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More Political Humor

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:58:42 GMT

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Hamster Piano

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:03:01 GMT

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clipper's remarks: If you are allergic to cute, you may want to turn away.You have to hit the college humor link to see the flash video.

Clip Source: www.collegehumor.com

If you are allergic to cute, you may want to turn away.

Hamster Piano

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IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:37:15 GMT

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Clip Source: www.reallywarped.com

IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD...

MAKE ANOTHER WOMEN'S DAY,
AND SHARE THE SMILES

Tags: humor

50 things that make you go hmmmmm and more

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:12:20 GMT

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clipper's remarks: 50 things that make you go hmmmmm and more

Clip Source: phunkyou.com

50 things that make you go hmmmmm and more

1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors
2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face
3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together????
4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn’t a graph on automobiles?
5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name?

Tags: humor, food for thought

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:09:57 GMT

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clipper's remarks: 54 phunnies

Clip Source: phunkyou.com

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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Workin at the Cow Wash

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:46:32 GMT

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clipper's remarks: AN AMERICAN CORPORATION — You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

Clip Source: phunkyou.com

Workin at the Cow Wash

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM — You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

Capitalism and Cows

Tags: humor, cows, politics, economics

Mother's worst nightmare

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:31:45 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Letter from a 15 year old daughter.

Clip Source: www.boardofwisdom.com

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with

Tags: mother, elope, humor