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color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/C5E7BF20-70A5-4789-B498-27A64CF91CBA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cute/" rel="tag"&gt;cute&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag"&gt;pictures&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.thegtb.co.uk/awww.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:54:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Best pics of 2005</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D2D5E3C0-0A9F-46BD-8203-CF57ACDA813B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/frozonfreak/512/283757C9-5AF9-4A41-8832-5AC3F4356D43.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/frozonfreak/512/97CB5C6D-5647-4832-96A3-384401B0BA35.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pics+nature/" rel="tag"&gt;pics nature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.avolitesshop.co.uk/avo/jokes/photos05.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:10:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Neat tricks to teach your body</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D84B2884-043D-4D98-9510-5C264B9C77B6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/abramsv/"&gt;abramsv&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Some little-known practical tips about your body, such as:&lt;br/&gt;If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. If your hand falls asleep, rock your head from side to side - etc. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2006/11/neat-tricks-to-teach-your-body.html" title="http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2006/11/neat-tricks-to-teach-your-body.html"&gt;thrillingwonder.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3 class="post-title"&gt;
                      	 
                      	 Neat tricks to teach your body
	                       
                          &lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Some little-known practical tips about your body&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;2. Your right ear is better than your left&lt;/SPAN&gt; at following the rapid rhythms of speech (good tip for spies!) The left ear is better at picking up music tones.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;5. Clear your stuffed nose!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Forget Sudafed. An easier way is by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth, then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;7. Cure your toothache&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Just rub ice on the back of your hand, on the V-shaped webbed area between your thumb and index finger... reduces toothache pain by as much as 50 percent&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;15. If your hand falls asleep&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;rock your head from side to side. It'll painlessly banish your pins and needles in less than a minute.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/abramsv/512/893E21FF-D02E-45B6-8A39-309E2E26F6B2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/health/" rel="tag"&gt;health&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2006/11/neat-tricks-to-teach-your-body.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:46:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>fossit and bird</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/125A673D-BC92-4E1F-AB3C-2676ABC53CA4/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  not too smart..... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://oddanimals.com/funnyanimals/bathtime.html" title="http://oddanimals.com/funnyanimals/bathtime.html"&gt;oddanimals.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style5"&gt;Bath Time&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/9505174B-9057-42AA-9CA4-B7B71DFB49BB.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style6"&gt;Tweety investigates...&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://oddanimals.com/funnyanimals/bathtime.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:36:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>horse with hole in neck</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CA2265FC-EF8C-421E-ABE4-FB1CFA00A32C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  wow.... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://oddanimals.com/funnyanimals/horsewithopenholeinneck.html" title="http://oddanimals.com/funnyanimals/horsewithopenholeinneck.html"&gt;oddanimals.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style5"&gt;Horse With Open Hole In Neck&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/8027E563-F567-4057-A2D5-0E7C5D0C5531.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN class="style6"&gt;This gray stallion was confiscated by the ASPCA. No one has any idea of how it got the hole through its neck. The horse is healthy and the hole does not seem to hinder normal activities.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/amazing/" rel="tag"&gt;amazing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://oddanimals.com/funnyanimals/horsewithopenholeinneck.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:37:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>money isn't everything</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F7A219F7-78A0-44AE-82F4-E4E8651B155C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.justcomments.com/funnycomments-images/Moneyisn%27t.jpg" title="http://www.justcomments.com/funnycomments-images/Moneyisn%27t.jpg"&gt;www.justcomments.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/90DBEF86-77B7-4D8A-94AB-D3DD4054F28B.jpg" alt="http://www.justcomments.com/funnycomments-images/Moneyisn%27t.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/money/" rel="tag"&gt;money&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.justcomments.com/funnycomments-images/Moneyisn%27t.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:55:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>george bush reading</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0F4C5DAC-177D-479D-BE99-5262E90F6942/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.kls2.com/~karl/random/bushreading.jpg" title="http://www.kls2.com/~karl/random/bushreading.jpg"&gt;www.kls2.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/AC86FEA1-7A7F-44E4-A6E8-34AD41E9AD08.jpg" alt="http://www.kls2.com/~karl/random/bushreading.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bush/" rel="tag"&gt;bush&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.kls2.com/~karl/random/bushreading.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:33:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>bush picking his nose</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CB381C68-C565-4A98-840D-9411463672D8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Bush%20penetrating%20his%20nostril.html" title="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Bush%20penetrating%20his%20nostril.html"&gt;www.absolutely-funny-humor.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Bush penetrating his nostril&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/747723A4-913E-4906-BC9C-BD1329408DD1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bush/" rel="tag"&gt;bush&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Bush%20penetrating%20his%20nostril.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:13:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>executive bathroom</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DCD1AB15-1D2C-400D-ACB3-22C70D84AA9B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Executive%20Bathroom.html" title="http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Executive%20Bathroom.html"&gt;www.absolutely-funny-humor.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Executive Bathroom&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sphinx000514/512/35610F86-C7A2-4CF3-B87E-321C07B1A83E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.absolutely-funny-humor.com/funny-photos/slides/Executive%20Bathroom.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:15:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>how to deal with telephone solitications</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/94B261E6-B426-4265-A8CD-2C17811A9F7E/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  i think i might have to try this one out...haha &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/consumer_warfare.html" title="http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/consumer_warfare.html"&gt;www.ling.upenn.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Consumer Warfare&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;How to deal with unwelcome mail and telephone solitications&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Time is money.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H4&gt;Telephone solicitations:&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;EM&gt;Sean:&lt;/EM&gt;  Hello?
