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Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 00:20:42 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514

Clip Source: www.comedycorner.org

Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse..
Played football without a helmet.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Strong, like Bear... Smart, like Tractor.

Tags: humor

Brave or Stupid?

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:48:14 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514
clipper's remarks: i'd say stupid...

Clip Source: www.i-am-bored.com

Tags: animals, funny, humor

Funny signs: some you have probably seen + some new ones

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:15:03 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514

Clip Source: 199.236.102.168

Now there’s a movie you don’t see everyday!

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Tags: signs, funny, humor, stupid

Compaq \ HP being REALLY dumb

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:10:42 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514
clipper's remarks: I cannot believe that hp actually answered this guy....they are just as dumb as he is for responding to this

Clip Source: www29.compaq.com

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS - SEARCH RESULTS

Compaq FAQ: Where do I find the "Any" key on my keyboard? (FAQ2859)

The term "any key" does not refer to a particular key on the keyboard. It simply means to strike any one of the keys on your keyboard or handheld screen.

Tags: hp, stupid, pointless, humor, funny, technology

thumb figures

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:07:18 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514
clipper's remarks: someone has WAY too much spare time......

Clip Source: www.irdel.com

Tags: bored, thumb, figures, funny, humor, pointless, stupid