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The MOST HONEST Obituary You'll Ever See

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:34:47 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Kudos to the family for brave honesty.

Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

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Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:42:03 GMT

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Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:48:19 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Poor little guy.

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The Church of the Apocalyptic Kiwi

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:00:20 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Redemption never tasted so good.

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