Clipmarks | sphinx000514's 'humor' clipshttp://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/tag/humor/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/tag/humor/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-usquote by chris rockhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5CD3F1A7-64B8-4370-B9DB-9944605AA0BB/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://rense.com/general75/quote.htm" title="http://rense.com/general75/quote.htm">rense.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><CENTER><B><FONT size="+4">Best Quote Of 2006?</FONT></B><FONT size="+1"><BR /> By Chris Rock<BR /> 2-28-7</FONT></CENTER></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DT><FONT size="+1">"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock</FONT> </DT></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://rense.com/general75/quote.htmThu, 29 Nov 2007 17:39:05 GMTThe Dialectizerhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8475293A-7416-465B-A64F-D5B6F0555C23/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://rinkworks.com/dialect/" title="http://rinkworks.com/dialect/">rinkworks.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><CENTER> <IMG alt="The Dialectizer" src="http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialbnnr.gif" /><P> </P><H5>By Samuel Stoddard</H5> <P> <B>Convert English text to any of several comic dialects.</B> </P></CENTER></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <EM>The Dialectizer</EM> takes text or other web pages and instantly creates parodies of them! Try it out by selecting a dialect, then entering a URL or English text below. If you have questions about what <EM>The Dialectizer</EM> does or how it does it, please see the "Information" section toward the bottom of this page.</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/change/" rel="tag">change</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/convert/" rel="tag">convert</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lanquage/" rel="tag">lanquage</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dialect/" rel="tag">dialect</a></div>http://rinkworks.com/dialect/Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:30:31 GMTwow her mouth is big...http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9DDBEB49-BA10-400B-B2A4-0DEAB95E5C34/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pictures.html" title="http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pictures.html">www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/69A2A8BA-3C35-409A-BEF8-A79B62FA40DE.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/love/" rel="tag">love</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bar/" rel="tag">bar</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/beer/" rel="tag">beer</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drink/" rel="tag">drink</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a></div>http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/pictures.htmlThu, 26 Apr 2007 06:31:13 GMTFunny Student Exam Answershttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/ADA3CFA3-90D9-49C5-B1E3-0BDDBB7F40AB/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Student_Exam_Answers_91_2007.php" title="http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Student_Exam_Answers_91_2007.php">www.jimmyr.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/85379A39-0FDB-40FD-A860-259115C89350.jpg" alt="Funny Test Answers" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/DF2B1C08-1E8F-40BC-8B4C-9A7F744B3817.gif" alt="Funny Test Answers" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/4DB78B27-75A7-4683-B5A5-B09BCA7C0B69.jpg" alt="Funny Test Answers" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/AA5602E9-79D3-4EE0-8CF8-E3AF9AD548E4.jpg" alt="Funny Test Answers" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/EB876038-B0BF-4644-BF0A-088A40ECA0C4.jpg" alt="Funny Test Answers" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/E13F8C8E-F4B6-456B-8BAA-A3036F332D7D.jpg" alt="Funny Test Answers" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/test/" rel="tag">test</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/testing/" rel="tag">testing</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/student/" rel="tag">student</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/paper/" rel="tag">paper</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/grade/" rel="tag">grade</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/school/" rel="tag">school</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/homework/" rel="tag">homework</a></div>http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Student_Exam_Answers_91_2007.phpThu, 26 Apr 2007 06:07:38 GMThow to deal with telephone soliticationshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/94B261E6-B426-4265-A8CD-2C17811A9F7E/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> i think i might have to try this one out...haha <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/consumer_warfare.html" title="http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/consumer_warfare.html">www.ling.upenn.edu</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1>Consumer Warfare</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>How to deal with unwelcome mail and telephone solitications</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Time is money.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H4>Telephone solicitations:</H4></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <EM>Sean:</EM> Hello? </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <EM>Solicitor:</EM> Hi, this is the XYZ Company, and I'd like to tell you about a great new way we have to help save you money... </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <EM>Sean:</EM> Excuse me. Is this a solicitation? </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <EM>Solicitor:</EM> Well, yes; I'd like to tell you about... </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <EM>Sean:</EM> Just a moment. I'll be happy to listen to your solicitation, but I do charge for my time. Advertising time on this line is $5 for the first minute and $2 for each additional minute. Let me get your billing address first, and then I'll be happy to listen. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <EM>Solicitor: (Pause, baffled) </EM> Let me get my supervisor. </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/consumer_warfare.htmlWed, 22 Nov 2006 22:26:12 GMTi wonder how long this has been there....http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/54A99570-63BA-4A5D-AFF8-8A92D90B4111/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> ....at least it didn't get paved <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Not%20My%20Job.html" title="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Not%20My%20Job.html">www.absolutely-funny-humor.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><STRONG>Not My Job</STRONG></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/DCA9D809-66B9-49A5-9632-FA10F1AB854C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Not%20My%20Job.htmlWed, 22 Nov 2006 22:20:35 GMTfitness gym.....with escalatorhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BA2FFFAF-1DD1-4B52-B39B-D416E5414F43/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> ....i wonder what type of stuff they have on the inside of this gym....haha <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Gymn.html" title="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Gymn.html">www.absolutely-funny-humor.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/276DB395-872A-46CF-9212-C2F3650A0266.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fitness/" rel="tag">fitness</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a></div>http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Gymn.htmlWed, 22 Nov 2006 22:18:03 GMTexecutive bathroomhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DCD1AB15-1D2C-400D-ACB3-22C70D84AA9B/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Executive%20Bathroom.html" title="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Executive%20Bathroom.html">www.absolutely-funny-humor.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><STRONG>Executive Bathroom</STRONG></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/35610F86-C7A2-4CF3-B87E-321C07B1A83E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Executive%20Bathroom.htmlWed, 22 Nov 2006 22:15:29 GMTthe world's strangest vehicleshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3B8458C2-0118-44CE-912E-44DF08236501/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.uberreview.com/2006/09/the-worlds-most-unique-vehicles.htm/" title="http://www.uberreview.com/2006/09/the-worlds-most-unique-vehicles.htm/">www.uberreview.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/368B4EB7-E125-4FF9-85A8-EC46B147A1C8.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/0C4484CE-42CB-46A2-AD98-FC939F1F5BCE.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/872EA617-52A2-43DF-84E2-A5443C2B4B58.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/7BEE679F-89A1-43C6-9A19-B51E8F9A1447.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/E0D232BC-8EC6-4EB1-ADC5-B412BC7BA3B7.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/vehicle/" rel="tag">vehicle</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/strange/" rel="tag">strange</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/odd/" rel="tag">odd</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.uberreview.com/2006/09/the-worlds-most-unique-vehicles.htm/Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:10:55 GMTa bunch of random, cool, and funny pictureshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B1D54D24-EFC1-483D-B335-4A607BAE8227/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/">sphinx000514</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span 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