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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>10 Great Math Tricks to Do Calculations in Your Head</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0A544E70-C82D-4CC1-876C-30F670A823B3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/constantskeptic/"&gt;constantskeptic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  this is a great detailed list of helpful math tricks, most of them I didn't know before. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://listverse.com/science/10-easy-arithmetic-tricks/" title="http://listverse.com/science/10-easy-arithmetic-tricks/"&gt;listverse.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="art-title"&gt;&lt;A title="Permalink: 10 Easy Arithmetic Tricks" rel="bookmark" href="http://listverse.com/science/10-easy-arithmetic-tricks/"&gt;10 Easy Arithmetic Tricks&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://listverse.com/science/10-easy-arithmetic-tricks/" title="http://listverse.com/science/10-easy-arithmetic-tricks/"&gt;listverse.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/galoisfieldlib.png"&gt;&lt;IMG width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="250" border="1" alt="Galoisfieldlib" src="http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/galoisfieldlib-tm.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;1. The 11 Times Trick&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;We all know the trick when multiplying by ten - add 0 to the end of the number, but did you know there is an equally easy trick for multiplying a two digit number by 11?  This is it:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Take the original number and imagine a space between the two digits (in this example we will use 52:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;5_2&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Now add the two numbers together and put them in the middle:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;5_(5+2)_2&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;That is it - you have the answer: 572.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN id="more-2096"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;If the numbers in the middle add up to a 2 digit number, just insert the second number and add 1 to the first:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;9_(9+9)_9&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;(9+1)_8_9&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;10_8_9&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;1089 - It works every time.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;2. Quick Square&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;If you need to square a 2 digit number ending in 5, you can do so very easily with this trick.  Mulitply the first digit by itself + 1, and put 25 on the end.  That is all!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;25&lt;SUP&gt;2&lt;/SUP&gt; = (2x(2+1)) &amp; 25&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;2 x 3 = 6&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;625&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN class="litem"&gt;3. Multiply by 5&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Most people memorize the 5 times tables very easily, but when you get in to larger numbers it gets more complex - or does it?  This trick is super easy.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/math/" rel="tag"&gt;math&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/arithmetic/" rel="tag"&gt;arithmetic&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tricks/" rel="tag"&gt;tricks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lists/" rel="tag"&gt;lists&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/useful/" rel="tag"&gt;useful&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tips/" rel="tag"&gt;tips&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://listverse.com/science/10-easy-arithmetic-tricks/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:53:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A single sheet of paper</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/32A2F182-0950-4940-81BE-A713234006AB/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a 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2007 22:12:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>what happens when you die?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/323BDA0A-8E8E-4F5B-87C1-B93FA3925078/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/socorsan/"&gt;socorsan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions" title="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions"&gt;uncyclopedia.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;What happens when I die?&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;We take your &lt;A title="Wallet" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wallet"&gt;wallet&lt;/A&gt;, &lt;A title="Identity%20theft" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Identity_theft" set="yes"&gt;steal your identity&lt;/A&gt; and run a &lt;A title="Drugs" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Drugs"&gt;drug&lt;/A&gt; ring out of your house. For years, we live off your life's savings and live the high life in &lt;A title="Southampton" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Southampton" set="yes"&gt;Southampton&lt;/A&gt;. Some fat guy cops off with your &lt;A title="Boyfriend" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boyfriend"&gt;boyfriend&lt;/A&gt;/&lt;A title="Girlfriend" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend" set="yes"&gt;girlfriend&lt;/A&gt;/other half, and we sell your life story to the News of the World. &lt;I&gt;Then&lt;/I&gt;, we tell your family you are in a &lt;A title="Japanese" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Japanese" set="yes"&gt;Japanese&lt;/A&gt; &lt;A title="Prison" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Prison" set="yes"&gt;prison&lt;/A&gt; where no visitors are allowed and there is nothing to eat but &lt;A title="Rice" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Rice" set="yes"&gt;rice&lt;/A&gt; cakes and &lt;A title="Vinegar" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vinegar"&gt;vinegar&lt;/A&gt;. Finally, we crash your car into the front of a police station and cover your granny's car in &lt;A title="Custard" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Custard"&gt;custard&lt;/A&gt;. Oh yeah, and we '&lt;A title="Wank" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wank"&gt;recycle&lt;/A&gt;' all your &lt;A title="Porn" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Porn"&gt;porn&lt;/A&gt; before sending it in a parcel to your family. 
