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Shoe Horn

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:47:25 GMT

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Microkini Moment in the Caribbean

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:03:14 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Something that can take me to a higher plane. A taste of Utopia. Camelot. Eden. The perfect world. The perfect moment.

Clip Source: flickrbikini.com

Microkini Moment in the Caribbean

So what is your absolute magical thing to do when having your sweet hard-earned Caribbean vacation?

Something that can take me to a higher plane. A taste of Utopia. Camelot. Eden. The perfect world. The perfect moment. The more I think about it, the clearer this glimpse of the perfect Caribbean moment becomes. Like a blurred image dissolving right before my own eyes.

If you happen to be in Curacao, I would recommend Janthiel Beach.

Hit one of those beach beds just before sunset and stay there to watch the sun set. Hold the hand of your significant other and transmit this rare and unique moment of joy.

A few minutes in paradise. All is right in the world. To me that is the ultimate magic moment in the Caribbean…

A “super special” moment, so outstanding that I would go back just to experience this magical moment all over again.

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Athiest Cat [pic]

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:55:15 GMT

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Clip Source: i.imgur.com

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Handy Latin Phrases

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:24:32 GMT

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Clip Source: phunkyou.com

Handy Latin Phrases

Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(At a barbeque)
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.

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246 ways to annoy people

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:46:25 GMT

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Clip Source: phunkyou.com

246 ways to annoy people

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

36. Wear a lot of cologne.

49. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.

105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.

118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true – like Bush is still President.

132. .sdrawkcab etirW

144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton’s cousin.

159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.

169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor’s lawn.

179. At random times in a conversation, say “Hi,” “Hello Sir, how are you?” or “Have a good day, thank you.”

185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.

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Gun Safety

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:44:25 GMT

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Clip Source: imager.cc

Tags: gun safety

Redneck Bbq

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:32:15 GMT

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Clip Source: www.redneck-humor.com

Redneck Bbq

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Creative bus stop advertisements

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:45:11 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A great way to gain exposure for your product or service

Clip Source: creativecriminals.com

Creative bus stop advertisements

A great way to gain exposure for your product or service is to advertise at bus stops. People have to wait until the bus arrives and do not have too much to do besides waiting. But also drivers and pedestrians get attracted by bus stop advertisements.

This month I have selected the most creative bus stop advertisements that make you look twice! View all bus stop advertisements after the jump.

1. Ikea

3. Australian Post: Stamp

4. Fitness First

Tags: advertisements

Animal pictures of the week: 4 December 2009

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:41:29 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A jaguar named Antonia looks after her baby called Bonita at the zoo in Saarbruecken, Germany

Clip Source: www.telegraph.co.uk

Animal pictures of the week: 4 December 2009

A jaguar named Antonia looks after her baby called Bonita at the zoo in Saarbruecken, Germany

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Feeding Polar Bears (12 pics)

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:40:12 GMT

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clipper's remarks: If you want to be friends with polar bears, you just need a couple of cans of condensed milk.

Clip Source: acidcow.com

Feeding Polar Bears (12 pics)

If you want to be friends with polar bears, you just need a couple of cans of condensed milk.
They love it.

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Lucky Coyote

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:52:36 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Claim: Photographs show a coyote that survived an eight-hour trip wedged behind a car bumper.

Clip Source: www.snopes.com

Claim: Photographs show a coyote that survived an eight-hour trip wedged behind a car bumper.

TRUE

Lucky Coyote

Meet the wiliest of all coyotes: Hit by a car at 75 mph, embedded in the fender, rode for 600 miles — and SURVIVED!

When a brother and sister struck a coyote at 75 mph they assumed they had killed the animal and drove on.

They didn't realize this was the toughest creature ever to survive a hit-and-run.

Eight hours, two fuel stops, and 600 miles later they found the wild animal embedded in their front fender - and very much alive.

Last updated: The circulating text and photos shown above, about a coyote that was rescued relatively unharmed after it was hit by a car on an interstate and spent the next eight hours wedged behind a car bumper, were taken directly from a

28 October 2009 Daily Mail article on the subject.

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Monday awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:29:35 GMT

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clipper's remarks: You'll get diabetes from the sweetness.

Clip Source: thedesigninspiration.com

70 Cutie Baby Animals Bring Your a Good Mood

Cuteness is usually characterized by some combination of infant-like physical traits, especially small body size with a disproportionately large head, large eyes, and round and softer body features. Infantile personality traits, such as playfulness, fragility, helplessness, curiosity, innocence, affectionate behavior, and a need to be nurtured are also generally considered cute.

To those who are living in the concrete jungle, we have collected the following cute animals, hoping they could bring you a good mood and maybe, remind you of the wild world.

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Television Theme songs

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:14:07 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Some bring back memories.

Clip Source: www.fozzy42.com

Be vewy vewy quiet...
Ders somethin' screwy around here
He don't know me vewy well do he?
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outa my hat!
Looney Tunes Intro Music
Help! Help! tumbody thave me!
That's All Folks!
Pay, I say pay attention
What's Up Doc?
Elmer's laugh
Yabba Dabba Doo!
Scooby Doo! Where are you?

Scooby's "Hewo"

Miscellaneous Television
Homer's "DOH!"
Jane you ignorant slut
Well whoop-de-freakin'-doo!
Joxer The Mighty
Soitanly
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
Coca Cola (mp3)
Jeopardy
Television Theme songs
All in the Family
The Andy Griffith Show
Alvin and the Chipmunks (mp3)
Barney Miller
Baretta
Bat Man!
Beverly Hillbillies (mp3)
Cheers (mp3)
Chico & The Man (mp3)
Dukes of Hazzard (mp3)
Facts of Life (mp3)
Family Ties
Fat_Albert (mp3)
Fraggle Rock (mp3)
Fresh Prince (mp3)
Friends (mp3)
Full House (mp3)
Get Smart
Gilligan's Island Theme

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10 remarkable animals that saved people's lives

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:21:53 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Elephant saves a girl from 2004 tsunami

Clip Source: www.mnn.com

10 remarkable animals that saved people's lives

Elephant saves a girl from 2004 tsunami

8-year-old Amber Mason was saved by a 4-year-old elephant during the 2004 Thai tsunami. Just as the wave struck, the elephant took Amber on its back and ran for higher ground. As the wave crashed around them, the elephant even turned its back to the water, creating a protective wall from the impact. "If she had been on the beach on her own or with us on the beach, she would never have lived," Amber's mother recalled. "The elephant took the pounding of the wave."

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Cloud Antivirus #1 in PC World Comparative

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:14:29 GMT

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clipper's remarks: My new Antivirus.

Clip Source: blog.cloudantivirus.com

Cloud Antivirus #1 in PC World Comparative

Among all of the free antivirus software we tested for our latest roundup, Panda Cloud Antivirus was the best app at blocking known malware.

The approach is intended to take advantage of the latest signatures without the need for signature-database updates–and if its excellent showing at detecting malware in AV-Test.org’s zoo of half a million samples is any indication, the approach works. Panda’s app produced an impressive 99.4 percent overall detection rate.

For now, we can’t give Panda’s app a complete score, but its impressive ability to detect malware makes it well worth keeping an eye on.

The final detection rate ranking of the full collection of malware, taking into consideration updated sigs and products, is the following:

Panda: 99.4%

Avira: 98.9%

Avast: 98.2%

MSE: 97.8%

AVG: 95.8%

Comodo: 74.6%

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