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results).

&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Pretend to be the slowest talking person in the world
and see how long their spirit of charity lasts.

&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Answer every one of their questions with: "What do you
mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your
loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes
for them to get flustered and leave.

&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their
God.

&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Excuse yourself from your living room (or
wherever)... and don't come back.

&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt; Ask them to reconcile Revelation 1 and 22 for the
"Alpha &amp; Omega's" identity (Jesus or God), repeat
constantly. You may have to resort to another method to
actually get rid of them, but this will definitely make them
sweat.

&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/how+to/" rel="tag"&gt;how to&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/get+rid/" rel="tag"&gt;get rid&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jehovah's+witnesses/" rel="tag"&gt;jehovah's witnesses&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Funny-pages/jehwit.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 04:42:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Killer Bunnies</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D06162F4-6DD9-44D9-8EE5-9365F281E5A8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/skwirlinator/"&gt;skwirlinator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=killer+bunnies&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS224US224&amp;um=1&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wv&amp;start=10" title="http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=killer+bunnies&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS224US224&amp;um=1&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wv&amp;start=10"&gt;video.google.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=killer+bunnies&amp;sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS224US224&amp;um=1&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wv&amp;start=10</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 13:25:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Effective Scientific Communication</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4FA64495-B48A-4125-955E-E48FC93B7402/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/skwirlinator/"&gt;skwirlinator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.darvill.clara.net/funnies/funny8.htm" title="http://www.darvill.clara.net/funnies/funny8.htm"&gt;www.darvill.clara.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt; A Guide to Effective Scientific Communication&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; It has long been known&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;I haven't bothered to look up the reference&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; It is believed&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt; I think &lt;/I&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; It is generally believed&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;A couple of other guys think so too&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; It is not unreasonable to assume&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt; If you believe this, you'll believe anything &lt;/I&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; Of great theoretical importance&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;I find it kind of interesting&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; Of great practical importance&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt; I can get some mileage out of it &lt;/I&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; Typical results are shown&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;The best results are shown&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; 3 samples were chosen for further study&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;The others didn't make sense, so we ignored them&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; It has not been possible to provide definitive answers&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;The experiment was negative, but at least I can publish the data
somewhere&lt;/I&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; Correct within an order of magnitude&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;Wrong &lt;/I&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;It might be argued that&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt; I have such a good answer for this objection that I shall now raise it&lt;/I&gt; 
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt; Much additional work will be required&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;I&gt;This paper is not very good, but neither are all the others in this
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