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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | strider72's clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Free gasoline!...?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/19E5CCD9-3041-4A60-BAC1-2B164005D863/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The best way to fix the health care industry is to get government the heck out of the way! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.townhall.com/columnists/StarParker/2008/02/11/hillarycare_is_not_the_answer?page=full&amp;comments=true" title="http://www.townhall.com/columnists/StarParker/2008/02/11/hillarycare_is_not_the_answer?page=full&amp;comments=true"&gt;www.townhall.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;If we ran car insurance the way we run health insurance, we'd expect the insurance company to pay for gas.  But in order to do so, when we were running low we'd have to make an appointment with a qualified automobile generalist who would verify that we needed fuel, refer us to a fueling specialist who would order a dozen tests to make sure our guages were working correctly and that we did, indeed, need fuel, we would be given an appointment for the type and amount of fuel we needed&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;There would, of course, be whole bureacracies devoted to making sure our fueling records were secure and not available to public scrutiny.  In the meantime, weeks after we had run out of fuel we would be given a prescription for fuel, with a limited number of refills.  We would be told at which station we could refill (it would have to be in our plan), the type of fuel and the amount we could get at any one time.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;it would be free.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;the true cost would be in the neighborhood of $20/gallon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.townhall.com/columnists/StarParker/2008/02/11/hillarycare_is_not_the_answer?page=full&amp;comments=true</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:01:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Drew Carey on the plight of the middle class</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/355AF619-0B86-4BF0-BC4E-208F6FDC0D50/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/americans_are_better_off_than_anyone_in_politics_or_the_media_would_like_to/" title="http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/americans_are_better_off_than_anyone_in_politics_or_the_media_would_like_to/"&gt;sayanythingblog.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/americans_are_better_off_than_anyone_in_politics_or_the_media_would_like_to/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:48:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>It's taxes, stupid!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3789A72B-9057-4D53-A9E0-6D59FC3A119C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  You can go with class envy, or you can go with what, historically, has worked every time. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120024789298886737.html?mod=opinion_journal_political_diary" title="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120024789298886737.html?mod=opinion_journal_political_diary"&gt;online.wsj.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;For 52 consecutive months--since August 2003, the year of the Bush tax cuts--America's economy and employment has been growing: 8.3 million new jobs have been created, the country's Gross Domestic Product is up 27%, and the tax cuts have increased federal revenue by $785 billion, the largest four year increase in U.S. history. All of which teaches us--once again--that lower tax rates mean higher economic growth.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;the Republican candidates support keeping the lower tax rates, although Mr. McCain had opposed both the 2001 and 2003 Bush tax cuts at the time.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;All three Democratic candidates promise to raise taxes.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120024789298886737.html?mod=opinion_journal_political_diary</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:40:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>It's always the most subtle of clues....</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8C55A883-5444-4E44-955E-A1B90C25728D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-the_big_picture.html" title="http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-the_big_picture.html"&gt;www.thisistrue.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Sometimes newspaper editors do their work mechanically, not paying any attention whatever to what they're printing -- even on the front page.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The &lt;I&gt;Lewiston Tribune&lt;/I&gt; newspaper in Lewiston, Idaho, ran two large photos on its front page several days before Christmas. One showed a sign painter putting the finishing touches on a store window. The other was a still image from a convenience store's security camera showing an "unknown man" reaching for a wallet which was sitting on the store's counter. The wallet, bulging with $600 in cash, belonged to a 19-year-old woman who had just cashed her paycheck to go Christmas shopping.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;As the paper rolled off the press, a &lt;I&gt;Tribune&lt;/I&gt; employee noticed the men in the two photos looked a lot alike, and were wearing the same clothes. The employee called the police. The sign painter, Michael Millhouse, 43, admitted taking the wallet and was charged with theft. "I always liked the Grinch," Millhouse said. "I guess I am one."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/strider72/512/3B1D16B7-9A10-4E93-991C-E1CF5D9CD24B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-the_big_picture.