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Your kids will be happy to hear it’s now okay to play with their food! Here is a set of eating utensils disguised as construction tools. Created by a husband and wife team with three kids, these utensils are scaled for little hands to hold. The set is composed of a "Fork Lift" Fork, “Bulldozer” Pusher and our personal favorite, the "Front Loader" Spoon. We all know little boys love trucks, but we’re sure as soon as "sis" sees these, she’s going to want a set too. Handles are textured to make for easy gripping. The PVC-free, phthalate-free plastic is rugged, lightweight and dishwasher safe. Fork and Spoon measure 5 3/4”L x 1" W; Pusher is 4 ¼”L x 1”W.

Tags: fun, kids, eat, food

Star Wars Guide to the Candidates

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:15:31 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Go to the source for a funny reading adventure!

VOTE 4 YODA

Clip Source: www.craigslist.org

Star Wars Guide to the Candidates

Mighty Rex Star Wars Guide to The Candidates


"My friends..."	"Luke...."	"JOIN ME!!"

Darth McCain


Admiral Akbar	Richardsomething

Admiral Akbill

Limbba the Hutt

Oops, my bad, not a candidate. Sorry!


Ur Question?	Shh! 9/11!

Grand Moff Giuliani

Whobacca

Mitt Skywalker

Princess Leia Orbama of Alderaan, IL


Wicket	Huckabee

Wicket Huckabee


Virtually	Unknown

Duncan Biggs Hunter Darklighter

Nute Dodd-Gunray

Obi-ron Paul-obi


Le Fett	Le Fred

Boba Fredtt


Douche	Bag

Tom TanGreedo

Meh, TanGreedo was a xenophobic freak who got wiped out early. Don't need to worry about him.

Jar Jar Kucinich

Nuff said.

SeeJoe Threepio

Hillando Clintrissian

Vote.

Tags: candidates, politics, starwars, funny

Lesser Known Laws of Life

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:02:37 GMT

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Clip Source: zero1infinity.tumblr.com

Laws of

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee.

Law of probability:

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Alibi:

If you tell the boss, you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone with whom you do not want to be seen.

Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Brown’s Law:

If the shoe fits, it is ugly.

Wilson’s Law:

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it

Law of Location:

No matter where you go, there you are.

Tags: laws, life, predictability, crisis, justification

The Love Mattress

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:56:58 GMT

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Clip Source: www.red-dot.sg

Love Mattress

Tags: fun, furniture, sex, grip, hard thrusting

Cluster Ballooning - Learning to Fly

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:59:12 GMT

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Clip Source: www.clusterballoon.org

Click here for a QuickTime slide show featuring these and many additional images (8.6 MB)

Click here for a QuickTime video of the launch of a cluster balloon (6.9 MB)

Learning to Fly

Tags: fun, fly, cluster ballooning, soaring

Downloads for Kids

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:12:24 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A bit dated

Clip Source: www.kaboose.com

Clip Source: www.kidsdomain.com

Downloads

PC Downloads - Mac Downloads - Icons - Clip Art

Ages 4-8

Art and Creativity

Art for Kids by Moving Pixels (Win3, Win95/98)

Cheryl's Coloring Books by Cheryl's Image Gallery (Win3, Win95/98)

Arctic Refuge Coloring Book by The Wilderness Society (Win3, Win95/98)

Color a Story in 3D by IBM/ Crayola (Win95/98)

Doodleworks by Mister Matt Software (Win3)

Board and Card Games

Tags: downloads, kids, parenting, tv alternative

Unconventional Weapons

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:20:51 GMT

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Clip Source: www.somethingawful.com

Unconventional Weapons

Clip Source: www.somethingawful.com

Tags: unconventional weapons, photoshop, fun

Death by Booze - a generator

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:41:47 GMT

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Clip Source: www.justsayhi.com

Death by Booze - How Much Alcohol Would It Take To Kill You?

Find out how many of your favorite alcoholic beverages it would take to send you to a drunken grave.

It would take 29 bottles of Michelob Amber Bock to kill you.

Doing Complicated Stuff Involving Booze and Numbers
Please Wait

Beverage of Choice:

How much do you weigh?

Select Gender:

Copy and paste the HTML code below to display this on your blog, website, or profile.

Tags: booze, drunk, dead, generator

Are We Puzzled?

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 05:29:01 GMT

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Clip Source: rinkworks.com

I have two U.S. coins that add up to fifty-five cents. One is not a nickel. What coins are they?

A farmer had nine sheep, and all but seven died. How many did he have left?

If you take two apples from three apples, how many do you have?

