAAIk/AYR2pXZbKac/s320/house+tax+assessor.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/house/" rel="tag"&gt;house&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/perspective/" rel="tag"&gt;perspective&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://gingembresplace.blogspot.com/2007/05/your-house-as-seen-by.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 03:14:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Love Hurts ..</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/699D243F-2A60-4EE7-9BC4-0CC7551B4520/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/"&gt;thefoxalmighty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Ha ha ha... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jammag.com/toon/index.php?toonsec_id=6" title="http://www.jammag.com/toon/index.php?toonsec_id=6"&gt;www.jammag.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/thefoxalmighty/512/F58CCDC6-F0DA-49D8-AB36-03B2C997EE24.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/love/" rel="tag"&gt;love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.jammag.com/toon/index.php?toonsec_id=6</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:51:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>NewYork to Dublin - The Google Way!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/905BAE2E-35E4-457B-932B-13A0822225C7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/"&gt;thefoxalmighty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  This is a very good find. I ve heard that the guys in Google have some sense of humor now am seein it.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/29/googles_driving_dire.html" title="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/29/googles_driving_dire.html"&gt;www.boingboing.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/thefoxalmighty/512/2276A59B-F6D1-4A82-ACCD-98DA8E5DC65F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://boingboing.net/2007_03_01_archive.html" title="http://boingboing.net/2007_03_01_archive.html"&gt;boingboing.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;

Hilarious: ask Google Maps for driving directions from New York to Dublin, Ireland and they'll give them to you, including this step, "Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi." Weirdly, they instruct you to swim to &lt;EM&gt;France&lt;/EM&gt;, drive the Chunnel to England, then take a ferry back to Ireland. Surely there's a more efficient totally impossible route?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/29/googles_driving_dire.html" title="http://www.boingboing.net/2007/03/29/googles_driving_dire.html"&gt;www.boingboing.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;FONT color="red"&gt;Update:&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;A href="http://startlingmoniker.wordpress.com"&gt;Dave&lt;/A&gt; sez, "Of course, you'd have to swim about 4.9mph for 29 continuous days to achieve this time. Considering that the worlds fastest swimming records (in a 50-meter race) are just over 5mph... your mileage may vary!"


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