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;But what would you care? You'd be &lt;A title="Dead" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Dead"&gt;dead&lt;/A&gt;.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life+death+me+you+lol+funny/" rel="tag"&gt;life death me you lol funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Life%27s_Unanswerable_Questions</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:01:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Homer Simpson Quotes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DB016EFC-E791-4EC6-B0F7-3B400F7186B3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/yanksrule/"&gt;yanksrule&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Really Funny! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/" title="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"&gt;funny.zeeblum.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Operator! Give me the number for 911!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Oh, so they have internet on computers now!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful  things like…love!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me  Superman.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now  quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Well, it’s 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making  a scene.’&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to  learn. It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Doughnuts. Is there anything they can’t do?&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to  read the manual and press the right buttons.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day  and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;IMG align="right" src="http://2spare.com/_media/imgs/2spare/articles/a34_homer2.gif" /&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a  bottle, they’re on TV!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or  lose: it’s how drunk you get.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be  back for ten minutes!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;[Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never  try.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother!  I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;When I look at the smiles on all the children’s faces, I just know they’re  about to jab me with something.&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
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&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/homer/" rel="tag"&gt;homer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/simpson/" rel="tag"&gt;simpson&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:41:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Amazing Ice Sculptures in China</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/01B3AC3D-8230-4C51-8421-3627C89BBA57/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Harrison/"&gt;Harrison&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I would hate to put all that work into something only to have it melt. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://iasos.com/news/ice.html" title="http://iasos.com/news/ice.html"&gt;iasos.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/DF72C237-6C70-4009-9296-FCB8474A9606.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/1DB842BC-2570-47C8-A17D-316B098229EA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/0A3075BE-E01B-49A0-BB5B-5B60FCD0ECC7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/FD24F5E3-B945-4DD3-871F-60D7F81EA56A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/50723FF9-69AB-4745-AB79-34094F03E697.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/476BFFE6-A095-4728-8F14-D10A0A6700B6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/94F67BDE-6CAF-42BB-B370-609969087E71.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/E8B925CD-72E4-4BD0-9A14-E7205393E83A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/496FB613-2AE6-44F5-BE11-26D80D2DA96C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/3C1B5E6D-F23A-4E16-A328-79C2DA623738.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/Harrison/512/522EFC93-3220-4058-A7D0-F956297E117E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ice/" rel="tag"&gt;ice&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sculptures/" rel="tag"&gt;sculptures&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/art/" rel="tag"&gt;art&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/china/" rel="tag"&gt;china&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://iasos.com/news/ice.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:58:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fork Sculptures - MUST SEE</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3F75D7DF-A2A1-43EE-9999-0E477B5E1C2C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/BartendingBear/"&gt;BartendingBear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Seeing things for other than what they are is very difficult for many people. These are just great IMHO. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2006/12/fork-art.html" title="http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2006/12/fork-art.html"&gt;damncoolpics.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/27927D6F-3566-48A9-89DB-4BC58133677E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/BartendingBear/512/658AC802-5E82-4663-8E5A-D615BCE68CEF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div 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	&lt;P&gt;Okay peeps, I’m sure most of you know how to use &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.limewire.com/" title="Limewire"&gt;Limewire&lt;/A&gt; and &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.bittorrent.com/" title="Bittorrent"&gt;Bittorrent&lt;/A&gt; these days.  But, I’ll bet you haven’t used Google to perform a quick Mp3 search for the nagging song that’s been stuck in your head all day.  The truth is that Google can be used to conduct a search for almost any file type, including Mp3s, PDFs, and videos.  This functionality has been available for a long time, but most users haven’t caught on to it.  So here’s a quick example of how to use Google to search for Mp3s.  It’s like turning Google into the &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.napster.com/index.html" title="Napster"&gt;Napster&lt;/A&gt; of 2000.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;The following is a Google search string for searching open web directories containing downloadable Nirvana music files.  Substitute the term Nirvana in the search string for any other band of your liking.  You can always bookmark the search result for future use.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en%26q=-inurl%3A%28htm%7Chtml%7Cphp%29+intitle%3A%22index+of%22+%2B%22last+modified%22+%2B%22parent+directory%22+%2Bdescription+%2Bsize+%2B%28wma%7Cmp3%29+%22Nirvana%22" title="Search%20Google%20for%20Nirvana%20Mp3s"&gt;-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(wma|mp3) “Nirvana”&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;With some very slight modifications the same search string can easily be used to search for ebooks in DOC and PDF format:&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en%26lr=%26safe=off%26q=-inurl%3A%28htm%7Chtml%7Cphp%29+intitle%3A%22index+of%22+%2B%22last+modified%22+%2B%22parent+directory%22+%2Bdescription+%2Bsize+%2B%28pdf%7Cdoc%29+%22george+orwell+1984%22" title="George%20Orwell%201984%20PDF%20search"&gt;-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(pdf|doc) “george orwell 1984″&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Or perhaps your looking for some specific video file:&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en%26lr=%26safe=off%26q=-inurl%3A%28htm%7Chtml%7Cphp%29+intitle%3A%22index+of%22+%2B%22last+modified%22+%2B%22parent+directory%22+%2Bdescription+%2Bsize+%2B%28mpg%7Cwmv%29+%22towelie%22" title="Southpark%20Towelie%20video%20search"&gt;-inurl:(htm|html|php) intitle:”index of” +”last modified” +”parent directory” +description +size +(mpg|wmv) “towelie”&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;You can check the official &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.google.com/help/operators.html" title="Google%20Advanced%20Search%20Operators"&gt;Google Advanced Search Operators&lt;/A&gt; page for further details on editing this search string to meet your specific needs.  Enjoy yourselves!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt; Now thry this http://www.briefli.com/ link it does exactly what we tought of doing above.&lt;/P&gt;
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