Some months have 30 days. Some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

A woman gave birth to two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year but were not twins. How is this possible?

Clip Source: rinkworks.com

A man was born in 1964 and died in 1984 at the age of 25. How is this possible?

Forward I'm heavy, backwards I'm not. What am I?

If a boy and a half can eat a hot dog and a half in a minute and a half, how long would it take six boys to eat six hot dogs?

Tags: puzzles, mind freak, head bangers, groans

10 Fun And Different Things To Do On Your Anniversary

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:14:01 GMT

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Clip Source: www.amiracleaday.com

10 Fun And Different Things To Do On Your Anniversary

Return To The Location Of Your First Date

Start A Memory Album

Create A Time Capsule

Renew Your Vows

Have A Weekend Away

Make Something Together

Make Reservations (And Have Something Waiting)

Ten Envelopes

A Personalized Charm Bracelet

Photo Montage

Tags: 10, fun, different, things to do, anniversary

GummiBear Song - Beware Fun and catchy

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:59:14 GMT

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clipper's remarks: http://www.gummybearinternational.com/ecard/

Click the link - I dare you

Clip Source: www.gummibar.net

Hi. My name is Gummibär. I’m a gummy bear. I’m green, jiggly and cute. You might know me from my videos on the internet. Maybe you’ve seen me on YouTube or MySpace.

People from every country of the world love to watch me sing and dance. I sing in English, Hungarian, French, Spanish and Swedish and I am learning new languages every day. My debut CD is called I Am Your Gummy Bear. Not only does it include 15 groovy tunes such as I Am A Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song), Funny DJ, Cho Ka Ka O, Gummy From Bom Bom Bay, Buj Buj Polka, and many others, but it even includes the Spanish and Hungarian versions of The Gummy Bear Song as bonus tracks and 2 versions of the I Am A Gummy Bear video as well as wallpapers for your computer. Wow. That’s alot of stuff.

Please visit the MUSIC PAGE to check out my new album. You can listen to all of the songs online.

Tags: gummiebear song, fun, funny

What Is The Best Tasting Jell-O Shot?

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:05:56 GMT

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clipper's remarks: More at the source

Clip Source: www.myscienceproject.org

What Is The Best Tasting Jell-O Shot?

Previously, we investigated the strongest possible Jell-O shot and showed that a Jell-O shot can, in fact, be lit on fire. The reader response to these investigations was overwhelming, we received hundreds of methods and recipes for producing the "best" Jell-O shot. Equipped with this reader input, a minibar’s worth of booze, a grocery cart full of Jell-O, and the spirit of scientific investigation, we embarked on a grueling series of further Jell-O shot trials, and here we present our findings.

The Flavor Challenge

Start With the Basics

Lime Jell-O:
Absolut Citron – Crisp and lively citrus flavor.
Tequila – Plain tequila and lime is the quick and dirty way to make a “margarita” shot.

Lemon Jell-O:
Absolut Citron – Tart and clean, like a lemondrop but not as sweet.

Raspberry Jell-O:
Peach Schnapps – Fruity, sweet, tastes like red Twizzlers.
Midori – Very sweet, fruity, tastes like bubble gum.

Tags: what is the best tasting jell-o shot?, recipes, liquor, jelloshot, fun

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Mighty Rex Star Wars Guide to The Candidates

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Oops, my bad, not a candidate. Sorry!

Grand Moff Giuliani

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Wicket Huckabee

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Boba Fredtt

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Meh, TanGreedo was a xenophobic freak who got wiped out early. Don't need to worry about him.

Jar Jar Kucinich

Nuff said.

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Vote.

Lesser Known Laws of Life

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The Love Mattress

Love Mattress

Cluster Ballooning - Learning to Fly

Downloads for Kids

Ages 4-8

Art and Creativity

Board and Card Games

Unconventional Weapons

Unconventional Weapons

Death by Booze - a generator

Death by Booze - How Much Alcohol Would It Take To Kill You?

It would take 29 bottles of Michelob Amber Bock to kill you.

Are We Puzzled?

10 Fun And Different Things To Do On Your Anniversary

10 Fun And Different Things To Do On Your Anniversary

Return To The Location Of Your First Date

Start A Memory Album

Create A Time Capsule

Renew Your Vows

Have A Weekend Away

Make Something Together

Make Reservations (And Have Something Waiting)

Ten Envelopes

A Personalized Charm Bracelet

Photo Montage

GummiBear Song - Beware Fun and catchy

What Is The Best Tasting Jell-O Shot?

What Is The Best Tasting Jell-O Shot?

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