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:17:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The blindness of the music industry</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/66DC57A7-B933-410F-A139-E528C89A31C2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  He thinks that his customers have too much sympathy for his customers????  Does he think we should be more sympathetic to _him_ instead?  He would love nothing more than to charge you every time you listen toa song -- and is surprised that "the little people" are, literally, not buying it. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.wired.com/print/entertainment/music/magazine/15-12/mf_morris" title="http://www.wired.com/print/entertainment/music/magazine/15-12/mf_morris"&gt;www.wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 id="articlehed"&gt;Universal's CEO Once Called iPod Users Thieves. Now He's Giving Songs Away. &lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Doug Morris, chair and CEO of Universal Music Group&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;digital strategies are important these days, and Morris has become entangled in them whether he wants to be or not. Over the past several years, he has been one of the most staunch and vocal proponents of aggressive copyright enforcement&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;After years of tightening controls on his company's content, he agreed to let Amazon.com and other online retailers sell unprotected MP3s of Universal songs. These contain none of the digital rights management software&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;it hoped to end Apple's near monopoly on legal digital downloads.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;This year, 22 percent of &lt;EM&gt;all&lt;/EM&gt; music sold in the US will move through iTunes.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;if he decides to base his plans around DRM, Morris will be missing the larger truth that has propelled his business for the past 30 years. Ultimately, it's convenience and ease of use that drive new media formats.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The problem, he says, is that "there's sympathy for the consumer&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/riaa/" rel="tag"&gt;riaa&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drm/" rel="tag"&gt;drm&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/music/" rel="tag"&gt;music&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ipods/" rel="tag"&gt;ipods&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/apple/" rel="tag"&gt;apple&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag"&gt;technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.wired.com/print/entertainment/music/magazine/15-12/mf_morris</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:08:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Arctic Ice Cubes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2C65B88A-0F32-45FF-BBB4-67A7C5F008A9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Will somebody please notify Al Gore? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003873003_arcticice07m.html" title="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003873003_arcticice07m.html"&gt;seattletimes.nwsource.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Melting of the Arctic ice cap does not contribute to sea level rise. Floating ice, like that around the North Pole, already displaces water, like ice cubes in a glass of tea. When the ice melts, sea level remains unchanged, though salinity can be altered. The major sea level rise associated with global warming would come if the massive ice sheets covering Greenland and Antarctica melt and flow into the oceans.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/global+warming/" rel="tag"&gt;global warming&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003873003_arcticice07m.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:37:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>That's Devotion!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2E12C76C-DB1A-4BC4-BFC4-924A14508314/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Show me a CAT who would do this. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://greyfriarsbobby.co.uk/story.html" title="http://greyfriarsbobby.co.uk/story.html"&gt;greyfriarsbobby.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="bodytext12"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;IMG vspace="5" hspace="10" align="left" src="http://greyfriarsbobby.co.uk/pics/bobby3.jpg" /&gt;In 1858, a man named John Gray was buried in old Greyfriars Churchyard. His grave levelled by the hand of time, and unmarked by any stone, became scarcely discernible; but, although no human interest seemed to attach to it.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The sacred spot was not wholly disregarded or forgotten. For fourteen years the dead man's faithful dog kept constant watch and guard over the grave until his own death in 1872.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The famous Skye Terrier, Greyfriars Bobby was so devoted to his master John Gray, even in death, for fourteen years Bobby lay on the grave only leaving for food.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;It is reported that a daily occurance of people from all walks of life would stand at the entrance of the Kirkyard waiting for the one o'clock gun and the appearance of Bobby leaving the grave for his midday meal.&lt;IMG vspace="5" hspace="10" align="right" src="http://greyfriarsbobby.co.uk/pics/1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dogs/" rel="tag"&gt;dogs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/loyalty/" rel="tag"&gt;loyalty&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/devotion/" rel="tag"&gt;devotion&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/love/" rel="tag"&gt;love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://greyfriarsbobby.co.uk/story.