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;EM&gt;Solicitor:&lt;/EM&gt;  Hi, this is the XYZ Company, and I'd like to tell you
about a great new way we have to help save you money...
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;EM&gt;Sean:&lt;/EM&gt;  Excuse me. Is this a solicitation?
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;EM&gt;Solicitor:&lt;/EM&gt; Well, yes; I'd like to tell you about...
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;EM&gt;Sean:&lt;/EM&gt;  Just a moment.  I'll be happy to listen to your
solicitation, but I do charge for my time.  Advertising time on this line
is $5 for the first minute and $2 for each additional minute.  Let me get
your billing address first, and then I'll be happy to listen.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;
&lt;EM&gt;Solicitor:  (Pause, baffled) &lt;/EM&gt;  Let me get my supervisor.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.ling.upenn.edu/~kurisuto/consumer_warfare.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:26:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lookalikes?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/82983CB2-5BD0-4370-995C-83E3CD795CE9/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cosmictribune.org/lookalikes.htm" title="http://www.cosmictribune.org/lookalikes.htm"&gt;www.cosmictribune.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzsmith.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Will Smith&lt;BR /&gt;Good Actor&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD width="50"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;
&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzcutts.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Bobby Cutts&lt;BR /&gt;Bad Cop&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Henry Waxman&lt;BR /&gt;House Liberal&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Mohammed Elbaradei&lt;BR /&gt;UN Nuke Expert&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;George Clooney&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD width="50"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;
&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzzhamasleader.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Hamas Leader&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzkerry2.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;John Kerry;&lt;BR /&gt;Lieutenant&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD width="50"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Gomer Pyle;&lt;BR /&gt;Private&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;TABLE width="100%" cols="2" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Jack Nicholson;&lt;BR /&gt;Great Actor&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD width="50"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;
&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzbtk.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;BTK Serial Killer;&lt;BR /&gt;One Bad Actor&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;John Kerry;&lt;BR /&gt;Ornery Senator&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzherm.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Herman Munster;&lt;BR /&gt;Friendly Monster&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Mister Rogers;&lt;BR /&gt;Has His Hand&lt;BR /&gt;In A Puppet&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Gray Davis;&lt;BR /&gt;Has His Hand&lt;BR /&gt;On Your Wallet&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Peter Jackson;&lt;BR /&gt;Golden Globe Winner&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzrupert.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Rupert Boneham;&lt;BR /&gt;Survivor Loser&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Jack Roche;&lt;BR /&gt;Convicted Terrorist&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Lon Chaney Jr.;&lt;BR /&gt;Convincing Wolfman&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Tootsie&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Teresa Heinz Kerry&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Joan Crawford;&lt;BR /&gt;Mommie Dearest&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzmj.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Michael Jackson;&lt;BR /&gt;Music's Weirdest&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Chelsy Davy;&lt;BR /&gt;Prince Harry's Honey&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://www.cosmictribune.org/zzelin.jpg" /&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Elin Nordegren;&lt;BR /&gt;Tiger's Balm&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Ariel Sharon;&lt;BR /&gt;Walked On&lt;BR /&gt; A Wall&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Humpty Dumpty;&lt;BR /&gt;Fell Off&lt;BR /&gt; A Wall&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="33%" bgcolor="#003333" align="center" colspan="1"&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Phil Spector&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Marcia Clark&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Clay Aiken;&lt;BR /&gt;As American Idol&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
&lt;TD width="50"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Martin Short;&lt;BR /&gt;As Ed Grimley&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Nick Nolte;&lt;BR /&gt;Bad Hair Day&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;FONT size="-3" face="VERDANA"&gt;Glen Campbell;&lt;BR /&gt;Bad Stare Day&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;
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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebrity/" rel="tag"&gt;celebrity&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebrities/" rel="tag"&gt;celebrities&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/look/" rel="tag"&gt;look&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/looks/" rel="tag"&gt;looks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/alike/" rel="tag"&gt;alike&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/alikes/" rel="tag"&gt;alikes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cosmictribune.org/lookalikes.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:35:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>quote by chris rock</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5CD3F1A7-64B8-4370-B9DB-9944605AA0BB/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sphinx000514/"&gt;sphinx000514&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://rense.com/general75/quote.htm" title="http://rense.com/general75/quote.htm"&gt;rense.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="+4"&gt;Best Quote Of 2006?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
By Chris Rock&lt;BR /&gt;
2-28-7&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DT&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;"You know the world is going crazy when the best
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  Chris Rock&lt;/FONT&gt;
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