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Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 00:20:42 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514

Clip Source: www.comedycorner.org

Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse..
Played football without a helmet.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Strong, like Bear... Smart, like Tractor.

Tags: humor

dog halloween costumes

Sun, 22 Oct 2006 22:00:49 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514

Clip Source: artwc.org

Tags: dogs, pictures, pics, halloween, costumes, funny, fun, humor, humorous

skateboarding puppy

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:32:03 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514

Clip Source: www.thecuteproject.com

Tags: cute, amazing, dog, dogs, cool, funny, humor, pictures, puppy

PetPeek

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:03:18 GMT

clipped by: sphinx000514
clipper's remarks: I am not sure if this is a joke, or if they are actually selling these things.....haha

i wonder how they install them.....

either way, its pretty funny

Clip Source: www.petpeek.info

EVERY DOG SHOULD
HAVE A POINT OF VIEW!

The PetPeek™ window can easily make that possible.

The PetPeek™ window is a durable, clear, hard plastic dome 9.5 inches in diameter, with a black trim-ring and all necessary hardware for easy do-it-yourself installation into your wooden fence. It is an attractive addition to your fence.

Dogs are curious, they want to know what’s happening out there!

Help satisfy their curiosity and make it possible for them to have a peek.

Each PetPeek™ window $29.98 plus S&H.

Download to review PetPeek™ window installation instructions here.

Tags: dog, animals, dogs, funny, humor, pictures