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:53:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why I get along with engineers</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/996118C1-42E0-407B-B771-24AF205E2CAA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I'm more on the "computer logic" end of things, but I totally understand this mindset.  I think the greatest form of wisdom is being aware of what you _don't_ know. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/betsynewmark/112768805574691383/" title="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/betsynewmark/112768805574691383/"&gt;www.haloscan.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;IMG class="gravatar" title="Gravatar" alt="Gravatar" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=944f4b6991c8c766428e5e643a691891&amp;default=http:%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32" /&gt;
	My best friend is a lawyer, bright, gifted, ... PhD in law; bored with his job, he decided to study engineering. After his first quarter, he came to me and said that the two "C"s he'd achieved in Engineering Calculus 101 and Engineering Physics 101 were the first two non-A grades he'd ever gotten in college, and that he had had to study harder for them than for any other dozen classes he'd had. "I now understand", he said, "why engineers and their like are so hard to examine, whether on the stand or in a deposition. When they say a thing is possible, they KNOW it is possible, and when they say a thing is not possible, they KNOW it is not. Most people don't understand know in that way; what they know is what we can persuade them to believe. You engineers live in the same world as the rest of us, but you understand that world in a way we never will."&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/logic/" rel="tag"&gt;logic&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/engineering/" rel="tag"&gt;engineering&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.haloscan.com/comments/betsynewmark/112768805574691383/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:12:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fun with Money</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0DB559B5-4EB7-4860-87E7-E29D772069FC/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Geeks with a sense of humor are the greatest.  &lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.futilitycloset.com/2006/11/24/gotcha/" title="http://www.futilitycloset.com/2006/11/24/gotcha/"&gt;www.futilitycloset.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;As a prank, Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak sometimes buys uncut sheets of $2 bills from the U.S. Treasury and has them bound into booklets. Then, when buying small items, he'll pull out a booklet and cut off a few bills with scissors.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;This is perfectly legal, but it's caused at least one alarmed inquiry by the Secret Service.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/strider72/512/7A071AF7-F2E0-4F7C-943C-091ADD5F2406.jpg" alt="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:US_%242_obverse.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/money/" rel="tag"&gt;money&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pranks/" rel="tag"&gt;pranks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.futilitycloset.com/2006/11/24/gotcha/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:36:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Pink Pa... err... Dolphin???</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/64B10EC4-C30B-4767-80DE-F0E0F36DD942/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Very cool. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/A-Rare-Pink-Albino-Dolphin-2.jpg" title="http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/A-Rare-Pink-Albino-Dolphin-2.jpg"&gt;news.softpedia.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;A Rare Pink Albino Dolphin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/strider72/512/2B664E42-D8CE-4179-BAFA-54DBCC773F9F.jpg" alt="The Louisiana pink dolphin" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mutation/" rel="tag"&gt;mutation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/albino/" rel="tag"&gt;albino&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/freaks/" rel="tag"&gt;freaks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://news.softpedia.com/newsImage/A-Rare-Pink-Albino-Dolphin-2.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:04:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>One Big Pig!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FEA775AD-EF1C-4A8F-9063-A3505774F81F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275524,00.html" title="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275524,00.html"&gt;www.foxnews.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="head"&gt;Alabama Boy Kills 1,051-Pound Monster Pig, Bigger Than 'Hogzilla'&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/strider72/512/315F764F-A3C6-4CEC-A585-EE9F05D83D73.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt; An 11-year-old Alabama boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog that just may be the biggest pig ever found.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P nd="1"&gt;Jamison Stone's father says the hog his son killed weighed a 1,051 pounds and measured 9-feet-4 from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P nd="4"&gt;After seeing the pig in person, taxidermist Jerry Cunningham told The Anniston Star it was "the biggest thing I'd ever seen ... it's huge."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weird/" rel="tag"&gt;weird&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275524,00.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 05:19:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>New Improved-ier Immigration Bill</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9CCC1AA7-B571-4AB1-A77F-B739A72E5606/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.lileks.com/bleats/index.html" title="http://www.lileks.com/bleats/index.html"&gt;www.lileks.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Undocumented Xenonationals&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;will have to report to a government office to announce they are departing. This is the HIMBG Provision, or the “Hello, I Must Be Going” provision. Immigrants will have to return to the Mexican border, put their left foot in, put their left foot out, put their left foot in and shake it all about. (&lt;SPAN class="style4"&gt;Language requiring that the applicant then “do the hokey pokey was removed  over an inability to define the exact nature of said action.&lt;/SPAN&gt;) The immigrant is then required to return to the place where he announced he was leaving, present a notarized photograph of himself sticking a portion of his body into Mexican airspace; at that point, he will be eligible to receive a “Q” visa, which enables him to start the process towards a "Z" visa, which estabishes a  legal framework towards a “path towards citizenship,” although applicants who have paid 67% of their adjusted tax burden over the last 14 years, minus inflation, will be put on a “jogging path” towards citizenship.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.lileks.com/bleats/index.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 16:02:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ted Kennedy on Illegal Immegration</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AE0FEE6E-77F2-4A10-B255-C8008216B22D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  "This time I really mean it now this time!" &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MzEyNmRkZDE5ZTBiMTdiN2IwMzkzM2RmM2U1Y2Y2YjQ=" title="http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MzEyNmRkZDE5ZTBiMTdiN2IwMzkzM2RmM2U1Y2Y2YjQ="&gt;corner.nationalreview.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="blog_title"&gt;Ted Kennedy on Immigration&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="blog_text"&gt;1965: "The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs."&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; 1986: "This amnesty will give citizenship to only 1.1 to 1.3 million illegal aliens. We will secure the borders henceforth. We will never again bring forward another amnesty bill like this."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; 2007: "Now it is time for action. 2007 is the year we must fix our broken system."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/illegal+immigration/" rel="tag"&gt;illegal immigration&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MzEyNmRkZDE5ZTBiMTdiN2IwMzkzM2RmM2U1Y2Y2YjQ=</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 04:31:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Does the World Really Hate America?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3D4D2352-4F44-4A05-899E-B6CA8B5B23BF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=20645" title="http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=20645"&gt;www.humanevents.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;It looks like the Democrats are going to have to drop their talking point about Bush irritating the rest of the world. Evidently not as much as Muslim terrorists irritate the rest of the world. The politicians who hate Bush keep being dumped by their own voters.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;With Nicolas Sarkozy's decisive victory as the new president of France, the French have produced their first pro-American ruler since Louis XVI. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;In Germany, pro-American Angela Merkel crushed the mincing anti-American chancellor Gerhard Schroeder in 2005.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Last year, conservatives swept Canada, making Conservative Party leader Stephen Harper the prime minister.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Australian Prime Minister John Howard is both the longest-serving Australian prime minister and -- by his own account -- the most conservative.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Along with Howard, Bush's staunchest ally in the war on terrorism has been Britain's Labor Party leader Tony Blair. He's about to leave office -- only to be replaced by a leader from the even more pro-American Conservative Party.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/war+on+terror/" rel="tag"&gt;war on terror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=20645</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 04:05:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>"Tastes like flies..."</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/56A18F6B-C8F9-41B8-A15D-551354E76F1C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/strider72/"&gt;strider72&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  That thing looks as though it could bench press the bird! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/05/chicken-eating-spider.html" title="http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/05/chicken-eating-spider.html"&gt;althouse.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/strider72/512/6BBD0BFD-241B-4642-AFBD-B090844FB09A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weird/" rel="tag"&gt;weird&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/05/chicken-eating-spider.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 22:16:29 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>